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#28 - I'm a little conflicted on the thievery one. If you …  [+] (28 replies) 11/22/2016 on Scary stuff comp #4 [morbid] +38
#135 - chomspls (11/22/2016) [-]
I'm okay with self-defense in your own property against burglars and other intruders. Thought, anything beyond that should be punishable. Incapacitating someone and the execute him is not self-defense, neither is torturing him. I don't care what he "could have done to you", it's all speculation, he might have just tried to rob you out of desesperation or hunger. Look at those guys who stole a bunch of stuff and then returned it back after they found out it was property from an activist group against sexual abusement. You are free to defend yourself and your belongings in your own home, you are not free to treat the intruders like animals that you just trapped, human rights exist for a reason.

TL;DR: Defend yourself in your home, but don't go beyond that. AKA: If you just shot someone and he's down crawling in pain, inmobilize him and call an ambulance, don't execute him jesus christ.
#183 - thecharliesheen (11/23/2016) [-]
Yeah, I basically explained that's how I felt in a later comment because my comment here was a little confusing. What I meant was when you rob someone, you're opening yourself up to a lot of possibilities, and one of those possibilities is that you aren't the boogeyman in that scenario.
Now that doesn't mean that it's right, and frankly any enjoying human suffering should sorta.. you know, not happen. But it is a possibility.
Now if someone breaks into my house, they're gettin' shot. If they lunge at me, they're getting killed. I've seen waaaaay too many movies where those fuckers get back up and end up taking revenge, so that is not a thing that I will let happen. But if I see some dumbass walking out with my tv, I'll just shoot him in the kneecap.
#70 - laclosa (11/22/2016) [-]
I'd play the fuck out of games like that with you holy shit bruh that's my dream

god bless drinking games
#71 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
Dude I gotta invest in a mic and a cam and maybe a decent video editing program (and learning to use it) and I'd be all over that shit.

I'm a heavy weight drinker, we're talkin like.. on a dedicated night, I can polish off a half gallon by myself. To say that we got too plastered to keep going is.. really somethin'. We got all conspiracy theory like the game somehow connected to the real deep web and might have actual secrets on it and shit. Borderline embarrassing drunk shit. It was crazy. I fuckin' love being that drunk until the day after, then I feel like I should go to church
#72 - laclosa (11/22/2016) [-]
I would do shit like that when I was 15 wasn't good but wasn't terrible had views n shit but made all private cause pussied out shits fun just go for it its really just doing it until you grow into it and a good editing program you can just torrent plus just some like logitech mic $50 and a decent hd webcam $60~ depending on sales/store some real good shits pretty cheap like ay just nut up the chump change and go for it if you really wanna try it

im also really stoned now i think i went life advice high there for a sec
#77 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
I was lookin' into it during class a few days ago (one of them days I was thinkin' bout droppin' out of college cause I was so flustered) and I actually found some pretty decent prices, and christ knows I pirate all my shit anyways, so I could probably get a good video editing program with only one or two cam-ratting viruses.

I'm definitely following suit there. I keep hearing shit outside my damn window and my internet/lights keep going on and off and it's making me need to chill
#48 - anon (11/22/2016) [-]
>Free game for them to torture you
>But on the other hand, that dude seemed to.. enjoy their suffering

Like anyone who would ever torture someone for breaking in?
#50 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
Okay, yes, this does sound confusing now that you mention it, so let me clear it up.

I believe serial killers should be arrested.
I believe people protecting their home should not.
Every time you break into a house, you run the risk of the bogeyman not being you, but actually being the person who owns the joint. You run the risk of breaking into some psychopaths house.
Now, the psychopath will inevitably (most likely) be arrested for their crimes and have to pay for it. I do not believe that killing a home invader absolves them of their crimes, and your death will be alongside the sentence. But if someone shoots you when you're on their property, not because they want to but to protect themselves, then they don't deserve prison.

When you enter a place, you need to be prepared. If some sick fuck hurts people and you happen to mosey on in and get yourself killed, that's your own fuckin' fault, and frankly you deserve it, but he also deserves prison time for his crime and his pleasure in death.
If you fuck with an honest homeowner who just wants to protect themselves and their own, you are the only one at fault.

Make sense?
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#30 - laclosa (11/22/2016) [-]
Not gonna lie people fucked around with my house before when i was a kid and couldn't defend myself alone properly so if I think someone is so much as rattling my front door trying to open it ill set up in front of the door with an air rifle aimed about neck/face of an average sized person and wait and that adrenaline goin is just bliss to me now

I agree completely with how someone breaks in or even trys and it's free game to the properties owner don't stick your hand in fire if you didn't want a chance of being burnt fuckin retards

I forgot to write it in cause im stoned but like ye I'd enjoy the fuck out of just throwing a wall at lightspeed into some cunts life that wanted to get some free shit or whatever off of some other poor souls property nigga spends his own time workin to buy it and you're gonna go fuck it nah enjoy life as a vegetable cause i dropped kicked you into my corner wall and broke your spine
#31 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
I'm like terrified of home invasions and shit. I don't know why, but it's like a deeply rooted fear of mine. I hear someone tapping on my window, or rattling my door, of my floor creaking, or anything that so much as hints that some fucker is in my house, I am on HIGH ass alert. One of my biggest fears is waking up with some cockhole standing over me.
So I agree, fair game dude. You want my stuff? You risk death. I will shoot you. I will kill you. I will say you were here to hurt me and I felt threatened because you were skulking around my house in the dark of night without my permission. I hope my TV is worth that.

Though I think the fear of home invasion and break ins and shit comes from spending so much time playing "Welcome to the Game" lately. Shit is 5 spooky 4 me, dude. Sets me on top paranoia level.
#32 - laclosa (11/22/2016) [-]
Holy fuck am I glad someone understand that feeling god damn it was petrifying as a kid and it probably fucked me up wanting to literally kill anyone I don't know that enters my properly without permission some sort of maybe hope for retribution cause some cunts got away with trying to get in

man I couldn't play or watch anything so much as a little scary and whenever I was home alone it was pure torture and god forbid if my family were out when the sun set
#33 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
It's super bad, man. Our electricity bill has been pretty high lately, so we've been total nazis about shutting off lights, but man, leaving my room with all the lights off in the rest of the house is a total no no for me. I don't know what's skulking around in that darkness. Someone could be hiding in there. I have night classes, so I'm up most of the night (until about 6am) so I hear every damn noise that happens in this place, and anything louder than I expect, or any talking, or grass crunching sets me into adrenaline mode. It's actually becoming hindering at this point...

Even with my family home, holy fuckin' shit. I can have my dude right next to me and I'll still be in full fledged panic mode after playin' that stupid game. If you need to stay awake for a few days for whatever reason, I definitely suggest that game
#35 - laclosa (11/22/2016) [-]
I was like that until I got heavily into drugs and alcohol and just didn't give a fuck since I could only be really fucked up at night and if I'm fucked up I didn't give two shits while I stumbled around my dark house

Here's something fun that happens to my room only but my window leaves weird marks when it frosts over or gets a little too cold outside and it looks like someone ran their finger over and drew this symbol thing or whatever is a better word but it's almost like a stereotypical ghost like rounded head like a sheet over a ball and like theres a line that goes out at an angle like an arm waving it appears every night on first only one sliding window then it started on both been years shit still goes on legit spooked me good first time I discovered it now it's just kinda like ayy if you're an actual ghost fuckin thank you for just drawing yourself waving I guess very kind

also any noise I hear when my windows open sends me into straight fight or flight mode and I'll lay there ready to just uppercut whatever fuck climbs through my window since im right under it shit blows but damn I'd lie if I said the constant adrenaline rushes weren't nice

and fuck that game I was wondering why it sounded familiar but i googled it now I know bruh fuck that
#38 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
Holy shit, me too. I drink pretty heavily when I can afford it (mainly painful boredom), and when I'm drunk, I could give a fuck. I'll yell dumb shit like "come get it, you pussies" out the window.

I have a weirdly similar thing, but with a tree. There was a tree in my house growing up that stood in my backyard, and when it got just tall enough, it looked like the shadow of someone standing outside my window. Fuckin' wrecked me the first few times, and occasionally after when I would get a little too fucked up. We called it 'the angry tree' because it looked like some dude hunched angrily by the window about to break in.

Man, I envy you. Adrenaline makes me way sick. I don't know why, it always has. I guess because it feels too much like severe anxiety for me, and so my body basically associates the two with each other and it just makes me nauseous. I'd be fuckin' fucked if someone ever actually did decide to break in. I'd be like "Dude, I'ma bash your head in, but you gotta wait until I throw up and stop shaking."

Reflect Studios actually updated it recently and added a new killer and made it 3 times as hard. I won't even open it on steam anymore. Too fuckin stressful, man. It puts me in a mood for days.
#40 - laclosa (11/22/2016) [-]
God bless alcohol and bless our livers that they may live through this plague and come out stronger

Fuckin trees are glorious you get an angry tree my neighbour has his Chowder tree I gave it the name when I realised it looked like chowders head with his hat thing it was so great

But yo I mean shit makes me throw up too if it gets too hyped for me I'm just use to like that "Huh what was that? some cunt breaking in?" adrenaline but if I'm about to die from driving off a cliff and diving down 100+ft I'd probably puke I'd black out too I black out so much from adrenaline too it's such a bitch cause I have to pretend I'm not actually entirely blind just randomly in the middle of like a confrontation or some dumb shit and it always lasts for almost a minute

plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss no
those bastards are geniuses
#42 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
May our livers be stronger for it, instead of giving out like little pussies.

Damn trees are majestic as fuck. Angry trees, chowder trees, I want to collect trees. Just all sorts of strangely shaped trees.

Oh shit, that'd suck like a motherfucker. Like legit going blind during an adrenaline rush could be some seriously hindering shit. Imagine fighting a robber or killer or some shit and then just BAM blind as a bat and you just gotta stumble around. Maybe he'll think you're crazier than him and like nope the fuck outta there cause you're just going buck wild and gunna fuck his ass up.

I jump every time my phone rings at night now, and my curiosity about the deep web has been killed. I legitimately had night paralysis about that bald fuck new killer coming in my room and whispering "night night" before killing me. Goddamn I mean look at this angry lookin' prick with his no eyebrow havin ass
#45 - laclosa (11/22/2016) [-]
We aint no little pussie bois

It's kinda cool blacking out but I mean only so much since you are losing an entire sense for however long you don't really know but ye I gotta stop and stand still if I'm walking through my house and it goes only happened once but fuck was I mad when it did go

I'm always sketched from random links to my phone let alone playing that and having nightmare fuel for years fuckin no thanks thank god I never played that game eyes huge as fuck too god damn nigga
#46 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
Yeah, fuck all that. If my liver gives out, it clearly doesn't deserve me.

I think I've only blacked out once and it was due to heat stroke and it was terrifying. I was just standing in a life and suddenly boom, I couldn't see and started to faint. Shit was terrifying. I could hear all around me and feel, but couldn't see and really needed to sit down. If it had been in a situation where I was under duress, I would have been absolutely fucked.

Fuck yeah dude, he's angry lookin' and scary as shit. Plus he comes in all quiet and then you're yanked away from your computer and forced to look at him. Unless you get the fuckin' terrifying ending where you shut off the lights when he's comin' in and you don't know it, and he comes in all quiet and shit and then you look over at the door and he's fuckin' sprinting at you full speed yelling like a fuckin' maniac waving a knife around like Jodi Arias
#47 - laclosa (11/22/2016) [-]
Exactly if it dies before you it doesn't deserve you

Good ole heat stroke yea that's extra scary blinded hot and confused just holy shit I'd have to swing on the sun for this outrage if it happened to me

he fuckin sprints at you??????? and screams shit???? they really wanna fuck people up with this game that is not okay
#49 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
Oh dude, I almost started swinging. It was a mix of heat stroke and dehydration, so I basically had to be bitch-carried to a water fountain and left on the sidewalk until I regained my vision. Luckily it was in bright fucking daylight in a crowded place so it doesn't leave much room for malevolent imagination

Not only does this fuck sprint at you, he'll also sneak up on you. If you manage to catch him before he breaks in, you can literally watch him pick your doors lock, and if you look through the top of the door too soon, he'll yell "I SEE YOU IN THERE" and start trying to break your damn door down. He also has a knack for calling your cell phone and just breathing into it, or saying some threatening bullshit like "I'm coming for you" or "knock knock", but you gotta really, really listen to catch him before he breaks in. A lot of the time, his calls become so fucking consistent that you just stop paying attention to him, which is a very large mistake. Oh, and you still have to worry about Russian guy comin through the window.
#51 - laclosa (11/22/2016) [-]
Oooo~ blinded dehydrated and left on a sidewalk you were ready to enter the life of a disabled crack whore

Cheeki Breeki I cheek on you then breek in you

fuck all of that noise dude suburban night terror the video game 2.0 more like I swear to fuck

holy shit imagine if they put in a truly fucked up sociopath that was just as pure as a pure wild card could be like just imagine you leave the computer and theres shit and blood spelling out hooked on fonics or some retarded shit on your wall before he popped out from under your own desk with his dick severed and in his left nostril while he attempts to rape you with his bloody stump of a crotch

Ok that last spoiler really fucked idea god damn I'm listening to Wing Chun the science of it and shit been 30 mins straight now I guess good martial art techniques fuck me with the most deplorable shit ever Thank god my MAGA hat is comin in soon then I can be a proud deplorable at least aylmao jokes
#52 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
I was totally down at the time, I probably woulda taken some damn crack at that point if I thought it would have made me feel better. Holy fuck heat stroke feels like shit. Like you feel nauseous and faint and like you're about to die. Crack woulda been a pick-me-up like Postal 2.

To be fair, your character is lookin for a Red Room, so you're not entirely innocent, so it's like fair killer game.

Duuuude I was thinking about that. Like they put in a totally fucking random super rare event where you just get yanked off and it's not Boris or the Breather, but some fuckin' crazy lookin' psycho dude who just fucks up your entire day. It'd really fuck people up if he walked in through the kitchen, because neither killer does. I honestly think if Adam put some real revamp work into the game, he could make it fucking absolutely jesus christ horrifying. It's already terrifying as is, but man, if he decided to really fuck up some people's day, he could RUIN LIVES.

Man you wanna fuck up your night, strap on your hat, turn off your lights and find some headphones and even just watch youtubers play it. No shit, you jump just as bad, I suggest harshlycritical cause he doesn't overhype it or scream too loud, but damn dude, I'm telling you, even just watching people play is unsettling as fuck
#55 - laclosa (11/22/2016) [-]
I came close to a full blown heat stroke back in high school playin lacrosse on turf in that lovely 90+ spring weather fucking cancer can't forget our sporty black helmets either only added 10 more degrees those cucks

Oh yea as long as you didn't actually throw up you're usually completely fine once you cool off or rehydrate a little cause it's just that extra fuck you to your body emptying your stomach that fucks peoples days up so hard

I forgot that was the point of the game fuck and I just looked at a guy playin it earlier on to relearn what it was but ye holy fuck

He needs to do it like it has to be added eventually cause that's what makes the internet so scary in the first place not people who can rationally think if that thought is to murder/rape/torture whatever to you ok but imagine some insane dude argueing with his own decisions out loud in different voices that is so disheartening knowing your life is in the hands of someone who can't even tell which voice is his own if he can hear over the constant aol dial up noise playing in his head
#57 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
Christ alive, man, what were you thinking? Being outside? Are you insane?

Ooh dude, I got close. A few more minutes of trying to stand and I have no doubt I would have. I didn't want to make a scene by lying down in public, so I fought it for as long as I could. Eventually I just fell down, causing an even bigger scene than if I had just fuckin' sat down in the first place. I noped out as soon as I possibly could, just embarrassed as shit for pulling a drama scene in the middle of a public park.

I could beat it before 2.0, because usually Boris does that grass crunching sound more than anything, but man, 2.0+ is going to haunt me forever. Not only by planting ideas in my head, but by just flat out leaving the achievements grayed out forever because I will never get them.

I mean, don't get me wrong, the breather is obviously fuckin' not well. He's mentally ill as shit, but he seems at least stable. He should set it up so if you search deep enough on like.. DeathDiaries or some super dark site, maybe Pedo Handbook or something, you trigger another dude who makes it his mission to fuck up your night. There's so much crazy potential in that game, I'm kinda sad he turned it into one big promo for "Rides with Strangers", even though that game looks great too
#59 - laclosa (11/22/2016) [-]
I was a very ill child I enjoyed the outside I know how awful

I don't give no fucks about what people think I woulda been like in what is it scrubs I would have layed down next to you so people would think we're chillin

homie you gotta perfect the game get all them achievements you little puss boi
Ride their dicks to make it so fucked I know if I made that game it's all I would do all day fuck my regular job I'd design the fuck outta that game and it's killers and I like your idea like the deeper/more fucked up pages have a sliver of a chance of spawning that sociopath who'd dress you as a peanut butter jar than dig through your scalp with a plastic spoon and eat your brains with said spoon
#62 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
Dude I am so sorry.. That much exposure to that much sun... It's bad for the soul...

I think I was like... 16 at the time? So I was all big on "Oh Jesus what they must think of me". These days, I'll lie down on the fuckin' sidewalk if I'm a little tired (and unfortunate enough to be outside).

Bruh I'm a massive puss when it comes to that game, like that shit straight up fucks up my WEEK. I get all sorts of funky and jumpy. I gotta get like REAL drunk and crazy if I'm going to do that. We're talking like wearing boxers on my head, straight shooting whiskey, bonfire in the backyard type drunk. Unfortunately then I end up yelling at my computer and calling the killers "little punk ass bitches".

See like that'd be a badass idea, and also maybe pulling a 'hello neighbor' move and programming the AI to record your patterns. You have to consistently make sure windows and doors are locked, and hide in cabinets and hope they don't find you, ALL while being a terrible person and browsing the deep web looking for sick shit. Maybe even a sick ass ending where you trigger two killers at once and they fight over you and end up killing each other. Or maybe even one where you're a killer yourself (if you look up enough 'we hire hitmen' and 'murder-R-us sites.)

#64 - laclosa (11/22/2016) [-]
Oh hot damn only 16 yea fuck dude thats some next levle shit now that I know that bit of info

me too but do it and record it make millions on youtube boom haha

real talk imagine there's a good ending and it's the one where the fbi catches you rather than being murdered so you still "lose" while having some type of "victory" cause well you technically caught some fucked up dude lookin to watch murder/rape/torture porn so many limitless possibilities it's retarded
#68 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
I believe that was the very day I decided "...no more outside for me."

I actually really wanted to make a youtube called "pussies play games" and have various different things going on when we did. Like for one game, we're drunk as shit, one game high as shit, one game on a serious sugar rush, one game after having not slept for 4 days, and so on. When we played V1.0, we took shots every time my underage sister jumped/screamed. We were... exceptionally trashed by the time we finished. We actually had to call it quits because we were so drunk we couldn't function anymore and just couldn't play the game.

Haaaa imagine you get to the Red Room and then there's a knock at the door, and you're just like 'oh shit son' and you fuckin' try to hide and all the sudden the FBI pops up behind you like "well well well... you sick fuck, you're going away for a [italicl]long[italic] time." and you get an achievement called "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE"
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#24 - thisisforgayboard (11/22/2016) [-]
"his own style"
You mean the copy pasted special snowflake 'style' that a million other faggots have?
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#25 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
Styles are contagious, I've realized.
The best example I can think of is when I was in elementary school and Greenday spiked in popularity. One chick started wearing edgy wristbands and bandshirts with striped socks and edgy skate shoes, and it suddenly became a fucking epidemic. Really pissed the goth kids off, since they were made fun of for dressing similarly before that.
So my guess is since that style rocketed in popularity on tumblr, a shitload of people adapted to it. It'll pass, it always does.
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#110 - science?  [+] (2 replies) 11/22/2016 on cool facts 1 0
#111 - lazysans (11/22/2016) [-]
eh, close enough
#112 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
Hail science!
#214 - What influence? Talent? Sure, the dude isn't terrible in my …  [+] (2 replies) 11/22/2016 on Kanye 2020 +1
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#217 - Felris (11/23/2016) [-]
Elon Musk named him most influential of 2015

If you can't see his influence in music I'm guessing hip-hop is not your genre.

If you can't see his influence in fashion I'm guessing your not a sneaker head and haven't stepped foot into an H&M store.
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#218 - thecharliesheen (11/24/2016) [-]
As far as I've seen, at least in my opinion, he hasn't influenced anything other than a couple high school aged kids. I mean technically hip hop culture isn't my thing, but even the hardcore thugs I know think he's a joke. He's more of a.. centrist influence. A passing fling in culture.
I like hip hop, but not... pop hip hop? If that makes any sense? I wouldn't call it underground, but it isn't pop rap kings like Jay-z, Kanye, and Eminem.
I have no idea what a sneaker head is, and I think I can honestly say I've never stepped foot in a H&M, but I always found Kanye's style kinda tacky. That being said, I'm sure people find my style tacky too.

Honestly I think his egotistical self jerking is what irritates me about him the most. I would have nothing against him at all if it wasn't for the fact of he's so up his own ass, he almost doesn't function.
#108 - Because how do you pick one faith of thousands, if not million…  [+] (4 replies) 11/22/2016 on cool facts 1 0
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#109 - lazysans (11/22/2016) [-]
you pick the one thats proven by everything
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#110 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
#111 - lazysans (11/22/2016) [-]
eh, close enough
#112 - thecharliesheen (11/22/2016) [-]
Hail science!