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#166 - Exactly like Daredevil, but more moose and syrup and AR-15's w… 09/25/2014 on ISIS threatened Canada +3
#42 - The final evolution  [+] (6 new replies) 09/25/2014 on This also applies to Texas +2
User avatar #47 - mymommasallama (09/25/2014) [-]
>not fried like a grilled cheese
apparently you have never seen PB&J's true final form
#53 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
The picture was grilled! WOW how DARE you insinuate this piece of bread wasn't toasted and grilled just because it doesn't look like it! That's so breadist! Just because this bread doesn't LOOK grilled, don't assume it's not! You are such a pig! I can't believe you. How dare you assume this isn't PB&J in it's "true" form! That's so fucking rude! You dirty fucking BIS!
#54 - mymommasallama (09/25/2014) [-]
Oh my goddess i am so sorry. I had no idea that sandwich identified as jellyqueer transgrilllsual. My deepest apologies
#55 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
You better check your privilege, you dirty white bread scum! You make it hard for Pumpernickel like me to make our way in the world and make a brand for ourselves! Toasted bread still has a problem because a white bread critic like you keep saying "you're not toasted enough!". It's so BREADIST. Oh my god I cannot stand the breadism in this world. Did you know that only 1/5th of consumers buys whole wheat? It's so unfair!
#56 - mymommasallama (09/25/2014) [-]
Whoa whoa whoa take a step back. as a proud marble rye i know both the privelidge of white bread, along with the suffering of wheat. You just assume im white bread by looking me? By your logic i dont think im the only breadist here
User avatar #46 - goza (09/25/2014) [-]
thank you that picture is gold
#29 - I always had the desire to be a pirate (same as any other kid)… 09/25/2014 on Ship in a Storm +2
#80 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Cactus Juice +5
#83 - whatyougot (09/25/2014) [-]
forgot 1 part
#88 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
Shhh.... Sokka loves you
#79 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Cactus Juice +5
#80 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
#83 - whatyougot (09/25/2014) [-]
forgot 1 part
#88 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
Shhh.... Sokka loves you
#78 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Cactus Juice +6
#79 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
#80 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
#83 - whatyougot (09/25/2014) [-]
forgot 1 part
#88 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
Shhh.... Sokka loves you
#77 - Sokka time  [+] (5 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Cactus Juice +7
#78 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
#79 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
#80 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
#83 - whatyougot (09/25/2014) [-]
forgot 1 part
#88 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
Shhh.... Sokka loves you
#84 - "I'm afraid I don't have a Skype, sir." 09/25/2014 on Skype 0
#50 - Funnyjunk: Just like clickbait, but endorsed by admin! Buy Ama… 09/25/2014 on having a bad day? 0
#41 - Either way. 09/25/2014 on Illumanite +32
#28 - I tried that once, but my mom didn't believe that I learned it… 09/25/2014 on Bacteria Are So Fucking Metal +1
#154 - Canada and America would have a glorious, glorious Maple syrup…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on ISIS threatened Canada +10
User avatar #165 - sanshiiuum (09/25/2014) [-]
So, daredevil?
#166 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
Exactly like Daredevil, but more moose and syrup and AR-15's with lots of Terrance and Phillip and a side of FREEDOM
#152 - So.. we should just let these ************* keep … 09/25/2014 on ISIS threatened Canada +1
#84 - You have SO MUCH TIME  [+] (21 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Modern Feminism +4
User avatar #103 - arstya (09/25/2014) [-]
I still don't know if that's a man or woman.
#119 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
Both. It's a trigendered polyfox with transexual tendencies and in relation to pokemon with a close kinship to ravers.
#121 - arstya (09/25/2014) [-]
#126 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
You are correct. That was the point.
#127 - arstya (09/25/2014) [-]
That's why it's bullshit. Now go into your corner.
#128 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
That's the point. That was the entire point.
#129 - arstya (09/25/2014) [-]
I'm aware. [spoiler] Also I'm testing something with the spoilers. [/spoiler]
#132 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
I like you. You're a good man. I offer you this. Makes me laugh every time
User avatar #133 - arstya (09/25/2014) [-]
SHIT THE SPOILERS DIDN'T WORK!
User avatar #130 - arstya (09/25/2014) [-]
IT DIDN'T WORK!
#135 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
Try only once and typing your spoiler inbetween the brackets. It took me a minute to get used to but once you get it, you get it forever
User avatar #136 - arstya (09/25/2014) [-]
[spoiler] Let me see if I can copy/paste this shit. [/spoiler]
#138 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
I could be wrong, but it looks like you're putting the spoiler brackets twice. Click the little eye button and put the text inside both brackets.
#140 - arstya (09/25/2014) [-]
Mind giving me the code? Because I have no idea what that means.
#144 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
You have it down, son. Your last post was perfect. Go forth unto Funnyjunk and wreak havok, my son.
User avatar #146 - arstya (09/25/2014) [-]
Well I'm boned. [spoiler]Unless this works. [/spoiler]
#148 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2014) [-]
I promise you get the hang of it. If you don't know HTML or the retarded format than it takes a little bit to get used to. BUT you are definitely getting closer. You will have the world, my son.
User avatar #147 - arstya (09/25/2014) [-]
Well, it works!
#137 - arstya (09/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #109 - hybredmoon (09/25/2014) [-]
...yes
#111 - arstya (09/25/2014) [-]
#167 - Mainly because it's more of a social stigma than anything that… 09/25/2014 on Needs more #rekt 0
#352 - I understand what you're saying, and what you're trying to con… 09/24/2014 on People with Vaginas are women 0
#350 - Oh that's cool, so I'm lucky I was born the way I am, and am p…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on People with Vaginas are women 0
User avatar #351 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Because it's not 'minor social bonus' privilege it's 'lifestyle change' privilege. White people privilege not getting judged by a majority of people for being a nerd or a thief or whatever stereotype you'd like. Black privilege is benefitting from diversity programs, larger government support, etc. They are HUGE differences. And yes, again, just because some brats on the internet use it as a reason to act like downright cunts to anyone who doesn't fit their 'outcast' stencil doesn't mean that's how the word is used or what it represents.

Referring back to my friend, he is very proud of himself (as am I) for committing to being himself. But he doesn't go around wearing a transexual flag on his back. He just wants to be a guy, he wants to use male toilets, he wants to not bleed monthly, he wants a mustache. Something as infernally annoying for a typical bloke - lets say accidentally sitting on your own balls - he DREAMS about being able to do that. He PRAYS for it. That's privilege.

Just like first world privilege, we're SO LUCKY to be living in such a wealthy and plentiful climate that we are building multiple stadiums on top of our food waste, someone in another country might run over to a bruised and browning apple and thank their gods or luck that they found it, where we would throw it away because it's not fresh enough for us. We are privileged in that way. That does not mean we aren't allowed to be sad, nor does it mean people in less fortunate situations are never happy.
User avatar #352 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
I understand what you're saying, and what you're trying to convey, but the problem is that's not privilege. That's excessively unfortunate that they feel that way, but it doesn't make everyone else lucky. It makes them unlucky.
#348 - I'm not saying their struggle isn't real. However, calling som… 09/24/2014 on People with Vaginas are women 0
#344 - I grew up in the gay community, with my father DJing at gay ba…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/24/2014 on People with Vaginas are women 0
User avatar #347 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Most transexuals don't WANT to be priviledged they WANT to be normal, but that's exactly why cis priviledge exists.
User avatar #350 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
Oh that's cool, so I'm lucky I was born the way I am, and am privileged just because I happen to enjoy my gender and sexuality (last one pending)? Do you know how twatty that sounds? "Privilege" in itself it a fucking twatty word. The transexuals that I know are proud as hell of what they are and wouldn't want it any other way. It sets them apart from the norm and they're happy with that. They don't spend time moping around wishing they were cis. They spend it getting their fucking party on.
User avatar #351 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Because it's not 'minor social bonus' privilege it's 'lifestyle change' privilege. White people privilege not getting judged by a majority of people for being a nerd or a thief or whatever stereotype you'd like. Black privilege is benefitting from diversity programs, larger government support, etc. They are HUGE differences. And yes, again, just because some brats on the internet use it as a reason to act like downright cunts to anyone who doesn't fit their 'outcast' stencil doesn't mean that's how the word is used or what it represents.

Referring back to my friend, he is very proud of himself (as am I) for committing to being himself. But he doesn't go around wearing a transexual flag on his back. He just wants to be a guy, he wants to use male toilets, he wants to not bleed monthly, he wants a mustache. Something as infernally annoying for a typical bloke - lets say accidentally sitting on your own balls - he DREAMS about being able to do that. He PRAYS for it. That's privilege.

Just like first world privilege, we're SO LUCKY to be living in such a wealthy and plentiful climate that we are building multiple stadiums on top of our food waste, someone in another country might run over to a bruised and browning apple and thank their gods or luck that they found it, where we would throw it away because it's not fresh enough for us. We are privileged in that way. That does not mean we aren't allowed to be sad, nor does it mean people in less fortunate situations are never happy.
User avatar #352 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
I understand what you're saying, and what you're trying to convey, but the problem is that's not privilege. That's excessively unfortunate that they feel that way, but it doesn't make everyone else lucky. It makes them unlucky.
User avatar #346 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
No it doesn't. Just because you're only experience with cis priviledge is bratty special snowflakes on the internet with 4.5 piercings doesn't mean that's what it is. That's like saying feminist is only feminazis and doesn't exist in any other form. I know several transexuals, one is my best frend and I know all of the struggles he goes through. So don't tell me I/we are not priviledged for not having to go through what he does.
User avatar #348 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm not saying their struggle isn't real. However, calling something else a privilege is not only fucking implying that they aren't proud of what they are (fe: you're so privileged to be cis, it's so hard being me), but it also trivializes everyone else's issues. What about white privilege, black privilege, male privilege, people-not-allergic-to-cat privilege, people don't sneeze when they look at the sun privilege. people who are naturally good at video games privilege, big booty bitch privilege, naturally thin privilege, people who look older than they are privilege, Mark Hamill privilege, looking a little like Robert Downey Jr just enough to get you pussy privilege?

See how fucking ridiculous those get? EVERYONE on this motherfucking planet has "privilege", so therefore, no one does. We all have different trials, but I prefer not to trivialize other people's pain by calling it "privilege".
#341 - Wasn't debating that. What I was debating what the existence o…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/24/2014 on People with Vaginas are women 0
User avatar #342 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Yes it does. God damn. Do you know anyone who is was or might be transexual or transgender? Or are you just talking arrogantly out of your ass about a topic that you know nothing about?
User avatar #344 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
I grew up in the gay community, with my father DJing at gay bars, on the fucking LGBT parade float EVERY YEAR with transvestites and transexuals coming to my fucking birthday parties, so fucking believe me, I know absolute LOADS of them, except they aren't whiny pussies who complain about how "hard" life is and how "privileged" everyone else is. Calling something "cis privilege" implies that life is sooo much harder for you than everyone else, and everyone else has it easy because they don't have "your" issues.
User avatar #347 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Most transexuals don't WANT to be priviledged they WANT to be normal, but that's exactly why cis priviledge exists.
User avatar #350 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
Oh that's cool, so I'm lucky I was born the way I am, and am privileged just because I happen to enjoy my gender and sexuality (last one pending)? Do you know how twatty that sounds? "Privilege" in itself it a fucking twatty word. The transexuals that I know are proud as hell of what they are and wouldn't want it any other way. It sets them apart from the norm and they're happy with that. They don't spend time moping around wishing they were cis. They spend it getting their fucking party on.
User avatar #351 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Because it's not 'minor social bonus' privilege it's 'lifestyle change' privilege. White people privilege not getting judged by a majority of people for being a nerd or a thief or whatever stereotype you'd like. Black privilege is benefitting from diversity programs, larger government support, etc. They are HUGE differences. And yes, again, just because some brats on the internet use it as a reason to act like downright cunts to anyone who doesn't fit their 'outcast' stencil doesn't mean that's how the word is used or what it represents.

Referring back to my friend, he is very proud of himself (as am I) for committing to being himself. But he doesn't go around wearing a transexual flag on his back. He just wants to be a guy, he wants to use male toilets, he wants to not bleed monthly, he wants a mustache. Something as infernally annoying for a typical bloke - lets say accidentally sitting on your own balls - he DREAMS about being able to do that. He PRAYS for it. That's privilege.

Just like first world privilege, we're SO LUCKY to be living in such a wealthy and plentiful climate that we are building multiple stadiums on top of our food waste, someone in another country might run over to a bruised and browning apple and thank their gods or luck that they found it, where we would throw it away because it's not fresh enough for us. We are privileged in that way. That does not mean we aren't allowed to be sad, nor does it mean people in less fortunate situations are never happy.
User avatar #352 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
I understand what you're saying, and what you're trying to convey, but the problem is that's not privilege. That's excessively unfortunate that they feel that way, but it doesn't make everyone else lucky. It makes them unlucky.
User avatar #346 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
No it doesn't. Just because you're only experience with cis priviledge is bratty special snowflakes on the internet with 4.5 piercings doesn't mean that's what it is. That's like saying feminist is only feminazis and doesn't exist in any other form. I know several transexuals, one is my best frend and I know all of the struggles he goes through. So don't tell me I/we are not priviledged for not having to go through what he does.
User avatar #348 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm not saying their struggle isn't real. However, calling something else a privilege is not only fucking implying that they aren't proud of what they are (fe: you're so privileged to be cis, it's so hard being me), but it also trivializes everyone else's issues. What about white privilege, black privilege, male privilege, people-not-allergic-to-cat privilege, people don't sneeze when they look at the sun privilege. people who are naturally good at video games privilege, big booty bitch privilege, naturally thin privilege, people who look older than they are privilege, Mark Hamill privilege, looking a little like Robert Downey Jr just enough to get you pussy privilege?

See how fucking ridiculous those get? EVERYONE on this motherfucking planet has "privilege", so therefore, no one does. We all have different trials, but I prefer not to trivialize other people's pain by calling it "privilege".
#289 - Cis privilege ISN'T a thing. Everyone has different trials in …  [+] (10 new replies) 09/24/2014 on People with Vaginas are women 0
User avatar #331 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
I didn't say it made them special. The thing is, yes, everyone has different trials in their life but just because trans people suffer these trials doesn't mean they only suffer these trials. They suffer from debt, they suffer from anxiety, they suffer from heartbreak that everyone else suffers from. And then on top of that they suffer from a whole range of problems unique to them.
User avatar #341 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
Wasn't debating that. What I was debating what the existence of "Cis privilege", which does not exist.
User avatar #342 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Yes it does. God damn. Do you know anyone who is was or might be transexual or transgender? Or are you just talking arrogantly out of your ass about a topic that you know nothing about?
User avatar #344 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
I grew up in the gay community, with my father DJing at gay bars, on the fucking LGBT parade float EVERY YEAR with transvestites and transexuals coming to my fucking birthday parties, so fucking believe me, I know absolute LOADS of them, except they aren't whiny pussies who complain about how "hard" life is and how "privileged" everyone else is. Calling something "cis privilege" implies that life is sooo much harder for you than everyone else, and everyone else has it easy because they don't have "your" issues.
User avatar #347 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Most transexuals don't WANT to be priviledged they WANT to be normal, but that's exactly why cis priviledge exists.
User avatar #350 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
Oh that's cool, so I'm lucky I was born the way I am, and am privileged just because I happen to enjoy my gender and sexuality (last one pending)? Do you know how twatty that sounds? "Privilege" in itself it a fucking twatty word. The transexuals that I know are proud as hell of what they are and wouldn't want it any other way. It sets them apart from the norm and they're happy with that. They don't spend time moping around wishing they were cis. They spend it getting their fucking party on.
User avatar #351 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Because it's not 'minor social bonus' privilege it's 'lifestyle change' privilege. White people privilege not getting judged by a majority of people for being a nerd or a thief or whatever stereotype you'd like. Black privilege is benefitting from diversity programs, larger government support, etc. They are HUGE differences. And yes, again, just because some brats on the internet use it as a reason to act like downright cunts to anyone who doesn't fit their 'outcast' stencil doesn't mean that's how the word is used or what it represents.

Referring back to my friend, he is very proud of himself (as am I) for committing to being himself. But he doesn't go around wearing a transexual flag on his back. He just wants to be a guy, he wants to use male toilets, he wants to not bleed monthly, he wants a mustache. Something as infernally annoying for a typical bloke - lets say accidentally sitting on your own balls - he DREAMS about being able to do that. He PRAYS for it. That's privilege.

Just like first world privilege, we're SO LUCKY to be living in such a wealthy and plentiful climate that we are building multiple stadiums on top of our food waste, someone in another country might run over to a bruised and browning apple and thank their gods or luck that they found it, where we would throw it away because it's not fresh enough for us. We are privileged in that way. That does not mean we aren't allowed to be sad, nor does it mean people in less fortunate situations are never happy.
User avatar #352 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
I understand what you're saying, and what you're trying to convey, but the problem is that's not privilege. That's excessively unfortunate that they feel that way, but it doesn't make everyone else lucky. It makes them unlucky.
User avatar #346 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
No it doesn't. Just because you're only experience with cis priviledge is bratty special snowflakes on the internet with 4.5 piercings doesn't mean that's what it is. That's like saying feminist is only feminazis and doesn't exist in any other form. I know several transexuals, one is my best frend and I know all of the struggles he goes through. So don't tell me I/we are not priviledged for not having to go through what he does.
User avatar #348 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm not saying their struggle isn't real. However, calling something else a privilege is not only fucking implying that they aren't proud of what they are (fe: you're so privileged to be cis, it's so hard being me), but it also trivializes everyone else's issues. What about white privilege, black privilege, male privilege, people-not-allergic-to-cat privilege, people don't sneeze when they look at the sun privilege. people who are naturally good at video games privilege, big booty bitch privilege, naturally thin privilege, people who look older than they are privilege, Mark Hamill privilege, looking a little like Robert Downey Jr just enough to get you pussy privilege?

See how fucking ridiculous those get? EVERYONE on this motherfucking planet has "privilege", so therefore, no one does. We all have different trials, but I prefer not to trivialize other people's pain by calling it "privilege".
#46 - "What have I done." 09/22/2014 on When you forget to click anon +1
#3 - **** that, I got all the ******* culture. 09/15/2014 on What the fuck did you just... +1
#37 - When I first played it (and to this day), I have next to no id…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Wallpaper time 0
User avatar #67 - boneblast (09/15/2014) [-]
Are you playin one of the older games, fallout 3 or new vegas. Because if you are playing 3 then i suggest you try new vegas, personally i had a hard time getting into 3 it just felt so empty and aimless while new vegas has a more focused gameplay while still being open world.
User avatar #40 - hermaeousmora (09/15/2014) [-]
Talk to people. Follow the road to start with, and talk to the people in the first couple towns. They'll set you on your way. Then you can go off the beaten path, find cool shit, become the best, and kill whoever you want.
#35 - I wanted to get into Fallout so ******* bad. I pl…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Wallpaper time 0
#36 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
Are you role-playing? Are you doing stupid shit like putting grenades in people's pockets?
Are you killing people for their hats?

Whether or not you have fun with a game can depend entirely on how you approach it.

I love Fallout for the story and characters, personally. Love role-playing the MC in-game.
User avatar #37 - thecharliesheen (09/15/2014) [-]
When I first played it (and to this day), I have next to no idea what I'm doing. I just wander around aimlessly in a wasteland and typically end up fighting something or just roaming around listening to blue grass. I never really learned how to do any of the fun or quirky things in the game. I don't know what roleplaying is, or how to put grenades in people's pockets, or take hats or anything. Just wandered aimlessly or occasionally ran into a miniquest.
User avatar #67 - boneblast (09/15/2014) [-]
Are you playin one of the older games, fallout 3 or new vegas. Because if you are playing 3 then i suggest you try new vegas, personally i had a hard time getting into 3 it just felt so empty and aimless while new vegas has a more focused gameplay while still being open world.
User avatar #40 - hermaeousmora (09/15/2014) [-]
Talk to people. Follow the road to start with, and talk to the people in the first couple towns. They'll set you on your way. Then you can go off the beaten path, find cool shit, become the best, and kill whoever you want.
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