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#17 - Picture 07/31/2013 on Xp +11
#32 - All of these folks look perfectly delighted to have minor head wounds. 07/29/2013 on Band-aid Skin Color Changer 0
#20 - THE MJOLNIR ARMOR IS CAPABLE OF RECYCLING AIR FOR UP TO NINETY… 07/25/2013 on Halo reach logic comp +2
#34 - Or how about you try really really really hard not to be a stu…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on The Doctor +2
User avatar #52 - nynewars (06/07/2013) [-]
You know, if this all weren't true, the stupid fucking fuck is actually just Doc.

I mean really, driving a car at yourself..hehe..yeeahh..
#44 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
calm your tits.
#52 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2013 on Knocked the fuck out!! +74
User avatar #80 - vampireinarm (02/19/2013) [-]
I did Nazi that coming
User avatar #85 - trojanmannn (02/19/2013) [-]
shut the fuck up
User avatar #119 - vampireinarm (02/19/2013) [-]
Kk GG no Re
#19378 - Picture 01/01/2013 on Politics - politics news,... -4
#365 - I don't ever want to take another human life if I don't absolu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2013 on Gun laws... +1
User avatar #369 - durkadurka (01/01/2013) [-]
I don't think any sane person does. But your case is exactly why guns work for personal defense. Criminals suddenly stop being interested in your wallet when they have to look down a barrel.
#361 - Thankfully no, but if he hadn't let my throat go and ran out t… 01/01/2013 on Gun laws... +1
#343 - **** , forgot to log in lol  [+] (4 new replies) 01/01/2013 on Gun laws... +2
User avatar #357 - durkadurka (01/01/2013) [-]
I'm curious, did you have to shoot the guy?
User avatar #365 - thecapnjake (01/01/2013) [-]
I don't ever want to take another human life if I don't absolutely have to, but if the bastard's going to make it me or him, it'll be him. The fucker was almost a full foot taller than me, but Colonel Colt made all men equal.
User avatar #369 - durkadurka (01/01/2013) [-]
I don't think any sane person does. But your case is exactly why guns work for personal defense. Criminals suddenly stop being interested in your wallet when they have to look down a barrel.
User avatar #361 - thecapnjake (01/01/2013) [-]
Thankfully no, but if he hadn't let my throat go and ran out the door when I put it to his chest, I would have. I was more than ready to.
#502 - So... I'm a 5'6'' skinny college student who works nights at a…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2012 on Piers "Aloe" Morgan +5
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