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Date Signed Up:11/03/2010
Last Login:8/26/2014
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#295 - To Aitazaz, RIP you hero of humanity. You a… 01/11/2014 on fuck suicide bombers +1
#54 - lol yeah soldier... sure.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on UK and Ireland -6
User avatar #223 - regaesnhoj (01/11/2014) [-]
What do armies have? Soldiers.
User avatar #227 - thebtardist (01/11/2014) [-]
Uh not technically an army by any standards, its a guerrilla force at best but 100% a group of terrorists and by no means an Army with ranking and discipline.
#100 - 9/11 wasnt funny at the time either... 01/10/2014 on yo no hablo englés 0
#155 - I definatly puked, thier was alot of yellow chip gunk to clean… 01/07/2014 on Dirty pentagons 0
#81 - da fuk 01/07/2014 on this guy +24
#110 - Nah, i just thought i was playing really good and the RPGS fel… 01/06/2014 on Dirty pentagons 0
#76 - Just very jaded, exposion were louder and more vivid, same wit…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Dirty pentagons 0
User avatar #100 - jonathankitty (01/06/2014) [-]
Damn. I was hoping it would be some bullettime thing. Like the gunfire would swing by you in slow motion.
User avatar #110 - thebtardist (01/06/2014) [-]
Nah, i just thought i was playing really good and the RPGS felt like they were real.
#60 - I was starting to smoke cigirettes and i thought my brother wa…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Dirty pentagons 0
User avatar #61 - jonathankitty (01/06/2014) [-]
How was playing CoD high like?
User avatar #76 - thebtardist (01/06/2014) [-]
Just very jaded, exposion were louder and more vivid, same with gunfire. It was exciting though haha
User avatar #100 - jonathankitty (01/06/2014) [-]
Damn. I was hoping it would be some bullettime thing. Like the gunfire would swing by you in slow motion.
User avatar #110 - thebtardist (01/06/2014) [-]
Nah, i just thought i was playing really good and the RPGS felt like they were real.
#53 - >Losing sense of vision Id been drinking before hand …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Dirty pentagons +2
User avatar #144 - theafroman (01/07/2014) [-]
So, did you puke at all? Or was it after the movie?
User avatar #155 - thebtardist (01/07/2014) [-]
I definatly puked, thier was alot of yellow chip gunk to clean up the next day hahaha
#58 - delio (01/06/2014) [-]
I giggled
#51 - Nothing special but thought this was still funny …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Dirty pentagons +2
User avatar #57 - jonathankitty (01/06/2014) [-]
Mister, Btardist. I have a question... How did you accidentally get high? Did you get caught in a room with a bunch of bongs or something like that?
User avatar #60 - thebtardist (01/06/2014) [-]
I was starting to smoke cigirettes and i thought my brother was smoking one at the time. We were with his friends and i asked him for a hit saying "Ive started smoking now". He thought weed, i thought his rolly was tabaco.

Long story short i came home high as a kit. My dad asked me to find the percentage of 140 and it felt like i was trying to realign galaxies with my mind. I got the munchies, played cod and then it wore off.



A fine day.
User avatar #61 - jonathankitty (01/06/2014) [-]
How was playing CoD high like?
User avatar #76 - thebtardist (01/06/2014) [-]
Just very jaded, exposion were louder and more vivid, same with gunfire. It was exciting though haha
User avatar #100 - jonathankitty (01/06/2014) [-]
Damn. I was hoping it would be some bullettime thing. Like the gunfire would swing by you in slow motion.
User avatar #110 - thebtardist (01/06/2014) [-]
Nah, i just thought i was playing really good and the RPGS felt like they were real.
User avatar #53 - thebtardist (01/06/2014) [-]
>Losing sense of vision
Id been drinking before hand
>Pulp Fiction now just voices and lights as im becoming a vegtable
>Instant fear as i begin to puke up chips
Im irish so i love chips
>Puke up like 3 kgs of chips
KillMe.jpg


>Puke for what felt like hours
>Go to bed


Found out later on i was completely silent the whole time i was high and i was laughing in my head
User avatar #144 - theafroman (01/07/2014) [-]
So, did you puke at all? Or was it after the movie?
User avatar #155 - thebtardist (01/07/2014) [-]
I definatly puked, thier was alot of yellow chip gunk to clean up the next day hahaha
#58 - delio (01/06/2014) [-]
I giggled
#223 - ***** Thymine is nearly a funny junk national tre… 01/06/2014 on raising otokus +6
#67 - Nigah get dis gay ass **** outa my face. 01/04/2014 on (untitled) +15
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2014 on notalwaysright 0
User avatar #9 - thegrimgenius (01/02/2014) [-]
You wouldn't believe the shit that happens. My mother once was serving a customer when a family walked in, they went to the counter and began ordering, even while the other people were ordering as well. Then they started screaming about racism when she didn't make their order immediately. (Half of them were white to.)
#125 - I read that as a Chaotic space marine. 12/25/2013 on The Horse I am Beating is... 0
#8 - This happened in a place in Belfast,Northern Ireland, called t… 12/25/2013 on wmd +2
#51 - Russia says, **** you amerikan 12/25/2013 on RIP Mikhail Kalashnikov -1
#76 - Can someone explain what this gif is about 12/20/2013 on Y u do dis sonee 0
#33 - ****** Vines everywhere 12/03/2013 on No manners -2
#109 - I support your joke, but im sorry to say not that many people …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on At least it wasn't a... 0
#162 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
This guy's right. More people watch soap operas like East Enders, Coronation Street, Holby City and Neighbors. I seriously don't even really know a Doctor Who fan over here. Its normally the same answer I get every time if I ask someone if they watch it. "A few times"
#202 - Not true, recent studys have found that the gene for your eyes… 12/01/2013 on Do people even read titles... 0
#67 - No really, their the same. 11/21/2013 on Avg all the way 0
#65 - Its spelt breath as well you idiot, they mean the same thing..…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2013 on Avg all the way 0
User avatar #66 - olisaurus (11/21/2013) [-]
www.grammar-monster.com/easily_confused/breathe_breath.htm
Nope, you're still the fucking idiot.
User avatar #67 - thebtardist (11/21/2013) [-]
dictionary.reference.com/browse/breath



No really, their the same.
#46 - Only Russians, really they are trying to seperate from the Rus… 11/20/2013 on da 0
#62 - Thats how tumblr is spelt you idiot.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Avg all the way -1
User avatar #63 - olisaurus (11/20/2013) [-]
''breath''
It's spelled ''breathe'', who's the fucking idiot now?
User avatar #65 - thebtardist (11/21/2013) [-]
Its spelt breath as well you idiot, they mean the same thing... lol you fucking retard
User avatar #66 - olisaurus (11/21/2013) [-]
www.grammar-monster.com/easily_confused/breathe_breath.htm
Nope, you're still the fucking idiot.
User avatar #67 - thebtardist (11/21/2013) [-]
dictionary.reference.com/browse/breath



No really, their the same.
#85 - Yeah well between a german offence and a russian offence I kno… 11/20/2013 on is of genius 0
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