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#98 - In the worlds of an American General in charge of the Nuclear … 07/08/2014 on A bigger picture 0
#312 - "a country with a far left that swung so far left they be… 07/04/2014 on Just something I found... 0
#106 - Does this system of many "states" within a country n…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Just something I found... 0
#114 - colonelroymustang (07/04/2014) [-]
That's delving into a very complex issue. The entire system of government in the United States is based around the idea of very individualistic states using a federal government as an ultimate, but less intrinsic power. The central government was formed with a set of rules on what the states could and could not do- and if it wasn't expressly stated that it could or could not be done then it was considered up for interpretation by a state government unless ruled upon by a federal court. The idea was to allow smaller community diversity but without the original intent of the union to be sullied. Also, the revolutionaries who formed the US were extremely wary of a large central government. Because of this, most Americans support the right of states to create and interpret laws differently. The problem comes from the fact that the US has formed a large central government despite that and the states have often "interpreted" national law in such a way as to largely dis-acknowledge it. With those two factors combined, you get a leviathan like government with laws so bizarre and complicated that a great deal of people can easily violate a law without knowing that they have. Stack on an ineffective court system, an extremely rightist view on certain moral ambiguities, and a country with a far left that swung so far left they became another right- and you have the abomination that is American law.
User avatar #312 - thebtardist (07/04/2014) [-]
"a country with a far left that swung so far left they became another right" thats a beautiful line right there
#101 - In the UK if your found with a knife, even for work related pu…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Just something I found... 0
#104 - colonelroymustang (07/04/2014) [-]
Colorado is considered one of the more liberal states when it comes to the procurement and possession of weapons. It's not like that in most other states. But, often times in Colorado, somebody tried with illegally carrying a knife will be dismissed since the prosecution can't prove intent to use it in a criminal act as a large number of people carry knives as a tool. Laws in the US are needlessly complex. For Example- as a nineteen year old in Colorado I cannot legally conceal a handgun on my person. However, if I were to be hunting with a legal license then that would be acceptable. But, once my legal right to hunt terminates, so does my right to conceal. It's very easy to unknowingly transition from legal possession to illegal possession in the US. Another good example is reciprocity laws regarding the travel across boarder. Many states consider a license to carry a firearm within another state to be legal right to carry in theirs, others do not. So, if I wanted to take my AK-47 from Colorado to Indiana, then it would be fine were those two states conjoined and there'd be no problem- but because Illinois is between the two states, It would not be legal for me to transport that firearm from my current residence to the one I am transitioning to since the state i have to pass through recognizes that same firearm that is legal in Colorado as illegal in their state.
User avatar #106 - thebtardist (07/04/2014) [-]
Does this system of many "states" within a country not bother America? How can Americans be so happy living such different lives, following some similar rules under one name?

Is any state a burden to the others?
#114 - colonelroymustang (07/04/2014) [-]
That's delving into a very complex issue. The entire system of government in the United States is based around the idea of very individualistic states using a federal government as an ultimate, but less intrinsic power. The central government was formed with a set of rules on what the states could and could not do- and if it wasn't expressly stated that it could or could not be done then it was considered up for interpretation by a state government unless ruled upon by a federal court. The idea was to allow smaller community diversity but without the original intent of the union to be sullied. Also, the revolutionaries who formed the US were extremely wary of a large central government. Because of this, most Americans support the right of states to create and interpret laws differently. The problem comes from the fact that the US has formed a large central government despite that and the states have often "interpreted" national law in such a way as to largely dis-acknowledge it. With those two factors combined, you get a leviathan like government with laws so bizarre and complicated that a great deal of people can easily violate a law without knowing that they have. Stack on an ineffective court system, an extremely rightist view on certain moral ambiguities, and a country with a far left that swung so far left they became another right- and you have the abomination that is American law.
User avatar #312 - thebtardist (07/04/2014) [-]
"a country with a far left that swung so far left they became another right" thats a beautiful line right there
#91 - Why does everyone have a knife in USA? Is it legal to carry a …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Just something I found... 0
User avatar #310 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/04/2014) [-]
Like the other guy said, it depends on the state. For example in my state(Texas), it's illegal to have a knife with a blade over 5 1/2 inches (13.97 cm) long. It's also illegal to carry a dagger, bowie knife, sword, spear, or throwing knife.
#100 - colonelroymustang (07/04/2014) [-]
Depends on the state. Largely, yes- with some restriction. In my state, Colorado, it is legal to carry a knife and it is legal to conceal that knife so long as the blade is less than 3.5 inches in length unless the intended purpose of the knife is for fishing and hunting. Basically, the law doesn't define a knife as a "weapon" if the length of the blade is less than 3.5 inches so there's no regulations on carrying them.
User avatar #101 - thebtardist (07/04/2014) [-]
In the UK if your found with a knife, even for work related purposes, you can still be charged. Rarely enough, but still happens often. Id like to carry a knife for protection sometimes but if i was caught randomly via a search by the police id be in massive trouble.

Im from Northern ireland as well so you can often be searched randomly.
#104 - colonelroymustang (07/04/2014) [-]
Colorado is considered one of the more liberal states when it comes to the procurement and possession of weapons. It's not like that in most other states. But, often times in Colorado, somebody tried with illegally carrying a knife will be dismissed since the prosecution can't prove intent to use it in a criminal act as a large number of people carry knives as a tool. Laws in the US are needlessly complex. For Example- as a nineteen year old in Colorado I cannot legally conceal a handgun on my person. However, if I were to be hunting with a legal license then that would be acceptable. But, once my legal right to hunt terminates, so does my right to conceal. It's very easy to unknowingly transition from legal possession to illegal possession in the US. Another good example is reciprocity laws regarding the travel across boarder. Many states consider a license to carry a firearm within another state to be legal right to carry in theirs, others do not. So, if I wanted to take my AK-47 from Colorado to Indiana, then it would be fine were those two states conjoined and there'd be no problem- but because Illinois is between the two states, It would not be legal for me to transport that firearm from my current residence to the one I am transitioning to since the state i have to pass through recognizes that same firearm that is legal in Colorado as illegal in their state.
User avatar #106 - thebtardist (07/04/2014) [-]
Does this system of many "states" within a country not bother America? How can Americans be so happy living such different lives, following some similar rules under one name?

Is any state a burden to the others?
#114 - colonelroymustang (07/04/2014) [-]
That's delving into a very complex issue. The entire system of government in the United States is based around the idea of very individualistic states using a federal government as an ultimate, but less intrinsic power. The central government was formed with a set of rules on what the states could and could not do- and if it wasn't expressly stated that it could or could not be done then it was considered up for interpretation by a state government unless ruled upon by a federal court. The idea was to allow smaller community diversity but without the original intent of the union to be sullied. Also, the revolutionaries who formed the US were extremely wary of a large central government. Because of this, most Americans support the right of states to create and interpret laws differently. The problem comes from the fact that the US has formed a large central government despite that and the states have often "interpreted" national law in such a way as to largely dis-acknowledge it. With those two factors combined, you get a leviathan like government with laws so bizarre and complicated that a great deal of people can easily violate a law without knowing that they have. Stack on an ineffective court system, an extremely rightist view on certain moral ambiguities, and a country with a far left that swung so far left they became another right- and you have the abomination that is American law.
User avatar #312 - thebtardist (07/04/2014) [-]
"a country with a far left that swung so far left they became another right" thats a beautiful line right there
User avatar #98 - DeathOne (07/04/2014) [-]
"The carrying of knives in public is forbidden or restricted by law in many countries. Exceptions may be made for hunting knives, pocket knives, and knives used for work-related purposes (chef's knives, etc.),"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knife_legislation
#353 - Ignore comment, Apply own opinion as fact = Your comment/Typic… 06/25/2014 on He Has A Point... 0
#205 - when players roll about on the floor 99% of the time its actua…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2014 on He Has A Point... -2
#261 - Womens Study Major (06/24/2014) [-]
Do basically it's a boring sport with elements of a soap opera thrown in to waste time. Gr8 sport m8
User avatar #353 - thebtardist (06/25/2014) [-]
Ignore comment, Apply own opinion as fact = Your comment/Typical american logic
#54 - nice economy you got going on down south, really stuck it too … 06/13/2014 on They call me German 0
#72 - edgy. 05/20/2014 on Frozen Is Overrated 0
#97 - The truest image online 05/11/2014 on when you first play stalker 0
#8 - ***** what the **** did you just say?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on Did someone say gun law... -1
User avatar #30 - burningchimera (05/11/2014) [-]
God forbid the man misreads something, i misread that too and got confused
#36 - wait what, so the zombie is moving in the opposite direction b…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on Every Day Z Ever 0
User avatar #37 - bennywenny (05/10/2014) [-]
Oh, the Zed ran off into the distance, but the AI was still there? if that made sense. It was attacking me normally and stuff but the modal for the Z was running in one direction outta sight
#33 - Apparently, from the pathologic times, due to extreme survival… 05/10/2014 on Every Day Z Ever 0
#32 - Ok, hopefully they fix it soon. I understand its an alpha rele…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Every Day Z Ever 0
#34 - bennywenny (05/10/2014) [-]
A lot of item stuff seems to be okay, it's the Zombie AI that kills it for me (They run off into the distance but really they're attacking you, the model separates from where the actual "AI" is and it's basically attacking you and invisible.)

Also, they're hard as fuck to kill with Melee weapons, Mod done a better job of it. But yeah, hope I helped ^_^
User avatar #36 - thebtardist (05/10/2014) [-]
wait what, so the zombie is moving in the opposite direction but the attack and damdge is right beside you.


User avatar #37 - bennywenny (05/10/2014) [-]
Oh, the Zed ran off into the distance, but the AI was still there? if that made sense. It was attacking me normally and stuff but the modal for the Z was running in one direction outta sight
#26 - Honest opinions guys, and i hope some people read this, is Day…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Every Day Z Ever 0
#39 - awesomenesss (05/10/2014) [-]
It's still ion early access. Meaning there will be bugs until it is not in alpha. I for one enjoy the Alpha very much, even with the bugs.
User avatar #29 - bennywenny (05/10/2014) [-]
Got the stand alone 4 days ago, DON'T get it. It's still VERY early alpha, not alot you can really do in the game either. Give it till the end of summer or so. c:
User avatar #32 - thebtardist (05/10/2014) [-]
Ok, hopefully they fix it soon. I understand its an alpha release so im extremely patient, i was quite annoyed by people complaining of the bugs.
#34 - bennywenny (05/10/2014) [-]
A lot of item stuff seems to be okay, it's the Zombie AI that kills it for me (They run off into the distance but really they're attacking you, the model separates from where the actual "AI" is and it's basically attacking you and invisible.)

Also, they're hard as fuck to kill with Melee weapons, Mod done a better job of it. But yeah, hope I helped ^_^
User avatar #36 - thebtardist (05/10/2014) [-]
wait what, so the zombie is moving in the opposite direction but the attack and damdge is right beside you.


User avatar #37 - bennywenny (05/10/2014) [-]
Oh, the Zed ran off into the distance, but the AI was still there? if that made sense. It was attacking me normally and stuff but the modal for the Z was running in one direction outta sight
#28 - Womens Study Major (05/10/2014) [-]
Day Z standalone is "good". But there are still a lot of bugs. If they allowed private servers it'd be infinitely more fun in my opinion. Since everyone in the game is a massive pussy that attempts to KOS from panic, sometimes you just don't want, let alone need, additional human element to the game. It'd be just fine to roam, scavenge and kill zombies without douchebags. They say it's "how it'd be" but I don't think 99% of humans are going to kill each other when a zombie apocalypse is going on. A lot would, but not the majority.

If they allowed private/locked servers then it'd be perfect. Those who want to deal with that and pvp get to, those that don't go to their own server.
User avatar #33 - thebtardist (05/10/2014) [-]
Apparently, from the pathologic times, due to extreme survival instincts as a joint species their was no such thing as war or violence, as clans worked together to survive. I learnt that from stuff you should know.

That would be awesome though, being able to go at it with your friends... though i do enjoy PVP fear
#74 - give me pics 05/10/2014 on Tittle 0
#322 - what game is that, plz respond.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on Interesting results 0
#342 - asftrooper (05/10/2014) [-]
Army of Two. I'm not sure which one though
#83 - I just did lighting for one of their nights... never liked koo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on Hodor unchained 0
#85 - bdohohh (05/09/2014) [-]
Yeah the jam jars are insane, and most of them are tasty too, it's not like other places where you have to choose between getting hammered and drinking something enjoyable.

Queens
#102 - Apparently its a predator reflex to destroy another member of … 05/08/2014 on whap 0
#81 - Haha, i thought you were gonna say you got gang bang by a bunc…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2014 on Hodor unchained 0
#82 - bdohohh (05/08/2014) [-]
everyone seems to work for box haha, yeah it's alright but since koosday left it's kinda shit. tho I haven't been to loko yet.

haha i live like 2 minutes away from cuckoo in my student house so I'm there all the time. I love it! Just wish there were more seats haha can never get a seat on friday or saturdays.
User avatar #83 - thebtardist (05/08/2014) [-]
I just did lighting for one of their nights... never liked koosday.

Aye koosday left because box has went to the shitter, they need more money or else idk whats gonna happen.

Haha sweet! Yeah its pretty bad at the weekends, the jam jars get you lit on a weekday and their only £3... you go to queens or UU
#85 - bdohohh (05/09/2014) [-]
Yeah the jam jars are insane, and most of them are tasty too, it's not like other places where you have to choose between getting hammered and drinking something enjoyable.

Queens
#79 - Wow another NI resident. Never been to Kremlin, …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Hodor unchained 0
#80 - bdohohh (05/07/2014) [-]
There seems to be loads of us haha.
I just got a little too drunk and had some nasty experiences at Kremlin, the clientele aren't the most gentlemanly (and are definitely not all gay..)

It depends where my friends are going, but probably just the usual, El D, Box, Limelight and Ollies... Though I haven't tried Villa yet, but i've heard it's good.

I prefer bars and carry outs, clubs are too loud and active for me haha.
User avatar #81 - thebtardist (05/08/2014) [-]
Haha, i thought you were gonna say you got gang bang by a bunch of gay guys.

Ah cool, I used to work in box, im not fussed on ollies or box anymore.

What you think of cuckoo on the lisburn road.
#82 - bdohohh (05/08/2014) [-]
everyone seems to work for box haha, yeah it's alright but since koosday left it's kinda shit. tho I haven't been to loko yet.

haha i live like 2 minutes away from cuckoo in my student house so I'm there all the time. I love it! Just wish there were more seats haha can never get a seat on friday or saturdays.
User avatar #83 - thebtardist (05/08/2014) [-]
I just did lighting for one of their nights... never liked koosday.

Aye koosday left because box has went to the shitter, they need more money or else idk whats gonna happen.

Haha sweet! Yeah its pretty bad at the weekends, the jam jars get you lit on a weekday and their only £3... you go to queens or UU
#85 - bdohohh (05/09/2014) [-]
Yeah the jam jars are insane, and most of them are tasty too, it's not like other places where you have to choose between getting hammered and drinking something enjoyable.

Queens
#54 - Hordor is from my home, Northern Ireland, and was a DJ at a lo…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Hodor unchained +1
#61 - bdohohh (05/06/2014) [-]
i saw him at kremlin once or twice, he's a really nice guy. he still dj'd there after the first series or two and I recognised him one of the last times i was down and he was really nice about it.

Kremlin's a terrible club though.
User avatar #79 - thebtardist (05/06/2014) [-]
Wow another NI resident.


Never been to Kremlin, thought it would have been good.

What clubs do you usually hit up?
#80 - bdohohh (05/07/2014) [-]
There seems to be loads of us haha.
I just got a little too drunk and had some nasty experiences at Kremlin, the clientele aren't the most gentlemanly (and are definitely not all gay..)

It depends where my friends are going, but probably just the usual, El D, Box, Limelight and Ollies... Though I haven't tried Villa yet, but i've heard it's good.

I prefer bars and carry outs, clubs are too loud and active for me haha.
User avatar #81 - thebtardist (05/08/2014) [-]
Haha, i thought you were gonna say you got gang bang by a bunch of gay guys.

Ah cool, I used to work in box, im not fussed on ollies or box anymore.

What you think of cuckoo on the lisburn road.
#82 - bdohohh (05/08/2014) [-]
everyone seems to work for box haha, yeah it's alright but since koosday left it's kinda shit. tho I haven't been to loko yet.

haha i live like 2 minutes away from cuckoo in my student house so I'm there all the time. I love it! Just wish there were more seats haha can never get a seat on friday or saturdays.
User avatar #83 - thebtardist (05/08/2014) [-]
I just did lighting for one of their nights... never liked koosday.

Aye koosday left because box has went to the shitter, they need more money or else idk whats gonna happen.

Haha sweet! Yeah its pretty bad at the weekends, the jam jars get you lit on a weekday and their only £3... you go to queens or UU
#85 - bdohohh (05/09/2014) [-]
Yeah the jam jars are insane, and most of them are tasty too, it's not like other places where you have to choose between getting hammered and drinking something enjoyable.

Queens
#21 - Not for you guys, but for my own sanity, i need to demonstrate…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2014 on I kno my economics +9
User avatar #45 - snakephallus (05/05/2014) [-]
I felt like it was a black dude.
User avatar #38 - chrisel (05/05/2014) [-]
You forgot her grammar.
#37 - Womens Study Major (05/05/2014) [-]
Hmm, can't you just feel superior to the idiot who wrote that?
That would make you feel more secure of yourself?

Though i can see why it would be cringe worthy, it is just a regular idiot with no ability for neither memorization nor categorization.
#22 - Womens Study Major (05/05/2014) [-]
Oh good god thank you.
#47 - 5.6 billion people outside the states, so in my eyes if your r… 05/05/2014 on How American... 0
#15 - There are more people outside of America than in, as well as m…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2014 on How American... -1
User avatar #74 - choclategum (05/05/2014) [-]
Only a non-american would think the world hates america. You are not the world and can not speak for 7 billion+ people.
#18 - Womens Study Major (05/04/2014) [-]
you'd find it stupid for a company formed and based in America to have more companies in America?
User avatar #47 - thebtardist (05/05/2014) [-]
5.6 billion people outside the states, so in my eyes if your running a successful operation it should be easier to apply your business in the larger market than smaller.

A small company near my home is more successful outside of my home country even though its success is more marginal within my country because theirs a larger market in the world compared to my country of 1.5 million people.
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