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#54 - Your lying....  [+] (9 new replies) 05/14/2013 on If EA was 100% honest... -2
User avatar #59 - stanislaw (05/14/2013) [-]
*youre
User avatar #60 - thebtardist (05/14/2013) [-]
your'e a faggot'
User avatar #63 - stanislaw (05/14/2013) [-]
yes, thats how you use it, learn to do that
User avatar #56 - vilememory (05/14/2013) [-]
I wish I was... I really do. EA wanted Dead Space to be another Mass Effect game... but it wouldn't work so they killed it. They were working on DS 4 but EA told them to stop, the series is dead.
User avatar #57 - thebtardist (05/14/2013) [-]
Citation needed.
#68 - Womens Study Major (05/14/2013) [-]
why don't you just google it yourself then. twat.
User avatar #83 - thebtardist (05/15/2013) [-]
Somebody is butt hurt, I did google it and it said it wasnt cancelled.


How many dicks are stuck up your ass today faggot.
User avatar #58 - vilememory (05/14/2013) [-]
Videogamer.com reported on it from a confidential source and combine that with what Frank Gibeau said about IPs needing 5 million buyers to keep a franchise going and the pitiful sales... Yeah. I hope I am wrong though, I really do. But this is just another series that EA took into the back yard and shot in the head.
User avatar #62 - thebtardist (05/14/2013) [-]
allah akbah
#52 - But yeah, i only buy dead space and Battlefield from them.... …  [+] (12 new replies) 05/14/2013 on If EA was 100% honest... -1
User avatar #53 - vilememory (05/14/2013) [-]
They have cancelled the Dead Space series.
User avatar #55 - thebtardist (05/14/2013) [-]
Just checked and your lying as of now.... If they cancel dead space I swear on every person on fj ill go to EA's headquaters and get all up in the CEO's grille.
User avatar #54 - thebtardist (05/14/2013) [-]
Your lying....
User avatar #59 - stanislaw (05/14/2013) [-]
*youre
User avatar #60 - thebtardist (05/14/2013) [-]
your'e a faggot'
User avatar #63 - stanislaw (05/14/2013) [-]
yes, thats how you use it, learn to do that
User avatar #56 - vilememory (05/14/2013) [-]
I wish I was... I really do. EA wanted Dead Space to be another Mass Effect game... but it wouldn't work so they killed it. They were working on DS 4 but EA told them to stop, the series is dead.
User avatar #57 - thebtardist (05/14/2013) [-]
Citation needed.
#68 - Womens Study Major (05/14/2013) [-]
why don't you just google it yourself then. twat.
User avatar #83 - thebtardist (05/15/2013) [-]
Somebody is butt hurt, I did google it and it said it wasnt cancelled.


How many dicks are stuck up your ass today faggot.
User avatar #58 - vilememory (05/14/2013) [-]
Videogamer.com reported on it from a confidential source and combine that with what Frank Gibeau said about IPs needing 5 million buyers to keep a franchise going and the pitiful sales... Yeah. I hope I am wrong though, I really do. But this is just another series that EA took into the back yard and shot in the head.
User avatar #62 - thebtardist (05/14/2013) [-]
allah akbah
#51 - Dead Space3 was pretty good, I loved Dead Space and I thought … 05/14/2013 on If EA was 100% honest... -2
#52 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Uncle Sam 0
#54 - kanedam (05/15/2013) [-]
#38 - because **** your'e thats why's  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Uncle Sam +1
#43 - kanedam (05/14/2013) [-]
yeah, fuck your'e...

it's you're after all...
#52 - thebtardist (05/14/2013) [-]
#54 - kanedam (05/15/2013) [-]
#7 - Holy ******* **** can you imagine be…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Uncle Sam +6
User avatar #28 - lookatmyhouseofwax (05/14/2013) [-]
>Your
Why?WHY?
User avatar #38 - thebtardist (05/14/2013) [-]
because fuck your'e thats why's
#43 - kanedam (05/14/2013) [-]
yeah, fuck your'e...

it's you're after all...
#52 - thebtardist (05/14/2013) [-]
#54 - kanedam (05/15/2013) [-]
#45 - I agree there, Halo was simple and it was effective. Anyone re… 05/11/2013 on halo 0
#44 - Your basically trying to cover your ass by going back and fort…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on halo 0
User avatar #49 - fargone (05/11/2013) [-]
"I'm basically trying to cover my ass" by saying that it's a good game but doesn't fit with the rest of the series?

I'm not even going to bother arguing against the rest of your points since you've obviously made your decision and most of them can be summed up as "You're wrong about it being bad because I liked it."

You're wrong and I don't care what anyone says, halo 4 was the beginning of the end for a once great series and 343i should feel ashamed for betraying their fans so they could draw a larger audience.
#19 - Im sorry, but explain to me one detail that doesnt set up Halo…  [+] (22 new replies) 05/11/2013 on halo +2
#194 - improbablyyourdad (05/11/2013) [-]
Repetitive and lazy design, 4 is riddled with it.

I can already see 343 raping the franchise like activision did to cawadooty.

None of the maps on multiplayer are memorable either, they are really boring, at least they look nice (lol). They completely fucked up infection too.

I hope they pull their shit together next game though, as a fan that's been there since day one, I would love to see Halo dominate the genre AND ACTUALLY DESERVE IT.
#105 - Womens Study Major (05/11/2013) [-]
I couldn't akimbo assault rifles.
User avatar #35 - whycanticaps (05/11/2013) [-]
I liked halo 4, but I thought the campaign was either rushed or just not completed at all. It takes only 4 hours to beat it on normal. it also left a lot of questions that should have been answered. Spartan Ops was really repetitive, and while the additional cut scenes were neat, I couldn't be bothered to play them. Multiplayer wasn't bad either
#170 - Womens Study Major (05/11/2013) [-]
Don't complain about game length when you put it on the second easiest difficulty. The game should be played on heroic, as suggested so you wouldn't blow through the game because of how easy the enemies are.

I beat it on legendary and it took around 14 hours. The game is just repetitive and it was lazily done with certain things like pushing the plot forward with doing stupid shit like pushing buttons.
User avatar #192 - whycanticaps (05/11/2013) [-]
normal is the difficulty it's meant to be played, otherwise It wouldn't have been called normal.
#196 - Womens Study Major (05/11/2013) [-]
"Fight against formidable foes that will truly test your skill and wits; this is the way Halo is meant to be played." - The description of Heroic

halo.wikia.com/wiki/Heroic
User avatar #199 - whycanticaps (05/11/2013) [-]
so it does. still, I went through it again on legendary, and it still only took about 6 hours. Promethean and their binary rifles. I felt there was a lack of content.
User avatar #27 - LtMcG (05/11/2013) [-]
The campaign I like. The multiplayer . . . not so much. I enjoyed it when the multiplayer was simply balanced like it was in Halo 2 and Halo 3. The new random factors of armor abilities and weapon drops can give overpowered advantages. I liked it when the skill gap was vast.
#178 - Womens Study Major (05/11/2013) [-]
lol balanced. That's new. Sniper/br/rockets = instawin
at least in this they tried to make it so you couldn't just run for the power weapons and win based off of who do that first.
User avatar #45 - thebtardist (05/11/2013) [-]
I agree there, Halo was simple and it was effective. Anyone remember CoD 2? So fucking simple, you could run (i think) and you had like a rifle as a weapon and you could play for fucking hours in multiplayer as happy as possible.

My happiest memories are playing Halo 3 just plain old lone wolf and CoD 2, the most simple games ever and so much fun.
#32 - recoveryone (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, it's an entire new company, so they have to try new stuff. Better then going down call of duty with just rehashing the same shit every year.
User avatar #73 - nevrit (05/11/2013) [-]
Except that if you look at how Halo turned out, they turned away from their current fanbase and more towards casual players. The game was meant to make people feel good about themselves almost to a degree worse than Cod. 343 stated before the released of the game that it was their vision of Halo, not Bungie's. After release they stated at a conference that they wanted to remove the learning curve that halo has always had that tended to put people off. They also mentioned that they did take some ideas from Call of duty and implimented it into their own game.


Here's the thing though. Call of duty is not a game of skill. Anyone can be good and get a lot of kills. Now don't get me wrong, this doesn't mean it isn't fun to play or that there aren't actually good players, when in fact it is a fun game and it does have good players. Like any game, to be amazing you gotta be top tier. You know those guys, the ones that never die and always get massive kill streaks. Whereas in Halo, if you suck it will always show, if you are decent, once again it will show. Yet, if you work hard and do become good, then you dominate. This is one reason why people may be able to prefer one series over another, yet they cannot compare them. Two totally different styles of shooters. Now however, not so much. Don't get me wrong, Halo 4 was enjoyable, but not really what I would have expected from a Halo.
User avatar #20 - fargone (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, that's part of it. It's another story. But the story isn't really the main issue I had with it. I didn't like the story, but it was by no means bad. I wasn't particularly fond of how any of the characters though.
My problem was the gameplay. It just didn't feel like a Halo game. The Prometheans were repetitive. There's no reason to have 3 versions of the same weapon with only minor differences. Armor abilities I can understand. Halo was getting on in years and needed a little boost. Perks, weapon camos and hideous armors were just poor design decisions.

I like Halo as a series. I hated Halo 4. It wasn't a bad game, but it was a horrible Halo game.
User avatar #136 - huntergriff (05/11/2013) [-]
...compared to Reach (Pre-343i) , it wasn't...Pre-343i halo reach was just...a clusterfuck of armor ability abuse
User avatar #141 - fargone (05/11/2013) [-]
Reach was basically a spin-off, kinda like ODST. Both were good games, but not necessarily good Halo games. I'm bitter about Reach for other reasons, mainly because it screws around with the plot already laid out by The Fall of Reach, which in my opinion had a much better story than Reach did.
User avatar #153 - fargone (05/11/2013) [-]
It's still pretty messy. I personally would have preferred just a game adaptation of The Fall of Reach.
User avatar #156 - huntergriff (05/11/2013) [-]
bungie wanted something original to end their halo with a bang on.
User avatar #159 - fargone (05/11/2013) [-]
I think it could have been just as original. But it doesn't really matter what I think because it didn't happen.
User avatar #149 - huntergriff (05/11/2013) [-]
actually...Reach doesn't screw with the canon. In fact the last few journal entries of Halsey's journal prove the existence of noble team. Besides, the game and book take place in different points of view one from john's team and the other from noble team.
User avatar #44 - thebtardist (05/11/2013) [-]
Your basically trying to cover your ass by going back and forth on how the game was shit but it wasnt shit but it was crap, because you know your just trying to cause a shit storm.

Can you say that the enemies in Halo 1-3 were completely different from each other every time? You had elites, grunts, brutes, sentrys and the flood. Oh wow thats so much more alternative to prometheans... So in that point alone I dont understand what your trying to say.

I thought the armour abilities were good, I rarely used them though as a seasoned player of halo 3 I just forgot that I had them to use. From this you could say that only skilled players would utilize them properly.

And jesus christ, are you high? You had cortona changing, becoming corrupt, your love between each other was so strong. You have the commander faggot and several other people like spartans disrespecting the chief, something that never happened. You had the first ingame scenes of a real forerunner, blowing open the whole franchise to explore a key part of halo lore.

Your wrong and I dont care what anyone says, halo 4 was a build up to possiblites while still making me get feels and rekindled that feeling of finishing the fight. A new fight.

I was 13 when I played Halo 3, Im not 19 and I still cant deny I have a man crush on the chief.

User avatar #49 - fargone (05/11/2013) [-]
"I'm basically trying to cover my ass" by saying that it's a good game but doesn't fit with the rest of the series?

I'm not even going to bother arguing against the rest of your points since you've obviously made your decision and most of them can be summed up as "You're wrong about it being bad because I liked it."

You're wrong and I don't care what anyone says, halo 4 was the beginning of the end for a once great series and 343i should feel ashamed for betraying their fans so they could draw a larger audience.
#5 - This is basically how a heart attack works when a pieces of a … 05/11/2013 on Dammit Meg +1
#51 - It was just a phrase, it had no relevance, that was the whole point. 05/11/2013 on Via Mobile 0
#77 - I lost it at the last dog lol 05/10/2013 on Dogs are great 0
#92 - Listening to tech house and watching broken gifs is what I ima…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on Yet another broken .gif +2
#118 - brotherrosario (05/10/2013) [-]
Listening to tech house and watching broken gifs is how I imagine you summon Satan.
#16 - All i could think off was "MAKE US WHOLE"  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on LET US OUT!!! +1
User avatar #17 - willisteal (05/07/2013) [-]
I love that game
#53 - The guy on the left is a boomer, the guy with the sports jerse… 05/06/2013 on L4D Witch +1
#104 - Thats actually taken from the movie "Event Horizon" 05/02/2013 on Cool eyes +1
#35 - Jesus christ im crying with laughter, im taking a **** … 05/02/2013 on There's a snake in my ass! +1
#50 - Can i ask, what does Isaac clarke have to do with canada???  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on O, Canada +2
User avatar #52 - sirfisticuffs (05/01/2013) [-]
I dunno
#332 - Oh and also, I still talk in my sleep about people not leaving… 04/30/2013 on Reddit-Creepiest things... 0
#329 - I can relate, check out my post i said. for…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on Reddit-Creepiest things... +1
User avatar #474 - burningsmurfs (04/30/2013) [-]
Have you ever heard of the cellular memory theory? I sounds interesting dunno if it would be true though, what do you think of that?
#328 - When i was younger and just able to talk my mum and dad said I…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on Reddit-Creepiest things... +6
User avatar #355 - niggernazi (04/30/2013) [-]
i thumbed for the picture
#69 - first tumblr post that made me laugh, thumns for you sir 04/29/2013 on Chicken Nugger 0
#379 - NoOneWasSpared.jpg 04/29/2013 on McButthurt Comp #3 +2
#43 - Ark two eh?...... where is one you old filthy bastard  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2013 on this guy 0
User avatar #68 - tehyanx (04/25/2013) [-]
In your defense. There was no Ark one. That was just a silly story goat fuckers told each other around the fire outside of their mud huts because they were too inbred and scared of fucking everything to figure things out on their own.
User avatar #51 - melontwilight (04/25/2013) [-]
It's named after Noah's Ark.
Noah's Ark was Ark One.
#55 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
#620 - THE BLACKNESS. ITS EVERYWHERE 04/16/2013 on Don't reply to this content 0
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