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#30 - Also The Egyptian records themselves have no mention of anythi… 02/03/2012 on Athiests +7
#29 - 1>0 1= my proof 0= your proof that im either f…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/03/2012 on Athiests +6
User avatar #32 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
www.touregypt.net/featurest...
Merenptah said "Israel is wasted, bare of seed". The last part "bare of seed" seems to indicate Pharaoh's deep interest in Israel, and apparent control over them.
there i gave you a link first
User avatar #33 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
and this has to do with slavery? i never said that the jews didnt interact with the egyptions im saying they where never slaves to them
User avatar #35 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
of course there wouldnt be anything about them. they escaped and that would be a disgrace to egypt so of course they wouldnt record it
User avatar #36 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
cough cough
#32 to #29 - zloan ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
www.touregypt.net/featurest...
Merenptah said "Israel is wasted, bare of seed". The last part "bare of seed" seems to indicate Pharaoh's deep interest in Israel, and apparent control over them.
there i gave you a link first

i thought you said the was nothing about them
User avatar #40 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
there is even historical evidence of jesus
#1249 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
Even if there is proof of Jesus being a real person that walked around with followers. Does not mean he is a holy person doing anymore more god like then Chris angel and his street magic. With that in mind all the written accounts of Jesus in your bible that you say is evidence of his existence and godliness is in fact told by men who never met Jesus. The writings took place years and years after his supposed death. So there is that problem and also if you start to look into pagan gods you see a striking similarities which would lead one to think that Jesus is a copy of a different urban legend. Horus for example is an Egyptian god born born on Christmas day, born to a virgin had wise men give him gifts. Not a lot know about him between ages 12-30. He cast out demons cured the blind and sick, had followers and walked on water. He was called the son of god and performed miracles. Also he was put on a cross and died returning on the third day and going up to heaven. Strange the best part is that Horus came hundreds of years before Jesus. So there is evidence right there to show that most likely your Jesus is not true, or at least not truly the son of god and can do no more miracles then Penn & Teller.

(Super duper fun fact: The first person to write about Jesus in the Bible didn't mention the virgin birth. Strange, you would think that would be pretty fucking important.)

Tl;DR this guy is wrong, and history says so. Also sorry to piss off people with my rant, this motherfucker is retarted
User avatar #2407 - zloan (02/06/2012) [-]
thanks for the tl;dr and im not wrong its just that you are an ignorant fucker
User avatar #39 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
do you not have the ability to think on your own? there is always evidence of something ie the bible
User avatar #30 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
Also The Egyptian records themselves have no mention of anything recorded in Exodus, the wilderness of the southern Sinai peninsula shows no traces of a mass-migration such as Exodus describes, and virtually all the place-names mentioned, including Goshen (the area within Egypt where the Israelites supposedly lived), the store-cities of Pithom and Rameses, the site of the crossing of the Red Sea (or, more commonly among modern Biblical scholars, the Sea of Reeds), and even Mt Sinai itself, have resisted identification. The Land I Will Show You: Essays on the History and Archaeology of the Ancient Near East in Honour of J. Maxwell Miller
#27 - sigh dont you hate it when you do what they want and they stil…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/03/2012 on Athiests +6
User avatar #28 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
well you didnt prove it yet dont get ahead of yourself!
User avatar #29 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
1>0

1= my proof
0= your proof that im either false or that your right
User avatar #32 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
www.touregypt.net/featurest...
Merenptah said "Israel is wasted, bare of seed". The last part "bare of seed" seems to indicate Pharaoh's deep interest in Israel, and apparent control over them.
there i gave you a link first
User avatar #33 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
and this has to do with slavery? i never said that the jews didnt interact with the egyptions im saying they where never slaves to them
User avatar #35 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
of course there wouldnt be anything about them. they escaped and that would be a disgrace to egypt so of course they wouldnt record it
User avatar #36 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
cough cough
#32 to #29 - zloan ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
www.touregypt.net/featurest...
Merenptah said "Israel is wasted, bare of seed". The last part "bare of seed" seems to indicate Pharaoh's deep interest in Israel, and apparent control over them.
there i gave you a link first

i thought you said the was nothing about them
User avatar #40 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
there is even historical evidence of jesus
#1249 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
Even if there is proof of Jesus being a real person that walked around with followers. Does not mean he is a holy person doing anymore more god like then Chris angel and his street magic. With that in mind all the written accounts of Jesus in your bible that you say is evidence of his existence and godliness is in fact told by men who never met Jesus. The writings took place years and years after his supposed death. So there is that problem and also if you start to look into pagan gods you see a striking similarities which would lead one to think that Jesus is a copy of a different urban legend. Horus for example is an Egyptian god born born on Christmas day, born to a virgin had wise men give him gifts. Not a lot know about him between ages 12-30. He cast out demons cured the blind and sick, had followers and walked on water. He was called the son of god and performed miracles. Also he was put on a cross and died returning on the third day and going up to heaven. Strange the best part is that Horus came hundreds of years before Jesus. So there is evidence right there to show that most likely your Jesus is not true, or at least not truly the son of god and can do no more miracles then Penn & Teller.

(Super duper fun fact: The first person to write about Jesus in the Bible didn't mention the virgin birth. Strange, you would think that would be pretty fucking important.)

Tl;DR this guy is wrong, and history says so. Also sorry to piss off people with my rant, this motherfucker is retarted
User avatar #2407 - zloan (02/06/2012) [-]
thanks for the tl;dr and im not wrong its just that you are an ignorant fucker
User avatar #39 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
do you not have the ability to think on your own? there is always evidence of something ie the bible
User avatar #30 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
Also The Egyptian records themselves have no mention of anything recorded in Exodus, the wilderness of the southern Sinai peninsula shows no traces of a mass-migration such as Exodus describes, and virtually all the place-names mentioned, including Goshen (the area within Egypt where the Israelites supposedly lived), the store-cities of Pithom and Rameses, the site of the crossing of the Red Sea (or, more commonly among modern Biblical scholars, the Sea of Reeds), and even Mt Sinai itself, have resisted identification. The Land I Will Show You: Essays on the History and Archaeology of the Ancient Near East in Honour of J. Maxwell Miller
#21 - Although the Book of Exodus describes a period of Hebrew servi…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/03/2012 on Athiests +8
#25 - anonymous (02/03/2012) [-]
lol i like how after u give proof he disappears

even with proof its just like we dont care
#23 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
wow i would have to actually read the bible and then read that book and maybe go to church that just sounds like too much work
but if you want you can debate William Lane Craig im sure he would be happy to debate you. look him up on youtube
User avatar #27 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
sigh dont you hate it when you do what they want and they still refuse to accept it
User avatar #28 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
well you didnt prove it yet dont get ahead of yourself!
User avatar #29 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
1>0

1= my proof
0= your proof that im either false or that your right
User avatar #32 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
www.touregypt.net/featurest...
Merenptah said "Israel is wasted, bare of seed". The last part "bare of seed" seems to indicate Pharaoh's deep interest in Israel, and apparent control over them.
there i gave you a link first
User avatar #33 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
and this has to do with slavery? i never said that the jews didnt interact with the egyptions im saying they where never slaves to them
User avatar #35 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
of course there wouldnt be anything about them. they escaped and that would be a disgrace to egypt so of course they wouldnt record it
User avatar #36 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
cough cough
#32 to #29 - zloan ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
www.touregypt.net/featurest...
Merenptah said "Israel is wasted, bare of seed". The last part "bare of seed" seems to indicate Pharaoh's deep interest in Israel, and apparent control over them.
there i gave you a link first

i thought you said the was nothing about them
User avatar #40 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
there is even historical evidence of jesus
#1249 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
Even if there is proof of Jesus being a real person that walked around with followers. Does not mean he is a holy person doing anymore more god like then Chris angel and his street magic. With that in mind all the written accounts of Jesus in your bible that you say is evidence of his existence and godliness is in fact told by men who never met Jesus. The writings took place years and years after his supposed death. So there is that problem and also if you start to look into pagan gods you see a striking similarities which would lead one to think that Jesus is a copy of a different urban legend. Horus for example is an Egyptian god born born on Christmas day, born to a virgin had wise men give him gifts. Not a lot know about him between ages 12-30. He cast out demons cured the blind and sick, had followers and walked on water. He was called the son of god and performed miracles. Also he was put on a cross and died returning on the third day and going up to heaven. Strange the best part is that Horus came hundreds of years before Jesus. So there is evidence right there to show that most likely your Jesus is not true, or at least not truly the son of god and can do no more miracles then Penn & Teller.

(Super duper fun fact: The first person to write about Jesus in the Bible didn't mention the virgin birth. Strange, you would think that would be pretty fucking important.)

Tl;DR this guy is wrong, and history says so. Also sorry to piss off people with my rant, this motherfucker is retarted
User avatar #2407 - zloan (02/06/2012) [-]
thanks for the tl;dr and im not wrong its just that you are an ignorant fucker
User avatar #39 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
do you not have the ability to think on your own? there is always evidence of something ie the bible
User avatar #30 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
Also The Egyptian records themselves have no mention of anything recorded in Exodus, the wilderness of the southern Sinai peninsula shows no traces of a mass-migration such as Exodus describes, and virtually all the place-names mentioned, including Goshen (the area within Egypt where the Israelites supposedly lived), the store-cities of Pithom and Rameses, the site of the crossing of the Red Sea (or, more commonly among modern Biblical scholars, the Sea of Reeds), and even Mt Sinai itself, have resisted identification. The Land I Will Show You: Essays on the History and Archaeology of the Ancient Near East in Honour of J. Maxwell Miller
#19 - Burden of proof not my job its your job to prove your claim of…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/03/2012 on Athiests +7
User avatar #20 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
i never claimed anything. you just made an accusation. now back it up
User avatar #21 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
Although the Book of Exodus describes a period of Hebrew servitude in ancient Egypt, more than a century of archaeological research has discovered nothing which could support its narrative elements

and the source John Van Seters, "The Geography of the Exodus",
#25 - anonymous (02/03/2012) [-]
lol i like how after u give proof he disappears

even with proof its just like we dont care
#23 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
wow i would have to actually read the bible and then read that book and maybe go to church that just sounds like too much work
but if you want you can debate William Lane Craig im sure he would be happy to debate you. look him up on youtube
User avatar #27 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
sigh dont you hate it when you do what they want and they still refuse to accept it
User avatar #28 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
well you didnt prove it yet dont get ahead of yourself!
User avatar #29 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
1>0

1= my proof
0= your proof that im either false or that your right
User avatar #32 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
www.touregypt.net/featurest...
Merenptah said "Israel is wasted, bare of seed". The last part "bare of seed" seems to indicate Pharaoh's deep interest in Israel, and apparent control over them.
there i gave you a link first
User avatar #33 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
and this has to do with slavery? i never said that the jews didnt interact with the egyptions im saying they where never slaves to them
User avatar #35 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
of course there wouldnt be anything about them. they escaped and that would be a disgrace to egypt so of course they wouldnt record it
User avatar #36 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
cough cough
#32 to #29 - zloan ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
www.touregypt.net/featurest...
Merenptah said "Israel is wasted, bare of seed". The last part "bare of seed" seems to indicate Pharaoh's deep interest in Israel, and apparent control over them.
there i gave you a link first

i thought you said the was nothing about them
User avatar #40 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
there is even historical evidence of jesus
#1249 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
Even if there is proof of Jesus being a real person that walked around with followers. Does not mean he is a holy person doing anymore more god like then Chris angel and his street magic. With that in mind all the written accounts of Jesus in your bible that you say is evidence of his existence and godliness is in fact told by men who never met Jesus. The writings took place years and years after his supposed death. So there is that problem and also if you start to look into pagan gods you see a striking similarities which would lead one to think that Jesus is a copy of a different urban legend. Horus for example is an Egyptian god born born on Christmas day, born to a virgin had wise men give him gifts. Not a lot know about him between ages 12-30. He cast out demons cured the blind and sick, had followers and walked on water. He was called the son of god and performed miracles. Also he was put on a cross and died returning on the third day and going up to heaven. Strange the best part is that Horus came hundreds of years before Jesus. So there is evidence right there to show that most likely your Jesus is not true, or at least not truly the son of god and can do no more miracles then Penn & Teller.

(Super duper fun fact: The first person to write about Jesus in the Bible didn't mention the virgin birth. Strange, you would think that would be pretty fucking important.)

Tl;DR this guy is wrong, and history says so. Also sorry to piss off people with my rant, this motherfucker is retarted
User avatar #2407 - zloan (02/06/2012) [-]
thanks for the tl;dr and im not wrong its just that you are an ignorant fucker
User avatar #39 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
do you not have the ability to think on your own? there is always evidence of something ie the bible
User avatar #30 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
Also The Egyptian records themselves have no mention of anything recorded in Exodus, the wilderness of the southern Sinai peninsula shows no traces of a mass-migration such as Exodus describes, and virtually all the place-names mentioned, including Goshen (the area within Egypt where the Israelites supposedly lived), the store-cities of Pithom and Rameses, the site of the crossing of the Red Sea (or, more commonly among modern Biblical scholars, the Sea of Reeds), and even Mt Sinai itself, have resisted identification. The Land I Will Show You: Essays on the History and Archaeology of the Ancient Near East in Honour of J. Maxwell Miller
#17 - never happened  [+] (18 new replies) 02/03/2012 on Athiests +6
User avatar #18 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
prove it
User avatar #19 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
Burden of proof not my job its your job to prove your claim of jewish slaves
User avatar #20 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
i never claimed anything. you just made an accusation. now back it up
User avatar #21 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
Although the Book of Exodus describes a period of Hebrew servitude in ancient Egypt, more than a century of archaeological research has discovered nothing which could support its narrative elements

and the source John Van Seters, "The Geography of the Exodus",
#25 - anonymous (02/03/2012) [-]
lol i like how after u give proof he disappears

even with proof its just like we dont care
#23 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
wow i would have to actually read the bible and then read that book and maybe go to church that just sounds like too much work
but if you want you can debate William Lane Craig im sure he would be happy to debate you. look him up on youtube
User avatar #27 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
sigh dont you hate it when you do what they want and they still refuse to accept it
User avatar #28 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
well you didnt prove it yet dont get ahead of yourself!
User avatar #29 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
1>0

1= my proof
0= your proof that im either false or that your right
User avatar #32 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
www.touregypt.net/featurest...
Merenptah said "Israel is wasted, bare of seed". The last part "bare of seed" seems to indicate Pharaoh's deep interest in Israel, and apparent control over them.
there i gave you a link first
User avatar #33 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
and this has to do with slavery? i never said that the jews didnt interact with the egyptions im saying they where never slaves to them
User avatar #35 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
of course there wouldnt be anything about them. they escaped and that would be a disgrace to egypt so of course they wouldnt record it
User avatar #36 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
cough cough
#32 to #29 - zloan ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
www.touregypt.net/featurest...
Merenptah said "Israel is wasted, bare of seed". The last part "bare of seed" seems to indicate Pharaoh's deep interest in Israel, and apparent control over them.
there i gave you a link first

i thought you said the was nothing about them
User avatar #40 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
there is even historical evidence of jesus
#1249 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
Even if there is proof of Jesus being a real person that walked around with followers. Does not mean he is a holy person doing anymore more god like then Chris angel and his street magic. With that in mind all the written accounts of Jesus in your bible that you say is evidence of his existence and godliness is in fact told by men who never met Jesus. The writings took place years and years after his supposed death. So there is that problem and also if you start to look into pagan gods you see a striking similarities which would lead one to think that Jesus is a copy of a different urban legend. Horus for example is an Egyptian god born born on Christmas day, born to a virgin had wise men give him gifts. Not a lot know about him between ages 12-30. He cast out demons cured the blind and sick, had followers and walked on water. He was called the son of god and performed miracles. Also he was put on a cross and died returning on the third day and going up to heaven. Strange the best part is that Horus came hundreds of years before Jesus. So there is evidence right there to show that most likely your Jesus is not true, or at least not truly the son of god and can do no more miracles then Penn & Teller.

(Super duper fun fact: The first person to write about Jesus in the Bible didn't mention the virgin birth. Strange, you would think that would be pretty fucking important.)

Tl;DR this guy is wrong, and history says so. Also sorry to piss off people with my rant, this motherfucker is retarted
User avatar #2407 - zloan (02/06/2012) [-]
thanks for the tl;dr and im not wrong its just that you are an ignorant fucker
User avatar #39 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
do you not have the ability to think on your own? there is always evidence of something ie the bible
User avatar #30 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
Also The Egyptian records themselves have no mention of anything recorded in Exodus, the wilderness of the southern Sinai peninsula shows no traces of a mass-migration such as Exodus describes, and virtually all the place-names mentioned, including Goshen (the area within Egypt where the Israelites supposedly lived), the store-cities of Pithom and Rameses, the site of the crossing of the Red Sea (or, more commonly among modern Biblical scholars, the Sea of Reeds), and even Mt Sinai itself, have resisted identification. The Land I Will Show You: Essays on the History and Archaeology of the Ancient Near East in Honour of J. Maxwell Miller
#15 - ...jewish slaves in egypt  [+] (20 new replies) 02/03/2012 on Athiests +6
User avatar #16 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
what about it
User avatar #17 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
never happened
User avatar #18 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
prove it
User avatar #19 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
Burden of proof not my job its your job to prove your claim of jewish slaves
User avatar #20 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
i never claimed anything. you just made an accusation. now back it up
User avatar #21 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
Although the Book of Exodus describes a period of Hebrew servitude in ancient Egypt, more than a century of archaeological research has discovered nothing which could support its narrative elements

and the source John Van Seters, "The Geography of the Exodus",
#25 - anonymous (02/03/2012) [-]
lol i like how after u give proof he disappears

even with proof its just like we dont care
#23 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
wow i would have to actually read the bible and then read that book and maybe go to church that just sounds like too much work
but if you want you can debate William Lane Craig im sure he would be happy to debate you. look him up on youtube
User avatar #27 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
sigh dont you hate it when you do what they want and they still refuse to accept it
User avatar #28 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
well you didnt prove it yet dont get ahead of yourself!
User avatar #29 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
1>0

1= my proof
0= your proof that im either false or that your right
User avatar #32 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
www.touregypt.net/featurest...
Merenptah said "Israel is wasted, bare of seed". The last part "bare of seed" seems to indicate Pharaoh's deep interest in Israel, and apparent control over them.
there i gave you a link first
User avatar #33 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
and this has to do with slavery? i never said that the jews didnt interact with the egyptions im saying they where never slaves to them
User avatar #35 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
of course there wouldnt be anything about them. they escaped and that would be a disgrace to egypt so of course they wouldnt record it
User avatar #36 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
cough cough
#32 to #29 - zloan ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
www.touregypt.net/featurest...
Merenptah said "Israel is wasted, bare of seed". The last part "bare of seed" seems to indicate Pharaoh's deep interest in Israel, and apparent control over them.
there i gave you a link first

i thought you said the was nothing about them
User avatar #40 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
there is even historical evidence of jesus
#1249 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
Even if there is proof of Jesus being a real person that walked around with followers. Does not mean he is a holy person doing anymore more god like then Chris angel and his street magic. With that in mind all the written accounts of Jesus in your bible that you say is evidence of his existence and godliness is in fact told by men who never met Jesus. The writings took place years and years after his supposed death. So there is that problem and also if you start to look into pagan gods you see a striking similarities which would lead one to think that Jesus is a copy of a different urban legend. Horus for example is an Egyptian god born born on Christmas day, born to a virgin had wise men give him gifts. Not a lot know about him between ages 12-30. He cast out demons cured the blind and sick, had followers and walked on water. He was called the son of god and performed miracles. Also he was put on a cross and died returning on the third day and going up to heaven. Strange the best part is that Horus came hundreds of years before Jesus. So there is evidence right there to show that most likely your Jesus is not true, or at least not truly the son of god and can do no more miracles then Penn & Teller.

(Super duper fun fact: The first person to write about Jesus in the Bible didn't mention the virgin birth. Strange, you would think that would be pretty fucking important.)

Tl;DR this guy is wrong, and history says so. Also sorry to piss off people with my rant, this motherfucker is retarted
User avatar #2407 - zloan (02/06/2012) [-]
thanks for the tl;dr and im not wrong its just that you are an ignorant fucker
User avatar #39 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
do you not have the ability to think on your own? there is always evidence of something ie the bible
User avatar #30 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
Also The Egyptian records themselves have no mention of anything recorded in Exodus, the wilderness of the southern Sinai peninsula shows no traces of a mass-migration such as Exodus describes, and virtually all the place-names mentioned, including Goshen (the area within Egypt where the Israelites supposedly lived), the store-cities of Pithom and Rameses, the site of the crossing of the Red Sea (or, more commonly among modern Biblical scholars, the Sea of Reeds), and even Mt Sinai itself, have resisted identification. The Land I Will Show You: Essays on the History and Archaeology of the Ancient Near East in Honour of J. Maxwell Miller
#13 - the burden of truth falls upon the accuser ie you must prove s…  [+] (24 new replies) 02/03/2012 on Athiests +4
User avatar #14 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
*sigh* the bible is the most historically accurate holy book there is. there are actually historians that accounted for the things that happened in the bible and well nvr mind im just stating the obvious here
User avatar #55 - neoncookie (02/03/2012) [-]
lmao, he makes legitimate fact and you disappear, stfu
User avatar #832 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
when exactly did i disappear? stfu
User avatar #15 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
...jewish slaves in egypt
User avatar #16 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
what about it
User avatar #17 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
never happened
User avatar #18 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
prove it
User avatar #19 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
Burden of proof not my job its your job to prove your claim of jewish slaves
User avatar #20 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
i never claimed anything. you just made an accusation. now back it up
User avatar #21 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
Although the Book of Exodus describes a period of Hebrew servitude in ancient Egypt, more than a century of archaeological research has discovered nothing which could support its narrative elements

and the source John Van Seters, "The Geography of the Exodus",
#25 - anonymous (02/03/2012) [-]
lol i like how after u give proof he disappears

even with proof its just like we dont care
#23 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
wow i would have to actually read the bible and then read that book and maybe go to church that just sounds like too much work
but if you want you can debate William Lane Craig im sure he would be happy to debate you. look him up on youtube
User avatar #27 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
sigh dont you hate it when you do what they want and they still refuse to accept it
User avatar #28 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
well you didnt prove it yet dont get ahead of yourself!
User avatar #29 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
1>0

1= my proof
0= your proof that im either false or that your right
User avatar #32 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
www.touregypt.net/featurest...
Merenptah said "Israel is wasted, bare of seed". The last part "bare of seed" seems to indicate Pharaoh's deep interest in Israel, and apparent control over them.
there i gave you a link first
User avatar #33 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
and this has to do with slavery? i never said that the jews didnt interact with the egyptions im saying they where never slaves to them
User avatar #35 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
of course there wouldnt be anything about them. they escaped and that would be a disgrace to egypt so of course they wouldnt record it
User avatar #36 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
cough cough
#32 to #29 - zloan ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
www.touregypt.net/featurest...
Merenptah said "Israel is wasted, bare of seed". The last part "bare of seed" seems to indicate Pharaoh's deep interest in Israel, and apparent control over them.
there i gave you a link first

i thought you said the was nothing about them
User avatar #40 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
there is even historical evidence of jesus
#1249 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
Even if there is proof of Jesus being a real person that walked around with followers. Does not mean he is a holy person doing anymore more god like then Chris angel and his street magic. With that in mind all the written accounts of Jesus in your bible that you say is evidence of his existence and godliness is in fact told by men who never met Jesus. The writings took place years and years after his supposed death. So there is that problem and also if you start to look into pagan gods you see a striking similarities which would lead one to think that Jesus is a copy of a different urban legend. Horus for example is an Egyptian god born born on Christmas day, born to a virgin had wise men give him gifts. Not a lot know about him between ages 12-30. He cast out demons cured the blind and sick, had followers and walked on water. He was called the son of god and performed miracles. Also he was put on a cross and died returning on the third day and going up to heaven. Strange the best part is that Horus came hundreds of years before Jesus. So there is evidence right there to show that most likely your Jesus is not true, or at least not truly the son of god and can do no more miracles then Penn & Teller.

(Super duper fun fact: The first person to write about Jesus in the Bible didn't mention the virgin birth. Strange, you would think that would be pretty fucking important.)

Tl;DR this guy is wrong, and history says so. Also sorry to piss off people with my rant, this motherfucker is retarted
User avatar #2407 - zloan (02/06/2012) [-]
thanks for the tl;dr and im not wrong its just that you are an ignorant fucker
User avatar #39 - zloan (02/03/2012) [-]
do you not have the ability to think on your own? there is always evidence of something ie the bible
User avatar #30 - thebritknownasbaka (02/03/2012) [-]
Also The Egyptian records themselves have no mention of anything recorded in Exodus, the wilderness of the southern Sinai peninsula shows no traces of a mass-migration such as Exodus describes, and virtually all the place-names mentioned, including Goshen (the area within Egypt where the Israelites supposedly lived), the store-cities of Pithom and Rameses, the site of the crossing of the Red Sea (or, more commonly among modern Biblical scholars, the Sea of Reeds), and even Mt Sinai itself, have resisted identification. The Land I Will Show You: Essays on the History and Archaeology of the Ancient Near East in Honour of J. Maxwell Miller
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