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thebluedream

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: genralnewbiew
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Video Games Played: A lot
X-box Gamertag: SnottierBird15
PSN: Captnewb
Interests: Horticulture, firearms, gaming, and other shit
Date Signed Up:2/04/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#6 - **** tells me all the time when I am fast traveling or … 01/01/2016 on settlement +3
#2 - But could the govt do anything about him raising the price on …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on shkrelism +5
#28 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
the law actually encouraged him to raise the price
#4 - That is the kinda numbers you get when a man is talking about … 01/01/2016 on Chat Sh*t Get Banned +30
#1 - Praise the lord that they REALLY are a religion peace 01/01/2016 on monks just chillin 0
#1 - We may need this one day 01/01/2016 on 0.0 0
#1 - more like a dumb ass  [+] (8 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Funny Pictures for Today +44
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#15 - rogaa (01/02/2016) [-]
Maybe someone wanted to keep it open....? You guys go full detective on everything that gets posted here
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#12 - greyhoundfd (01/02/2016) [-]
Nothing could possibly be more engineer-like than choosing a fairly complicated and even self-deprecating solution when a much easier one is obvious.
#10 - dmasterman (01/02/2016) [-]
first time i've laughed out loud in the new year
#6 - stalini (01/01/2016) [-]
soo... an engineer
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#5 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
Or just considerate that someone else might enjoy the view
#2 - chokebee (01/01/2016) [-]
Careful now boy - if you close that the gods will loose sight of the plane and the evil demons will come from the depths of Hades itself to bring this plane down.
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#7 - warzon (01/01/2016) [-]
So the Warp?
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#3 - hetreks (01/01/2016) [-]
u tell em
#3 - FALSE! Aside from Lando, Windu, and TRAITOR! there are no blac…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Star Wars: Green Leader +239
#22 - theincorrigibleone (01/01/2016) [-]
CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKIN PANAKA

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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#7 - motherfuckingkenji (01/01/2016) [-]
Darth Vader was black.
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#23 - stalkerexplain (01/01/2016) [-]
Well, in the shitty porn parody he is
#21 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
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#8 - hokon (01/01/2016) [-]
Whys this getting thumbed down? he was a fucking crisp
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#9 - motherfuckingkenji (01/01/2016) [-]
I actually meant his armor.


At least I thought it was funny.
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#31 - sgtmajjohnson (01/01/2016) [-]
And the voice actor was, and the voice is what really makes Vader as a character. Have you heard his original voice? It's comical. Imagine hearing this over the "You have failed me for the last time" line.
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#10 - hokon (01/01/2016) [-]
well you got two birds with one stone there buddy
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#4 - Deavas (01/01/2016) [-]
There's several black people in bespin, a few black rebel pilots in VI, captain typho from I, a few black Naboo pilots in I, captain Panaka from II and III
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#5 - huntergriff (01/01/2016) [-]
typho was in II and III, panaka was in I and i don't think typho is black, i think he might be hawaiian.
#14 - Deavas (01/01/2016) [-]
That's what I meant
#4 - Stealing from us? my my how tables of have turned, perhaps nex… 01/01/2016 on Well this is backwards... 0
#13 - He was facing the cyclist when was pointing to inform him ther… 01/01/2016 on Stupid is as stupid does +6
#1 - Hello Darkness my old friend  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Hiding From Relatives 0
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#2 - mulk (01/01/2016) [-]
i've come to talk with you again
#2 - A the age I doubt the kid intended to be rude. Kids are very h…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Ellen 0
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#3 - juaneljalapeno (12/31/2015) [-]
It was a joke, i know he is just a kid
#2 - He wasn't bald when he fought Crabrante 12/31/2015 on single slap jack +1
#1 - Comment deleted 12/31/2015 on C R O S S R O A D S 0
#1 - Damn Critikal the most laid back and relaxed guy on YT thinks … 12/31/2015 on Syndicate Project. +10
#5 - Christians for wealthy assault rifles 12/31/2015 on access to the protection of... +4
#1 - One gave up One resisted Yes the kid is an asshole wh…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/31/2015 on White Privilege +32
#4 - tomthehippie (12/31/2015) [-]
>one was placed in a choke hold months after NYPD had changed policy, banning the use of a choke hold in any situation, was complaining that he couldn't breath and received no medical attention until he was already dead
>one was a racist conservative terrorist
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#10 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/31/2015) [-]
The cop wasn't going for a chokehold. He was going for a headlock. He was actually trained to use headlocks by the department which is idiotic. Sure, if executed perfectly they are safe but when you're trying to do this in the real world nothing quite happens how you want it to. The egregious part was the fact that he didn't provide medical attention. It is inexcusable. Same thing with Tamir Rice. He had a gun so they shot him. Fine. But it was a gunshot wound to the abdomen. Very survivable if you get medical attention in the first 5 minutes but otherwise fatal. The 2 cops who shot him stood around and let him bleed out until a detective showed up and tried to save his life after about 4 minutes but at that point he'd already lost too much blood. I don't fault the police for using force to subdue people. It is at times necesary. But when you do subdue someone with force, you are responsible for at least TRYING to ensure that they receive proper medical attention. To just stand around and let them die is completely fucked.
#11 - tomthehippie (01/03/2016) [-]
I do disagree, in that I think in the situations we have spoken about the force used was excessive (and the choke/headlock). That being said, I absolutely agree with everything else you said.
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#5 - slapchoppin (12/31/2015) [-]
if you're complaining that you can't breathe you can clearly breathe
#6 - tomthehippie (12/31/2015) [-]
>cop ordered not to use choke hold
>uses choke hold
>not charged
>man plainly seen gasping, having trouble breathing
>man dies
>cop not charged
>????
>cop killed man and got away with it
>over cigarettes
>cop was never in danger
>Merika
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#7 - slapchoppin (12/31/2015) [-]
a choke hold doesn't even knock people out by cutting off air supply its about cutting off the blood to the brain and he would have been out in 5 seconds if it was in tight enough to do that but he wasn't and he said that he couldn't breathe which is a thing you can't do when you can't breathe

also wasn't his actual cause of death related to his heart and not his lungs?
#9 - tomthehippie (12/31/2015) [-]
and technically yes, however it was due to his asthma, which was set off by being choked. retard
#8 - tomthehippie (12/31/2015) [-]
thats the mma choke hold, which is only one variant. idiot
#2 - iwasonceabear (12/31/2015) [-]
Get's mad at police brutality, and then asks why they didn't use brutality
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#3 - theugandanhero (12/31/2015) [-]
I love how we're all coming to terms with how stupid and naive people can be (black or otherwise)
Keep this thread going!
#1 - Gun vs mace seems like a good idea 12/31/2015 on He gave me no choice +1
#14 - Maybe I should edit the post in that case?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Community project OP is... 0
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#19 - maybehuman (12/31/2015) [-]
yes.
#12 - I thought fat could apply to someone who has a bad fat to musc…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Community project OP is... 0
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#13 - sinery (12/31/2015) [-]
Well yeah, but if you start working out you won't be seeing a weight loss so much as fat loss.
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#14 - thebluedream (12/31/2015) [-]
Maybe I should edit the post in that case?
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#19 - maybehuman (12/31/2015) [-]
yes.
#10 - That about sums it up  [+] (5 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Community project OP is... 0
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#11 - sinery (12/31/2015) [-]
Well, then you're not gonna lose weight seeing as you aren't obese.
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#12 - thebluedream (12/31/2015) [-]
I thought fat could apply to someone who has a bad fat to muscle ratio as well as obese
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#13 - sinery (12/31/2015) [-]
Well yeah, but if you start working out you won't be seeing a weight loss so much as fat loss.
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#14 - thebluedream (12/31/2015) [-]
Maybe I should edit the post in that case?
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#19 - maybehuman (12/31/2015) [-]
yes.
#41705 - Figured I would drop this here real quick because I think…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#41706 - marinepenguin (12/31/2015) [-]
>>#41700

Do this workout 3 days a week and then run it throw in some cardio 3 days a week. Then clean up your diet a bit, water for soda, less fast food, more meat, protein, and veggies.

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#41707 - marinepenguin (12/31/2015) [-]
Then run or*
#8 - guess I am wording this wrong, I want to look better yes but I…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Community project OP is... 0
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#9 - sinery (12/31/2015) [-]
So what you want it to do cardio and build muscle?
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#10 - thebluedream (12/31/2015) [-]
That about sums it up
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#11 - sinery (12/31/2015) [-]
Well, then you're not gonna lose weight seeing as you aren't obese.
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#12 - thebluedream (12/31/2015) [-]
I thought fat could apply to someone who has a bad fat to muscle ratio as well as obese
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#13 - sinery (12/31/2015) [-]
Well yeah, but if you start working out you won't be seeing a weight loss so much as fat loss.
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#14 - thebluedream (12/31/2015) [-]
Maybe I should edit the post in that case?
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#19 - maybehuman (12/31/2015) [-]
yes.
#5 - Do exercise and stay flat rather than flabby?  [+] (9 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Community project OP is... 0
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#6 - sinery (12/31/2015) [-]
So you want to be teenage girl?
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#8 - thebluedream (12/31/2015) [-]
guess I am wording this wrong, I want to look better yes but I also want to be able to do things without being dead 15 mins in
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#9 - sinery (12/31/2015) [-]
So what you want it to do cardio and build muscle?
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#10 - thebluedream (12/31/2015) [-]
That about sums it up
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#11 - sinery (12/31/2015) [-]
Well, then you're not gonna lose weight seeing as you aren't obese.
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#12 - thebluedream (12/31/2015) [-]
I thought fat could apply to someone who has a bad fat to muscle ratio as well as obese
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#13 - sinery (12/31/2015) [-]
Well yeah, but if you start working out you won't be seeing a weight loss so much as fat loss.
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#14 - thebluedream (12/31/2015) [-]
Maybe I should edit the post in that case?
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#19 - maybehuman (12/31/2015) [-]
yes.
#3 - Nah, just some fat dude  [+] (11 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Community project OP is... 0
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#4 - sinery (12/31/2015) [-]
I got like 30 lbs on you lil nigga and I'm fucking gorgeous.
Dunno how fat you can be.
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#5 - thebluedream (12/31/2015) [-]
Do exercise and stay flat rather than flabby?
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#6 - sinery (12/31/2015) [-]
So you want to be teenage girl?
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#8 - thebluedream (12/31/2015) [-]
guess I am wording this wrong, I want to look better yes but I also want to be able to do things without being dead 15 mins in
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#9 - sinery (12/31/2015) [-]
So what you want it to do cardio and build muscle?
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#10 - thebluedream (12/31/2015) [-]
That about sums it up
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#11 - sinery (12/31/2015) [-]
Well, then you're not gonna lose weight seeing as you aren't obese.
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#12 - thebluedream (12/31/2015) [-]
I thought fat could apply to someone who has a bad fat to muscle ratio as well as obese
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#13 - sinery (12/31/2015) [-]
Well yeah, but if you start working out you won't be seeing a weight loss so much as fat loss.
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#14 - thebluedream (12/31/2015) [-]
Maybe I should edit the post in that case?
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#19 - maybehuman (12/31/2015) [-]
yes.
#1 - Someone asking you about your school implies they care how you…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Questions +18
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#2 - kacem (12/31/2015) [-]
daily reminder that you shouldn't talk about something you don't know, you are clearly white so you opinion doesn't really matter
#3 - thearcher (12/31/2015) [-]
Hope you're a troll
#4 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
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User avatar #5 - theguywhostalksyou (01/10/2016) [-]
please mention me
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thank you for informing me of my mistake
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Nice avatar m8
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