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thebluedream

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Age: 20
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PSN: Captnewb
Interests: Horticulture, firearms, gaming, and other shit
Date Signed Up:2/04/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#1 - trap logic in anime 01/05/2016 on Puberty sucks +3
#7 - or pepehillofthe  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Turtle Food +91
#68 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
THAT DONT HOW YOU SPELL PETOFILE GOD STUPID
#4 - I present to you pepofthehill  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Turtle Food +377
#70 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
yeah dont say that too quickly in public
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#115 - recreater (01/06/2016) [-]
I read that, then this, then that again, then this... Now It's hard to breathe... Jolly Good on ya mate!
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#59 - bottlemonster (01/06/2016) [-]
or mountain chicken
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#7 - thebluedream (01/05/2016) [-]
or pepehillofthe
#68 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
THAT DONT HOW YOU SPELL PETOFILE GOD STUPID
#1 - Like you said OP it isn't quiet what Trump said and it does su… 01/05/2016 on It happened to the Japanese... +6
#1 - Isnt there a video of one the horror games with this moded in … 01/05/2016 on Some guy yells at some cats 0
#46 - well except norway  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on 'Merica +1
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#59 - distortedflare (01/04/2016) [-]
Scotland also has oil.
#34 - We should have let the middle east be and the U.S., Mexico, an…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2016 on 'Merica +1
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#58 - distortedflare (01/04/2016) [-]
America is one of the worst first world country in the world. This is not said out of hatred for America, or the American people but because you have for so long allowed your governments to rip the complete piss. You have SJW and feminists running rampant.

Your media can spout any crock of shit and people will believe. (granted that is similar in nearly every country but America have Fox news)

You have a populace where the average intelligence seems to drop a few IQ points every year.

You have a system where the rich can enjoy, leisure, health care and education whilst others suffer though poverty and end up working shitty jobs for shitty pay.

You have a system where collages and universities are a way to keep students in debt for life to turn a proffit.

Your government would rather spend countless billions on an army that is not only not required given the rest of the world combined still does not come close to the fire power you pack, even if you drastically cut down.

You are constantly vilified by the media as anyone not upper class is either a piece of shit living off of benefits or a piece of shit making an okay earning. Either way, every time government, education and so on feel they can fuck you over they rush to grab the big fat dildo that sees students having to relay on fucking tips because greedy bastards would rather save a few bucks and not have to pay minimum wage.

You have race riots and class wars all egged on by media and government.


Time and time again you have all at some point been fucked over by these war warmongering, selfish greedy pricks simply so they can fatten their own wallets. They send soldiers to die in war so they can get rich.

Your medical care system is a fucking joke. With the money and resources America could implement a far cheaper and affordable tax that would allow those unable to get insurances to afford healthcare. Obamacare was doomed to fail due to lack of planning and Obama being a twat about it.


Hell you even have people considering and determined to elect a fucking guy that is everything you should hate. A greedy racist, selfish man that would screw every single one of you over to see his wealth grow.

Do I hate America fuck no I love your enthusiasm and will to better yourself's and I respect that. I love the fact that you guys have such a diversity between each states so no two states feel the same.

I hate the fact that you guys get fucked over so much by your shitty government and then the rest of the world calls you guys the assholes and snobs when it is not your fault.

tl ;dr The american people are not the problem their government are pieces of shit though.
#44 - trollmobile (01/04/2016) [-]
"watch the euros beg russia for oil"
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#46 - thebluedream (01/04/2016) [-]
well except norway
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#59 - distortedflare (01/04/2016) [-]
Scotland also has oil.
#31 - Seriously, George Washington set up an isolation policy at the… 01/04/2016 on 'Merica +1
#2 - Patrick Stewart went bald in high school  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Sabrina the Teenage Witch +40
#13 - mudkipfucker (01/04/2016) [-]
#15 - I wouldn't say I am liberal minded but I am not going to blame… 01/03/2016 on Goddammn this man 0
#14 - Im not blaming anyone else, that is why I am blaming OUR govt.… 01/03/2016 on Goddammn this man +1
#12 - to add: previously most the jobs being taken was cheap labor s… 01/03/2016 on Goddammn this man 0
#11 - What I mean is that going to school in the U.S. is super expen…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Goddammn this man 0
#13 - badgoodass (01/03/2016) [-]
It's unreasonable to blame others that your own educational system is so fucked up
We don't get it completely for free either, it's financed by tax money
So everyone pays back eventually
USA has one of the most horrific systems when it comes to higher education imo as if they wanna make sure only the rich can stay rich
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#14 - thebluedream (01/03/2016) [-]
Im not blaming anyone else, that is why I am blaming OUR govt. for doing this. I never said it the foreigners' fault.
#10 - There are more articles this is just the short and sweet . 01/03/2016 on Goddammn this man 0
#7 - Sadly they can goto school cheaper and that means as always sc…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Goddammn this man 0
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#9 - badgoodass (01/03/2016) [-]
Sorry you lost me there
Could you explain your point more clearly?
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#12 - thebluedream (01/03/2016) [-]
to add: previously most the jobs being taken was cheap labor stuff and not college grad jobs but now that is different.
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#11 - thebluedream (01/03/2016) [-]
What I mean is that going to school in the U.S. is super expensive and you have all these students in debt or looking for jobs. However, one can go to school in the third world or even the 2nd world for a fraction of the cost. The students who went to school in the states need to work for a lot to pay off loans and well that is what they want, but the foreigners can work for cheap because their loans are smaller and they don't mind.
#13 - badgoodass (01/03/2016) [-]
It's unreasonable to blame others that your own educational system is so fucked up
We don't get it completely for free either, it's financed by tax money
So everyone pays back eventually
USA has one of the most horrific systems when it comes to higher education imo as if they wanna make sure only the rich can stay rich
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#14 - thebluedream (01/03/2016) [-]
Im not blaming anyone else, that is why I am blaming OUR govt. for doing this. I never said it the foreigners' fault.
#22 - Some of this is wrong but some of it is right. The Euros may n…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/03/2016 on 'Merica 0
#30 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
America? Isolationist policy?
That may be one of the most retarded things I've ever heard.

You may want to research your country's foreign policy and see they've created every enemy they've fought this past century at least
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#31 - thebluedream (01/04/2016) [-]
Seriously, George Washington set up an isolation policy at the start of our nations history. We spent most of our conflicts fighting indians over territory like everyone else.
The first conflict involving another power was in:
1798, Quasi War- This was never declared a war and was about the French attacking American ships and was resolved peacefully.
1801, Barbary pirate war- We kicked some pirates in teeth for harassing American merchant vessels
1812, war of 1812- Fought the English because they were kidnapping American sailors to fight the French. up until 1845 we fought indians and pirates.
1845, Mexican-American war- Americans colonizing Texas were getting the shaft from Mexico so we intervened.
1854, Battle of Greytown- We attacked a the British held port because the port was harassing ships in port and attacked American interest.
1855, filibuster war- America was not officaly involved a well known politician named William Walker took 300 "colonist" to help fight the war because the U.S. remained natural but the colonist could do as they pleased.
1856, 2nd Opium war- Aided our French and English allies in THEIR war against China. Now we pause for some pissing contest with natives and Mexico asking for help in a few civil wars it had.
1898, Spanish-American war- Spain gets pissed we helped Cuba get independence.
1899, Philippine-American war- Philippines upset about the treat of Pairs revolt against the U.S. who at the time owned the area.
1910, Border war- American troops protecting American on the border from yet another Mexican civil war
1912, Negro Rebellion- Cuban army starts killing people and the U.S. puts a stop to it. For a while we would only be involved in putting down rebellions here and there in allied areas or colonies.
1917, WW1- We join the war towards the end to aid our allies. Followed by more civil wars and aiding European allies in their wars.
1945, WW2- Not our problem til togo attacks pearl harbor. We only declared war on Japan but German declared war on the U.S. so we declared war on them. After that we were slapping commies left and right all over the world because Europe was licking its wounds. Finally, the U.S. started slapping shit world wide because of all the assholes who hate the west.


#24 - noonelikesdan (01/03/2016) [-]
>Bloodiest wars in history
Yes true, it happened because of a thing called land borders. For instance.

"Hey you, king over there, I want to make my countries line go further into your countries line, lets make the peasants kill each other over it"

>America being the forerunner in a crisis

Well you're goddamn right, they cause the most mess they should clean them the fuck up. If they wern't so hungry for fucking oil then chances are all this shit in the middle east would never have existed.
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#34 - thebluedream (01/04/2016) [-]
We should have let the middle east be and the U.S., Mexico, and Canada could have watched the Euros beg Russia for oil.
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#58 - distortedflare (01/04/2016) [-]
America is one of the worst first world country in the world. This is not said out of hatred for America, or the American people but because you have for so long allowed your governments to rip the complete piss. You have SJW and feminists running rampant.

Your media can spout any crock of shit and people will believe. (granted that is similar in nearly every country but America have Fox news)

You have a populace where the average intelligence seems to drop a few IQ points every year.

You have a system where the rich can enjoy, leisure, health care and education whilst others suffer though poverty and end up working shitty jobs for shitty pay.

You have a system where collages and universities are a way to keep students in debt for life to turn a proffit.

Your government would rather spend countless billions on an army that is not only not required given the rest of the world combined still does not come close to the fire power you pack, even if you drastically cut down.

You are constantly vilified by the media as anyone not upper class is either a piece of shit living off of benefits or a piece of shit making an okay earning. Either way, every time government, education and so on feel they can fuck you over they rush to grab the big fat dildo that sees students having to relay on fucking tips because greedy bastards would rather save a few bucks and not have to pay minimum wage.

You have race riots and class wars all egged on by media and government.


Time and time again you have all at some point been fucked over by these war warmongering, selfish greedy pricks simply so they can fatten their own wallets. They send soldiers to die in war so they can get rich.

Your medical care system is a fucking joke. With the money and resources America could implement a far cheaper and affordable tax that would allow those unable to get insurances to afford healthcare. Obamacare was doomed to fail due to lack of planning and Obama being a twat about it.


Hell you even have people considering and determined to elect a fucking guy that is everything you should hate. A greedy racist, selfish man that would screw every single one of you over to see his wealth grow.

Do I hate America fuck no I love your enthusiasm and will to better yourself's and I respect that. I love the fact that you guys have such a diversity between each states so no two states feel the same.

I hate the fact that you guys get fucked over so much by your shitty government and then the rest of the world calls you guys the assholes and snobs when it is not your fault.

tl ;dr The american people are not the problem their government are pieces of shit though.
#44 - trollmobile (01/04/2016) [-]
"watch the euros beg russia for oil"
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#46 - thebluedream (01/04/2016) [-]
well except norway
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#59 - distortedflare (01/04/2016) [-]
Scotland also has oil.
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#66 - jii (01/04/2016) [-]
Given the number of African American gentleman in prison, I'm pretty sure theyr'e not one iota frightened of police officers
#25 - chukupowpow (01/03/2016) [-]
Easier
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#6 - kirton (01/03/2016) [-]
Well.. no problem i guess but you better not get used to this "non-borderline ecchi content"
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#3 - I felt it worked a lot better than castle Wallenstein, yes tec…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on How does this make you feel? +1
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#5 - iluvatar (01/03/2016) [-]
lel casul

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