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Date Signed Up:2/04/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#4 - Clearly no one here has heard of the heart attack grill in las vegas 01/11/2016 on Fucking leftyfags, get off... 0
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#2 - Fubuki best girl get that loli **** outa here  [+] (26 new replies) 01/10/2016 on (untitled) +194
#73 - aywrightinglish (01/11/2016) [-]
To be fair there isn't many girls either.
#52 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Tatsumaki is 28 years old, she's older than Fubuki and Saitama. Legal loli with great legs. KEEP THEM BOTH.
#38 - brobathehutt (01/11/2016) [-]
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#77 - cornellexplain (01/11/2016) [-]
Have you got the original to this? Fucking love it
#78 - brobathehutt (01/11/2016) [-]
#79 - cornellexplain (01/11/2016) [-]
thanks man
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#80 - brobathehutt (01/11/2016) [-]
NP Bae
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#20 - RyderSechrest (01/11/2016) [-]
#18 - chaoticlaw (01/11/2016) [-]
>not wanting to fuck both





Why are normies infecting my site.
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#76 - infinitereaper (01/11/2016) [-]
second
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#75 - hamjunks (01/11/2016) [-]
THIS GUY FUCKING GETS IT, NIGGA.
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#23 - murrlogic (01/11/2016) [-]
Says the same who wants to fuck Lesbian Space Loli Rocks.
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#28 - tapeworms (01/11/2016) [-]
Pearl isn't a loli.
#34 - bunner (01/11/2016) [-]
"lesbian space rocks" basically describes any gem character in steven universe
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#82 - mrfinnt (01/11/2016) [-]
>>#23, noone of them is loli. the smallest one, amathyst is if any midged. and peridot is not a gay spacerock. she is homophobic.
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#51 - thepizzadevourer (01/11/2016) [-]
What about Steven?
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#64 - bunner (01/11/2016) [-]
Well he is technically kind of his mother
And he likes Connie apparently
Depends how you look at it
#53 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
A gem is not the body you see, it is the rock that the body carries around. Steven has Rose's gem. It is part of his body. Steven IS Rose. Steven is his own goddamned mother. The same mother who made Pearl thirsty af for her.

Steven is a lesbian.

Stephen The Lesbian
#69 - bonlino (01/11/2016) [-]
never before have i loved an anon's reply. i especially love the 'evidence' to back up your statement. i wish i could give more thumbs.
#54 - thepizzadevourer (01/11/2016) [-]
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#15 - dreygur (01/11/2016) [-]
That's a correct opinion if I've ever seen one
#13 - rangerofthesea (01/10/2016) [-]
#9 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Mah nigga
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#11 - thechosentroll (01/10/2016) [-]
Good.
#12 - mikekinkaid (01/10/2016) [-]
#10 - No he didn't but we are no longer in ancient times and use the…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2016 on (untitled) +20
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#18 - greyhoundfd (01/10/2016) [-]
Yes, we should avoid using it on other civilized nations which equally understand that it is unacceptable. For those who truly do believe that revenge is the only basis of justice, who incite these actions because of their desire for unilateral power or revenge, you have to use the language of barbarism to assert your dominance, and remove their savagery over time until it is no longer needed.
#14 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
>lets not use eye for an eye
>lets just keep loosing our eyes while doing nothing its certainly better and more civilized = DDDDD

That's idiotic. Absolutely idiotic.

When it comes to your people dying eye for an eye is more than a good solution even if bleeding heart faggots like yourself or post #4 dislike it. This isn't some fucking story where the heroes save everyone or a shitty shooter video game where you go in, murder the terrorists and save the hostages. This is real life and in real life you have to do "morally questionable" things to survive or win. The world would have been far better and more efficient if we didn't have pansies like you pissing themselves over morals every two steps.
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#39 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/11/2016) [-]
russia could have taken action before they killed one of the members. Just saying.
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#19 - greyhoundfd (01/10/2016) [-]
You can actually link to specific posts by using two right arrows. E.G., >>#4
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#11 - thebenders (01/10/2016) [-]
We don't but sometimes we should, especially with people like this because they don't understand anything less
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#105 - TheOldOakTree (01/11/2016) [-]
РАЈТ АВЕЈ :Д:Д:ДДДД:Д
#2 - Now the questions stands, did the relative have anything to do…  [+] (18 new replies) 01/10/2016 on (untitled) +114
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#151 - cantexplain (01/11/2016) [-]
take one life, save 3. Ok so the one that was taken was innocent. The other 3 were probably innocent as well. Being a muslim relative makes you less likely to be abtucted, castrated and brutally murdered, than a Russian/American?European? That doesn't seem fair, and all muslim terrorists want is better treatment hue hue
#131 - alixdtkari (01/11/2016) [-]
You may be right but when the fate and future of whole country (Russia) is at stake there is no time to fuck around. The message is simple: We might shit on everything you love until you surrender (/release the prisoners/leave the city/etc), be it people that are related to you actions or not.
#84 - rickardur (01/11/2016) [-]
Answer: No. but the diplomats arent any military figure either. they're just russians.

So that means: "we" kill some russians to get our point across (this point can vary on many points)

Retaliation means: (for russians) Kill any and all people that relate to the people that kill the russians.

I see no harm here, It's both stupid and if you do it you end up cutting your own hand.
#78 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Its true, but thats the moral question, is it okay to harm innocents to save bloodshed further down the line?
Logic says yes, if killing thousands could save millions then it would only be logical, see Nagasaki and Hiroshima. But we also do have a self inflicted moral obligation to try and do it without these actions. The radicals probably wont change or ever go away, they'll keep splintering until they're all dead. Who is to know what is right.
#69 - adu (01/11/2016) [-]
"but in situations like this it usually ends with just the terrorist dead when U.S. operatives handle it."

People believe this statement?
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#71 - deathstare (01/11/2016) [-]
Considering all the innocents they kill in other lands are just "hostile militia", yeah, Americans believe it. Some dudes in a helicopter killed some guys with those photography cameras with big lenses, and called them "militia holding weapons"

They said they did not ride their vehicles over dead bodies, and you can clearly see tanks and humvees rolling over the dead in videos. They kill way more than the "bad guys", and just call them all baddies.
#80 - bann (01/11/2016) [-]
Pretty blanket statement to say "Americans" no? More or less "the western world".
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#89 - deathstare (01/11/2016) [-]
Call it what you will, but know that I speak of the US. It's accepted that the US is what people mean when they say Americans.
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#9 - thebenders (01/10/2016) [-]
Did the diplomats deserve to be kidnapped and one killed, no they did nothing, they were just as innocent as the family members
#64 - kalaark (01/11/2016) [-]
The diplomats knew what they were walking into. The job of a diplomat is to negotiate with potentially hostile nations. The diplomat didn't deserve it, but knew he wasn't choosing the safest job, either. The relative that was killed might not have had, or wanted to have, anything to do with the situation, but was rather targeted because of something out of control (being a relative to another man). Out of the two, I'd certainly say that the KGB are the ones who took the more inhumane action. To respect that because "Well, at least they were actually doing something!" is to disregard any right to being a civilized society. This is the case because it's not about whether or not the victim deserved it. Rather, it's about what we're willing and unwilling to do, for our own sake.
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#10 - thebluedream (01/10/2016) [-]
No he didn't but we are no longer in ancient times and use the eye for an eye system
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#18 - greyhoundfd (01/10/2016) [-]
Yes, we should avoid using it on other civilized nations which equally understand that it is unacceptable. For those who truly do believe that revenge is the only basis of justice, who incite these actions because of their desire for unilateral power or revenge, you have to use the language of barbarism to assert your dominance, and remove their savagery over time until it is no longer needed.
#14 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
>lets not use eye for an eye
>lets just keep loosing our eyes while doing nothing its certainly better and more civilized = DDDDD

That's idiotic. Absolutely idiotic.

When it comes to your people dying eye for an eye is more than a good solution even if bleeding heart faggots like yourself or post #4 dislike it. This isn't some fucking story where the heroes save everyone or a shitty shooter video game where you go in, murder the terrorists and save the hostages. This is real life and in real life you have to do "morally questionable" things to survive or win. The world would have been far better and more efficient if we didn't have pansies like you pissing themselves over morals every two steps.
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#39 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/11/2016) [-]
russia could have taken action before they killed one of the members. Just saying.
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#19 - greyhoundfd (01/10/2016) [-]
You can actually link to specific posts by using two right arrows. E.G., >>#4
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#11 - thebenders (01/10/2016) [-]
We don't but sometimes we should, especially with people like this because they don't understand anything less
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#3 - bloodrocutation (01/10/2016) [-]
the russians don't care about collateral damage
#24 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
just like the theater hostage crisis in moscow
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#5 - teegoogilycoffeeme (01/10/2016) [-]
same as always
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#48 - tapeworms (01/10/2016) [-]
I shouldn't have to go through that much effort to watch porn. It's called boundaries.
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#11 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
NCAA Wrestling National Championships Division 1 Anthony Robles vs. Matt McDonough (Full Match) One legged collegiate wrestler won the national championships a few years back at 125 lbs. If I remember right, the announcer said he could bench 325 lbs, he has that kind of muscle mass because he's missing a leg.
#9 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
You adapt. There's no such thing as a move with only one counter.
#4 - londontoedinburgh (01/10/2016) [-]
Learn to be a better fighter and overcome, or come second. Someone will learn to beat him eventually.
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#3 - weightedtemp (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm not sure you'll be able to convince anyone that missing an arm is ever a mentionable advantage
#10 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
You misunderestimate them. You misunderestimate them greatly.
People that run competitions tend to be gigantic pieces of shit.

Poor Little Tink Tink - Katt Williams: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
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#6 - crlmsonhazard (01/10/2016) [-]
it is if you dream of being in fetish porns
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#5 - Deavas (01/10/2016) [-]
in Dodgeball, they only had 4 players but still couldnt play because they needed 6
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#5 - buffalogriller (01/09/2016) [-]
maybe, we do not know his intentions. Hitting someone when they are down is not self defense. But yeah, the scene is pretty unclear. Maybe he was just trying to get back up, maybe he was attacking. idk.
#11 - doucheonmandic (01/10/2016) [-]
the 'don't go beyond self defense' only sounds good in your head, when you are calm and logical. if someone comes at you, they want you to be hurt and if you only knock them down on the floor once, it will only make them more angry and just want to hurt you more.
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#110 - emptysuperman (01/10/2016) [-]
Getting mugged/rapped/murdered is a risk I take when I walk to my car. How silly would it be if any of those were to happen society was like, "Oh, fuck, you were walking to car, mate. That's just the risk you take."?

What am I supposed to do? Never walk to my car? That's a dumb as a prospect as to say, "Never have sex again unless you want kids."
#48 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
The solution is allow men to opt out of child support within the legal abortion time. This would however mean that you do not have the legal rights of a father either. If a woman did not inform a man within the abortion time period then the man should still be able to opt out. If a man has reason to suspect a child is not his he should legally be allowed to test the child and opt out of child support. I guess this wouldn't solve everything but I think that's more fair
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#23 - Shorticus (01/10/2016) [-]
I agree that it sucks that men don't really get a choice. If there were a way to let a man carry the baby to term or have it grow outside of a person if the man wanted it and the women didn't then that'd be freaking awesome. Unfortunately, we don't live in that world yet. The problem is that you can't force someone to carry a child an dave it affect every part of their life for the next 7-9 months and put their life in danger.

I dunno, as long as people have sex with people who care about each other and themselves, coming to an agreement shouldn't be too hard to do.
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#145 - Shorticus (01/10/2016) [-]
I literally don't understand why I'm getting thumbed down. I never said men should always have to pay ore even mentioned it....I just stated that no one can force the woman to carry the baby to term and I wish there was a way for the man to keep the child if the woman didn't want it. That's it.
#44 - conniev (01/10/2016) [-]
First and foremost, no one forces them to do anything with the child. It' their choice to carry to term or not.

But Citrus hit you up on that already. Instead I want to go back to someone being forced to do something.

When an adult woman coerces, either through physical, verbal or emotional manipulation, a minor as young as 11 years of age into having sexual relations with them, becomes pregnant, carries the baby to term and then successfully sues the child, who was raped by said woman, into paying child support, where is the fairness in that? That this young boy will have to grow up a rape victim, something that will affect him for the rest of his life, now has to be further victimised, completely legally at that, by having first his innocence and privacy, but now his money and livelihood stripped from him until the day his child becomes an adult.

You think that is fair? Because the woman carried the child for nine months? When her victim is going to no doubt have relationship and trust issues for the rest of his life? That there is a fair chance he will develop Borderline Personality Disorder( www.helpguide.org/articles/personality-disorders/borderline-personality-disorder.htm ) as a result, which will make his life even harder?

That, as no doubt someone will reply to this and prove, there will be people who absolutely refuse to take the idea of him being a rape victim seriously, that tell him to suck it up and move one?

Oh but hey, what with men's successful suicide rates already being higher than womens, and their mental and emotional health constantly being marginalised, especially when it's rape accusations, I can totally understand how nine months of pregnancy is a completely and totally valid argument.

Next time a boy is raped I guess he should put a condom on, right?
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#103 - Shorticus (01/10/2016) [-]
I obviously wasn't referring to rape. Grow up.
#107 - conniev (01/10/2016) [-]
See but here's the real nasty part there. The above is the worst case scenario. But you've got women intentionally putting holes in condoms, lying about their birth control, or liqouring people up so that they can't make a proper decision and/or control what their doing in a proper means.

These things happen, and have happened on more than just a handful of occasions, so instead of running from the problem at hand and demanding I 'grow up' why don't you actually sit the fuck down and think through some of the real issues that can lead to the entrapment of someone?

That and you still haven't addressed the fact that a woman(in a first world country where they fully have that freedom of choice) is never actually forced to carry a child.

Going even further past that, you said this-

as long as people have sex with people who care about each other and themselves, coming to an agreement shouldn't be too hard to do.

-But do you have any idea how many abusive relationships there are out there, for the man or the woman, emotionally or physically.

But again, if you're only argument is women CHOOSE to carry the baby then men should be forced to pay. Because clearly that makes sense.

That's like saying if I choose not to work for the rest of my life you should have to pay for me. Makes no sense.
#121 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
when a man gets a woman drunk to sleep with her you guys say it's regret not rape. it's always "well she made the choice to drink"
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#130 - ninjeh (01/10/2016) [-]
Bait much? you've seen the poster(even though you're anon and wont reply) "If a man and a woman have drunken sex(both drink by their own choice, no one making another drunk), then it's the man's responsibility, if the woman regrets it she can call rape and he WILL be prosecuted.

A woman gets a man drunk and gets his sperm to get a baby off him to leech off him? ITS THE MANS FAULT FOR GETTING DRUNK AND TURNED ON

Yahoo also might not be a place to look for stuff like this, but I've seen a post of a person( I assume a woman, unless trolling) asking if there's a way she could make her male neighbour who babysitted her kids to pay child support because he "assumed a fatherly role" by babysitting them.

shit's nasty and so are you.
#147 - conniev (01/11/2016) [-]
What it is Ninjeh is that they have no argument base, so they only go after the small pieces they think they can win against, but missing the rest of the post means everyone knows they're failing anyway.
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#28 - citruslord (01/10/2016) [-]
Men and women do not get an equal say in the matter, so coming to an agreement isn't always fair, especially when the one party has as much power as they do.

The issue I see with the argument that you can't force a woman to carry it to term, or that it's their choice, is that they really aren't held to the same standard as men. They have a world of choices before they have sex, as do men. When two adults consent to having sex, they both accept the possibility of a child. With or without contraceptive use, you do so with the understanding that there are risks involved.

Except only one party is ever expected to be responsible for their actions and the consequences thereof.
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#31 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/10/2016) [-]
they don't get equal say because they don't get equal pain/responsibility when it comes to getting the child into the world. Yes men have to pay child support but the mother takes time off work to birth it, pays the hospital bills, takes weeks to heal, deals with sore breasts from milk production. Men suffer literally zero side effects besides the fact that they have to pay. And even then, the woman is covering the bills for the child too. And some men never pay.
#111 - conniev (01/10/2016) [-]
See comments 44 and 107.
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#36 - citruslord (01/10/2016) [-]
True, But again, all of that is 100% avoidable. Just because it is worse for one party, doesn't justify the complete lack of responsibility that seems to be given/sought after.
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#122 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/10/2016) [-]
you act like getting an abortion is all fun and dandy, that's painful and invasive.
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#138 - citruslord (01/10/2016) [-]
Forgive me for not feeling pity for a procedure that's completely optional.
Also, pain pills and anesthetics are a thing.
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#141 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/10/2016) [-]
you said birth was avoidable, this is the route besides birth, anesthetics aren't offered during abortion and they recommend you don't take pain medication because it thins your blood and during an abortion you bleed a lot (it basically forces a misscarriage and the uterus has to shed the placenta etc.)
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#143 - citruslord (01/10/2016) [-]
I said pregnancy was avoidable.
And either way, discomfort or no, it's all optional.
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#3 - platinumaltaria (01/09/2016) [-]
Women also know the risk of having sex and are allowed abortion...
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#18 - jokexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
He's a giant softy. But most of what you see is fur; get him wet, and he looks like a whippet.
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#2 - luderudecrude (01/10/2016) [-]
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#14 - crlmsonhazard (01/10/2016) [-]
Yes, didnt you watch the video? he was needlessly harming those poor women
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#6 - wltwitch (01/09/2016) [-]
It's probably her bf who's getting his ass beat.
#3 - buffalogriller (01/09/2016) [-]
To be fair, that was beyond self defense.
#13 - rickardur (01/10/2016) [-]
so you'd expect a texan to shoot you in the foot if you trespass on his territory.
#10 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Fuck "beyond self defense".

If someone comes at you with the intent of harming you, beat the absolute tar out of them if you can.

They have no right to hurt you, the one body you'll ever get, and put your health at risk and possibly kill you. The act of attacking someone over something so stupid is the ultimate disrespect to your person.

I have one life, and someone attempting to hurt me and possibly end it by accident over fast food deserves every bit of the beating they receive.
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#7 - rangerofthesea (01/09/2016) [-]
he kept getting up. shouldve stayed down if he didnt want to get hit again
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#4 - thebluedream (01/09/2016) [-]
Not really the way that guy was going at him it looked like he intended to do something similar, but also an attacker should be prepared to face not only equal force but greater in retaliation.
#5 - buffalogriller (01/09/2016) [-]
maybe, we do not know his intentions. Hitting someone when they are down is not self defense. But yeah, the scene is pretty unclear. Maybe he was just trying to get back up, maybe he was attacking. idk.
#11 - doucheonmandic (01/10/2016) [-]
the 'don't go beyond self defense' only sounds good in your head, when you are calm and logical. if someone comes at you, they want you to be hurt and if you only knock them down on the floor once, it will only make them more angry and just want to hurt you more.
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#234 - brothergrimm (01/10/2016) [-]
It's what we do
#99 - neokun (01/10/2016) [-]
Can't go wrong with more porn.
#128 - mondprinzessin (01/10/2016) [-]
especially porn that we wanted
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#98 - thesinful (01/10/2016) [-]
So easy a cave man could do her.
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#269 - jeffthellamaking (01/10/2016) [-]
And he has.
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#115 - kwag (01/10/2016) [-]
HA
#66 - switchctiws (01/10/2016) [-]
That's probably the most poetic thing I've ever heard.
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