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#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on Boba Fett 0
#3 - dndxplain (12/23/2015) [-]
#1 - Ahhh life of pi the movie about happy little animals and wonde…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Pie 0
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#3 - lathyrusvii (12/23/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, what? Can you extrapolate? I never watched the movie, nor read the book, but I'm about to because what you said sounds metal as hell.
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#6 - lathyrusvii (12/23/2015) [-]
elaborate,* jackass
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#7 - lathyrusvii (12/23/2015) [-]
don't call me a jackass, you double jackass
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#8 - lathyrusvii (12/23/2015) [-]
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#4 - thebluedream (12/23/2015) [-]
He tells the story about how he travels with a bunch of animals, it starts with a zebra, tiger , orangutan, and a hyena. The Hyena kills the zebra and orangutan and the tiger in turn kills the hyena. later he comes to a magical island populated by millions of meerkats and what not. Later he is rescued and the tiger leaves him. The guy he is telling the story calls BS, so he tells the story as it is the hyena, tiger, orangutan , and zebra are actually his mother and some crew members. The one represented by the hyena killed two the crew members for food and was going to kill the boy and rape his mother. His mother represented by the tiger kills him first but she later dies. After hearing telling that story he pretty much says the other version is just a lot nicer.
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#5 - lathyrusvii (12/23/2015) [-]
jfc.
#2 - Apparently smash doesn't 12/22/2015 on Who gives a hoot about snakes +5
#2 - still not entirely shore what this show is about  [+] (8 new replies) 12/22/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#30 - recoveryone (12/23/2015) [-]
Child of Dragon Ball Z and Harry Potter created by the guys that made Red vs Blue.
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#24 - roflstorm (12/23/2015) [-]
Everything is a gun and the fights are better than the entire show
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#21 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Don't worry, the story is mostly added to add context between fights anyway.
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#20 - dagold (12/23/2015) [-]
gunchucks
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#18 - superiorcheerio (12/23/2015) [-]
EVERYTHING IS A GUN
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#12 - thesunpraiser (12/23/2015) [-]
Cute girls killing slightly less cute monsters.
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#8 - Einsty (12/22/2015) [-]
Technomagics and girls with giant weapons
#7 - Not at this exact moment on my phone, I am sitting at the a bo… 12/22/2015 on At pet stores 0
#1 - Not salty but Bayonetta was not my first choice. I would have …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on the salt. 0
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#21 - ayumu (12/23/2015) [-]
Problem is F-Zero is dead
#18 - wagastragas (12/23/2015) [-]
Viewtiful Joe, Wonder Red, Amaterasu
#1 - That pretty much sums how I adopted my rats  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on At pet stores 0
#6 - secretmouse (12/22/2015) [-]
Aw, rats! I love those little guys; had some around when I was a kid, and one after growing up had to give him away, though, after housing complications. ... I'd love to get a couple, but I've got to wait until I have a better housing situation.

Any photos of your rats?
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#7 - thebluedream (12/22/2015) [-]
Not at this exact moment on my phone, I am sitting at the a booth at the moment but here in a bit I can get to my computer that has some
#4 - Some of these are set up as real numbers though, with real are… 12/22/2015 on If a man wants your number +1
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#22 - let me try to explain it simply and briefly as possible: Gargo… 12/22/2015 on Motherfucking WHAT +7
#12 - Oh daddy never gave you a loan so that is what has stopped you…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2015 on (untitled) +12
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#24 - thegoblingamer (12/22/2015) [-]
You obviously have a chip on your shoulder and are putting words in my mouth. I wasn't complaining about me not being rich. I'm upper middle class and blessed as fuck. I don't want to make millions or be rich, it's never been my style. I don't have the conquest mindset for that.
I'm just saying that making money is way easier if you come from money. It's why old money exists. You can spread out investments easily and do nothing but grow while being safe as fuck.
#38 - abortionclinic (12/22/2015) [-]
Weak man. You need to use better bait.

You're just using excuses for being stupid.
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#43 - thegoblingamer (12/22/2015) [-]
Oh yea, someone putting words in my mouth is me baiting, bruh.
Take this site less seriously, duder.
#10 - one the "oh he is rich and when you are rich doing everyt…  [+] (19 new replies) 12/22/2015 on (untitled) +23
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#41 - wacemindu (12/22/2015) [-]
Skill as a businessman??

Trump received a rather large start up loan from his father that had earned millions in real estate. What did field did trump decide to go and start off in? Real estate, land his father had all ready well and truly tilled for him. Hardly difficult business... in fact in the late 80's trumps other businesses declared bankruptcy, the only thing that stopped trump becoming personally bankrupt was the huge ammount of debt he had managed to accrue, to put it another way trump owed so much money it wasn't in the banks interest for him to go bankrupt. He then fell back on existing real estate income and "trump" name branded items... Donald trump is as clever a business man as kim kardasian or Katey Price. Infact I think someone could probably argue kate price is much more fucking impressive.


A fucking huge chunk of donald trump's Billions is simply in line with inflation!! Meaning He could have shoved his inheritance in a bank and still be worth near enough the same as he is today... that's exactly how fucking impressive his business career is. Yes he didn't squander it away on crack and alcohol like some... But he certainly isn't the miraculous business mogul you seem to be portraying.
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#11 - thegoblingamer (12/22/2015) [-]
So true since I never had a small loan from my daddy. You right.
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#14 - frozo (12/22/2015) [-]
If I gave you a million dollars right now, could you replicate the success that Donald Trump did?

While a million dollars is a substantial figure, it is ridiculously easy to waste that much. Most people, around 90%, would.
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#42 - wacemindu (12/22/2015) [-]
see comment #41
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#21 - thegoblingamer (12/22/2015) [-]
With a dad as successful as Trump's father? Fuckyea I could. I could do it without being a bigot as well.
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#23 - lotengo (12/22/2015) [-]
No you cant.
With a dad as successful as Trump's father, and that kind of money at your disposal you would probably end up like Jeb
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#65 - nywrestler (12/22/2015) [-]
Trump had a higher net worth than his father did when he died.
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#25 - thegoblingamer (12/22/2015) [-]
This is America, I can do and be whatever I want, motherfucker. Who are you to tell me otherwise, communist/socialist parasite?
#54 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
You are incredibly vain bro. I hope you're trolling, for your sake.
#72 - asotil (12/22/2015) [-]
>When you're trolling is so shit anon calls you out
#15 - azzajack (12/22/2015) [-]
This is exactly what others don't understand. Trump was loaned a million and made billions, most people start with 20k and are now at -$80k lol
#73 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
He was loaned five million, adjusted for inflation.

He also got one of the best education money could buy, financial advisors, family contacts, a constant safety net, an incredibly, dare I say it, privileged upbringing.

No, it's not impressive in the slightest.
#35 - autoxx (12/22/2015) [-]
Didn't he make a LOT by abusing the bankruptcy laws?
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#12 - thebluedream (12/22/2015) [-]
Oh daddy never gave you a loan so that is what has stopped you from playing easy mode for the road to riches? Oh I am so sorry, damn I just assumed every rich person had a loan! No, seriously Trump earned his money with help from a million dollar loan that could have easily been a million dollar debt. However, there are wealthy people who started with jack shit and are now some of the wealthiest people on earth. Quit using the "I was not born with a silver spoon in my mouth" excuse for shit
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#24 - thegoblingamer (12/22/2015) [-]
You obviously have a chip on your shoulder and are putting words in my mouth. I wasn't complaining about me not being rich. I'm upper middle class and blessed as fuck. I don't want to make millions or be rich, it's never been my style. I don't have the conquest mindset for that.
I'm just saying that making money is way easier if you come from money. It's why old money exists. You can spread out investments easily and do nothing but grow while being safe as fuck.
#38 - abortionclinic (12/22/2015) [-]
Weak man. You need to use better bait.

You're just using excuses for being stupid.
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#43 - thegoblingamer (12/22/2015) [-]
Oh yea, someone putting words in my mouth is me baiting, bruh.
Take this site less seriously, duder.
#13 - To be perfectly honest Bethesda games are not that great in ge… 12/22/2015 on Unpopular opinion? +3
#8 - Ya, know people sit here and go on about how Trump is twit who…  [+] (30 new replies) 12/22/2015 on (untitled) +48
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#40 - bobsagget (12/22/2015) [-]
if trump had taken that million dollars and stuck it in a capital gains account instead of using it as startup, he'd have 6 times as much money as he does. so tell me again how smart he is with money lol
#56 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
So he has 4 billion as his networth now.
You're saying if he used a capital gains account scheme, which means that he would have a special bank account that you only put money in from the sale of property (known as capital gains) and the money in that account is not taxed because it is used to buy or construct more properties. First off that's fucking retarded Trump would not have made 24 billion doing that, taxes did not take that much out of him.
Secondly you can't just invest money in a capital gains account, it has to actually be money from the sale of real estate. Did you mean something else instead of capital gains?
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#75 - bobsagget (12/22/2015) [-]
considering the money he had was from the sale of real-estate, that's where i was getting capital gains. I did in fact mean index funds, but thats not the point. he'd have earned about 22 billion from the index fund. or roughly 6 times 4 billion.
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#51 - kharmelion (12/22/2015) [-]
FJ, where being right gets red thumbs
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#60 - dwraith (12/22/2015) [-]
Because he's wrong.

Trump is worth over 4 billion dollars right now. I don't know exactly when he got the loan, but I'm going to guess not more than 40 years ago.

So, let's do some math. If he started out and immediately invested that money in a savings account, then what bobsagget is saying is, and this is just to get to his current net worth, that he would have to get returns of over 100 million dollars a year. On a 1 million dollar initial investment.

In order to get the number that our friend up there is suggesting, the bank would have to be giving him an average of 600 million dollars a year for the privilege of holding his money. I don't know a lot of banks with 60,000% average interest rates.
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#76 - kharmelion (12/23/2015) [-]
Implying a $1m startup
Topkek m8
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#77 - dwraith (12/23/2015) [-]
"if trump had taken that million dollars and stuck it in a capital gains account instead of using it as startup" - bobsagget

I'm using the information stated. My math stands.
#36 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
well technically he didn't just get the money, he also got a slew of contacts with wealthy investers, loyal groups of veteran emplyees, a high family reputation of being good in business, experienced advisors for any time he had a difficult decision and more. even if it was only a tenth of the money he probably would still have been a success
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#9 - thegoblingamer (12/22/2015) [-]
"could have easily of squandered that money"
Yea, totally. Give him credit for not being a complete fucking idiot who dies on super easy mode.
#20 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
You would have squandered the money, in all likelihood. It's very easy to spend money, and very hard to make it grow.
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#10 - thebluedream (12/22/2015) [-]
one the "oh he is rich and when you are rich doing everything is easy" types? Seriously, even if you had more money than god running a business is not easy because if it was even idiots like you could do it. Did he have an advantage with all that money? Sure he did but that was it the rest he did himself, his education and skill as a business man.
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#41 - wacemindu (12/22/2015) [-]
Skill as a businessman??

Trump received a rather large start up loan from his father that had earned millions in real estate. What did field did trump decide to go and start off in? Real estate, land his father had all ready well and truly tilled for him. Hardly difficult business... in fact in the late 80's trumps other businesses declared bankruptcy, the only thing that stopped trump becoming personally bankrupt was the huge ammount of debt he had managed to accrue, to put it another way trump owed so much money it wasn't in the banks interest for him to go bankrupt. He then fell back on existing real estate income and "trump" name branded items... Donald trump is as clever a business man as kim kardasian or Katey Price. Infact I think someone could probably argue kate price is much more fucking impressive.


A fucking huge chunk of donald trump's Billions is simply in line with inflation!! Meaning He could have shoved his inheritance in a bank and still be worth near enough the same as he is today... that's exactly how fucking impressive his business career is. Yes he didn't squander it away on crack and alcohol like some... But he certainly isn't the miraculous business mogul you seem to be portraying.
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#11 - thegoblingamer (12/22/2015) [-]
So true since I never had a small loan from my daddy. You right.
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#14 - frozo (12/22/2015) [-]
If I gave you a million dollars right now, could you replicate the success that Donald Trump did?

While a million dollars is a substantial figure, it is ridiculously easy to waste that much. Most people, around 90%, would.
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#42 - wacemindu (12/22/2015) [-]
see comment #41
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#21 - thegoblingamer (12/22/2015) [-]
With a dad as successful as Trump's father? Fuckyea I could. I could do it without being a bigot as well.
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#23 - lotengo (12/22/2015) [-]
No you cant.
With a dad as successful as Trump's father, and that kind of money at your disposal you would probably end up like Jeb
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#65 - nywrestler (12/22/2015) [-]
Trump had a higher net worth than his father did when he died.
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#25 - thegoblingamer (12/22/2015) [-]
This is America, I can do and be whatever I want, motherfucker. Who are you to tell me otherwise, communist/socialist parasite?
#54 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
You are incredibly vain bro. I hope you're trolling, for your sake.
#72 - asotil (12/22/2015) [-]
>When you're trolling is so shit anon calls you out
#15 - azzajack (12/22/2015) [-]
This is exactly what others don't understand. Trump was loaned a million and made billions, most people start with 20k and are now at -$80k lol
#73 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
He was loaned five million, adjusted for inflation.

He also got one of the best education money could buy, financial advisors, family contacts, a constant safety net, an incredibly, dare I say it, privileged upbringing.

No, it's not impressive in the slightest.
#35 - autoxx (12/22/2015) [-]
Didn't he make a LOT by abusing the bankruptcy laws?
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#12 - thebluedream (12/22/2015) [-]
Oh daddy never gave you a loan so that is what has stopped you from playing easy mode for the road to riches? Oh I am so sorry, damn I just assumed every rich person had a loan! No, seriously Trump earned his money with help from a million dollar loan that could have easily been a million dollar debt. However, there are wealthy people who started with jack shit and are now some of the wealthiest people on earth. Quit using the "I was not born with a silver spoon in my mouth" excuse for shit
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#24 - thegoblingamer (12/22/2015) [-]
You obviously have a chip on your shoulder and are putting words in my mouth. I wasn't complaining about me not being rich. I'm upper middle class and blessed as fuck. I don't want to make millions or be rich, it's never been my style. I don't have the conquest mindset for that.
I'm just saying that making money is way easier if you come from money. It's why old money exists. You can spread out investments easily and do nothing but grow while being safe as fuck.
#38 - abortionclinic (12/22/2015) [-]
Weak man. You need to use better bait.

You're just using excuses for being stupid.
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#43 - thegoblingamer (12/22/2015) [-]
Oh yea, someone putting words in my mouth is me baiting, bruh.
Take this site less seriously, duder.
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#5 - selongb (12/22/2015) [-]
which is sad considering it is a minority that has caused the majority of muslims to come under fire.
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#3 - mindyourownbusines (12/22/2015) [-]
Miss Universe. Steve Harvey announced the wrong girl as winner, but after they crowned her he said he screwed up, so they made a crown swap.
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#5 - weightedtemp (12/22/2015) [-]
Fuck Steve Harvey
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#9 - froot (12/22/2015) [-]
It wasn't his fault. He was reading from a teleprompter. Santino Rice, an ex-judge of Miss Universe, called it out as it was happening. The presenter uses a teleprompter, and Rice is very certain that this was no mistake. He feels as though they deliberately humiliated Miss Colombia as a publicity stunt. He's also predicting now that Colombia will win for real next year.

To be honest, I agree with Santino.
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#15 - weightedtemp (12/25/2015) [-]
I just now saw this, but for what reason would they do that? Honestly? That's horrible but still, fuck Steve Harvey. I just don't like him
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#16 - froot (12/25/2015) [-]
It all boils down to publicity. No one really was paying attention to the pageant until that
#6 - mindyourownbusines (12/22/2015) [-]
Steve Harvey dindunuffin. Really thought, yeah, it sucks pretty bad.
#11 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
looks like he can do that on tv
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