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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 20 |
| Steam Profile: | genralnewbiew |
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| X-box Gamertag: | SnottierBird15 |
| PSN: | Captnewb |
| Interests: | Horticulture, firearms, gaming, and other shit |
| Date Signed Up: | 2/04/2015 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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latest user's comments
| #5 - New series coming out relating to post eclipse [+] (1 new reply) | 12/29/2015 on All Aboard The Hype Boat | +2 |
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| #4 - The **** you think this is 4Chan, we are not into that … [+] (1 new reply) | 12/29/2015 on Final thanks | +21 |
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anon (12/30/2015) [-] Believing people have the right to euthanasia in these situations doesn't make them fucked up. Forcing people to continue living in these circumstances because you think it's wrong is fucked up. | ||
| #1 - well depending on which my names I go with. Darth Licec … | 12/29/2015 on Sith lords are people too | 0 |
| #4 - So wait Samuel L Jackson wanted the terrorist to be white? [+] (1 new reply) | 12/29/2015 on What a piece of shit | +3 |
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| #12 - Huh so this is an alternate universe where everyone in smallvi… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/29/2015 on Superman-American Alien 1 | 0 |
| i think this is just a more realistic version of clark growing up i mean logically he's growing up in a small town so of course a lot of people would know that he's an alien | ||
| #2 - Would have made a gif but got lazy, so if anyone else wants to | 12/29/2015 on Berserk Chapter 343:... | +1 |
| #15 - wat the actual **** | 12/29/2015 on Lewd? | +3 |
| #1 - some spine tingling **** son | 12/29/2015 on close your eyes as it crashes | +1 |
| #1 - Picture | 12/29/2015 on Goku is... | 0 |
| #1 - your son was so deeply invested, I was afraid he was gonna fal… [+] (6 new replies) | 12/29/2015 on Siblings Find Out The Truth | +91 |
| Yeah, the 2 kids in the video are siblings. Presumably a parent is recording them. What's with the air quotes? #36 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] No, the title makes it seem they are the OPs siblings. It would be pointless otherwise #39 -
anon (12/31/2015) [-] OP here, unfortunately I don't think I made the title clear enough. I am in fact their older brother, I'm 21, and they are 9 and 5. My mistake, I apologize. | ||
| #1 - Clearly he is a druid [+] (1 new reply) | 12/29/2015 on wat? | +33 |
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| #1 - now he can finally have that fight with god....oh wait he is g… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/29/2015 on RIP Ian Kilmister | +4 |
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| #1 - true hero to the people | 12/29/2015 on What would you do if you... | +1 |
| #3 - Truly, this girl I was seeing a while back did not even grasp … [+] (6 new replies) | 12/28/2015 on (untitled) | +21 |
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anon (12/29/2015) [-] Uhh, no. Apparently you're right up there with his girlfriend when it comes to having no idea how to make soup. You use raw meat and bones. It's better to use raw chicken I'm pretty sure. Leftovers have lot of the flavors already cooked into them. Boil chicken in salty water and the water cooked the meat on the bone and the flavor goes right into the soup. Whenever I made homemade chicken noodle soup, that's what I do. #71 -
theinternetwizard (12/29/2015) [-] Strange. Here we use the bones from the chicken, or other animal, to boil it into what i think you call stock. But what we also do is that when you fry the meat, especially in the oven, there is a lot of liquid from the meat left in the pan. And we use that in the sauce. Delicious delicious sauce For sure. It's not like using raw meat is the only way to go either. There are a thousand ways of skinning a cat, as the saying goes, and most chefs are far less uppity about how to prepare things (whether to prepare dishes the classic way or the gourmet way or a modern risky way) as long as the end result is tasty. | ||
| #1 - Just when I thought spiders could not be anymore creepy and ni… | 12/28/2015 on Spider has mutated | +3 |
| #12 - This is some sort of super fetish. Incest, pedo, MILF, gender … [+] (1 new reply) | 12/28/2015 on Stevonnie's Nightmare Hospital | +44 |
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| #2 - Do grade schools even have attics? [+] (1 new reply) | 12/28/2015 on Commitment | 0 |
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| #5 - blah blah America is bad because we give test and exams to eve… | 12/27/2015 on Japanese Schools | +3 |
| #6 - Did I miss something? Did something happen in a recent issue? … [+] (1 new reply) | 12/27/2015 on Debate in the comments you... | 0 |
| #2 - rest of Europe's face when German talks about retaking borders [+] (10 new replies) | 12/27/2015 on Germany has Border Issues? | +123 |
| It won't end as badly as last time When the germans walk past the french defenses we can just walk home through the tunnel Hey just think, if another holocaust happened they might be called hero's if they kill the right people. Who do you know will stop Germany from liberating itself and other EU countries? and who the fuck would report the concentration camps? | ||
| #1 - I wouldnt mind a movie based on the adventures of the Tusken Raiders | 12/27/2015 on Middle Eastern Star Wars | +1 |
| #6 - Was that a bunch naked Germans? [+] (4 new replies) | 12/27/2015 on Inside out | +19 |
| It's not that gay. I mean....not too gay. Yeah, it's kinda gay. But it's a good song. Rammstein the most gay you can ever get but still be 100% heterosexual | ||
| #3 - So you're telling me that if I ignored pain and what not I cou… [+] (16 new replies) | 12/27/2015 on Zombies | +6 |
| Its not about the pain Its your brain saying "nah son you cant do that" You cant really ignore it, but if you didnt have that blocker you probably could punch through a man's ribcage And shatter your own arm in the process Some guy did an experiment in which he thought hard about his kids being under a car (and in danger), and he ended up flipping the car on his own. Humans are quite strong, our brains are just like "Nah man, you'll fuck up your body by doing that" 99% of the time, and only "lets go" when there's an emergency. This is also why it takes so many people to restrain people who go crazy. In basic training, the rule of thumb was one man per limb. So that's 4 people to restrain one man. #8 -
lorinthium (12/27/2015) [-] i dont think theres anyway to conciously remove the limit but to give an example, biting off one of your fingers would be as easy as eating a carrot but the mind wont let you. The mind limits you to 65% physical strength,which training can inc to about 80%, but fear and pressure "unlock" that limit and depending on how intense the emmotion its been shown to improve someones strength well over 100% of their best known strength although only shortly. we're a lazy species and our brain would prefer to keep it that way, and exceeding our limit is dangerous and can cause us to break our own bones from the force we use. A rock climber had gotten pinned beneath a 1200 lb boulder and was sliding down a slope off a cliff. His brain basically said "okay, let's do this shit" and he used his muscles at their maximum capacity. It caused his muscles to just about rip off the bone and cause serious injury to himself. If we use our muscles at 100% capacity, we can seriously injure ourselves. Our brain knows that, so it doesn't let us do that save for life or death situations, and even then that's a maybe. thank you for posting the strength limit proof even when i was too lazy to do it myself. #21 -
anon (12/27/2015) [-] no matter how many times u see the "fact" on the internet that biting off your finger is as easy as a carrot doesnt make it anymore true. please use some common sense before spewing bullshit. it really makes the rest of your comment seem wrong even if it isnt. in all honesty there is no definite proof because we have no way to remove that limit completely that's humane, but that being said majority (including the professionals not just the unknowing populus) believe it's true. there are many cases of where people have bitten off their own fingers but they admit its hard but they did it with the limit on so it'd make sense that it'd be alot easier without the limit, for example as easy as eating a carrot (raw). so it's not definite but if its not that easy it'd only be a little harder if at all. #26 -
anon (12/27/2015) [-] and i also like the way you are talking big science but dont ever back your points with sources, even after you have been replied to. you say this but neither are you lol im a lazy person just like my brain if you want proof go look it up, i just like surfing fj and commenting occasionally. #25 -
anon (12/27/2015) [-] im not talking about the biting of fingers. im talking about how u can compare a finger to a carrot. how would a finger, which has tendons, chewy meat, and bones, ever be compared to a carrot? just use ur head and u can tell that eating a carrot and biting a finger are much different, and one is significantly harder than the other to do, brain limit or not. raw carrots are hard but theyre no harder than bones, however the thin bones in your hand are easy to snap due to being long and thin, so like a carrot when you bite it you feel the tension and it bends then you get that satisfying snap, a finger bone would react the same way. however if you bit the knuckle it would be way harder to do since the bones thiker there. The only thing that would make the long finger bone harder to bite off than biting a carrot is like you said the muscle and skin, but there is far less of that around fingers than most body parts and it would compare to an extremely thin slice of meat which shouldn't add much difficulty. I remember a story of a guy suffering a cranial injury and his jaw got locked up so they had to use a crowbar to open up his jaw. He ded also | ||
| #5 - It seems most celebs should be grateful they are blessed with … [+] (2 new replies) | 12/27/2015 on Stealing Land | +3 |
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| #6 - >Simply, because Vader turned did not mean the force had ba… | 12/26/2015 on Force Awakens | -2 |

