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Age: 18
Date Signed Up:12/24/2011
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User avatar #174 - theblondefetus (10/20/2013) [+] (29 replies)
stickied by theblondefetus
User avatar #162 - stuffandotherstuff ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
stickied
I guess you're a ******
User avatar #223 - Nine (03/13/2014) [-]
How do you know your blonde, if your a fetus?
User avatar #224 to #223 - theblondefetus (03/13/2014) [-]
They had me tested as an embryo when they were installing the wifi
#221 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
<3 good to know someone does
User avatar #222 to #221 - theblondefetus (02/27/2014) [-]
Wait what?
User avatar #220 - Ohforf ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #219 - wishiluis (02/26/2014) [-]
I believe you're on my "You are a ****** " list.
User avatar #218 - lurkerlarry (02/26/2014) [-]
My sources tell me that you're a ****** .
#215 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
you should post a picture of your dick after the incident
User avatar #216 to #215 - theblondefetus (02/16/2014) [-]
I wish I would've taken a picture after it happened. Would've been useful now
User avatar #164 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points m8?
User avatar #165 to #164 - theblondefetus (07/31/2013) [-]
Yes, I do

I occasionally start playing items then after a week or so realize I'm wasting my time and give everything away. That happens about once every month or so, so I hang on to them
User avatar #166 to #165 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
oh boy.
#161 - xsolicitedsilkx (07/27/2013) [-]
Sorry, but you're a ****** .
User avatar #160 - kukhode (07/27/2013) [-]
you're a ******
User avatar #154 - bible (07/15/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

Si Senor, link as promised
User avatar #158 to #154 - theblondefetus (07/15/2013) [-]
They're just too ******* ugly, I can't do it
User avatar #156 to #154 - theblondefetus (07/15/2013) [-]
One of those does not look like it's always been a woman
User avatar #157 to #156 - theblondefetus (07/15/2013) [-]
The other looks like a monkey
User avatar #155 to #154 - theblondefetus (07/15/2013) [-]
Let's do this.
#153 - theblondefetus (07/13/2013) [-]
Hello there, user viewing my profile

You should reply to this

Please?

I'm lonely
#209 to #153 - InfiniteFetus (01/03/2014) [-]
There's no need to feel lonely knowing there's family here with you!
#211 to #210 - InfiniteFetus (01/03/2014) [-]
I thought his mouth was his other ear so he had this weird bump on the top of his head, like he was the deformed one that couldn't join the pile.
#145 to #144 - theblondefetus (05/26/2013) [-]
The fetus you are trying to reach is currently unavailable, as he in not online often now and only came on today for a moment while he was looking up something for Fallout 3.

Please leave another comment stating your business and he will reply at his earliest convenience.

*beep*

P.s. Derpy is best pone
#147 to #146 - theblondefetus (06/01/2013) [-]
That's exactly how it works ******
#142 - theblondefetus (05/17/2013) [-]
**theblondefetus rolls 715** I should shoot myself
#139 - theblondefetus (05/10/2013) [-]
test
test
#140 to #139 - theblondefetus (05/10/2013) [-]
Maybe....
Maybe....
#141 to #140 - theblondefetus (05/10/2013) [-]
YEESSSSS!!!!
YEESSSSS!!!!
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#123 to #102 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Do it then!
Do it then!
#124 to #123 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#126 to #124 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Building a plan for life and having a smooth butt   
   
Productive day
Building a plan for life and having a smooth butt

Productive day
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#128 to #127 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh god   
   
anus cuts
Oh god

anus cuts
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User avatar #132 to #131 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Yeah..it was like a month ago

I've healed, no noticeable scar either
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User avatar #134 to #133 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Believe me, I'm going to be a lot more careful with my dick now
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User avatar #136 to #135 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Done anything stupid with your dick lately?
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User avatar #138 to #137 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Boooooring

Do something adventurous with it
#103 to #102 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
All naturally hairless except for...er...directly around the hole, saldy
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#105 to #104 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
I would, but I really don't know how to be honest
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User avatar #107 to #106 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Eh, I'm doing okay. I have a presentation tomorrow on a research paper I didn't do...that's going to be fun, and a test on top of that. Conflicted in my romantic life, but that's all the time

Yourself?
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User avatar #109 to #108 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've got mine next week...not too worried though, I've always been a good test taker and the classes aren't that bad

Worried about any finals in particular?
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User avatar #111 to #110 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Bleh, **** math. Glad I'm done with it for a few semesters. It's just so damn bland
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User avatar #113 to #112 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
As in you have no plans? or you just don't have the means
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User avatar #115 to #114 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
well..what do you want to do?
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User avatar #117 to #116 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
What would you do after the Tech school? Sounds pretty interesting
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#119 to #118 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm not completely sure what that would entail   
   
elaborate please
I'm not completely sure what that would entail

elaborate please
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User avatar #121 to #120 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
well..obviously

Hell I don't really know what I expected you to say

You could go into the military, then when you've done enough time get your college paid for and go do the computer thing
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#61 - oishiine (05/01/2013) [-]
**oishiine whomps you**
**oishiine whomps you**
#62 to #61 - theblondefetus (05/01/2013) [-]
hello!
hello!
#63 to #62 - oishiine (05/01/2013) [-]
Eatin' dinner, one min :3
Eatin' dinner, one min :3
User avatar #64 to #63 - theblondefetus (05/01/2013) [-]
Waiting
#65 to #64 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
How're you, gorgeous? :3
#66 to #65 - theblondefetus (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm doing well

I think I may've found a suitable mascot. I'll give you three guesses for what it is and one of them has to be bulbasaur

How are you?
#67 to #66 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
That is adorable x3

I'm glad to hear it! I'm doing all right myself. Once I do my final senior project presentation on Friday I don't have much to worry about for the rest of the year :3
#68 to #67 - theblondefetus (05/02/2013) [-]
yup c:

That's awesome! I don't have to do a senior project to graduate, my school is getting rid of that. How's life going in other respects?
#69 to #68 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
It's going decently I suppose. I feel a little down at the moment.   
   
I'm leaving now to go to a talent show audition, wish me luck!
It's going decently I suppose. I feel a little down at the moment.

I'm leaving now to go to a talent show audition, wish me luck!
#70 to #69 - theblondefetus (05/02/2013) [-]
Well **** , right when I can actually commit to the conversation

Good luck, I expect to hear how it went upon your return
#71 to #70 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm back! :3
I'm back! :3
#73 to #72 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
I think the audition went pretty well :3
#74 to #73 - theblondefetus (05/02/2013) [-]
That's great! What exactly did you audition with?
#75 to #74 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
I played a percussion piece my friend wrote with my two friends

We beat up trashcans :3
#76 to #75 - theblondefetus (05/02/2013) [-]
Cool, I always enjoyed the percussion ensemble's performances at my last school. They did stuff like that all the time

Also, why does that picture you just posted exist? They don't seem like they'd go together
#77 to #76 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
No idea haha
No idea haha
#78 to #77 - theblondefetus (05/02/2013) [-]
The internet is a funny place

Why is it that I meet most of my friends on here during the strangest conversations? You when I was discussing ************* , CaG during an extensive conversation about ********* and the various things I've stuck my dick in, and now two more possible friends on a thread discussing my more taboo ********

Everything is sex
#79 to #78 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
On the pony board yes   
   
Dunno why :o
On the pony board yes

Dunno why :o
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