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theblondefetus Avatar Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Age: 18
Date Signed Up:12/24/2011
Last Login:7/22/2014
Location:Merica
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Ban reason:spamming delete all friends exploit
Banned By:admin
Content Ranking:#4219
Comment Ranking:#3021
Highest Content Rank:#4192
Highest Comment Rank:#201
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#9016558 - A really small mexican girl, illegal immigrant, and has broken…  [+] (20 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9016567 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
The 3rd one literally describes my best internet friend to the detail
User avatar #9016581 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Even the fetish for pissing her pants? Neat
User avatar #9016597 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
yeah

is she tallish, awkward, and does she have long black messy hair?
User avatar #9016630 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
oh nonono, she doesn't even have regular access to the internet, no computer at home just a cell phone. She isn't the girl you're talking about

But just for the hell of it, she's average height, long brown hair, quiet but not really awkward, and fabulous tits.
User avatar #9016831 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
the one i know is the same, i text her or she uses fb mobile
User avatar #9016842 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
That's a fucking weird coincidence
User avatar #9016861 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
is she from georgia?
User avatar #9016882 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Come to think of it I'm not really sure, I assumed she was born here but she did move recently. I live in NC so it's not that far off

What's her first name
User avatar #9016898 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Her actual name is patricia
But most people just call her Pat, or patience
User avatar #9016946 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
rambo please I need to know we aren't talking about the same person
User avatar #9016966 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
refer to my reply below
#9016904 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
You have got to be shitting me right now, that's her name too. Most people at school called her Tricia though

Last name. Fucking now.
#9016948 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
meet me half way
what is your's last name

so that way i know you're not bullshitting
User avatar #9016981 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
The entire point of me asking you was to avoid bullshitting...

How about this. Tell me the last three digits of her phone number because I have it. That's the only other identifying information I can really think of that will solve this and not really give anything away
User avatar #9017058 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Fuck it, i forgot her number

the last name is dunton

if you try to murder her.. ill fuck you up
User avatar #9017087 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Oh thank god

I don't know why but this whole thing made me paranoid as shit

The one I'm talking about is hoover so we're good
User avatar #9017098 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Same

why were you paranoid?
User avatar #9017124 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know

Anything connecting my activity here with people I know irl freaks me the fuck out

I know it's ridiculous but just knowing someone I see here knows someone I know outside of this site would be enough for me to completely ditch any account I've used before and start a new one
User avatar #9017128 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
its not really a big deal for me.
User avatar #9017144 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
It shouldn't be a big deal for anyone but it is for me none the less

It's not like I'm the poster child for mental health anyway
#9016519 - Desk lamp This will be fun  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9016521 - thewitchking (06/13/2014) [-]
dont forget the lube
#9016488 - ITT: pictures that make you laugh every time you see them  [+] (12 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#9016529 - fizzor (06/13/2014) [-]
#9016578 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Fucking gold
#9016516 - ribocoon (06/13/2014) [-]
#9016503 - ajrin (06/13/2014) [-]
#9016500 - nayytayisgod (06/13/2014) [-]
kyronics
me
nippuhl
vaulttec
User avatar #9034278 - vaulttec (06/15/2014) [-]
RIP
User avatar #9016515 - alicorn (06/13/2014) [-]
TFW I lost that one picture of vaulttec
User avatar #9034280 - vaulttec (06/15/2014) [-]
tfw
User avatar #9016525 - nayytayisgod (06/13/2014) [-]
sed
#9016499 - xxangelisxx (06/13/2014) [-]
The face.
#9016498 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
#9016493 - joshlol (06/13/2014) [-]
#9016447 - Probably my favorite phanny related ban 06/13/2014 on retard forum +1
#9016439 - I remember once when this account got banned for 8 months and …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9016440 - joshlol (06/13/2014) [-]
lol
#276063 - It certainly is semantics, but I think in this case it has a b… 06/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#350 - That's an idiotic and oversimplified argument. It has… 06/13/2014 on Gender Equality 0
#276060 - Sounds like you guys need another plague 06/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#276059 - I don't know why you think humans are somehow outside of these…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #276062 - thebestpieever (06/13/2014) [-]
Well, that nature thing is mainly semantics. I don't think human created systems are natural. Otherwise, the very word natural becomes meaningless because if everything is natural, then nothing is unnatural and both words become redudant. After all if everything is natural then there's no need to describe it as such, it just is. And if nothing is unnatural because everything is natural, then that word becomes increasingly unhelpful as well in usual discourse.

No. I hold that nature's systems are to be taken as more or less self-preserving cycles that allow species to continue to grow and change through generational replication and natural selection, the new generation born only to do the same. This process being in service of the other organism's around them. Human systems on the other hand are less cyclical and less linear. Not in theory, but in practice most of human action has resulted in a countdown to extinction to many species and has resulted in certain areas of the planet to become death zones. I don't think unnatural practically means bad, nor am I suggesting to ditch what I consider unnatural systems in order to go back to the simple natural ones. But I do think they're an alteration to what was already in place.
User avatar #276063 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
It certainly is semantics, but I think in this case it has a big impact on the way a lot of people think about things. It subtly drives the idea that humans are somehow special, separated from and above nature, which sets the two up in opposition. Making that distinction is one of the few things I'll go out of my way to make a point about. Honestly I'd like to see the whole "unnatural" concept removed from human vocabulary entirely and replaced with something more accurate, though I don't know what that could be

Human level intelligence certainly did change the game. It's fed into a completely new era of complexity and social development quite literally unthinkable beforehand. I just see these complex new systems as extensions and new developments in the larger system that created them rather than a different system broken off from another.
#276056 - Mindlessly, I'd assume.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #276058 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
Fair enough an answer.
#9015768 - It doesn't make sense to you that people won't know as much ab… 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#9015755 - You're not even making sense at this point  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9015759 - xxangelisxx (06/13/2014) [-]
Neither are you.
User avatar #9015768 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
It doesn't make sense to you that people won't know as much about places far away from them as they do places a few hundred miles from them
#9015726 - What the fuck does that have to do with anything  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9015737 - xxangelisxx (06/13/2014) [-]
Your desperate attempt to defend them and the arrogance of yours.
User avatar #9015755 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
You're not even making sense at this point
User avatar #9015759 - xxangelisxx (06/13/2014) [-]
Neither are you.
User avatar #9015768 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
It doesn't make sense to you that people won't know as much about places far away from them as they do places a few hundred miles from them
#9015703 - you am no real drohcysp  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on retard forum +1
#9015720 - DrOhcysp (06/13/2014) [-]
#9015686 - It's all over 06/13/2014 on retard forum +1
#9015648 - That's more like it 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#9015645 - This blatant weightism is so going on my blog 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#9015634 - STOP OPRESSING ME ;__;`  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9015635 - jonglio (06/13/2014) [-]
?? no
User avatar #9015645 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
This blatant weightism is so going on my blog
#9015628 - Got that backwards m8  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9015633 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
dead than red better
User avatar #9015648 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
That's more like it
#9015612 - We used to be able to thumb up our own content 06/13/2014 on retard forum +1
#9015606 - If you like thigh gaps you're a communist  [+] (9 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum +3
#9015627 - fizzor (06/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #9015619 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
better red than dead!
User avatar #9015628 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Got that backwards m8
User avatar #9015633 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
dead than red better
User avatar #9015648 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
That's more like it
User avatar #9015615 - jonglio (06/13/2014) [-]
le go bak to tumblr u fat sympethiser D: <<<
User avatar #9015634 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
STOP OPRESSING ME ;__;`
User avatar #9015635 - jonglio (06/13/2014) [-]
?? no
User avatar #9015645 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
This blatant weightism is so going on my blog
#9015592 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9015594 - joshlol (06/13/2014) [-]
lol
#9015583 - No Always no 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#9015541 - Also Mexican cartel constantly giving our country a rim job 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#9015535 - I really don't understand why people get so bothered by americ…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9015709 - xxangelisxx (06/13/2014) [-]
He asked, I answered.

My rights do not end where your feelings begin.
User avatar #9015726 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
What the fuck does that have to do with anything
User avatar #9015737 - xxangelisxx (06/13/2014) [-]
Your desperate attempt to defend them and the arrogance of yours.
User avatar #9015755 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
You're not even making sense at this point
User avatar #9015759 - xxangelisxx (06/13/2014) [-]
Neither are you.
User avatar #9015768 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
It doesn't make sense to you that people won't know as much about places far away from them as they do places a few hundred miles from them
User avatar #9015541 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Also Mexican cartel constantly giving our country a rim job
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User avatar #174 - theblondefetus (10/20/2013) [+] (29 replies)
stickied by theblondefetus
User avatar #269 - andranadu (06/15/2014) [-]
im a faggot
am i doing it right
User avatar #268 - kilroydotexe (06/15/2014) [-]
fag
User avatar #267 - thewitchking (06/15/2014) [-]
You're a faggot
User avatar #266 - ajrin (06/15/2014) [-]
nigger
User avatar #265 - pongldr (06/15/2014) [-]
m8 u r SUCH a faggot
User avatar #264 - jonglio (06/15/2014) [-]
Faggot
User avatar #263 - fizzor (06/15/2014) [-]
FAGGOT
User avatar #262 - Sunset (06/15/2014) [-]
faggot
#233 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
test
test
User avatar #227 - Benry (06/11/2014) [-]
How was your final day of school?
#228 to #227 - theblondefetus (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm surprised you even bothered asking

It was alright. I don't have many close friends anyway, and there's still graduation to get done with so no real goodbyes yet. Have to say I'm not going to miss that school at all, though.
#229 to #228 - Benry (06/11/2014) [-]
You know you my nigga, nigga.
You know you my nigga, nigga.
#230 to #229 - theblondefetus (06/11/2014) [-]
Quite so, my negro
User avatar #231 to #230 - Benry (06/11/2014) [-]
So how is it going, my Caucasian American brother?
User avatar #232 to #231 - theblondefetus (06/11/2014) [-]
Currently, tired. It's not even 11:30 but I feel like shit

Yourself?
User avatar #225 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
anon go awey
User avatar #226 to #225 - theblondefetus (06/05/2014) [-]
It worked

thx
User avatar #223 - Nine (03/13/2014) [-]
How do you know your blonde, if your a fetus?
User avatar #224 to #223 - theblondefetus (03/13/2014) [-]
They had me tested as an embryo when they were installing the wifi
#221 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
<3 good to know someone does
User avatar #222 to #221 - theblondefetus (02/27/2014) [-]
Wait what?
User avatar #220 - Ohforf ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
nigger
User avatar #219 - wishiluis ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
I believe you're on my "You are a nigger" list.
User avatar #218 - lurkerlarry (02/26/2014) [-]
My sources tell me that you're a nigger.
User avatar #217 - thisisspartah (02/26/2014) [-]
NIGGER!
#215 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
you should post a picture of your dick after the incident
User avatar #216 to #215 - theblondefetus (02/16/2014) [-]
I wish I would've taken a picture after it happened. Would've been useful now
User avatar #164 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points m8?
User avatar #165 to #164 - theblondefetus (07/31/2013) [-]
Yes, I do

I occasionally start playing items then after a week or so realize I'm wasting my time and give everything away. That happens about once every month or so, so I hang on to them
User avatar #166 to #165 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
oh boy.
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