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Date Signed Up:12/24/2011
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#9016981 - The entire point of me asking you was to avoid ********…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9017058 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Fuck it, i forgot her number

the last name is dunton

if you try to murder her.. ill fuck you up
User avatar #9017087 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Oh thank god

I don't know why but this whole thing made me paranoid as shit

The one I'm talking about is hoover so we're good
User avatar #9017098 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Same

why were you paranoid?
User avatar #9017124 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know

Anything connecting my activity here with people I know irl freaks me the fuck out

I know it's ridiculous but just knowing someone I see here knows someone I know outside of this site would be enough for me to completely ditch any account I've used before and start a new one
User avatar #9017128 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
its not really a big deal for me.
User avatar #9017144 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
It shouldn't be a big deal for anyone but it is for me none the less

It's not like I'm the poster child for mental health anyway
#9016946 - rambo please I need to know we aren't talking about the same person  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9016966 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
refer to my reply below
#9016904 - You have got to be ******** me right now, that's …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#9016948 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
meet me half way
what is your's last name

so that way i know you're not bullshitting
User avatar #9016981 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
The entire point of me asking you was to avoid bullshitting...

How about this. Tell me the last three digits of her phone number because I have it. That's the only other identifying information I can really think of that will solve this and not really give anything away
User avatar #9017058 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Fuck it, i forgot her number

the last name is dunton

if you try to murder her.. ill fuck you up
User avatar #9017087 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Oh thank god

I don't know why but this whole thing made me paranoid as shit

The one I'm talking about is hoover so we're good
User avatar #9017098 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Same

why were you paranoid?
User avatar #9017124 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know

Anything connecting my activity here with people I know irl freaks me the fuck out

I know it's ridiculous but just knowing someone I see here knows someone I know outside of this site would be enough for me to completely ditch any account I've used before and start a new one
User avatar #9017128 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
its not really a big deal for me.
User avatar #9017144 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
It shouldn't be a big deal for anyone but it is for me none the less

It's not like I'm the poster child for mental health anyway
#9016900 - Mom is a commercial area manager for advance, grew up dirt poo… 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#9016882 - Come to think of it I'm not really sure, I assumed she was bor…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9016898 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Her actual name is patricia
But most people just call her Pat, or patience
User avatar #9016946 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
rambo please I need to know we aren't talking about the same person
User avatar #9016966 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
refer to my reply below
#9016904 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
You have got to be shitting me right now, that's her name too. Most people at school called her Tricia though

Last name. Fucking now.
#9016948 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
meet me half way
what is your's last name

so that way i know you're not bullshitting
User avatar #9016981 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
The entire point of me asking you was to avoid bullshitting...

How about this. Tell me the last three digits of her phone number because I have it. That's the only other identifying information I can really think of that will solve this and not really give anything away
User avatar #9017058 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Fuck it, i forgot her number

the last name is dunton

if you try to murder her.. ill fuck you up
User avatar #9017087 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Oh thank god

I don't know why but this whole thing made me paranoid as shit

The one I'm talking about is hoover so we're good
User avatar #9017098 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Same

why were you paranoid?
User avatar #9017124 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know

Anything connecting my activity here with people I know irl freaks me the fuck out

I know it's ridiculous but just knowing someone I see here knows someone I know outside of this site would be enough for me to completely ditch any account I've used before and start a new one
User avatar #9017128 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
its not really a big deal for me.
User avatar #9017144 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
It shouldn't be a big deal for anyone but it is for me none the less

It's not like I'm the poster child for mental health anyway
#9016842 - That's a ******* weird coincidence  [+] (14 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9016861 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
is she from georgia?
User avatar #9016882 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Come to think of it I'm not really sure, I assumed she was born here but she did move recently. I live in NC so it's not that far off

What's her first name
User avatar #9016898 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Her actual name is patricia
But most people just call her Pat, or patience
User avatar #9016946 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
rambo please I need to know we aren't talking about the same person
User avatar #9016966 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
refer to my reply below
#9016904 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
You have got to be shitting me right now, that's her name too. Most people at school called her Tricia though

Last name. Fucking now.
#9016948 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
meet me half way
what is your's last name

so that way i know you're not bullshitting
User avatar #9016981 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
The entire point of me asking you was to avoid bullshitting...

How about this. Tell me the last three digits of her phone number because I have it. That's the only other identifying information I can really think of that will solve this and not really give anything away
User avatar #9017058 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Fuck it, i forgot her number

the last name is dunton

if you try to murder her.. ill fuck you up
User avatar #9017087 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Oh thank god

I don't know why but this whole thing made me paranoid as shit

The one I'm talking about is hoover so we're good
User avatar #9017098 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Same

why were you paranoid?
User avatar #9017124 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know

Anything connecting my activity here with people I know irl freaks me the fuck out

I know it's ridiculous but just knowing someone I see here knows someone I know outside of this site would be enough for me to completely ditch any account I've used before and start a new one
User avatar #9017128 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
its not really a big deal for me.
User avatar #9017144 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
It shouldn't be a big deal for anyone but it is for me none the less

It's not like I'm the poster child for mental health anyway
#9016832 - Oh dear lord 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#9016815 - John Dies at the End Wow okay spoilers 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#9016812 - **theblondefetus rolls 429** seen it  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9016815 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
John Dies at the End

Wow okay spoilers
#9016808 - **theblondefetus rolls 951** that's a band tho  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9016812 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
**theblondefetus rolls 429**

seen it
User avatar #9016815 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
John Dies at the End

Wow okay spoilers
#9016800 - **theblondefetus rolls 421** Seen it  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9016808 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
**theblondefetus rolls 951** that's a band tho
User avatar #9016812 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
**theblondefetus rolls 429**

seen it
User avatar #9016815 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
John Dies at the End

Wow okay spoilers
#9016797 - **theblondefetus rolls 494** k also there'…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9016800 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
**theblondefetus rolls 421**

Seen it
User avatar #9016808 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
**theblondefetus rolls 951** that's a band tho
User avatar #9016812 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
**theblondefetus rolls 429**

seen it
User avatar #9016815 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
John Dies at the End

Wow okay spoilers
#9016783 - and basically everything in the southern hemisphere that isn't… 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#9016772 - The Dark Slayer 06/13/2014 on retard forum +1
#9016713 - Oh god it finally loaded That's ******* … 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#9016655 - Well that's sure to calm everything down 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#9016647 - Same except it's just because my internet is *… 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#9016635 - **** , I don't know maybe it's a plague 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#9016630 - oh nonono, she doesn't even have regular access to the interne…  [+] (16 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9016831 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
the one i know is the same, i text her or she uses fb mobile
User avatar #9016842 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
That's a fucking weird coincidence
User avatar #9016861 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
is she from georgia?
User avatar #9016882 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Come to think of it I'm not really sure, I assumed she was born here but she did move recently. I live in NC so it's not that far off

What's her first name
User avatar #9016898 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Her actual name is patricia
But most people just call her Pat, or patience
User avatar #9016946 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
rambo please I need to know we aren't talking about the same person
User avatar #9016966 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
refer to my reply below
#9016904 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
You have got to be shitting me right now, that's her name too. Most people at school called her Tricia though

Last name. Fucking now.
#9016948 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
meet me half way
what is your's last name

so that way i know you're not bullshitting
User avatar #9016981 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
The entire point of me asking you was to avoid bullshitting...

How about this. Tell me the last three digits of her phone number because I have it. That's the only other identifying information I can really think of that will solve this and not really give anything away
User avatar #9017058 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Fuck it, i forgot her number

the last name is dunton

if you try to murder her.. ill fuck you up
User avatar #9017087 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Oh thank god

I don't know why but this whole thing made me paranoid as shit

The one I'm talking about is hoover so we're good
User avatar #9017098 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Same

why were you paranoid?
User avatar #9017124 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know

Anything connecting my activity here with people I know irl freaks me the fuck out

I know it's ridiculous but just knowing someone I see here knows someone I know outside of this site would be enough for me to completely ditch any account I've used before and start a new one
User avatar #9017128 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
its not really a big deal for me.
User avatar #9017144 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
It shouldn't be a big deal for anyone but it is for me none the less

It's not like I'm the poster child for mental health anyway
#9016608 - Maybe they're breeding in the bathroom I've heard of …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9016613 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Ive checked garbage cans
i think they come from the window crack or something because i kill them all and there is a new wave every morning.

checked the drains.. there are no vents in there either
User avatar #9016635 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Fuck, I don't know maybe it's a plague
#9016598 - I do have a ******* ****** 06/13/2014 on retard forum +1
#9016589 - Friend in my ass  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9016592 - xxangelisxx (06/13/2014) [-]
Well then. Sounds like you need to invite your bestie over.
User avatar #9016598 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
I do have a pegging fetish
#9016583 - How big are they  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9016588 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
they're larger black flies, that fly around like hell. and there are always a fuck ton on the window. and they never leave the bathroom even with the door open
User avatar #9016608 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Maybe they're breeding in the bathroom

I've heard of drain flies getting in people's sinks and showers and shit but what you're describing is too big I think. Still it's possible
User avatar #9016613 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Ive checked garbage cans
i think they come from the window crack or something because i kill them all and there is a new wave every morning.

checked the drains.. there are no vents in there either
User avatar #9016635 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Fuck, I don't know maybe it's a plague
#9016581 - Even the ****** for ******* her pants? Neat  [+] (18 new replies) 06/13/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9016597 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
yeah

is she tallish, awkward, and does she have long black messy hair?
User avatar #9016630 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
oh nonono, she doesn't even have regular access to the internet, no computer at home just a cell phone. She isn't the girl you're talking about

But just for the hell of it, she's average height, long brown hair, quiet but not really awkward, and fabulous tits.
User avatar #9016831 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
the one i know is the same, i text her or she uses fb mobile
User avatar #9016842 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
That's a fucking weird coincidence
User avatar #9016861 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
is she from georgia?
User avatar #9016882 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Come to think of it I'm not really sure, I assumed she was born here but she did move recently. I live in NC so it's not that far off

What's her first name
User avatar #9016898 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Her actual name is patricia
But most people just call her Pat, or patience
User avatar #9016946 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
rambo please I need to know we aren't talking about the same person
User avatar #9016966 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
refer to my reply below
#9016904 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
You have got to be shitting me right now, that's her name too. Most people at school called her Tricia though

Last name. Fucking now.
#9016948 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
meet me half way
what is your's last name

so that way i know you're not bullshitting
User avatar #9016981 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
The entire point of me asking you was to avoid bullshitting...

How about this. Tell me the last three digits of her phone number because I have it. That's the only other identifying information I can really think of that will solve this and not really give anything away
User avatar #9017058 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Fuck it, i forgot her number

the last name is dunton

if you try to murder her.. ill fuck you up
User avatar #9017087 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
Oh thank god

I don't know why but this whole thing made me paranoid as shit

The one I'm talking about is hoover so we're good
User avatar #9017098 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
Same

why were you paranoid?
User avatar #9017124 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know

Anything connecting my activity here with people I know irl freaks me the fuck out

I know it's ridiculous but just knowing someone I see here knows someone I know outside of this site would be enough for me to completely ditch any account I've used before and start a new one
User avatar #9017128 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
its not really a big deal for me.
User avatar #9017144 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
It shouldn't be a big deal for anyone but it is for me none the less

It's not like I'm the poster child for mental health anyway
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User avatar #174 - theblondefetus (10/20/2013) [+] (29 replies)
stickied by theblondefetus
User avatar #269 - andranadu ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
im a ******
am i doing it right
User avatar #268 - kilroydotexe (06/15/2014) [-]
fag
User avatar #267 - thewitchking (06/15/2014) [-]
You're a ******
User avatar #265 - pongldr (06/15/2014) [-]
m8 u r SUCH a ******
#233 - theblondefetus (06/13/2014) [-]
test
test
User avatar #227 - Benry (06/11/2014) [-]
How was your final day of school?
#228 to #227 - theblondefetus (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm surprised you even bothered asking

It was alright. I don't have many close friends anyway, and there's still graduation to get done with so no real goodbyes yet. Have to say I'm not going to miss that school at all, though.
#229 to #228 - Benry (06/11/2014) [-]
You know you my 						*****					, 						*****					.
You know you my ***** , ***** .
#230 to #229 - theblondefetus (06/11/2014) [-]
Quite so, my negro
User avatar #231 to #230 - Benry (06/11/2014) [-]
So how is it going, my Caucasian American brother?
User avatar #232 to #231 - theblondefetus (06/11/2014) [-]
Currently, tired. It's not even 11:30 but I feel like ****

Yourself?
User avatar #225 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
anon go awey
User avatar #226 to #225 - theblondefetus (06/05/2014) [-]
It worked

thx
User avatar #223 - Nine (03/13/2014) [-]
How do you know your blonde, if your a fetus?
User avatar #224 to #223 - theblondefetus (03/13/2014) [-]
They had me tested as an embryo when they were installing the wifi
#221 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
<3 good to know someone does
User avatar #222 to #221 - theblondefetus (02/27/2014) [-]
Wait what?
User avatar #219 - wishiluis (02/26/2014) [-]
I believe you're on my "You are a ****** " list.
User avatar #218 - lurkerlarry (02/26/2014) [-]
My sources tell me that you're a ****** .
User avatar #217 - thisisspartah ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
#215 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
you should post a picture of your dick after the incident
User avatar #216 to #215 - theblondefetus (02/16/2014) [-]
I wish I would've taken a picture after it happened. Would've been useful now
User avatar #164 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points m8?
User avatar #165 to #164 - theblondefetus (07/31/2013) [-]
Yes, I do

I occasionally start playing items then after a week or so realize I'm wasting my time and give everything away. That happens about once every month or so, so I hang on to them
User avatar #166 to #165 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
oh boy.
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