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#4536859 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +2
User avatar #4536880 - Vuumbleman (05/22/2013) [-]
I don't think its any creepier than a tail. Fairy type for the win.
User avatar #4536871 - headlesspoodle (05/22/2013) [-]
hot
#4536821 - k 05/22/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#4536769 - I feel like I should be offended for some reason, but I don't know why 05/22/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#4536738 - Gooey Hello 05/22/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#4536731 - I thought he was just fucking with us for a while He … 05/22/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#4536639 - What even happened to that guy?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #4536676 - twi (05/22/2013) [-]
_ miss him :c_
#4536628 - mindblown.gif  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #4536631 - twi (05/22/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #4536639 - theblondefetus (05/22/2013) [-]
What even happened to that guy?
User avatar #4536676 - twi (05/22/2013) [-]
_ miss him :c_
#2 - Kind of ironic considering my current username 05/22/2013 on abortion's profile 0
#1 - Faggot. I want that name  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on abortion's profile 0
User avatar #2 - theblondefetus (05/22/2013) [-]
Kind of ironic considering my current username
#4535976 - Wat. I meant that I second your point  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #4535985 - octavia (05/22/2013) [-]
Ah, I thought you meant she was second best butt.
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#142 - theblondefetus (05/17/2013) [-]
**theblondefetus rolls 715** I should shoot myself
#139 - theblondefetus (05/10/2013) [-]
test
test
#140 to #139 - theblondefetus (05/10/2013) [-]
Maybe....
Maybe....
#141 to #140 - theblondefetus (05/10/2013) [-]
YEESSSSS!!!!
YEESSSSS!!!!
#102 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
I saw your butt.

No hair at all; do you shave, or are your genes superb?
#123 to #102 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Do it then!
Do it then!
#124 to #123 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
I WILL

AND I WILL ALSO SHAVE AS WELL
#126 to #124 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Building a plan for life and having a smooth butt   
   
Productive day
Building a plan for life and having a smooth butt

Productive day
#127 to #126 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
I'll cut myself though
I'll cut myself though
#128 to #127 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh god   
   
anus cuts
Oh god

anus cuts
#129 to #128 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
I actually did do that

it sucked
#131 to #130 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
Hope you're okay
User avatar #132 to #131 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Yeah..it was like a month ago

I've healed, no noticeable scar either
User avatar #133 to #132 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
Just hope you don't do that again
User avatar #134 to #133 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Believe me, I'm going to be a lot more careful with my dick now
User avatar #135 to #134 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
Alright
User avatar #136 to #135 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Done anything stupid with your dick lately?
#137 to #136 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
No, just tugging.
No, just tugging.
User avatar #138 to #137 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Boooooring

Do something adventurous with it
#103 to #102 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
All naturally hairless except for...er...directly around the hole, saldy
#104 to #103 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
Same for me actually.   
   
you should try shaving that hole
Same for me actually.

you should try shaving that hole
#105 to #104 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
I would, but I really don't know how to be honest
#106 to #105 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
Yeah.   
   
Anyways, let's talk about something else.   
   
How are you today?
Yeah.

Anyways, let's talk about something else.

How are you today?
User avatar #107 to #106 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Eh, I'm doing okay. I have a presentation tomorrow on a research paper I didn't do...that's going to be fun, and a test on top of that. Conflicted in my romantic life, but that's all the time

Yourself?
#108 to #107 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
Worrying about finals for my classes.

User avatar #109 to #108 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've got mine next week...not too worried though, I've always been a good test taker and the classes aren't that bad

Worried about any finals in particular?
#110 to #109 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
Math, for one.

User avatar #111 to #110 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Bleh, fuck math. Glad I'm done with it for a few semesters. It's just so damn bland
#112 to #111 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what I will do when I graduate.
I'm not sure what I will do when I graduate.
User avatar #113 to #112 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
As in you have no plans? or you just don't have the means
User avatar #114 to #113 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
No plans
User avatar #115 to #114 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
well..what do you want to do?
User avatar #116 to #115 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
Either the army, or IT tech
User avatar #117 to #116 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
What would you do after the Tech school? Sounds pretty interesting
User avatar #118 to #117 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
Become a computer support specialist.
#119 to #118 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm not completely sure what that would entail   
   
elaborate please
I'm not completely sure what that would entail

elaborate please
#120 to #119 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
help people with computers
User avatar #121 to #120 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
well..obviously

Hell I don't really know what I expected you to say

You could go into the military, then when you've done enough time get your college paid for and go do the computer thing
#122 to #121 - natethehunter (05/08/2013) [-]
that's a good idea
that's a good idea
#61 - oishiine (05/01/2013) [-]
**oishiine whomps you**
**oishiine whomps you**
#62 to #61 - theblondefetus (05/01/2013) [-]
hello!
hello!
#63 to #62 - oishiine (05/01/2013) [-]
Eatin' dinner, one min :3
Eatin' dinner, one min :3
User avatar #64 to #63 - theblondefetus (05/01/2013) [-]
Waiting
#65 to #64 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
How're you, gorgeous? :3
#66 to #65 - theblondefetus (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm doing well

I think I may've found a suitable mascot. I'll give you three guesses for what it is and one of them has to be bulbasaur

How are you?
#67 to #66 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
That is adorable x3

I'm glad to hear it! I'm doing all right myself. Once I do my final senior project presentation on Friday I don't have much to worry about for the rest of the year :3
#68 to #67 - theblondefetus (05/02/2013) [-]
yup c:

That's awesome! I don't have to do a senior project to graduate, my school is getting rid of that. How's life going in other respects?
#69 to #68 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
It's going decently I suppose. I feel a little down at the moment.   
   
I'm leaving now to go to a talent show audition, wish me luck!
It's going decently I suppose. I feel a little down at the moment.

I'm leaving now to go to a talent show audition, wish me luck!
#70 to #69 - theblondefetus (05/02/2013) [-]
Well shit, right when I can actually commit to the conversation

Good luck, I expect to hear how it went upon your return
#71 to #70 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm back! :3
I'm back! :3
#73 to #72 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
I think the audition went pretty well :3
#74 to #73 - theblondefetus (05/02/2013) [-]
That's great! What exactly did you audition with?
#75 to #74 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
I played a percussion piece my friend wrote with my two friends

We beat up trashcans :3
#76 to #75 - theblondefetus (05/02/2013) [-]
Cool, I always enjoyed the percussion ensemble's performances at my last school. They did stuff like that all the time

Also, why does that picture you just posted exist? They don't seem like they'd go together
#77 to #76 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
No idea haha
No idea haha
#78 to #77 - theblondefetus (05/02/2013) [-]
The internet is a funny place

Why is it that I meet most of my friends on here during the strangest conversations? You when I was discussing auto-fellatio, CaG during an extensive conversation about zoophilia and the various things I've stuck my dick in, and now two more possible friends on a thread discussing my more taboo fetishes

Everything is sex
#79 to #78 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
On the pony board yes   
   
Dunno why :o
On the pony board yes

Dunno why :o
User avatar #91 to #90 - theblondefetus (05/03/2013) [-]
I talk to myself too much
#54 - Ulmer (04/29/2013) [-]
need to talk?
User avatar #55 to #54 - theblondefetus (04/29/2013) [-]
Sorry I didn't reply

I had a breakdown about the time you posted this

I appreciate the sentiment. I'm alright now
User avatar #56 to #55 - Ulmer (04/29/2013) [-]
You sure? What's going on?
User avatar #57 to #56 - theblondefetus (04/29/2013) [-]
Nothing's "going on"

I've just got something I'm working through mentally. A block from my childhood. Sometimes people can trigger it accidentally. Right now I don't feel like talking about it
User avatar #58 to #57 - Ulmer (04/29/2013) [-]
Ahh. Didn't mean to pry, I just like helping people. If you ever need someone to talk to or a shoulder to cry on, I'll be here.

*hug*

Be strong.
#48 - theblondefetus (04/28/2013) [-]
testing
testing
#49 to #48 - theblondefetus (04/28/2013) [-]
Re-testing
Re-testing
#52 to #51 - theblondefetus (04/29/2013) [-]
One more time
User avatar #53 to #52 - theblondefetus (04/29/2013) [-]
Perfect
#80 to #53 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
Sometimes I wonder
#83 to #80 - theblondefetus (05/02/2013) [-]
About what exactly?
#84 to #83 - oishiine (05/02/2013) [-]
Your love-able strangeness :3
#85 to #84 - theblondefetus (05/03/2013) [-]
I am okay with this

:3
User avatar #24 - theblondefetus (04/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #18 - theblondefetus (03/27/2013) [-]
Now that's a nice ass
User avatar #20 to #19 - bookyle (03/27/2013) [-]
bro bro bro, send it my way
#21 to #20 - theblondefetus Comment deleted by theblondefetus [-]
User avatar #22 to #21 - bookyle (03/27/2013) [-]
damn. Thanks a lot
User avatar #23 to #22 - theblondefetus (03/27/2013) [-]
No problem. Hope you saved it
User avatar #14 - theblondefetus (03/23/2013) [-]
How about now?
User avatar #15 to #14 - theblondefetus (03/23/2013) [-]
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
User avatar #10 - theblondefetus (02/26/2013) [-]
I wonder if I'm a blue name yet
User avatar #11 to #10 - theblondefetus (02/26/2013) [-]
It's never going to happen, is it me?
User avatar #12 to #11 - theblondefetus (02/26/2013) [-]
Nope, now stop talking to yourself faggot.
#82 to #81 - theblondefetus (05/02/2013) [-]
I had forgotten about that comment

It looks kind of awkward now
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