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theblackhand

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Date Signed Up:9/03/2013
Last Login:4/20/2015
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    sounds like a keeper sounds like a keeper
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    That awkward age That awkward age
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#12 - i like to masturbate. hmu 04/20/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#1 - her vagina when 04/20/2015 on Protection 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Peace +129
#2 - ronniesan (04/17/2015) [-]
"HELP ME BITCH!!"
#2 - Hi, I'm steve, and I was ready for this picture the day I was born. 04/17/2015 on You Only Live Once +1
#2 - so cool, I didn't know thor retired from superhero work and be… 04/14/2015 on Good guy CEO +68
#1 - Comment deleted 04/14/2015 on Good guy CEO 0
#2 - **theblackhand used "*roll picture*"** **theblackhand rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on o-okay +5
#5 - cocosmama (04/14/2015) [-]
**cocosmama used "*roll picture*"**
**cocosmama rolled image**grandpa's
#4 - The person who really needs to be shot is the dude with the mu… 04/14/2015 on Sports in Kansas 0
#1 - hitler: master of romance  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Blitzkreig +79
#5 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/14/2015) [-]
He had a massive female following, if he wanted to he could have fucked thousands of women and he simply chose not too.

I don't even know if he even fucked Eva Braun.
User avatar #16 - comicsansisback (04/15/2015) [-]
"Görtemaker notes that Braun and Hitler enjoyed a normal sex life. Braun's friends and relatives described Eva giggling over a 1938 photograph of Neville Chamberlain sitting on a sofa in Hitler's Munich flat with the remark: 'If only he knew what goings-on that sofa has seen.'"
#2 - dannymaff (04/14/2015) [-]
exactly
#1 - where will you be when diarrhea strikes?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Facebook (1) +85
#48 - Common Pepe (04/15/2015) [-]
heres your "most original joke ever" award!
dumbfuck
#19 - silverpotato (04/15/2015) [-]

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User avatar #8 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #9 to #8 - theblackhand (06/24/2014) [-]
not for free you won't
User avatar #1 - markertemp (09/19/2013) [-]
Your name isn't a Dark Brotherhood reference by any chance, is it?
User avatar #3 to #1 - theblackhand (09/19/2013) [-]
it is, good job
User avatar #4 to #3 - markertemp (09/19/2013) [-]
Hail Sithis, dear brother.
User avatar #5 to #4 - theblackhand (09/19/2013) [-]
Hail Sithis!
User avatar #6 to #5 - markertemp (09/19/2013) [-]
If I were any good at modding (i.e. if I knew the first damn thing about it), I would have made mod that lets you reconstruct the Black Hand in Skyrim, the members being yourself, Nazir, Babette, Cicero (if he's alive), and Lucien's ghost.
User avatar #7 to #6 - theblackhand (09/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I know nothing about modding; maybe one day
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