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#111 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2013 on found this in my grandpas... +6
#122 - matzic (01/29/2013) [-]
Oh christ what have you done
#275 - batwill (01/30/2013) [-]
No one makes a great thread like Gaston!
#273 - batwill has deleted their comment.
#305 - I played League of Legends, didn't like it. I probably won't l… 01/29/2013 on LoL 0
#183 - How about they're all ******* cartoons and they a… 01/29/2013 on Theories about popular... +2
#72 - I was born on 12:01 A.M. on a Saturday on July 14. Superstitions, Ho!  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2013 on 18 years of bad luck -2
#87 - blockyswag has deleted their comment.
User avatar #85 - areialview (01/29/2013) [-]
apparently I am a week older than you

and a few odd hours and minutes
#94 - triggathepirate (01/29/2013) [-]
They didn't even give a year?
#59 - Oh look another spam posting asshole with the sites name as hi… 01/29/2013 on It's The Only Rational Answer +1
#7 - Sorry if I came off as a callous prick. It wasn't my intention… 01/29/2013 on monkee's profile 0
#505 - Don't need 'em 01/29/2013 on What if.... (read ONLY... 0
#361 - The Great stupidity I was referring to was that of this post. … 01/29/2013 on drunk -1
#354 - You're the kind of person I like. To each his own, while I'd p… 01/29/2013 on drunk +2
#465 - Hey, I've been typing novels all over the place on this commen… 01/29/2013 on Science Rules!! 0
#44 - You clever man. Genius. 01/29/2013 on Sense of humor. This man... +9
#478 - I would be able to warn my grandpa about his cancer in time so…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2013 on What if.... (read ONLY... 0
#490 - cabbagemayhem (01/29/2013) [-]
/thread/
It's tiem
#500 - cabbagemayhem (01/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #485 - theswagmobile (01/29/2013) [-]
Everything was just a dream, for all you know he still doesn't have any cancer and nothing would happen.

Also, no pity thumb for you.
User avatar #505 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
Don't need 'em
#462 - I feel ridiculous right now. I knew that you were referring to…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2013 on Science Rules!! +1
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User avatar #465 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
Hey, I've been typing novels all over the place on this comment section. You're not doing anything wrong.
#337 - You lot of Atheists are a bunch of cowards. I've met some pret…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2013 on drunk -11
User avatar #351 - monkee (01/29/2013) [-]
I'm not atheist, but having the audaciy to call their beliefs stupid and ignorant just shows what a cancer sore you are.
Strangely enough, they think the same about yours. You'll never agree, because religion has yet to be phased out or become a worldwide phenomena. Why not try to respect people no matter what you're arguing about? I don't tell the butthurt muslims that they're stuipid and ignorant, even if they're telling me I don't need an education because I'm a woman. Because it's their right to believe in what they want. Respect atheists the same way.
User avatar #361 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
The Great stupidity I was referring to was that of this post. Ignorant trashtalk such as taking things out of context. I respect your views, what I do not respect are the people bashing on mine. I say ignorance is a horrible thing whether in religious zealots or atheist assholes. Two extremes that I've come to despise. I wasn't bashing their beliefs, only their insults.
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#354 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
You're the kind of person I like. To each his own, while I'd prefer they'd join me, it's best they have their own choice.
#329 - Oh, cute. You saved a couple pictures of phrases taken out of …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/29/2013 on drunk -7
#397 - kennyroks (01/29/2013) [-]
a couple = 400+





k
User avatar #336 - dungledoo (01/29/2013) [-]
I was going to say you're acting extremely ignorant, but then I realized you're christian.
#402 - doubleuteeeffmate (01/29/2013) [-]
Hey now, we're on the internet here. We don't want to accidentally offend anyone here. But for real man?
#349 - cabbagemayhem (01/29/2013) [-]
That's ignorant, you're ignorant!
#335 - restfullwicked (01/29/2013) [-]
how are they taken out of context, they are contradictions. i think someone needs to drop the bible and grab a dictionary because you clearly dont know what the word context means.
#325 - Oh look at that, another religion post pointing out a section …  [+] (16 new replies) 01/29/2013 on drunk -11
#337 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
You lot of Atheists are a bunch of cowards. I've met some pretty decent Atheists here, yet none of them are you. Come on, gang up on me you great pathetic weaklings. I don't have any fears from any of you. I could call you out for much of your great stupidity and ignorance, but I won't stoop to your sad level. So come and cry at me with your petty arguments. Go ahead and call me a fool. It doesn't matter to me because none of you have an argument strong enough to shake me. You're all as wind to a mountain.
User avatar #351 - monkee (01/29/2013) [-]
I'm not atheist, but having the audaciy to call their beliefs stupid and ignorant just shows what a cancer sore you are.
Strangely enough, they think the same about yours. You'll never agree, because religion has yet to be phased out or become a worldwide phenomena. Why not try to respect people no matter what you're arguing about? I don't tell the butthurt muslims that they're stuipid and ignorant, even if they're telling me I don't need an education because I'm a woman. Because it's their right to believe in what they want. Respect atheists the same way.
User avatar #361 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
The Great stupidity I was referring to was that of this post. Ignorant trashtalk such as taking things out of context. I respect your views, what I do not respect are the people bashing on mine. I say ignorance is a horrible thing whether in religious zealots or atheist assholes. Two extremes that I've come to despise. I wasn't bashing their beliefs, only their insults.
#350 - scoobadooba has deleted their comment.
#354 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
You're the kind of person I like. To each his own, while I'd prefer they'd join me, it's best they have their own choice.
#328 - kennyroks (01/29/2013) [-]
im sorry you were saying?
#341 - anonymous (01/29/2013) [-]
Did you read Talmud?
User avatar #329 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
Oh, cute. You saved a couple pictures of phrases taken out of context. Congratulations, you must be a genius.
#397 - kennyroks (01/29/2013) [-]
a couple = 400+





k
User avatar #336 - dungledoo (01/29/2013) [-]
I was going to say you're acting extremely ignorant, but then I realized you're christian.
#402 - doubleuteeeffmate (01/29/2013) [-]
Hey now, we're on the internet here. We don't want to accidentally offend anyone here. But for real man?
#349 - cabbagemayhem (01/29/2013) [-]
That's ignorant, you're ignorant!
#335 - restfullwicked (01/29/2013) [-]
how are they taken out of context, they are contradictions. i think someone needs to drop the bible and grab a dictionary because you clearly dont know what the word context means.
#327 - kennyroks (01/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #433 - theexo (02/01/2013) [-]
all of these written by humans, not god
#330 - skorpius (01/29/2013) [-]
#457 - I feel the same with my Christianity.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2013 on Science Rules!! +2
User avatar #458 - RandomAnonGuy (01/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, from my experience the second a Christian opens their mouth they're swarmed by the actual asshole atheists that make my life here suck. Little bastards they are.
#51 - Chuckie's sister? 01/29/2013 on Meet Sam, the cat with... +1
#455 - Sure, I don't mind. Debating is one of the few things on this …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2013 on Science Rules!! 0
User avatar #456 - RandomAnonGuy (01/29/2013) [-]
Gah, don't even get me started. I love debating and I happen to find religion and philosophy to be interesting topics, but the second I open my mouth about it everyone immediately assumes I'm an asshole atheist. Sure, I'm atheist, but can I not talk about it at all? Anyway, thanks and goodbye.
#457 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
I feel the same with my Christianity.
User avatar #458 - RandomAnonGuy (01/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, from my experience the second a Christian opens their mouth they're swarmed by the actual asshole atheists that make my life here suck. Little bastards they are.
#454 - Out of curiosity, why are we debating this? All I'm trying to … 01/29/2013 on Science Rules!! 0
#450 - Actually, you WERE given the equations, just not the measureme…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/29/2013 on Science Rules!! -1
User avatar #453 - RandomAnonGuy (01/29/2013) [-]
I'm rather enjoying this but I have a tae kwon do lesson, mind if we continue later?
User avatar #455 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
Sure, I don't mind. Debating is one of the few things on this site that's really fun when people take it seriously and it doesn't become a pissing match. You have a nice lesson.
User avatar #456 - RandomAnonGuy (01/29/2013) [-]
Gah, don't even get me started. I love debating and I happen to find religion and philosophy to be interesting topics, but the second I open my mouth about it everyone immediately assumes I'm an asshole atheist. Sure, I'm atheist, but can I not talk about it at all? Anyway, thanks and goodbye.
#457 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
I feel the same with my Christianity.
User avatar #458 - RandomAnonGuy (01/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, from my experience the second a Christian opens their mouth they're swarmed by the actual asshole atheists that make my life here suck. Little bastards they are.
#447 - Not much, to be honest. Radiation waves aren't all too differe… 01/29/2013 on Science Rules!! 0
#441 - Yes, you are wrong in that aspect. We covered friction in our …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/29/2013 on Science Rules!! -1
User avatar #446 - RandomAnonGuy (01/29/2013) [-]
We covered how friction works and what it does, we weren't given the equations to crunch how it effects a flying rocket. Everything else in your class we did, but somehow I doubt you covered friction in depth.
User avatar #450 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
Actually, you WERE given the equations, just not the measurements. We didn't go very far into wind resistance, but it's not a far cry from friction. As I said, with an ample amount of time I could possibly make a formula for the rocket. All I would need to do is gather my old notes, a pen and some paper and some measurements from online (not the formula, just the measurements). It wouldn't take too much effort to do. The force of the rocket minus a few things like gravity and wind resistance (there's more but I can't remember off the top of my head) The gravity would be a constant subtraction but would decrease over time as the rocket moved away from the Earth. The rocket's surface area and mass would affect the wind resistance. The Density of the air would ALSO be a factor. Angle of launch, speed of the moon, the gravity of the moon, ect. As I said, I could calculate it, but it would take a bit of time.
User avatar #453 - RandomAnonGuy (01/29/2013) [-]
I'm rather enjoying this but I have a tae kwon do lesson, mind if we continue later?
User avatar #455 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
Sure, I don't mind. Debating is one of the few things on this site that's really fun when people take it seriously and it doesn't become a pissing match. You have a nice lesson.
User avatar #456 - RandomAnonGuy (01/29/2013) [-]
Gah, don't even get me started. I love debating and I happen to find religion and philosophy to be interesting topics, but the second I open my mouth about it everyone immediately assumes I'm an asshole atheist. Sure, I'm atheist, but can I not talk about it at all? Anyway, thanks and goodbye.
#457 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
I feel the same with my Christianity.
User avatar #458 - RandomAnonGuy (01/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, from my experience the second a Christian opens their mouth they're swarmed by the actual asshole atheists that make my life here suck. Little bastards they are.
#439 - Background radiation is rather difficult to put my head around…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2013 on Science Rules!! 0
User avatar #443 - RandomAnonGuy (01/29/2013) [-]
What about it's confusing you?
User avatar #447 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
Not much, to be honest. Radiation waves aren't all too different from light waves or sound waves as you described in another comment. It's just that being told that it can be used to know the very furthest reaches of the universe and the temperature thereof sounds a bit off. As I said, more study would probably reveal more to me.
#223 - I must watch this movie when it comes out. 01/29/2013 on Bros for life 0
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User avatar #5 - noobybooby (01/24/2013) [-]
I've replied to your comment on my content, If you'd like to see my profile you'll have to accept my friend request...
User avatar #2 to #1 - thebestofmurder (01/06/2013) [-]
Uh, thanks.
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it was the name and one of the comments you posted
User avatar #4 to #3 - thebestofmurder (01/06/2013) [-]
Is it the terrible pun?
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