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Date Signed Up:10/30/2011
Last Login:3/13/2013
Location:San Diego
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#99 - mmeeeeehhh I can't access funnyjunk on my computer, s…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2012 on thebacondanneh's profile 0
User avatar #100 - corkscrew (07/23/2012) [-]
you might have to fill me in on what seniorawesomesauce did...
and yes the content is complete and utter shit, but the only thing I come here for is the content. Especially since my rank dropped like 5 levels for no apparent reason
#290 - It's getting really ******* old. He's not rus… 04/05/2012 on all my wat -3
#751 - I thought we were saying the alphabet starting from K. OH well. 04/04/2012 on Alone Together, Ep. 2 +1
#749 - L 04/04/2012 on Alone Together, Ep. 2 +1
#747 - Seriously though. That was my first comment that got a gre… 04/04/2012 on Alone Together, Ep. 2 +1
#745 - Hey I'm here for the thread! Just so you know, … 04/04/2012 on Alone Together, Ep. 2 +1
#96 - well i gotta go to soccer... ill see you in two hours.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2012 on thebacondanneh's profile 0
User avatar #97 - corkscrew (03/30/2012) [-]
lolk (at the pic)
See ya bro
#94 - That last one reminds me of: How does every racist joke st…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2012 on thebacondanneh's profile 0
#95 - corkscrew (03/30/2012) [-]
For the first one you could also say either "they were on all fours/had their hands against the wall when god spray painted them"
But seriously, I have a black person in my family tree..... He's still hanging there
Or what do a nigger and an apple/orange have in common? They both hang from trees
#96 - thebacondanneh (03/30/2012) [-]
well i gotta go to soccer...
ill see you in two hours.
User avatar #97 - corkscrew (03/30/2012) [-]
lolk (at the pic)
See ya bro
#294 - Comment deleted 03/30/2012 on Saw this kid in the Taco... -3
#92 - We will eventually find something. have hope, my friend. …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/30/2012 on thebacondanneh's profile 0
User avatar #93 - corkscrew (03/30/2012) [-]
I've been on there many a time
What do a black person and a bike have in common? They both only work with chains on
When does a black person become a nigger? As soon as they leave the room
User avatar #94 - thebacondanneh (03/30/2012) [-]
That last one reminds me of:
How does every racist joke start? By looking around the room for a black guy.

Bonus: Why do niggers have black hands? Everyone has some good in them.
and my favorite:
3 kids in school one day.
The teacher asks them, "What do cows say?"
Amy replies "moo!"
Teacher then asks, "What do sheep say?"
Jack replies, "baa!"
Teacher then asks, "What do pigs say?"
Leroy says "Freeze motherfuckin' nigger, what's in the fuckin' bag?"
#95 - corkscrew (03/30/2012) [-]
For the first one you could also say either "they were on all fours/had their hands against the wall when god spray painted them"
But seriously, I have a black person in my family tree..... He's still hanging there
Or what do a nigger and an apple/orange have in common? They both hang from trees
#96 - thebacondanneh (03/30/2012) [-]
well i gotta go to soccer...
ill see you in two hours.
User avatar #97 - corkscrew (03/30/2012) [-]
lolk (at the pic)
See ya bro

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User avatar #102 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #98 - corkscrew (07/07/2012) [-]
I think you should come back bro
User avatar #99 to #98 - thebacondanneh (07/22/2012) [-]
mmeeeeehhh

I can't access funnyjunk on my computer, so I lost all my reaction pics.
I also lost all, and any rank, which was the only reason why I stayed in Funnyjunk before, since most stuff here is terrible. (let's be honest)
Plus, what the seniorawesomesauce did to The Oatmeal and the cancer society was really ******* ****** .

I like the oatmeal.


Also, Reddit!
User avatar #100 to #99 - corkscrew (07/23/2012) [-]
you might have to fill me in on what seniorawesomesauce did...
and yes the content is complete and utter **** , but the only thing I come here for is the content. Especially since my rank dropped like 5 levels for no apparent reason
#72 - corkscrew (03/29/2012) [-]
It's been awhile since I've talked to you... How's it going?
#73 to #96 - thebacondanneh (03/29/2012) [-]
I've basically left Fj,
I basically check my account every once in a while, I browse reddit now.

I don't know why, I just kind of felt like changing.
#74 to #97 - corkscrew (03/29/2012) [-]
that's disappointing to hear
you one a respectable member of FJ and god knows we need more of them on this site, since there are so few
But, off topic, I do not enjoy reddit very much simply because of their site layout. It turns me off the site
#75 to #98 - thebacondanneh (03/29/2012) [-]
That is true.   
But listen.    
I got good news and bad news.   
Good news: I don't have school tomorrow   
Bad news: It's because there was a case of a drug-resistant flesh-eating bacteria. (Legit!)   
   
   
   
   
listen to any song with this gif.   
it's glorious
That is true.
But listen.
I got good news and bad news.
Good news: I don't have school tomorrow
Bad news: It's because there was a case of a drug-resistant flesh-eating bacteria. (Legit!)




listen to any song with this gif.
it's glorious

#76 to #99 - corkscrew (03/29/2012) [-]
Which part is true?
And flesh eating bacteria, huh? What is it? And that is pretty ******* weird. How many people have it, that they had to cancel school?
User avatar #78 to #100 - thebacondanneh (03/29/2012) [-]
It is a highly infectious disease that basically eat your skin, and they are resistant to antibiotics.
So they decided to not risk kiling 1500 teenagers by possibly exposing them to this.
the disease was MRSA, here's a link explaining it:
[url deleted]

#79 to #102 - corkscrew (03/29/2012) [-]
I know what MRSA is since I had/have it (it's viral so it doesn't go away)
I actually had that **** during football and all I had to do was sit out for two weeks
And no, they didn't cancel school for it
#82 to #103 - thebacondanneh (03/29/2012) [-]
Dude, it's a strain of bacteria that 1 in 4 people have, and plus, this is the rich part** of San Diego, so they exaggerate everything massively.



**My dad's company pays for most of my house and school, so no, i am not loaded.
User avatar #84 to #106 - corkscrew (03/29/2012) [-]
Not very many people knew that I had it, other than the coaches/guys on the team, and the athletic trainer. And some people in my classes.
What does exaggerating in this case mean? Like what do you mean by it
User avatar #77 to #100 - corkscrew (03/29/2012) [-]
the ****** it so small for?
User avatar #80 to #101 - thebacondanneh (03/29/2012) [-]
seriously though,
[url deleted]
also, the problem is it's a strain of bacteria 1 in 4 persons have in their nose and mouth,
so if you are exposed to it outside of your nose or mouth, you're in real trouble.
User avatar #81 to #104 - corkscrew (03/29/2012) [-]
you're url keeps getting deleted
but yeah, I had to swab out my nose with some **** , take horse pills all the time, and shower with a special kind of soap
User avatar #83 to #105 - thebacondanneh (03/29/2012) [-]
well watever dude it says its a strain of bacteria that is acquired in a hospital, and once someone is infected if you breathe it in or consume it you're in trouble.

User avatar #85 to #107 - corkscrew (03/29/2012) [-]
some of them can be really ******* bad, I know that much. I don't think my was too serious, but I did spot it really early
#41 - rustyshakleford (03/13/2012) [-]
Hi there, let me introduce myself....My name is Dale Grib--er....Admiral Rusty Shakleford....Let's go with that....Anyway, could I get the regular version of your profile icon gif?
#43 to #65 - thebacondanneh (03/13/2012) [-]
JK I just wanted to use that gif, seeing as you love Dale so much.   
Here it is.
JK I just wanted to use that gif, seeing as you love Dale so much.
Here it is.
#44 to #67 - rustyshakleford (03/13/2012) [-]
Thanks....

But I can't fall in love with myself, you know

Or can it?
#45 to #68 - thebacondanneh (03/13/2012) [-]
How did you even see my profile?   
   
   
   
   
Maybe you can, Maybe you can
How did you even see my profile?




Maybe you can, Maybe you can
#46 to #69 - rustyshakleford (03/13/2012) [-]
I see everything
#48 to #71 - rustyshakleford (03/13/2012) [-]
Mmmmm....Quite
#49 to #72 - thebacondanneh (03/13/2012) [-]
Then you must be pretty scarred If you've seen everything.
#50 to #73 - rustyshakleford (03/13/2012) [-]
That's right :(
That's right :(
#51 to #66 - rustyshakleford (03/13/2012) [-]
This is my falcon
#52 to #75 - thebacondanneh (03/13/2012) [-]
That's a cool falcon.
#53 to #76 - rustyshakleford (03/13/2012) [-]
Thank you   
   
   
I'm just going to keep dumping the gifs and pics of myself if you don't mind :)
Thank you


I'm just going to keep dumping the gifs and pics of myself if you don't mind :)
#54 to #77 - thebacondanneh (03/13/2012) [-]
It's cool.




I like them.
#57 to #79 - thebacondanneh (03/13/2012) [-]
You have no Idea what I have in my reaction folder...
You have no Idea what I have in my reaction folder...
#58 to #81 - rustyshakleford (03/13/2012) [-]
But....I must know
#59 to #82 - thebacondanneh (03/13/2012) [-]
You're sure?
There's no going back...
#60 to #83 - rustyshakleford (03/13/2012) [-]
Damn....He looks cozy   
   
Ok....I'm in for this
Damn....He looks cozy

Ok....I'm in for this
#31 - corkscrew (03/08/2012) [-]
I saw your argument with the guy who was arguing with me. Thanks bro.
#32 to #34 - thebacondanneh (03/08/2012) [-]
Anytime man. It just pisses me off to see morons like the one in the picture going all 						********					 crazy for nothing.   
   
   
That guy should work for fox news, he was really good at taking things out of context and using them to bash on other people.
Anytime man. It just pisses me off to see morons like the one in the picture going all ******** crazy for nothing.


That guy should work for fox news, he was really good at taking things out of context and using them to bash on other people.
User avatar #33 to #35 - corkscrew (03/08/2012) [-]
What pisses me off is people mindlessly thumbing one way or another. If they see someone with a lot of thumbs they will thumb just because other people did even if it wasn't funny.
If someone has a lot of red thumbs they will thumb down without even actually looking at the comment. They just think "Oh this comment has a lot red thumbs, I'm going to thumb down because he must be a dumb faggot. And I'm going to thumb down all his other comments because I thumbed down his comment."
And you also can't post your opinion on here...
#34 to #36 - thebacondanneh (03/08/2012) [-]
EXACTLY.   
and the only way you can actually post your opinion without getting red thumbs is by putting "inb4 red thumbs for having an opinion."   
I mean people will thumb up a comment just for that, even if they didn't read the rest of the comment.   
This is why we can't have nice things.   
   
On another note, how you doin'?
EXACTLY.
and the only way you can actually post your opinion without getting red thumbs is by putting "inb4 red thumbs for having an opinion."
I mean people will thumb up a comment just for that, even if they didn't read the rest of the comment.
This is why we can't have nice things.

On another note, how you doin'?
#35 to #37 - corkscrew (03/08/2012) [-]
I received about another 40 red thumbs because I mentioned how they shouldn't do dickbutt things :/ and it was a lot more smooth than in the other thread. You might have seen it with your reply to fourchanambassador
#36 to #38 - thebacondanneh (03/08/2012) [-]
I saw you get -36 thumbs for saying some guy not to put dickbutt in some bitchs locker.   
Honestly, it's good that you're telling everyone that dickbutt isn't funny anymore, because it isn't, but hating on dickbutt on every comment is not the brightest thing to do.   
**I'm still on your side
I saw you get -36 thumbs for saying some guy not to put dickbutt in some bitchs locker.
Honestly, it's good that you're telling everyone that dickbutt isn't funny anymore, because it isn't, but hating on dickbutt on every comment is not the brightest thing to do.
**I'm still on your side
User avatar #37 to #39 - corkscrew (03/08/2012) [-]
Most of the time I don't. It's just those few times. It's also the same thing with "If you know what I mean". It isn't funny and never was. Whenever I see either of them I just thumb them down no matter how funny or unfunny it was or if it was a comment or content
#38 to #40 - thebacondanneh (03/08/2012) [-]
THANK YOU   
I hate that rage face.   
you know what also rustles my jimmies?   
the crying face whenever like a cat has a caption like "Can i sit here"   
it just makes wanna go on a Caps lock rage and punch a 						******					.
THANK YOU
I hate that rage face.
you know what also rustles my jimmies?
the crying face whenever like a cat has a caption like "Can i sit here"
it just makes wanna go on a Caps lock rage and punch a ****** .
User avatar #39 to #41 - corkscrew (03/08/2012) [-]
I think I know which one you are talking about. I don't think it's terrible but it's not good. What "rustles my jimmies" is when people talk about batman not having parents. I always have to post the spiderman "My parents are dead too but you don't see me crying about it". Or the retard face. I do not like them.
#40 to #42 - thebacondanneh (03/08/2012) [-]
What i do in those situations is say that it's overused.   
With this gif.   
   
   
i g2g for a while so i'll be back in about 30 minutes.
What i do in those situations is say that it's overused.
With this gif.


i g2g for a while so i'll be back in about 30 minutes.
#27 to #29 - thebacondanneh (03/02/2012) [-]
Damnit!   
   
   
I honestly have no idea what the hell is going on.
Damnit!


I honestly have no idea what the hell is going on.
#29 to #31 - thebacondanneh (03/02/2012) [-]
I'm Okay with this.
What post is it in?
User avatar #30 to #32 - unseeingdonkey (03/02/2012) [-]
*******
http://funnyjunk . com/channel/4chan/ ******* /YcqBGLp/
User avatar #23 - pkmntrnrred (03/01/2012) [-]
***** CHIGA
User avatar #22 - randomserb (03/01/2012) [-]
Just reminding you that you're a ****** .
User avatar #24 to #25 - thebacondanneh (03/01/2012) [-]
Thank you.
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