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thebabykamina

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#52 - I have 2 sisters that do stupid **** like this al… 02/26/2015 on Now his ex girlfriend +9
#181 - As an English person from the ''ghetto'' i can confirm people …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Black Brits +1
#197 - confirm (02/14/2015) [-]
Can confirm
#288 - I was talking about his hommie krem, supposedly shes trans but…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on IT'S FUCKING CANON 0
User avatar #289 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
Actually you can get a legit romance with him.
I didn't think you were talking about Krem because you can't actually take him with you... can you?
#285 - Im trecking around killing dragons and chatting insistently wi…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2014 on IT'S FUCKING CANON 0
User avatar #286 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
#RideTheBull
I think he just doesn't care who he sticks his dick in, I don't think he's trans. Speaking of killing dragons, you should keep at least one alive. He sends you on a mission to kill one later.
User avatar #288 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
I was talking about his hommie krem, supposedly shes trans but i just think shes a bit butch.
Im well aware that bull is just a fling, not expecting Shakespeare but ffs, it must be like the size of my forearm how can i not.
User avatar #289 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
Actually you can get a legit romance with him.
I didn't think you were talking about Krem because you can't actually take him with you... can you?
#274 - been spamming iron bull trying to make that magic happen, no l…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2014 on IT'S FUCKING CANON 0
User avatar #283 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
You don't get to do it until about halfway through the game. I'm not going to spoil it for you, but it was pretty funny. He does have some dialogue lines that are abysmally stupid though. Stupid to where I had to put my controller down and rethink my life.
User avatar #285 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
Im trecking around killing dragons and chatting insistently with a transgender mercenary, with the sole purpose of getting some bull/man hybrid dick in a video game.

....I regret nothing
User avatar #286 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
#RideTheBull
I think he just doesn't care who he sticks his dick in, I don't think he's trans. Speaking of killing dragons, you should keep at least one alive. He sends you on a mission to kill one later.
User avatar #288 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
I was talking about his hommie krem, supposedly shes trans but i just think shes a bit butch.
Im well aware that bull is just a fling, not expecting Shakespeare but ffs, it must be like the size of my forearm how can i not.
User avatar #289 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
Actually you can get a legit romance with him.
I didn't think you were talking about Krem because you can't actually take him with you... can you?
#259 - Im like genuinely offended bull didnt invite me for drinks, th… 12/20/2014 on IT'S FUCKING CANON 0
#73 - Last i checked plants dont fair to well vs lava, probably best… 12/20/2014 on Mako the real MVP of the... 0
#255 - Wait krem, i literally just talked to that bitch and she didnt…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2014 on IT'S FUCKING CANON 0
User avatar #258 - auesis (12/20/2014) [-]
See, it's probably circumstantial, which is why I said you likely won't find it. I'm an elf female and Sera never talks about other women to me, and I first talked to Krem when Iron Bull invited me to drink with the crew, and I could basically either pass off the greeting or start questioning the transism. Solas and Cullen are developing well with me and I never take Dorian anywhere so I don't know much about him, though my friend tells me his backstory is hamfisted too. I read the wiki about him and disagree, depends how the game portrays it.
User avatar #287 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
I didn't really get along with Solas. He disagreed with pretty much everything I ever tried to do.
User avatar #259 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
Im like genuinely offended bull didnt invite me for drinks, that fucking asshole half the reason im a male bull dude was cause i was planing on romancing him. But nope i had one talk with him about what its like being a quenarri and havnt had shit from him since.
I take bull and sera out with me alot and they often talk about what bull women are like, seems shes never really gone down on a pair of beef curtains.

Dorians cute, just a bit of a cliche. He set off my gaydar when i first saw him (probably the tash) but the only legit hint you get from him are just full out flirting after you initiate it.

To the games credit im walking around playing already planning on who im going to romance on my next play through so its doing something right
#70 - Exept the earth he used to cut his way in to room, and the ear…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Mako the real MVP of the... 0
#71 - angelusprimus (12/20/2014) [-]
He had a little clay disk with him. Hardly enough to destroy a huge mess of vines.
#73 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
Last i checked plants dont fair to well vs lava, probably best to leave the science out of a cartoon.
He dropped his earth and lost it, cause of.....plot reasons
#248 - wait what, im playing dragon age now, what am i missing. Am i …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/20/2014 on IT'S FUCKING CANON 0
User avatar #272 - leonhardt (12/20/2014) [-]
"Am i about to be buttfucked"

Son you have no fucking clue
User avatar #274 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
been spamming iron bull trying to make that magic happen, no luck so far
User avatar #283 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
You don't get to do it until about halfway through the game. I'm not going to spoil it for you, but it was pretty funny. He does have some dialogue lines that are abysmally stupid though. Stupid to where I had to put my controller down and rethink my life.
User avatar #285 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
Im trecking around killing dragons and chatting insistently with a transgender mercenary, with the sole purpose of getting some bull/man hybrid dick in a video game.

....I regret nothing
User avatar #286 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
#RideTheBull
I think he just doesn't care who he sticks his dick in, I don't think he's trans. Speaking of killing dragons, you should keep at least one alive. He sends you on a mission to kill one later.
User avatar #288 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
I was talking about his hommie krem, supposedly shes trans but i just think shes a bit butch.
Im well aware that bull is just a fling, not expecting Shakespeare but ffs, it must be like the size of my forearm how can i not.
User avatar #289 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
Actually you can get a legit romance with him.
I didn't think you were talking about Krem because you can't actually take him with you... can you?
#252 - auesis (12/20/2014) [-]
Nah, relax, I'm just being a bit hyperbolic. It is a big criticism of the game for me, though.

You generally won't find it unless you optionally engage in lots of dialogue and try to get a romance going, but essentially a bunch of characters in the DA:I universe are incredibly 2-dimensional caricatures. 1/3-1/2 of romance paths don't take a path insulting to your intelligence. For example, a bunch of same-sex relationships are written in a way that essentially goes "HEY, THIS IS HAPPENING AND IT'S OKAY, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT" instead of actually just naturally developing characters without focusing on that. The game just tries to educate you as if you are socially retarded using the characters as mouthpieces.

The most offending example is Krem, the first transgender character in a DA game, and he has no reason to exist. You can only engage in dialogue with him about how he is a transgender. I can maybe get a couple of lines about the crew he hangs out with, but otherwise I only have options like "why did you choose to be a man?" and "when did you make your decision?" I am not interested in that, and I don't care about it, I have no problem with it. I want to know about your background, how you came to meet Iron Bull, your thoughts on our work with the Inquisition. Nope, nothing. There is no depth to be found. Characters are just used for the sake of ticking boxes on a checklist and actual character development is set aside completely.

Some other characters are actually done well. Josephine is fucking omnisexual but she actually has characteristics that aren't about who she is. She's actually interesting. Same deal with Sera, who is lesbian.

The relationships that are actually done well are unfortunately the straight ones. Bioware simply don't know how to properly address social issues in their games without completely ham-fisting it and making it seem totally unnatural and stupid.
User avatar #255 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
Wait krem, i literally just talked to that bitch and she didnt make one mention of anything about her gender. I just assumed she was some butch girl i spoke to her about how she met bull and picked up a quest for the chargers.

I have yet to get jiggy with anyone so i dunno about the romance stuff, but so far the only thing ive noticed about the characters sexuality is Dorian and Sera.

Sera wont stfu about what quenari (bull peeps) women look like, tbh dont really mind shes kinda simple and im pretty curious as to what fucking a huge bull girl would be like also, so i share her curiosity.
And Dorian has made a few flirty remarks my way, in his defense i have picked the charm Dorian option every time its been available cause you know....that tash man, how can i resist.

User avatar #258 - auesis (12/20/2014) [-]
See, it's probably circumstantial, which is why I said you likely won't find it. I'm an elf female and Sera never talks about other women to me, and I first talked to Krem when Iron Bull invited me to drink with the crew, and I could basically either pass off the greeting or start questioning the transism. Solas and Cullen are developing well with me and I never take Dorian anywhere so I don't know much about him, though my friend tells me his backstory is hamfisted too. I read the wiki about him and disagree, depends how the game portrays it.
User avatar #287 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
I didn't really get along with Solas. He disagreed with pretty much everything I ever tried to do.
User avatar #259 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
Im like genuinely offended bull didnt invite me for drinks, that fucking asshole half the reason im a male bull dude was cause i was planing on romancing him. But nope i had one talk with him about what its like being a quenarri and havnt had shit from him since.
I take bull and sera out with me alot and they often talk about what bull women are like, seems shes never really gone down on a pair of beef curtains.

Dorians cute, just a bit of a cliche. He set off my gaydar when i first saw him (probably the tash) but the only legit hint you get from him are just full out flirting after you initiate it.

To the games credit im walking around playing already planning on who im going to romance on my next play through so its doing something right
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