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#8 - It comes from the skyrim intro scene. "My ancestors are s… 10/11/2014 on Useless Cunt +1
#156301 - You're right dude, I totally forgot to mention it in the first… 09/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#156295 - Hey folks, I terribly ****** up with the girl I'm dating right…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#156300 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/23/2014) [-]
You did that... With a girl you're dating?
Assumptions are... well... assumptions.
They play no good role in relationships; Especially in friendships before they're able to become more.

Learn and accept that you can't control everything, man.
If she cheats, that's on her. Don't make assumptions and accusations for something that might be happening.

Honestly, you're better off apologizing to her. Do something personal. Do something meaningful. Maybe make her an Origami Rose or something. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSesWQ-51ZM
And understand that this isn't your ticket to redemption. You've dug yourself a hole.
Accept your fate; Tell her that you were acting out of stupidity and jealousy.
Only then, you might have a chance. Otherwise this is the start to burnt bridges.
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#156301 - theaveragetard (09/23/2014) [-]
You're right dude, I totally forgot to mention it in the first post but I already apologized to her more than once and told her that I had no idea why I reacted like that. I was being pointlessly jealous and I told her that aswell. She started typing back to me now and I'm glad of it, I'm aware i'm far away from redemption but at least this start is good. Thanks for the tips bro
#16 - Still, being dumb is only one of the effects you feel. No one … 09/19/2014 on it's story time kids 0
#22 - How comes no one has said anything about the fecking QUINTS in…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on The most important +25
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#106 - reican (09/10/2014) [-]
**reican rolls 05,798** because they only count here.
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#107 - reican (09/10/2014) [-]
At least I tried
#55 - Dude I laughed way too hard at this 09/08/2014 on just AOM things +1
#30 - In italy the boxes are built so that the pressure is only felt… 09/05/2014 on Why Did They Get Rid Of The... 0
#10 - I'll tell you a secret. I've never seen anyone i…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Why Did They Get Rid Of The... -1
#40 - anon (09/06/2014) [-]
I imagine it's because our pizzas are generally bigger (from what I remember of visiting Italy) meaning the boxes are structurally weaker at the middle..
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#11 - ultimateasshole (09/05/2014) [-]
It only happens when a faggot ass pizza delivery man tries to stack and carry to many boxes at once.
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#30 - theaveragetard (09/05/2014) [-]
In italy the boxes are built so that the pressure is only felt on the sides so that you can stack them properly, but I also guess that the average american pizza is bigger than ours and that might be why it pushes all towards the center. god i'm so fucking high
#152505 - I ordered some proteins from the UK and along with the package… 09/01/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#45 - Quick question, what should I type on youtube to find these ki…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on Footage of Admin as an autist 0
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#48 - niceguydan (08/22/2014) [-]
I duuno bruh, i just see them on facebook all the time