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#50 - A group of baboons is called a troop 11/27/2014 on so.. did you know? 0
#155 - umm.. yeah? Thats what the picture is of. 11/27/2014 on Marines 0
#93 - I just watched the first episode and its so ******* … 07/31/2014 on Vampire Diaries +2
#426 - Militias are hard to beat no matter who the other country is. … 07/31/2014 on 'Merican pride 0
#53 - > actual gay pride parade and the reason I find them annoyi…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Gey +15
#88 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
You know, if the African Americans acted like THEIR stereotypes in THEIR pride marches for equal rights back in the 60s, it would've been used as self-evident justification for all the lynchings they got for being primitive and animalistic. Notice how they DIDN'T do that, because they were trying to get recognized as humans in spite of their skin color, not because of it.

The fact of the matter is, though, that sexuality differs from race in one incredibly important aspect: skin color is a genetic trait, and homosexuality is an action. When the final word is said, a homo is completely impossible to tell from a straight guy in a line-up (assuming he hasn't done anything stupidly desperate to label his body as gay, like girls' makeup or something.) This means a gay person can only prove their identity by ACTING gay.

We are entering an age where minority groups can be dictated by peoples' actions, and that's a bigger can of worms than you can imagine.
User avatar #63 - guitarnigger (07/31/2014) [-]
the parade wouldnt be really a parade otherwise, just a manifestation
#56 - utburd (07/31/2014) [-]
Mirin' dem quads on lefty though...
User avatar #54 - dehnoobshow (07/31/2014) [-]
I'm homosex and even I call them faggots.
#74 - Alrighty then. Thanks a lot. I now have a new show to watch.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Vampire Diaries +4
User avatar #77 - arrogant (07/31/2014) [-]
Warning though, after season 6 it gets pretty dull. I really enjoyed the first 6 seasons though
User avatar #87 - wtfareu (07/31/2014) [-]
It picks up again in season 8 and 7 wasn't horrible
User avatar #88 - arrogant (07/31/2014) [-]
I dunno, the whole leviathon thing was too forced
User avatar #89 - wtfareu (07/31/2014) [-]
True but at least Dick Roman was an interesting antagonist. I just wish they focused more on castile being god
#76 - unfairlybanned (07/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - droysters (07/31/2014) [-]
No problem man.
User avatar #93 - theaveragejoe (07/31/2014) [-]
I just watched the first episode and its so fucking good. Thank you so much.
#72 - Ooh that actually sounds kinda interesting. I thought it was t…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Vampire Diaries +3
User avatar #73 - droysters (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'd definitely recommend it. It focuses almost entirely on the action and the two brother's relationship.
User avatar #74 - theaveragejoe (07/31/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. Thanks a lot. I now have a new show to watch.
User avatar #77 - arrogant (07/31/2014) [-]
Warning though, after season 6 it gets pretty dull. I really enjoyed the first 6 seasons though
User avatar #87 - wtfareu (07/31/2014) [-]
It picks up again in season 8 and 7 wasn't horrible
User avatar #88 - arrogant (07/31/2014) [-]
I dunno, the whole leviathon thing was too forced
User avatar #89 - wtfareu (07/31/2014) [-]
True but at least Dick Roman was an interesting antagonist. I just wish they focused more on castile being god
#76 - unfairlybanned (07/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - droysters (07/31/2014) [-]
No problem man.
User avatar #93 - theaveragejoe (07/31/2014) [-]
I just watched the first episode and its so fucking good. Thank you so much.
#69 - Is supernatural worth the watch? I always assumed most all sup…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Vampire Diaries +4
User avatar #71 - droysters (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, its pretty good. It's about 2 brothers who follow in their fathers footsteps by hunting and killing supernatural creatures. Lots of action.
User avatar #72 - theaveragejoe (07/31/2014) [-]
Ooh that actually sounds kinda interesting. I thought it was that gay kinda show that just focused on drama and shit.
User avatar #73 - droysters (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'd definitely recommend it. It focuses almost entirely on the action and the two brother's relationship.
User avatar #74 - theaveragejoe (07/31/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. Thanks a lot. I now have a new show to watch.
User avatar #77 - arrogant (07/31/2014) [-]
Warning though, after season 6 it gets pretty dull. I really enjoyed the first 6 seasons though
User avatar #87 - wtfareu (07/31/2014) [-]
It picks up again in season 8 and 7 wasn't horrible
User avatar #88 - arrogant (07/31/2014) [-]
I dunno, the whole leviathon thing was too forced
User avatar #89 - wtfareu (07/31/2014) [-]
True but at least Dick Roman was an interesting antagonist. I just wish they focused more on castile being god
#76 - unfairlybanned (07/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - droysters (07/31/2014) [-]
No problem man.
User avatar #93 - theaveragejoe (07/31/2014) [-]
I just watched the first episode and its so fucking good. Thank you so much.
#405 - What can I say other than we are a young nation? We can't go b…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2014 on 'Merican pride 0
#424 - comradewinter (07/31/2014) [-]
The supposed quotes in this post date back to the 1940's or so. That was before the US had the largest military in the world, let alone most advanced.

Nowadays they have the capabilities to destroy the entire world using atomic bombs. What remains to be seen is if they could beat Russia, or China should they leave the bombs. Given their failure to succeed against weak countries like North Vietnam, and their backwards fighting in the Middle East, there isn't much that points to a victory there either.
User avatar #522 - mrnoodlez (07/31/2014) [-]
The US military had an 18 to 1 kill ratio against North Vietnam. The US in Iraq has had an 8 to 1 ratio. The US in Afghanistan has so far has a 15 to 1 ratio. The US military has no trouble winning military victories, political ones are another matter.
User avatar #426 - theaveragejoe (07/31/2014) [-]
Militias are hard to beat no matter who the other country is. It is hard to fight a peoples that look exactly like people you aren't fighting and live in the same place. And I think the US has the capability to take on both of those nations though I hope it never comes to that. War is hell and I wouldn't wish it just to make a point about our military prowess.
#399 - Honestly I just didnt feel like reading through 100+ replies. …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2014 on 'Merican pride 0
#402 - comradewinter (07/31/2014) [-]
The US has a massive military, but again, never fully tested. Germany, France, Spain, Great Britain and Russia, not to mention others, have had their limits fully tested being outnumbered and outgunned in numerous situations, yet have persisted. That's what gives them a proud military history of victories. The US, on the other hand, has assisted in the large wars, along with some of these, and otherwise fought their own wars against small pirate nations and fallen empires.

War is not a good thing, but if you're adamant about claiming your country is top notch when it comes to military, it takes more than bombing someone to ashes and pull back eventually. Especially when more damage is usually done in a single battle than the US has faced in history.
User avatar #405 - theaveragejoe (07/31/2014) [-]
What can I say other than we are a young nation? We can't go back as far as European Nations and say we were tested militarily as much as them. However, our military is the largest and one of the most technologically advanced in the world, so if I want to say it is a top notched military than I definitely have a right to say so. The point you're trying to make that since we haven't been in large wars by ourselves we can't say we are top notch is ludicrous.
#424 - comradewinter (07/31/2014) [-]
The supposed quotes in this post date back to the 1940's or so. That was before the US had the largest military in the world, let alone most advanced.

Nowadays they have the capabilities to destroy the entire world using atomic bombs. What remains to be seen is if they could beat Russia, or China should they leave the bombs. Given their failure to succeed against weak countries like North Vietnam, and their backwards fighting in the Middle East, there isn't much that points to a victory there either.
User avatar #522 - mrnoodlez (07/31/2014) [-]
The US military had an 18 to 1 kill ratio against North Vietnam. The US in Iraq has had an 8 to 1 ratio. The US in Afghanistan has so far has a 15 to 1 ratio. The US military has no trouble winning military victories, political ones are another matter.
User avatar #426 - theaveragejoe (07/31/2014) [-]
Militias are hard to beat no matter who the other country is. It is hard to fight a peoples that look exactly like people you aren't fighting and live in the same place. And I think the US has the capability to take on both of those nations though I hope it never comes to that. War is hell and I wouldn't wish it just to make a point about our military prowess.

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