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#2 - Fun Fact: Sea otters will steal baby seals and rape them. Due …  [+] (19 new replies) 10/12/2014 on But mooom +68
#25 - icametocomment (10/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - karlKroenen (10/13/2014) [-]
Fun fact: Dolphins sometimes bite fish in half and use the carcass to masturbate into. fishlight
Dolphin uses dead fish to masturbate
#22 - boobiebanger (10/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - becauseoprahsaidso (10/12/2014) [-]
Discovery channel is fucking soft. THIS is what the people really want to see.
#19 - vorarephilia (10/12/2014) [-]
#18 - richardhandler (10/12/2014) [-]
#17 - kokanum (10/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - dezzka (10/12/2014) [-]
Jesus how horrifying
User avatar #16 - enemyoftrn (10/12/2014) [-]
The sea otter did it for the tight seals...
User avatar #14 - runescapewasgood (10/12/2014) [-]
www.vox.com/2014/4/24/5640890/9-questions-about-otters-you-were-too-embarrassed-to-ask

if you didn't care to read this article, basically:
1. you cant hunt sea otters because they're almost extinct
2. otters often attack people (when present)
3. they horrifically attack other species even when not for food, just for the hell of it
4. they rape baby seals to death
5. 11% of all of their mating rituals, often induced by rape, result in death of one partner
6. they are necophiliacs (have sex with dead bodies)
7. 70% of them in the washington state area have H1N1
8. they are capable of holding ransom for kids to gain food, but help the environment
#13 - tvfreakuk (10/12/2014) [-]
Suuure, when an otter does it, it's "a part of nature", but when I do it it's suddenly "a crime".
#12 - runescapewasgood has deleted their comment.
#11 - dragginbref (10/12/2014) [-]
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/12/2014) [-]
lol I lost it at "this kills the seal"
#7 - meatygoodness (10/12/2014) [-]
That wasn't a fun fact
User avatar #4 - thelizardqueen (10/12/2014) [-]
I know what animal i would want to be
#8 - nosensephenom (10/12/2014) [-]
What will your baby seal name be?
User avatar #9 - thelizardqueen (10/12/2014) [-]
dug
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/12/2014) [-]
Nature is fucking terrifying
#26 - Web comic 09/28/2014 on *bouncing, bouncing* 0
#4 - There is a 9/11 joke here somewhere..  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on wheres ma money +10
User avatar #11 - zallaz (09/11/2014) [-]
Too bad the towers didn't have time to...

duck
User avatar #5 - thepandaking (09/11/2014) [-]
When achmed volunteers for the attack but he still owes you money.
#761 - 18, Courtesy Clerk I'm afraid my standards are too high.. … 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#27 - it was late and i wasn't sure >< 07/09/2014 on Cigar Store White Man 0
#17 - i thought it had something to do with the fact that the head w… 07/07/2014 on Cigar Store White Man 0
#16 - European date format DD/MM/YY as apposed to MM/DD/YY …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Cigar Store White Man 0
#22 - kulamia (07/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #27 - theatasigma (07/09/2014) [-]
it was late and i wasn't sure ><
#198 - Well at least two of them wore blue.. 07/04/2014 on The diversity of Fox news... 0
#10 - but.. how did you kill them without getting ass ****** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on HEADSHOT IS IMPOSSIBRU 0
User avatar #24 - anomorphous (07/01/2014) [-]
by doing one of the following:

PASS TUH WISKY

DOSH, GRAB IT WHILE IT'S HOT

NEED A DISPENSAH HEAR

BAG TOSS

TWELVE BARRELS OF HELL
#63 - Now back to, Malcom Slightly Off to the Left. 06/23/2014 on malcolm in the middle +5
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