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I don't nescesarily WANT the metric system to be enforced right now... i grew up with the imperial system. I know exactly how hot 100 degrees Fahrenheit is. i kinda know what 70 degrees celcius is. I could tell you how long 5 feet is better than how long 3 meters is. i know how fast 50 MPH is without looking at a spedometer, but i cant do the same if you tell me to go 75 KM/H.

that isn't to say i dont use and understand how to use the metric system and how to convert everything into everything else, or could look it up in a book/internet very easily
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User avatar #17 - andraste (11/25/2012) [-]
miss talking to you silly head
#18 to #17 - theasguard (11/25/2012) [-]
Lets put these on and "talk!" How have you been my long lost friend?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #19 to #18 - andraste (11/25/2012) [-]
hehehe oh you!
ive bee moving out now i got my own place! what about you ?
#20 to #19 - theasguard (11/25/2012) [-]
I've been good, just working and homework mostly. Pure computer programming homework is extremely time consuming so I don't have time for much else. But, other than homework I  have been enjoying life.   
.....Moved out you say?!!!!  *points to last posted picture* ;)
I've been good, just working and homework mostly. Pure computer programming homework is extremely time consuming so I don't have time for much else. But, other than homework I have been enjoying life.
.....Moved out you say?!!!! *points to last posted picture* ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - andraste (11/25/2012) [-]
hehehehe ;)
but computer programming is hot! why arent we married?
#22 to #21 - theasguard (11/25/2012) [-]
Good question, though we have to dress our kids up like this everyday, that is my one condition. :D other than that I'm all yours sexeh.
User avatar #24 to #22 - andraste (11/25/2012) [-]
hahah i can live with that fo sho,
#23 to #22 - theasguard (11/25/2012) [-]
If you agree to that then,
<----see that.
User avatar #25 to #23 - andraste (11/25/2012) [-]
hahahha youre too good to me!
#16 - andraste (09/10/2012) [-]
looks like its just usssssssssssssssssssss!
love you and happy birthday from your loving australian pal, andraste xox
#8 - andraste (09/02/2012) [-]
luv u
#9 to #8 - theasguard (09/02/2012) [-]
OMG how have you been!!!!!????
OMG how have you been!!!!!????
#10 to #9 - andraste (09/02/2012) [-]
GEEEWWWWWD! yourself my darling??   
ive just been working and whatnot, gonna move out soon! well soon ish   
maybe   
hopefully^^
GEEEWWWWWD! yourself my darling??
ive just been working and whatnot, gonna move out soon! well soon ish
maybe
hopefully^^
#11 to #10 - theasguard (09/02/2012) [-]
I have been doing fantastic! Back in college and loving my classes, which is a nice break from working every day.
#12 to #11 - andraste (09/02/2012) [-]
thats so good! what are you GET SKYPE!
sorry, what are you studying :3
#13 to #12 - theasguard (09/03/2012) [-]
I shall soon! And I am studying computer programming :D
I shall soon! And I am studying computer programming :D
#14 to #13 - andraste (09/03/2012) [-]
UNF!!!! that is the sexiest thing ever~~
#15 to #14 - theasguard (09/03/2012) [-]
You clearly haven't looked in a mirror lately!
#6 - andraste (08/14/2012) [-]
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#3 - andraste (08/06/2012) [-]
youre online and youre not talking to me
#5 to #3 - theasguard (08/06/2012) [-]
&lt;----  Forgot to attach this
<---- Forgot to attach this
User avatar #4 to #3 - theasguard (08/06/2012) [-]
AHAHAHA you have no idea how hard I just laughed at that XD
And I am dearly sorry, I have been afk most of the night and am heading to bed cause I work in like 4 hours lol, I shall be on tomorrow though!!!!!
#1 - andraste (07/09/2012) [-]
i like you
i like you
#2 to #1 - theasguard (07/10/2012) [-]
:)
:)
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