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#5298403 - We'll see... 16 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread 0
#5298327 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #5298378 - gizmobox (16 hours ago) [-]
now never do that again.
#5298403 - theapocalipz (16 hours ago) [-]
We'll see...
#5298278 - www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/5298000#5298000 Welp, guess th…  [+] (9 new replies) 16 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread +4
User avatar #5298394 - nathanwebb (16 hours ago) [-]
*raises gun* No one leaves the pony thread alive.
User avatar #5298309 - owenevr (16 hours ago) [-]
**owenevr rolls 40**
Singles and you stay.
#5298302 - blackoutats (16 hours ago) [-]
See ya around..
User avatar #5298297 - gizmobox (16 hours ago) [-]
**gizmobox rolls 99** dubs and you're back.
#5298327 - theapocalipz (16 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #5298378 - gizmobox (16 hours ago) [-]
now never do that again.
#5298403 - theapocalipz (16 hours ago) [-]
We'll see...
#5298296 - xlatiel (16 hours ago) [-]
Welcome to the pony thread!
User avatar #5298291 - regularshowbrony (16 hours ago) [-]
**regularshowbrony rolls 29**

No
#2303 - Lol, well goodbye and good night *hugs* 16 hours ago on theapocalipz's profile 0
#5298112 - **theapocalipz rolls 0** Guess I should at least roll for the get 16 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2301 - Yeah probably. It's nice to see you back man.  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on theapocalipz's profile 0
User avatar #2302 - toxicpoison (16 hours ago) [-]
Good to see you again too ^_^

Anyway, it's late and I must sleep so I'll see you around (or maybe not)
User avatar #2303 - theapocalipz (16 hours ago) [-]
Lol, well goodbye and good night *hugs*
#5298000 - Get and I leave forever  [+] (14 new replies) 16 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread +8
User avatar #5298112 - theapocalipz (16 hours ago) [-]
**theapocalipz rolls 0** Guess I should at least roll for the get
User avatar #5298071 - gizmobox (16 hours ago) [-]
**gizmobox rolls 60** dubs and you stay.
User avatar #5298067 - regularshowbrony (16 hours ago) [-]
Can I have your account?
#5298054 - pankikilord (16 hours ago) [-]
Does that mean this is mine now?
#5298051 - regularshowbrony (16 hours ago) [-]
**regularshowbrony rolls 91**
User avatar #5298049 - Jjacoby (16 hours ago) [-]
D:
#5298048 - silentphantom (16 hours ago) [-]
Nope, I like you.
User avatar #5298408 - spidermanisagod (16 hours ago) [-]
I WAS JUST FUCKING WATCHING THAT SHOW! I AM IN FUCKING LOVE WITH YOU NOW~
User avatar #5298047 - Mattyowl (16 hours ago) [-]
Oh noes.
User avatar #5298036 - afnfrbewjufwhgbtwu (16 hours ago) [-]
Uh-oh
User avatar #5298027 - PolishTroll (16 hours ago) [-]
D:
#5298024 - blackoutats (16 hours ago) [-]
Welp.
It's been fun, apocalipz.
Take care.
User avatar #5298015 - discordwhooves (16 hours ago) [-]
kbai
User avatar #5298010 - rubyking (16 hours ago) [-]
D:
#2299 - I might come back, but I'd have to have everything I need done…  [+] (4 new replies) 16 hours ago on theapocalipz's profile 0
User avatar #2300 - toxicpoison (16 hours ago) [-]
huh, yeah... I don't even think the thread remember me at all... but surely there will be a few of your friends around, even if they're not on the thread.
User avatar #2301 - theapocalipz (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah probably. It's nice to see you back man.
User avatar #2302 - toxicpoison (16 hours ago) [-]
Good to see you again too ^_^

Anyway, it's late and I must sleep so I'll see you around (or maybe not)
User avatar #2303 - theapocalipz (16 hours ago) [-]
Lol, well goodbye and good night *hugs*
#5297612 - **theapocalipz rolls 69** Dubs and I leave forever  [+] (5 new replies) 16 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread +4
User avatar #5297641 - scarysnowman (16 hours ago) [-]
...i wouldn't want you to leave forever...
#5297637 - mistertrolls (16 hours ago) [-]
#5297634 - gaaralee (16 hours ago) [-]
But apocalipz, I love you!
User avatar #5297628 - owenevr (16 hours ago) [-]
**owenevr rolls 53** Let me help you...
#5297616 - therealdoctor (16 hours ago) [-]
#2297 - Pretty much the entire internet. Gotta do a lot of stuff durin…  [+] (6 new replies) 16 hours ago on theapocalipz's profile 0
User avatar #2298 - toxicpoison (16 hours ago) [-]
Ah I see, well good luck and all that. Is this a permanent thing or are you coming back eventually?
User avatar #2299 - theapocalipz (16 hours ago) [-]
I might come back, but I'd have to have everything I need done, done. And honestly by that time I think the thread would either gone or no one I knew would be there anymore.
User avatar #2300 - toxicpoison (16 hours ago) [-]
huh, yeah... I don't even think the thread remember me at all... but surely there will be a few of your friends around, even if they're not on the thread.
User avatar #2301 - theapocalipz (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah probably. It's nice to see you back man.
User avatar #2302 - toxicpoison (16 hours ago) [-]
Good to see you again too ^_^

Anyway, it's late and I must sleep so I'll see you around (or maybe not)
User avatar #2303 - theapocalipz (16 hours ago) [-]
Lol, well goodbye and good night *hugs*
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#2290 - toxicpoison ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
Hey man, it's been forever!

So what's up?
User avatar #2291 to #2290 - theapocalipz (17 hours ago) [-]
Sorry for late reply
Got a nasty sunburn that's starting to heal up.
How about you?
#2292 to #2291 - toxicpoison ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Sounds painful D:

Nothing much happening at the moment, just kind of staring blankly at my computer screen...

And in case you were wondering, this is libertyprimepony.
User avatar #2293 to #2292 - theapocalipz (16 hours ago) [-]
Awesome! I thought you left a while ago man.
(At a friend's house, so no pics :P)
User avatar #2294 to #2293 - toxicpoison ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
I kinda did leave... but I came back eventually. I'm not real active anymore though...
User avatar #2295 to #2294 - theapocalipz (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. I'll be leaving soon. Next week in fact.
User avatar #2296 to #2295 - toxicpoison ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
What, you mean quitting FJ completely?
User avatar #2297 to #2296 - theapocalipz (16 hours ago) [-]
Pretty much the entire internet. Gotta do a lot of stuff during Summer and the internet would just slow me down.
User avatar #2298 to #2297 - toxicpoison ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Ah I see, well good luck and all that. Is this a permanent thing or are you coming back eventually?
User avatar #2299 to #2298 - theapocalipz (16 hours ago) [-]
I might come back, but I'd have to have everything I need done, done. And honestly by that time I think the thread would either gone or no one I knew would be there anymore.
User avatar #2300 to #2299 - toxicpoison ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
huh, yeah... I don't even think the thread remember me at all... but surely there will be a few of your friends around, even if they're not on the thread.
User avatar #2301 to #2300 - theapocalipz (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah probably. It's nice to see you back man.
User avatar #2302 to #2301 - toxicpoison ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Good to see you again too ^_^

Anyway, it's late and I must sleep so I'll see you around (or maybe not)
User avatar #2303 to #2302 - theapocalipz (16 hours ago) [-]
Lol, well goodbye and good night *hugs*
#2289 - surprize (05/25/2012) [-]
enjoy lol.
#2285 - Syncronicity (05/23/2012) [-]
I am still not so good of a drawer so I am sorry if you don't like it.
#2286 to #2285 - theapocalipz (05/23/2012) [-]
OOoooooooo!
Badass man!
Thanks, I love it!
User avatar #2287 to #2286 - Syncronicity (05/23/2012) [-]
I am always looking for stuff to draw so pitch me an idea any time.
#2276 - yiffcario (05/23/2012) [-]
Are you alright?
#2277 to #2276 - theapocalipz (05/23/2012) [-]
Yeah I just got a second degree sunburn. It gave me blisters all up and down my arms, most prudent at the wrists. I drained a lot of them today but now my skin is starting to disconnect from my arm. Usually this would just be peeling for regular sunburns, but mine is trying to come off before there's another layer of skin safely grown back, so it really really hurts.
#2278 to #2277 - yiffcario (05/23/2012) [-]
So it's just physical pain?
fucking ouch....get some sunblock dude, the fuck happened?
#2279 to #2278 - theapocalipz (05/23/2012) [-]
Well I was outside helping out with a car wash to raise money for a breast cancer walk, didn't realize I'd be standing outside for over three hours on a very hot Texas day, and got roasted.
#2280 to #2279 - yiffcario (05/23/2012) [-]
Well alright.

"No good deed goes unpunished."
#2254 - tehgaem (05/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2275 to #2254 - theapocalipz (05/15/2012) [-]
Never go to 4chan
#2256 to #2255 - tehgaem (05/14/2012) [-]
How are things? It's been a while.
How are things? It's been a while.
#2257 to #2256 - theapocalipz (05/14/2012) [-]
I'm pretty good, thanks

How about you?
#2258 to #2257 - tehgaem (05/14/2012) [-]
I'm pretty well. I'm glad school is almost over.
I'm pretty well. I'm glad school is almost over.
#2260 to #2259 - tehgaem (05/14/2012) [-]
You doing anything this summer?
#2261 to #2260 - theapocalipz (05/14/2012) [-]
Losing weight, gaining muscle, start training different fighting styles, a bunch of mental and spiritual stuff
#2262 to #2261 - tehgaem (05/14/2012) [-]
Sounds like something I need to do...
#2263 to #2262 - theapocalipz (05/14/2012) [-]
Well I'm gonna be doing it in a most likely dangerous way. Work out/run until I can no longer move, and go days without sleep. Soooooo there's a chance I'll die :/
#2264 to #2263 - tehgaem (05/14/2012) [-]
Not the greatest idea...
#2265 to #2264 - theapocalipz (05/14/2012) [-]
Yeah I know, but I've gone a week without sleep, going for it again this week, but hey my plans never work out so I'll most likely crash within the first couple days. So no worries.
#2266 to #2265 - tehgaem (05/14/2012) [-]
Get sleep.   
Don't you dare not sleep.
Get sleep.
Don't you dare not sleep.
#2267 to #2266 - theapocalipz (05/15/2012) [-]
But.....but.....
But.....but.....
#2270 to #2269 - tehgaem (05/15/2012) [-]
WELL FINE.
WELL FINE.
#2271 to #2270 - theapocalipz (05/15/2012) [-]
NO WAIT! I'M SORRY!!!
#2252 - gaaralee (05/14/2012) [-]
Hai darling!
We haven't talked in a while!
So hai. How're you?
Still sexy?
#2253 to #2252 - theapocalipz (05/14/2012) [-]
Ohai
I'm good, thanks
And according to a few of my bi friends, yes, yes I am
#2238 - yusei ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
Hi
#2240 to #2239 - yusei ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
I cropped a bunch of pics out of my favorite doujin.
#2241 to #2240 - theapocalipz (05/14/2012) [-]
Please tell me they aren't traps, cuz that female Yusei has been catching my eye since right before you got here on the thread
#2242 to #2241 - yusei ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
Right before? And no, they're not.
User avatar #2243 to #2242 - theapocalipz (05/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, right before you got here another poster by the name of diabolicgannontwo who just started posting rule 63 Yusei. Then you showed up and I was a bit confused, thinking you were either an alt of his or someone who made your account because you liked his pics and decided to make it your mascot.
#2244 to #2243 - yusei ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
That was his account name!

I was lurking the thread as an anon and then I commented on his profile and said that I loved his mascot. He said he was leaving and I could have her, so he dumped all the pics they had of her. The porn I had to find on my own. They also said I could have this account cause they weren't planning on coming back, so I got this. Then I started on the thread!

I forgot what their name was, I thought it started with a d and had cannon in it, but I guess I was a little bit wrong...

Not sure what happened after they said they were leaving...
User avatar #2245 to #2244 - theapocalipz (05/14/2012) [-]
Thought he was gone for a bit too long.

Damn, I liked him. We shared many interests. He shall be missed.
#2246 to #2245 - yusei ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
Huh. Well I guess I'm here now. How long were they posting her?
User avatar #2247 to #2246 - theapocalipz (05/14/2012) [-]
Just a few days or so. Maybe a week. Not long at all.
#2248 to #2247 - yusei ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
Oh, okay. I didn't want to seem like I was stealing her to some people.

So what's up with you? I'm about to go to sleep.
User avatar #2249 to #2248 - theapocalipz (05/14/2012) [-]
I'm gonna see how long I can go without sleeping, but am getting off soon.
#2250 to #2249 - yusei ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
I still have a month of school ahead of me...
User avatar #2251 to #2250 - theapocalipz (05/14/2012) [-]
Same. Well, just under a month actually, but still counts I guess.

Well I'm getting off for now. Later bro.
#2224 - yusei ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
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Oh hello...
#2225 to #2224 - theapocalipz (05/10/2012) [-]
I've decided to just think of your traps as women.
Not gonna care anymore, looks like a girl, is a girl as far as I know.
So, I am completely okay with this.
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#2227 to #2226 - theapocalipz (05/10/2012) [-]
Borderline is sexier than actual r34 to me
#2228 to #2227 - yusei ONLINE Comment deleted by theapocalipz[-]
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#2233 to #2232 - theapocalipz (05/10/2012) [-]
Actually seeing the dick kinda kills it for me
#2234 to #2233 - yusei ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
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Jesus you're such a queer.
#2237 to #2236 - theapocalipz (05/10/2012) [-]
Just remembered I fapped just a little while ago....so I guess I'll just wait until I'm horny again
User avatar #2223 - AwesomeAnonomous (05/09/2012) [-]
Grease me up and squeeze me till I fly
User avatar #2220 to #2219 - theapocalipz (05/06/2012) [-]
Ohai!

Sorry I haven't talked recently, at a friend's house for the weekend, I can talk when I get home. <3
User avatar #2221 to #2220 - Nintendokami (05/06/2012) [-]
Hey, I figured. Have fun!
#2119 - thereallyra (05/01/2012) [-]
sorry but i cant refrain myself from looking at all da pictures of rukia on ur profile :) lol
#2123 to #2119 - theapocalipz (05/01/2012) [-]
Well there's not much I can do to stop you
#2192 to #2190 - theapocalipz (05/03/2012) [-]
You see all that new stuff below?
#2201 to #2199 - theapocalipz (05/03/2012) [-]
So how you been bro?
#2203 to #2201 - thereallyra (05/03/2012) [-]
good, just a crazy as usual >:p

how about u?
#2204 to #2203 - theapocalipz (05/03/2012) [-]
Good too, just had some KFC
#2205 to #2204 - thereallyra (05/03/2012) [-]
oh damn, i made pork chops on a fire i made :D
#2186 to #2095 - theapocalipz (05/03/2012) [-]
Yes, very good it was (lol yota)

But y'know, when people come to my profile they're going to see all this right?
#2187 to #2186 - Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
So?
They can look all they want. They're just jealous 'cause I get a psychotic, violent, totally sexy awesome Soul Reaper all to myself. ♥
#2189 to #2188 - Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
Hehehe... As long as you enjoyed it.
You just gave a whole new reason to start writing my hentai fanfictions again. I used to write it in school. It was called "Passion Inferno"/

Would you read it if I started it up again?
#2195 to #2191 - Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
Hmmm...
Now what should we talk about...
#2197 to #2195 - theapocalipz (05/03/2012) [-]
...............Pokemon?
#2200 to #2197 - Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
Oh, god why! That face!
It's scary...

Speaking of Pokemon, have you seen my status?
I've been pretty sad since last night.
#2202 to #2200 - theapocalipz (05/03/2012) [-]
Yeah...I would ask, but I don't want to make you sadder *hugs*
#2206 to #2202 - Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
No, it's fine...
Micheal was basically my first love, one of the only person I cared about in my life for a really long time. When I moved away to the house I lived in now, he was on his way to visit me and got killed by a drunk driver.
Since me and him used to play Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire, and right before I left, this Pokemon Emerald together that I thought I lost. I just found it in this old pencil case I hid a long time ago.
Soo...yeah. Normally it would make me sad, but I don't mind talking to you about it...
#2207 to #2206 - theapocalipz (05/03/2012) [-]
I'm so sorry TT_TT
*hugs*
#2208 to #2207 - Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
*Hugs*
You don't have to be sorry...It's gonna take a while to get over it, but I'm sure I'll be okay.

Oh, I meant to show you... That part in the story about you having sharp teeth right before you bit me, it was based on this picture.
*Nosebleed*
#2209 to #2208 - theapocalipz (05/03/2012) [-]
Niiiiice
Niiiiice
#2210 to #2209 - Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
Ah, we gotta do that again something, hm?
It's pretty relaxing.
#2212 to #2211 - Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
Don't worry... The next time you're aching for seduction and so horny, you don't know what to do with yourself, you know how to find me.   
Isn't that right, Strawberry?
Don't worry... The next time you're aching for seduction and so horny, you don't know what to do with yourself, you know how to find me.
Isn't that right, Strawberry?
#2213 to #2212 - theapocalipz (05/03/2012) [-]
Nyes, of course
#2214 to #2213 - Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
*Kiss*
Now I gotta go for a little while.
Going to watch GTO and eat some nachos, but I shall be back.

Until next time, Lord Ichigo. ♥
#2166 to #2095 - theapocalipz (05/02/2012) [-]
Alright alright, slow.
One minute you want me insane, the next minute, controlled.
But you're worth it <3
#2167 to #2166 - Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
Oh, am I? ♥

Don't worry... I didn't say you had to STAY controlled. That'd be no fun at all...
Just put it in really slowly...
Might I say, you're much bigger than I imagined and I do want to make sure I can last as long as you, Ichigo... ♥ ♥ ♥
After you're in... go as crazy as you want.
#2168 to #2167 - theapocalipz (05/02/2012) [-]
Sounds like a plan

Alright...slowly...mmmm nice and tight

Almost ready?
#2169 to #2168 - Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
Heh, and here I thought it was getting to be too much for you...

Yes, Strawberry Boy. I'm more than ready for you. ♥
#2170 to #2169 - theapocalipz (05/02/2012) [-]
Then here...weee....GO!
#2171 to #2170 - Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
*Sharp gasp*
AHHH... Oh...oh my god... That...that feels so...good... *Drooling*

*Digs into your back with my nails*
#2172 to #2171 - theapocalipz (05/02/2012) [-]
Reminds me...of something

"It hurts so good!"

Still true
#2173 to #2172 - Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
I still remember that quote...   
“Look at who’s holding that sword… You should be able to see her now.”    
   
For some reason... it's stuck in my head.   
Truly such a sweet moment, wasn't it? ♥
I still remember that quote...
“Look at who’s holding that sword… You should be able to see her now.”

For some reason... it's stuck in my head.
Truly such a sweet moment, wasn't it? ♥
#2174 to #2173 - theapocalipz (05/02/2012) [-]
Indeed

....now back to sexy tiems
#2175 to #2174 - Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
Let me remember...

You shoved yourself inside me and I was screaming over how big you were... I could feel you stretching me out all the way down to the pain in my toes. When you got close and decided to use your wet tongue to fondle my nipples, I reached up pull you into a kiss when another sharp pain crippled me as you thrusted hard into my aching hole... I grabbed your back, looking for some type of support and dug my nails deep into you, hoping I could hold on long enough to catch my breath. I bit my lip and cried out your name... "Ohhh... Lord Ichigo, please... More... I...I want more..." as you prepared for another painful thrust, your eyes wild with hunger for the juices that poured out of me.

That sound about right? ♥
#2176 to #2175 - theapocalipz (05/02/2012) [-]
Ooooooh yeeeeeees............this pleases me greatly
(I must sleep now, I'll be back to finish this in the morning. *anticipation*
#2177 to #2176 - Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
Hehehe, you're not the only one with a pervy imagination. I used to write hentai, y'know.

Sweet dreams, Lord Ichigo. My body aches for you greatly, but I shall make it until tomorrow if I must. ♥
#2178 to #2177 - theapocalipz (05/03/2012) [-]
Quick! I'm horny and about to bust a nut!
#2179 to #2178 - Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
What...
Um...Let's see... Where did we stop?

Oh, yeah!
You were about to show me how to polish your blade, so to speak.

If I remember, it was hot, we were sweating and there was blood dripping from your back. My tight wet hole was being violated by your vicious insertions and I was begging for mercy. Was that it?
#2180 to #2179 - theapocalipz (05/03/2012) [-]
Mmmm yes yes....more
#2181 to #2180 - Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
As I try to grab onto your back with my nails, trying to get a grip that will hold me over, the sweat makes it hard for me to even touch. The heavy breathing from both of us is only swallowed up by the gasping and soft whispering of your name... "Please...Lord I...Ichi...go, please...god...please....m-more..."
Begging for mercy seems to only make you harder and give you more energy, because at that second, you press your hands against the sheets and thrust as hard as you can inside me, causing me to scream out. To tease me and make it all the more enjoyable, you put your hand over my mouth and clamp your teeth down on one of my sore nipples, causing me to gasp in an hard mix of agony and ecstasy. I push your hand away and lunge at you, trying to reach your mouth and use my tongue to get that dark smirk off of your face, but you hold my arms down.
"What the hell do you think you're doing..." You smirk at me, narrowing your eyes as you stare into mine and begin to laugh at how desperate it would seem I'm becoming for you.
#2182 to #2181 - theapocalipz (05/03/2012) [-]
Mmmm....oh yes.....I can feel it...
#2183 to #2182 - Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
"My Lord, please...I...I want..."
"Do I look like I give a damn what you want?" You laugh and I try to push against your wrists to get my arms free. You take your nails and dig into my wrists, leaning over and softly lick the sweet spot on my neck. You can feel me getting close... the muscles tightening and the liquids all over you and the bedsheets. "Don't you dare cum until I tell you to... I swear to god, I'll rip your head off right here, whore..."
"I...but..." I try to stop it, feeling it coming closer... my fingers and my toes tingle and become numb and I know there's no way to stop it... You know that I can't and you open my mouth, exposing your sharp teeth and lean over, biting down hard into my throat. I scream out and an overwhelming pleasure shoots over my body and all over you. At that moment, the anxious and pleasured screams push you over the edge with me. You pull out of me and shove yourself into of my mouth while I'm still being pinned down. "Drink it all, b*tch!" you scream as your white hot juices pour inside my mouth. The sour, bitter taste overwhelm me and I begin to choke, but I know better than to spit it out. I swallow it little by little until I get it all down, clear liquids still running down my cheek. "Good girl..." you pick one arm up and kiss my forehead... "Now clean up your mess."

How's that, Ichigo-chan...?
#2185 to #2184 - Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
Hehehe... Really?
Are you sure it was up to your...standards, Hollow Boy?

<< Us afterwords.
#2146 to #2095 - theapocalipz (05/02/2012) [-]
(Whoa, never got that last notification, sorry)

Never too much for me
#2147 to #2146 - Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
Are you suuure? ♥
#2149 to #2148 - Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
Then let's start with something simple.

*Kiss*
#2150 to #2149 - theapocalipz (05/02/2012) [-]
Mmmmmmm.........
#2151 to #2150 - Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
*Licks your lips*
Mmm... you taste just like pure evil.
Which is surprisingly very delicious.

Now it's your turn to taste...
#2152 to #2151 - theapocalipz (05/02/2012) [-]
*Licks you from your cleavage to your lips, then slowly ease my tongue into your mouth, feeling every crevice of your mouth while caressing your breasts*
#2153 to #2152 - Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
*Blushes* Mmmm... Hehehe...

*Kisses back and slowly takes my shirt off*
I...Ichi...go...
#2154 to #2153 - theapocalipz (05/02/2012) [-]
Delicious by the way
#2155 to #2154 - Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
Heh, I'd agree but I can't ever say I've tasted myself.
#2156 to #2155 - theapocalipz (05/02/2012) [-]
Well we can make you more flexible if we try
#2157 to #2156 - Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
Oh, really... And how, may I ask, do you plan on doing that?!
#2158 to #2157 - theapocalipz (05/02/2012) [-]
Well we're going to need you, a barrel of whip cream, some chains, a towel for you to bite on, and my dick
#2159 to #2158 - Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
O_O

*Nosebleed*
You know, you have a very... wonderful imagination when you put your mind to it. ♥ ♥ ♥

B-be gentle... o-okay?
#2160 to #2159 - theapocalipz (05/02/2012) [-]
Hahaha....that's funny
#2161 to #2160 - Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
I'm serious! I'm delicate!

You might really hurt me! Just be realllll slow...
#2162 to #2161 - theapocalipz (05/02/2012) [-]
This slow?
This slow?
#2163 to #2162 - Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
OH GOD NO!

Are you trying to kill me?!
#2164 to #2163 - theapocalipz (05/02/2012) [-]
How about this
How about this
#2165 to #2164 - Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
Heck no!
I've seen that look before!
You'll tear me apart that way!
Don't you know how to be gentle?! Gentle...like this... just use your tongue... softly.

For a Soul Reaper, you're still pretty crazy!
#2125 to #2095 - theapocalipz (05/01/2012) [-]
Yes...morning...right now...err....hmm...

Let's start over
Hi! I'm theapocalipz, and I'm a horny bastard
#2126 to #2125 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
Hi, I'm Nintendokami and I like teasing you with Bleach ecchi.
#2127 to #2126 - theapocalipz (05/01/2012) [-]
...yes...yes you are
And...I think I'm okay with that?
#2128 to #2127 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
Yes. You do. And for that reason, I will continue to do it for a long time.
#2130 to #2129 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
But I dunno... Some of these are pretty dirty...

Maybe I shouldn't show them to you. :D
#2131 to #2130 - theapocalipz (05/01/2012) [-]
No no! Please! Go ahead!
#2132 to #2131 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
I dunno... I don't wanna expose someone as sweet and innocent as you to something like this!
<<

Maybe I should just stop...
#2133 to #2132 - theapocalipz (05/01/2012) [-]
What if I go full hollow?
Nothing sweet and innocent about that
#2134 to #2133 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
♥ ♥ ♥
Oh, Holly. You're so cool. ♥
You can have all the pictures you want.
#2136 to #2135 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
How about this, Holly?
#2137 to #2136 - theapocalipz (05/01/2012) [-]
Nice......nice......
#2138 to #2137 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
Oh, Holly... You taste... so good... Please...

I want more... ♥
#2139 to #2138 - theapocalipz (05/01/2012) [-]
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice........
#2140 to #2139 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
May I have... just a tiny taste, Master Ichigo?
Pretty please...? ♥
#2141 to #2140 - theapocalipz (05/01/2012) [-]
Of course! The more the merrier!
#2142 to #2141 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
Are you suuuure?

Be gentle... I'm not sure how much I can take. ♥
#2143 to #2142 - theapocalipz (05/01/2012) [-]
Gentle m ass!   
   
GGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gentle m ass!

GGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2145 to #2143 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
Heh, giving up so soon, Master?

Sorry if I wore you out so quickly.
#2144 to #2143 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
OH GOD WHY!

Just kidding...
I can take just about anything you have...
#2101 to #2097 - Nintendokami (04/30/2012) [-]
Yay!
How are these pictures, Hollow Boy?
#2102 to #2101 - theapocalipz (04/30/2012) [-]
Badass and smexy <3
#2103 to #2102 - Nintendokami (04/30/2012) [-]
It took me a while to find the pervy ones out of like...600 pictures, so I'll be sure to give you the rest when I find them.

It sucks that you don't have Skype. Then I could give them all to you.
#2105 to #2103 - theapocalipz (04/30/2012) [-]
I have a bunch of friends telling me to get skype too :/
But either way, I doubt my computer will let me save that many pics, but I know relatively nothing about computers so what do I know
#2106 to #2105 - Nintendokami (04/30/2012) [-]
What the... how much space is on your computer?

This folder is only 200mb. That's like...1/5 of a gig.
Much more than likely, it will fit on there.
#2107 to #2106 - theapocalipz (04/30/2012) [-]
Your words are...strange to me....
#2108 to #2107 - Nintendokami (04/30/2012) [-]
Oh, geez.
Alright, how about... I just keep talking to you until I give you all of these pictures. Won't that be easier, Strawberry? ♥
#2109 to #2108 - theapocalipz (04/30/2012) [-]
Sounds good to me!
#2110 to #2109 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
So, tell me...   
How was your weekend? Did you have fun!?
So, tell me...
How was your weekend? Did you have fun!?
#2111 to #2110 - theapocalipz (05/01/2012) [-]
Yup.
Learned a few basic fighting moves and played video games.
I'd say it was pretty eventful.

How about you?
#2112 to #2111 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
Consisted of video games, drawing and getting all those pictures for you.

What did you play?
Oh! I meant to show you... Look what I drew last night?
#2113 to #2112 - theapocalipz (05/01/2012) [-]
It's awesome!
I played a bunch of Xbox arcade games and Halo
#2114 to #2113 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
Oh, really? Which Halo?
Oh, really? Which Halo?
#2116 to #2115 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
I was playing that yesterday!
I was playing that yesterday!
#2117 to #2116 - theapocalipz (05/01/2012) [-]
If only my Xbox wasn't broken...had to play it at my friends house
#2118 to #2117 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
Don't feel bad. I'm just using my roommate's X-box. I've never actually had one.
#2122 to #2118 - theapocalipz (05/01/2012) [-]
Oops...guess I forgot to say goodnight
Sorry
#2124 to #2122 - Nintendokami (05/01/2012) [-]
Heh, it's alright. Good...morning?
Heh, it's alright. Good...morning?
#2058 - Nintendokami (04/28/2012) [-]
“Look at who’s holding that sword… You should be able to see her now.”
“Look at who’s holding that sword… You should be able to see her now.”
#2059 to #2058 - theapocalipz (04/28/2012) [-]
I'm back!
.......but.....when you're not here.......
Damn weekend plans...
Also, loved that newest Ichigo x Rukia pic, and love this .gif :3
It hurts...it hurts so good.....
#2061 to #2059 - Nintendokami (04/29/2012) [-]
Don't worry, my dear Ichigo. Go have fun.
I shall wait here collecting more and more for you, until you get here.

I've been working so hard to get them...
I already have 593 since we last talked. Just IchiRuki. ♥
User avatar #2062 to #2061 - theapocalipz (04/29/2012) [-]
Daaaaaaaamn :o
I'm at my friends' house right now, so sadly no Ichigo pics :(
I'll be home later today and we can finally talk some more <3
#2063 to #2062 - Nintendokami (04/29/2012) [-]
Have lots of fun!
See you when you get home, Ichigo-chan! ♥
#2065 to #2064 - Nintendokami (04/30/2012) [-]
Whyyyyy do I keep missing you?
I was playing Prototype 2. ♥
#2066 to #2065 - theapocalipz (04/30/2012) [-]
Was it fun?
Was it fun?
#2067 to #2066 - Nintendokami (04/30/2012) [-]
Really, really fun.   
I killed hundreds of thousands of civilians with my claws.   
   
Hi, Ichigo-chan!   
Did you miss me?
Really, really fun.
I killed hundreds of thousands of civilians with my claws.

Hi, Ichigo-chan!
Did you miss me?
#2068 to #2067 - theapocalipz (04/30/2012) [-]
A bunch :3
And lol glad you had fun slaughtering the innocent
#2069 to #2068 - Nintendokami (04/30/2012) [-]
I got so many effin' pictures!! (619 to be exact)   
I wonder how long it'll take you to see them all.
I got so many effin' pictures!! (619 to be exact)
I wonder how long it'll take you to see them all.
#2070 to #2069 - theapocalipz (04/30/2012) [-]
Probably longer than it took to catch all the Pokemon
#2071 to #2070 - Nintendokami (04/30/2012) [-]
Heh, most likely a lot longer.
#2072 to #2071 - theapocalipz (04/30/2012) [-]
Aaaaaand just wondering...not that you have to post more of those pics, but do you have anymore of those.....suggestive ones?
#2073 to #2072 - Nintendokami (04/30/2012) [-]
Heh...
Oh, so that's what you're into, huh?

Well, yes.
I have pervy ones, then I have all-out porny ones.

Which one, my dear Ichigo, would you like?
#2076 to #2074 - Nintendokami (04/30/2012) [-]
Oh! I have something you'd probably be interested it.
It's a IchiRuki hentai comic that I found.

Want it?
#2077 to #2076 - theapocalipz (04/30/2012) [-]
(Sorry for late reply)
Sure!
But I'll have to read it later after school, leaving soon.
I'll just hope for the best :3
#2078 to #2077 - Nintendokami (04/30/2012) [-]
Alright, I'll post it here and you'll see when you get home!   
   
Have a good day, Ichigo-chan! ♥
Alright, I'll post it here and you'll see when you get home!

Have a good day, Ichigo-chan! ♥
#2082 to #2078 - theapocalipz (04/30/2012) [-]
Oh god, dat .gif XD
Alrighty then, I'll be waiting! <3
#2085 to #2082 - Nintendokami (04/30/2012) [-]
Hurry home! ♥
#2075 to #2074 - Nintendokami (04/30/2012) [-]
Oh, really?
Well, okay. Only 'cause I like you, Hollow Boy.
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#2057 - Nintendokami (04/28/2012) [-]
Been working... ALL DAY.
Got 314 new IchiRuki pics.
I can probably get so much more of just Ichigo but for SOME reason...
I just love Ichigo ♥ Rukia.

Hope you come back soon...
#2052 - Nintendokami (04/27/2012) [-]
Dude... It's 6 am and I've been up ALL night getting these pictures... I must have hundreds of new ones now!   
   
I hope you like 'em...
Dude... It's 6 am and I've been up ALL night getting these pictures... I must have hundreds of new ones now!

I hope you like 'em...
#2053 to #2052 - theapocalipz (04/27/2012) [-]
And now I'm awake!
Going to school soon though
So...if you wanna do anything.....gotta be quick
#2054 to #2053 - Nintendokami (04/27/2012) [-]
No, don't worry.
I'll wait until you get home, okay?

*Kiss* Hehehe... ♥
Have a good day, Ichigo-chan...
#2055 to #2054 - theapocalipz (04/27/2012) [-]
<3
I'll see you when I get back :3
#2024 - missingthemoontoo (04/27/2012) [-]
Just finished arrancars saga
#2029 to #2027 - missingthemoontoo (04/27/2012) [-]
Duh!

It was so good.

I miss it already ;-;
#2031 to #2029 - theapocalipz (04/27/2012) [-]
Well you still have the next one!
#2036 to #2034 - theapocalipz (04/27/2012) [-]
Not as long...the end result is pretty badass...guess it really just depends who you are. Personally I'll like Bleach no matter what get's thrown at me.
#2037 to #2036 - missingthemoontoo (04/27/2012) [-]
Dunno man, I'll end up watching it for sure.

I just hope it doesn't feel like a filler season...
#2039 to #2037 - theapocalipz (04/27/2012) [-]
Well good luck with enjoying it then
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