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| #5298403 - We'll see... | 16 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread | 0 |
| #5298327 - Picture [+] (2 new replies) | 16 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread | +1 |
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| #5298278 - www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/5298000#5298000 Welp, guess th… [+] (9 new replies) | 16 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread | +4 |
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| #2303 - Lol, well goodbye and good night *hugs* | 16 hours ago on theapocalipz's profile | 0 |
| #5298112 - **theapocalipz rolls 0** Guess I should at least roll for the get | 16 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread | +1 |
| #2301 - Yeah probably. It's nice to see you back man. [+] (2 new replies) | 16 hours ago on theapocalipz's profile | 0 |
| Good to see you again too ^_^ Anyway, it's late and I must sleep so I'll see you around (or maybe not) | ||
| #5298000 - Get and I leave forever [+] (14 new replies) | 16 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread | +8 |
| **theapocalipz rolls 0** Guess I should at least roll for the get I WAS JUST FUCKING WATCHING THAT SHOW! I AM IN FUCKING LOVE WITH YOU NOW~ | ||
| #2299 - I might come back, but I'd have to have everything I need done… [+] (4 new replies) | 16 hours ago on theapocalipz's profile | 0 |
| huh, yeah... I don't even think the thread remember me at all... but surely there will be a few of your friends around, even if they're not on the thread. Good to see you again too ^_^ Anyway, it's late and I must sleep so I'll see you around (or maybe not) | ||
| #5297612 - **theapocalipz rolls 69** Dubs and I leave forever [+] (5 new replies) | 16 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread | +4 |
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| #2297 - Pretty much the entire internet. Gotta do a lot of stuff durin… [+] (6 new replies) | 16 hours ago on theapocalipz's profile | 0 |
| Ah I see, well good luck and all that. Is this a permanent thing or are you coming back eventually? I might come back, but I'd have to have everything I need done, done. And honestly by that time I think the thread would either gone or no one I knew would be there anymore. huh, yeah... I don't even think the thread remember me at all... but surely there will be a few of your friends around, even if they're not on the thread. Good to see you again too ^_^ Anyway, it's late and I must sleep so I'll see you around (or maybe not) | ||
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theapocalipz (05/23/2012) [-]
Yeah I just got a second degree sunburn. It gave me blisters all up and down my arms, most prudent at the wrists. I drained a lot of them today but now my skin is starting to disconnect from my arm. Usually this would just be peeling for regular sunburns, but mine is trying to come off before there's another layer of skin safely grown back, so it really really hurts.
Yeah, right before you got here another poster by the name of diabolicgannontwo who just started posting rule 63 Yusei. Then you showed up and I was a bit confused, thinking you were either an alt of his or someone who made your account because you liked his pics and decided to make it your mascot.
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yusei ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
That was his account name!
I was lurking the thread as an anon and then I commented on his profile and said that I loved his mascot. He said he was leaving and I could have her, so he dumped all the pics they had of her. The porn I had to find on my own. They also said I could have this account cause they weren't planning on coming back, so I got this. Then I started on the thread!
I forgot what their name was, I thought it started with a d and had cannon in it, but I guess I was a little bit wrong...
Not sure what happened after they said they were leaving...
I was lurking the thread as an anon and then I commented on his profile and said that I loved his mascot. He said he was leaving and I could have her, so he dumped all the pics they had of her. The porn I had to find on my own. They also said I could have this account cause they weren't planning on coming back, so I got this. Then I started on the thread!
I forgot what their name was, I thought it started with a d and had cannon in it, but I guess I was a little bit wrong...
Not sure what happened after they said they were leaving...
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Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
No, it's fine...
Micheal was basically my first love, one of the only person I cared about in my life for a really long time. When I moved away to the house I lived in now, he was on his way to visit me and got killed by a drunk driver.
Since me and him used to play Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire, and right before I left, this Pokemon Emerald together that I thought I lost. I just found it in this old pencil case I hid a long time ago.
Soo...yeah. Normally it would make me sad, but I don't mind talking to you about it...
Micheal was basically my first love, one of the only person I cared about in my life for a really long time. When I moved away to the house I lived in now, he was on his way to visit me and got killed by a drunk driver.
Since me and him used to play Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire, and right before I left, this Pokemon Emerald together that I thought I lost. I just found it in this old pencil case I hid a long time ago.
Soo...yeah. Normally it would make me sad, but I don't mind talking to you about it...
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Nintendokami (05/02/2012) [-]
Let me remember...
You shoved yourself inside me and I was screaming over how big you were... I could feel you stretching me out all the way down to the pain in my toes. When you got close and decided to use your wet tongue to fondle my nipples, I reached up pull you into a kiss when another sharp pain crippled me as you thrusted hard into my aching hole... I grabbed your back, looking for some type of support and dug my nails deep into you, hoping I could hold on long enough to catch my breath. I bit my lip and cried out your name... "Ohhh... Lord Ichigo, please... More... I...I want more..." as you prepared for another painful thrust, your eyes wild with hunger for the juices that poured out of me.
That sound about right? ♥
You shoved yourself inside me and I was screaming over how big you were... I could feel you stretching me out all the way down to the pain in my toes. When you got close and decided to use your wet tongue to fondle my nipples, I reached up pull you into a kiss when another sharp pain crippled me as you thrusted hard into my aching hole... I grabbed your back, looking for some type of support and dug my nails deep into you, hoping I could hold on long enough to catch my breath. I bit my lip and cried out your name... "Ohhh... Lord Ichigo, please... More... I...I want more..." as you prepared for another painful thrust, your eyes wild with hunger for the juices that poured out of me.
That sound about right? ♥
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Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
What...
Um...Let's see... Where did we stop?
Oh, yeah!
You were about to show me how to polish your blade, so to speak.
If I remember, it was hot, we were sweating and there was blood dripping from your back. My tight wet hole was being violated by your vicious insertions and I was begging for mercy. Was that it?
Um...Let's see... Where did we stop?
Oh, yeah!
You were about to show me how to polish your blade, so to speak.
If I remember, it was hot, we were sweating and there was blood dripping from your back. My tight wet hole was being violated by your vicious insertions and I was begging for mercy. Was that it?
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Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
As I try to grab onto your back with my nails, trying to get a grip that will hold me over, the sweat makes it hard for me to even touch. The heavy breathing from both of us is only swallowed up by the gasping and soft whispering of your name... "Please...Lord I...Ichi...go, please...god...please....m-more..."
Begging for mercy seems to only make you harder and give you more energy, because at that second, you press your hands against the sheets and thrust as hard as you can inside me, causing me to scream out. To tease me and make it all the more enjoyable, you put your hand over my mouth and clamp your teeth down on one of my sore nipples, causing me to gasp in an hard mix of agony and ecstasy. I push your hand away and lunge at you, trying to reach your mouth and use my tongue to get that dark smirk off of your face, but you hold my arms down.
"What the hell do you think you're doing..." You smirk at me, narrowing your eyes as you stare into mine and begin to laugh at how desperate it would seem I'm becoming for you.
Begging for mercy seems to only make you harder and give you more energy, because at that second, you press your hands against the sheets and thrust as hard as you can inside me, causing me to scream out. To tease me and make it all the more enjoyable, you put your hand over my mouth and clamp your teeth down on one of my sore nipples, causing me to gasp in an hard mix of agony and ecstasy. I push your hand away and lunge at you, trying to reach your mouth and use my tongue to get that dark smirk off of your face, but you hold my arms down.
"What the hell do you think you're doing..." You smirk at me, narrowing your eyes as you stare into mine and begin to laugh at how desperate it would seem I'm becoming for you.
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Nintendokami (05/03/2012) [-]
"My Lord, please...I...I want..."
"Do I look like I give a damn what you want?" You laugh and I try to push against your wrists to get my arms free. You take your nails and dig into my wrists, leaning over and softly lick the sweet spot on my neck. You can feel me getting close... the muscles tightening and the liquids all over you and the bedsheets. "Don't you dare cum until I tell you to... I swear to god, I'll rip your head off right here, whore..."
"I...but..." I try to stop it, feeling it coming closer... my fingers and my toes tingle and become numb and I know there's no way to stop it... You know that I can't and you open my mouth, exposing your sharp teeth and lean over, biting down hard into my throat. I scream out and an overwhelming pleasure shoots over my body and all over you. At that moment, the anxious and pleasured screams push you over the edge with me. You pull out of me and shove yourself into of my mouth while I'm still being pinned down. "Drink it all, b*tch!" you scream as your white hot juices pour inside my mouth. The sour, bitter taste overwhelm me and I begin to choke, but I know better than to spit it out. I swallow it little by little until I get it all down, clear liquids still running down my cheek. "Good girl..." you pick one arm up and kiss my forehead... "Now clean up your mess."
How's that, Ichigo-chan...?
"Do I look like I give a damn what you want?" You laugh and I try to push against your wrists to get my arms free. You take your nails and dig into my wrists, leaning over and softly lick the sweet spot on my neck. You can feel me getting close... the muscles tightening and the liquids all over you and the bedsheets. "Don't you dare cum until I tell you to... I swear to god, I'll rip your head off right here, whore..."
"I...but..." I try to stop it, feeling it coming closer... my fingers and my toes tingle and become numb and I know there's no way to stop it... You know that I can't and you open my mouth, exposing your sharp teeth and lean over, biting down hard into my throat. I scream out and an overwhelming pleasure shoots over my body and all over you. At that moment, the anxious and pleasured screams push you over the edge with me. You pull out of me and shove yourself into of my mouth while I'm still being pinned down. "Drink it all, b*tch!" you scream as your white hot juices pour inside my mouth. The sour, bitter taste overwhelm me and I begin to choke, but I know better than to spit it out. I swallow it little by little until I get it all down, clear liquids still running down my cheek. "Good girl..." you pick one arm up and kiss my forehead... "Now clean up your mess."
How's that, Ichigo-chan...?
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Nintendokami (04/28/2012) [-]
“Look at who’s holding that sword… You should be able to see her now.”
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Nintendokami (04/27/2012) [-]
Dude... It's 6 am and I've been up ALL night getting these pictures... I must have hundreds of new ones now!
I hope you like 'em...
I hope you like 'em...



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