new thread? new thread.

#102 true that. but morbus truls is worse. it can kill the brain and make him unconcentrated when he doesnt get lesbian porn. he wont be able to do anything but stare at tits for days..
also i think every guy has morbus truls..

He has a point you know ;D

Haha I heard your comment in Morgan Freeman's voice kidel xD

morbus truls isnt harmless.

I had no idea all you men suffered so much lol

"Morbus Truls is a genetical malfunction. It cant be cured yet, but in many cases patients have recovered well from just living the disease.
A Truls-patient can't run an effective metabolism if his brain is not stimulated right. In earlier centuries, it has always led to death. But modern medic professionals have found out that said part of the brain reacts perfectly to lesbian porn. Oftenly the disease has developed far enough that only material of known persons are stimulating enough."

found this in a medicinal article about it... he is suffering.

For all these years you've not told me??? my mom said it was just something about girls, never what I really had. Guess I was too young :

:( *

Oh. Well, now I feel perfectly awkward.

also this
[url deleted]

kkstudios . info / Morbus
remove all spaces..

reaction images can express everything.

our thread is full, ill open a new one:D
if youre having sex on MY profile, you will clean the mess.. ill sleep on the couch.

XDDD

Relax, you'll get used to it

im not even here

leedle leedle leedle leedle lee

O.O

Urm, I think now is a good time to say that I haz girlfriend >>

do you also have a camera?

Yessir :3

> imply a lesbian to do porn
> get a positive respond
> dafuq

xDDD Sorry, but my gf's out of town. Better luck next time?

Then next time it will be! ;D

xDD I think a situation like that would need some conversing with my love first lol

Epic :D

So how's it going between you two? Been together for a while or what? :)
(Sorry for my lack of knowledge between those kinds of relationships)

lol it's alright. We've been together for about five years now.

Oh my! I'm so happy for you! :D

Sounds lovely! :)

Quite. She's pretty awesome, if not moody lol

Ah well.. still :) if that's not a long lasting relationship, then I don't know, but you're for sure a lucky woman! Trust me on this. :D

Thank you! :D

i wonder if this is still a joke
also sorry, i dont have a non-russian version of this :D

I'm hoping it is. Or I'm gonna get in trouble xD

dont worry kidel, the internet is for porn, remember.

>:(

i dont give a fuck but i think this made kidel sad

Don't be sad kidel D:

i dont know if you heard of it, but he has a disease called "morbus truls".. that means he has to get a high amount of lesbian porn as input, otherwise his metabolism breaks down.

xD You're horrible, but funny.

He has a point though

it was worth a try.

IF we all didn't fap or schlick once in awhile, we'd all be killing eachother.

Aww, that's really cute! :) Happy for you both however :D

(mfw ._.)

@theamazingmaze D:

Sorry brotato :/

I'm not the wingman, he's the one mentioning girlfriend in the first place ;D

Wait, will you stop commenting? D: because you're really cool ;D

you got friendzoned, theres nothing to do about it.

There's a difference between a single woman and a not loyal woman in a relationship boy.

Nah, I will not. And thank you :D You are too! And Ser Wingman as well

Yay! :D

And yeah, sir wingman does a good job ;D

He wasn't friendzoned! He didn't know I was in a relationship in the first place lol

you got a point there..

I have no idea why I have that .gif

ohai.. how comes you think so?:3

I dunno. Just being random and stuff :3

how did you find me then D:

I saw your post on some comic so I lurked >>

groupies.

nah joking, hai there.

didnt even start yet

Hahaha Nice. Why hello thar. How are yee?

good, good.. bored as fuck.. what about you?

>> I'm well and you? And hi kiel :D

Hey :D

Goodevening sir xD

Good evening madame :D how's your day?

Fantabulous. Just finishing playing Dragon Age so now I'm just derpin' around FJ

Nice :) derping around as well :D gets boring sometimes though :/

Yeah, I'm sifting through page after page of MLP :/

What other then that have you been doing? Derpin' around on FJ is kinda boring at times.

Quite, just got a week off work so now I'm trying to figure out what to do with my time lol

Ah.. same here really :/ still boring >_< but hey, boredom won't kill you ;D

*kidel

i think kidel is looking for a girlfriend.. (wingman-ing like a boss)

just wingmaning.

Upholding the Bro-Code is the best thing a bro can do for another bro lol

thou shall be honoured

hey im not even flirting.. im a good wingman, remember.

xDD This conversation went from something simple to very strange in a matter of minutes

its not really THAT weird.

Yeah, There could be shenanigans going on.

INTERNET FIGHT

I'm just as confused as you are