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#9 - Okay, no, I take it back ,I seriously don't know if there bein… 9 hours ago on Stupid People On Facebook 0
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User avatar #9 - the one and only (9 hours ago) [-]
Okay, no, I take it back ,I seriously don't know if there being serious or not anymore
#3 - AnoTHOR!~ Please laugh, it was a clever joke  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on Thor Strikes Again +3
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I liked it
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Hi, sorry I didn't mean to summon you~
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is it just me or that's AB ?
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It is.
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#101 - Kairyuka (05/10/2013) [-]
You've got five years on this page, you subscribe to the Katawa Shoujo channel, and you only have 99 comments on your profile! This cannot be allowed!

Hi c:
#102 to #101 - the one and only (05/10/2013) [-]
aside from the randomness haha   
   
sup~
aside from the randomness haha

sup~
#103 to #102 - Kairyuka (05/10/2013) [-]
How are you today? :)
User avatar #104 to #103 - the one and only (05/10/2013) [-]
Tonight* been drinkin whiskey, so kinda relaxed. wbu? :v I take it with the Rin images your a Rin fan? :3
#105 to #104 - Kairyuka (05/10/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah I really love Rin. She reminds me of myself.
I hope you haven't been drinking too much, it's not good for you, you know? ;)
Well I'm doing fine. I've just been out job hunting and it went pretty well, I hope I can get a job soon so I won't be without money when I finish school.
#106 to #105 - the one and only (05/10/2013) [-]
I graduate recently... like last november... I wish I looked for a job while I was in school it's real annoyin, I've been to places were they told me I need experience... I can't learn if I don't get the job... sigh... and for hte drinkin, I drink to much bahaha~ one of the upsides of Australia, bein 18 and can be legally drunk (I don't drink that much :v)

was the only picture of Rin I had...
User avatar #107 to #106 - Kairyuka (05/10/2013) [-]
Well you know, drinking doesn't do any good man. I know you might like the taste, but in the long run, it'll come back and bite you in the ass. But oh well, I didn't write to you to preach to you man, sorry :P
Yeah it's kind of a nightmare to find jobs at this age... You could always gain experience by volunteering, that's a way.
#108 to #107 - the one and only (05/10/2013) [-]
I know drinkin is bad I'm not likem "aye lets get fuckin wasted cause youth and shit," I Drink it to relax and I sip it not skull it and burn my tongue of all my taste senses, bahaha~ so I'm kinda sober, no where near drunk, just sip the glass and stay classy~   
   
I went on your profile it says you're from Denmark? what's the legal age there to drink?   
   
at school we did work experience, get hired to do free manual labour as a sign of knowledge and experience, they told us it will help us get a job etc... no hope... I've handed my resume to people in person they just tell me I have to send it electronically...
I know drinkin is bad I'm not likem "aye lets get fuckin wasted cause youth and shit," I Drink it to relax and I sip it not skull it and burn my tongue of all my taste senses, bahaha~ so I'm kinda sober, no where near drunk, just sip the glass and stay classy~

I went on your profile it says you're from Denmark? what's the legal age there to drink?

at school we did work experience, get hired to do free manual labour as a sign of knowledge and experience, they told us it will help us get a job etc... no hope... I've handed my resume to people in person they just tell me I have to send it electronically...
User avatar #109 to #108 - Kairyuka (05/10/2013) [-]
Well it's good to hear you drink responsibly. In Denmark you're allowed to buy alcohol at age 16 (18 for bars and such), but there's no law against drinking it before. And people drink like maniacs here, it's fucking annoying tbh. I've never liked alcoholic drinks, and as such, I've never seen a reason to drink alcohol. I'd rather be alone than comfort to others' standards.
You have to apply everywhere man. And be lucky. And pray to god/allah/jahve/shiva/baal or whoever. It's not easy, my friend found a job once. After applying at 40 different places :/
#110 to #109 - the one and only (05/10/2013) [-]
Hey I don't blame yah if you don't like alcoholic drinks, takes time to get use to, drinks I can't stand are, Vodka, Rum and Ouzo... and I drink alone, my friends... all they worry about is gettin hammered last party I went with them I held a straight bottle of Jagermeister, all they could think about was Jager bombs and vodka shots, kept facepalmin my self (I don't do Jager bombs that shit can break your heart I hear)

anyway kinda of topic but ever since you played KS did you ever try to change your life around?
User avatar #111 to #110 - Kairyuka (05/10/2013) [-]
Well I don't like alcohol, and I see no reason to try (although maybe I'll try one of those awesome-looking drinks once, I'm pretty curious about those).
Hmmm. I won't say KS made me want to change my life as much as it made me aware of a life I shouldn't be missing out on. It coincided with some other things in my life and hit me really hard, I was depressed for a month or so. Suddenly this entire awesome community grew out of a stupid silly channel I created on FJ, and now I've got so many good friends and so much support. I just need to function irl too, then I'm on my way to the things I long for. I've never been a man for saving the world, I just wanna save myself, you know?
#112 to #111 - the one and only (05/10/2013) [-]
Oh wow you created the page, haha get some braggin rights, also if you're gonna try a drink I suggest don't start with vodka, everyone says vodka is great, but that's only because they don't have great judgement in drinks, also if your gonna drink something straight, expect to choke on it (I sure did) and cough for 5 mins (I did)   
   
Ever since I could remember in grade 9, I wanted to join the army, well navy specifically, I never knew why, but I graduated, no idea what I wanted to do anymore, had plans to be an engineer, etc... I played KS, instead of bein sad for a month like you (That seemed rude when I said that, didn't mean to offend ah-heh~) I pondered and figured I'd actually join, sets me up with a goal to look for, now here I am waitin up at 6 in the mornin runnin (not anymore... winter rolled in... to cold~) Instead of bein a typical gym junkie and liftin weights to be strong, I got a list of expected standards for physicals and started doing them. so yeah... I kinda got myself pumped for all this   
   
oh btw, when I mentioned my Country, I bet you pictured some aussie guy with an accent yellin "g'day mate," sorry to disappointing but I'm of Spanish decent~ with a bit of aussie lisp bahahaha~
Oh wow you created the page, haha get some braggin rights, also if you're gonna try a drink I suggest don't start with vodka, everyone says vodka is great, but that's only because they don't have great judgement in drinks, also if your gonna drink something straight, expect to choke on it (I sure did) and cough for 5 mins (I did)

Ever since I could remember in grade 9, I wanted to join the army, well navy specifically, I never knew why, but I graduated, no idea what I wanted to do anymore, had plans to be an engineer, etc... I played KS, instead of bein sad for a month like you (That seemed rude when I said that, didn't mean to offend ah-heh~) I pondered and figured I'd actually join, sets me up with a goal to look for, now here I am waitin up at 6 in the mornin runnin (not anymore... winter rolled in... to cold~) Instead of bein a typical gym junkie and liftin weights to be strong, I got a list of expected standards for physicals and started doing them. so yeah... I kinda got myself pumped for all this

oh btw, when I mentioned my Country, I bet you pictured some aussie guy with an accent yellin "g'day mate," sorry to disappointing but I'm of Spanish decent~ with a bit of aussie lisp bahahaha~
User avatar #113 to #112 - Kairyuka (05/10/2013) [-]
Well it's not like I'm planning to drink any of that soon anyways :P
And yeah I guess it's a bit of a bragging right, although it's the users that makes the channel awesome.
And that's great for you man! Me, I've had my future planned out for quite a bit of time now, and it's all both feasible and stable. So I don't really have to worry too much about all that.
I hope everything goes well for you man! :D
User avatar #114 to #113 - the one and only (05/10/2013) [-]
Thanks man, The KS channel is one of the most active channel I've seen on FJ, has little people in it, but still alive.

WBU you plan on joinin the army and growin chest hair and etc? (like plans for future?)
User avatar #115 to #114 - Kairyuka (05/10/2013) [-]
Nah, I've never been one of physical labor, strict discipline, removal of individuality and fighting. I'm a man of the books, a scholar if you will. I'm planning on studying Computer Science at university, after I take a year off with working and practicing my musical skills. After all that, I'm planning to become a game developer, I've got a couple of ideas for games~
User avatar #116 to #115 - the one and only (05/11/2013) [-]
Sorry it took to long to reply bahaha~ but yeah sounds like a plan, keep at it~ eyes on the sky *deep inspirational speech that goes for 4 minutes*

you can do it~ and when you make them games call me! will play it~
User avatar #117 to #116 - Kairyuka (05/11/2013) [-]
Hehe, I'll make sure to, my friend c:
User avatar #118 to #117 - the one and only (05/11/2013) [-]
But yeah bro, GOODLUCK!~
User avatar #119 to #118 - Kairyuka (05/11/2013) [-]
Thank you, and you too! :D
#96 to #95 - the one and only (05/04/2013) [-]
bahaha I was testin to see how good quality it would turn out to be
bahaha I was testin to see how good quality it would turn out to be
#97 to #96 - garymuthafuknoak (05/04/2013) [-]
them username spaces.   
   
teach me your ways
them username spaces.

teach me your ways
#98 to #97 - the one and only (05/04/2013) [-]
go back 5 years in time and make an account
go back 5 years in time and make an account
User avatar #100 to #99 - the one and only (05/04/2013) [-]
If I did it, so can you
User avatar #91 - sorryshoe (04/21/2013) [-]
Will you please sell me your fj points? :3
#92 to #90 - the one and only (04/24/2013) [-]
... should I feel threatened that you randomly posted this gif on my wall?
... should I feel threatened that you randomly posted this gif on my wall?
User avatar #88 - yyh (04/13/2013) [-]
Dude, narsty name. If I say "the one and only", do you get a notification?
User avatar #89 to #88 - the one and only (04/13/2013) [-]
no, I got a notification because you posted on my wall :v
#83 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** (03/16/2013) [-]
hey hey hey!
hi
can you explain Buddhism more to me?
it's values,views,history wtc...
you can make it as long as you want
User avatar #84 to #83 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** (03/16/2013) [-]
*etc
User avatar #85 to #84 - the one and only (03/16/2013) [-]
okay, lets see, Um... buddhism history, this was the story I was told Buddha's real name is Siddhattha Gotama, He was a prince, one day after he was being walked around the city (I forget where but somewhere near tibet) Um he saw people starving on the streets, he saw dead bodies and etc, he realised he was to spoilt while others couldnt eat, he tried to feed the poor, he travelled in the forests near by to try and find inner peace and such, um I'll tell you more, I gtg, sorry ehe... but buddha means enlightened one or "awakened one," k bye, tell you more later
User avatar #86 to #85 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** (03/17/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #87 to #86 - the one and only (03/17/2013) [-]
back, uh, there's different types of meditation, I was taught mindfulness of breathing and Loving Kindness Meditation, mindfulness is were you sit down, you don't think of anything you just listen to your breathing patterns, this mediation teaches patience and patience is a virtue lol, (I do this type of meditation 3 times a week for 15 mins, the full on buddhist do it everyday for 45 mins, they have alot of patience) the loving kindness meditation focuses on asking yourself question, like "May I be well and happy. May I be peaceful and calm. May I be protected from dangers. May my mind be free from hatred. May my heart be filled with love. May I be well and happy." Then one by one you think of a loved person, a neutral person, that is, someone you neither like nor dislike, and finally a disliked person, wishing each of them well as you do so.



I only know 2 types of meditations but there were many taught to deal with each problem
#82 - leanonwut (02/08/2013) [-]
Your name gets me every time. It's even harder to go back to a serious face when I see your avatar as well
Your name gets me every time. It's even harder to go back to a serious face when I see your avatar as well
User avatar #78 - mayormilkman (02/07/2013) [-]
One of the more interesting usernames I have seen here.
User avatar #79 to #78 - the one and only (02/07/2013) [-]
is it cause of the spaces in my name or cause my profile gif?
User avatar #80 to #79 - mayormilkman (02/07/2013) [-]
It's not just the spaces in your name, but your name in general.
User avatar #81 to #80 - the one and only (02/07/2013) [-]
I must be the one and only to have this name, I feel unique
#71 - flesheater ONLINE (06/15/2012) [-]
is it a day with pussy in it?
is it a day with pussy in it?
#73 to #73 - flesheater ONLINE (06/15/2012) [-]
give me your request good sir i is bored
give me your request good sir i is bored
User avatar #74 to #74 - the one and only (06/15/2012) [-]
I can't think straight right now, was just about to go to bed but I request pussy, lots and lots of pussy
#75 to #75 - flesheater ONLINE (06/15/2012) [-]
ok go to bed and look later it will be on my profile nsfw
User avatar #70 - flesheater ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
u may like nursie.wetfish.net/
User avatar #59 - captaineureka **User deleted account** (05/24/2012) [-]
hello i was browsing fj saw your avatar i want source
User avatar #60 to #60 - the one and only (05/24/2012) [-]
her name is nursie chan, I can only give you that much :( because that's all I know
#61 to #61 - flesheater ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/movies/996100/you/ lurk longer i made that gif lol
User avatar #63 to #62 - the one and only (05/24/2012) [-]
and all credit goes to flesheater
#64 to #64 - flesheater ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/movies/996005/i/ gday m8 look on my shit they all there
User avatar #65 to #65 - the one and only (05/24/2012) [-]
I know :v and didn't she shut down her formspring site because they found out she was like... 15?
User avatar #66 to #66 - flesheater ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
she 19 now but ye they killed all her shit lol
User avatar #62 to #62 - the one and only (05/24/2012) [-]
hello old friend, we meet again :v
#67 to #63 - flesheater ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
thats all i had but i think there are some other stuff out there i would advise u to stay away from.
User avatar #68 to #68 - the one and only (05/24/2012) [-]
too late :v lol and cheers mate
#69 to #69 - flesheater ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
no bother have a good day
User avatar #58 - MrTurdTastic ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
Hey Bro, doing that secret santa thingy on the front page :D Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8XnAgvHi8g

MERRY CHRISTMAS
User avatar #57 - the one and only (09/23/2011) [-]
Katie Marie Cork personal prominder
User avatar #51 - charmeleons **User deleted account** (07/24/2011) [-]
yup, thats me lol
User avatar #52 to #52 - the one and only (07/24/2011) [-]
YAY! and those images on nsfw saying it was you, was that really you? if not then meh, if yes then YAY!
User avatar #53 to #53 - charmeleons **User deleted account** (07/24/2011) [-]
the ones where I said it was me, are me lol
User avatar #54 to #54 - the one and only (07/24/2011) [-]
YAY! I keep thinking your hispanic, spanish or something... oh well, is nice talking to you but I gotta go :P
User avatar #55 to #55 - charmeleons **User deleted account** (07/24/2011) [-]
lol, how'd u know? I am half hispanic xD
User avatar #56 to #56 - the one and only (07/25/2011) [-]
cause I'm partly spanish myself, its a thing haha
User avatar #44 to #44 - the one and only (07/08/2011) [-]
the hell, with the vid and the gif?
#46 to #46 - the one and only (07/08/2011) [-]
I was that one guy who asked you who nursie chan was (well didn't know her name back then) then you linked me to your vid the whole video and some guy stole your gif and got more thumbs with it, I got angry, but I couldn't do shit because, face it, its the intronet
I was that one guy who asked you who nursie chan was (well didn't know her name back then) then you linked me to your vid the whole video and some guy stole your gif and got more thumbs with it, I got angry, but I couldn't do shit because, face it, its the intronet
User avatar #47 to #47 - flesheater ONLINE (07/08/2011) [-]
oh yes i remember now bro sorry i did too many drugs when i was young cant remember shit lol
User avatar #48 to #48 - the one and only (07/08/2011) [-]
we only met like 1 year ago, you can't age that fast
#49 to #49 - flesheater ONLINE (07/08/2011) [-]
have u seen my age on here well i have had a bd since then ye im old as fuck lulz
User avatar #40 - TheProfit (01/24/2011) [-]
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#38 - FakePlasticTree **User deleted account** (01/23/2011) [-]
Thank you for acceptance
User avatar #39 to #39 - the one and only (01/23/2011) [-]
no problema :D
User avatar #35 - ATrippyHobo (11/07/2010) [-]
What is SFC?
User avatar #36 to #36 - the one and only (11/07/2010) [-]
nvm... you're picture looks like this girl I know in grade 9 :P
User avatar #37 to #37 - ATrippyHobo (11/07/2010) [-]
Oh. Haha. I'm in grade 9.
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