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#19 - this has been my theory for many a moon  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2014 on true poke fans remember 0
#29 - woozuh (06/06/2014) [-]
im pretty sure it says it in the game
User avatar #30 - the fuzzball (06/06/2014) [-]
if you can find proof i would very much like it.
#37 - not those first two cuz murica  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2014 on remember when 0
#72 - anonymous (06/06/2014) [-]
>kids show
>lacks tits

dammit murica
User avatar #39 - stifflimb (06/06/2014) [-]
Seriously??
Thats sad
#38 - minish cap. 06/05/2014 on zelda arguement 0
#10 - this is my entire school career. 06/05/2014 on it's a well hidden secret 0
#142 - i know, but a plunger is just as good 06/03/2014 on Why the hell don't we have... 0
#10 - ah, well my downstairs toilet is prone to clogging and will cl… 06/03/2014 on Why the hell don't we have... +1
#7 - well in my house and every house that I have ever been in the …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Why the hell don't we have... +9
#9 - theXsjados (06/03/2014) [-]
Despite that fact every toilet clog I have been a witness to resulted in shit water on the floor. By the time they realized what was happening the water level was rising faster so fast that it couldn't be plunged without overflow.

That or the dumbshits flushed without looking.

And I say witnessed because I only clogged a toilet once and my mother's asshole boyfriend gave me a crash course on toilet plunging. Never clogged a toilet after that.
#132 - BloodyTurds (06/03/2014) [-]
Ive never actually seen a toilet overflow (and pray I never will), though mine clogs almost weekly (the pipe its attached to is to small or something, so any decent amount of tp clogs it)

It sorta just fills up 90% and sits there till its plunged...
#135 - theXsjados (06/03/2014) [-]
Most have holes around the lip of the rim that diverts the overflow.
#136 - BloodyTurds (06/03/2014) [-]
also most reservoirs only hold enough water to fill the bowl, unless you try to flush again, before the water has left the bowl....
User avatar #10 - the fuzzball (06/03/2014) [-]
ah, well my downstairs toilet is prone to clogging and will clog even if the tp is a bit too thick. so I guess I have become a bit quick on the draw when it comes to noticing when its not flushing right.
#5 - only if you actually let it get to that level. just start plun…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Why the hell don't we have... +13
#21 - namehasntbeentaken (06/03/2014) [-]
You sir, greatly underestimate the size of my shits
#6 - theXsjados (06/03/2014) [-]
Yeah maybe if you stand over the toilet with the plunger in your hand every time you flush.

Either way they're both likely to fail, you don't get either one to work in time and you're gonna have shit water all over the place. The difference between them is if water gets on the rim the adhesive one is not liable to stick anymore.

That and it suck if it ripped open when you pushed down on it.
User avatar #8 - lzrbm (06/03/2014) [-]
What kind of place do you live in that doesn't keep a plunger next to their toilet?
#11 - theXsjados (06/03/2014) [-]
I didn't say I don't keep a plunger near my toilet. But from past experience a lot of people are too stupid to plunge a toilet, they don't know how to do it right, they flush repeatedly hoping it will just clear up, or they didn't even notice it was clogging in the first place and the next thing you know the downstairs neighbors are complaining about shit water leaking into their house.
User avatar #12 - lzrbm (06/03/2014) [-]
you need new people if they don't know how to use a plunger. also i haven't effectively clogged a toilet in years so i don't even know how its done if it isn't on purpose anymore. you would probably need to shit out a baby to clog it
User avatar #7 - the fuzzball (06/03/2014) [-]
well in my house and every house that I have ever been in the plunger is always literally right next to the toilet.
#9 - theXsjados (06/03/2014) [-]
Despite that fact every toilet clog I have been a witness to resulted in shit water on the floor. By the time they realized what was happening the water level was rising faster so fast that it couldn't be plunged without overflow.

That or the dumbshits flushed without looking.

And I say witnessed because I only clogged a toilet once and my mother's asshole boyfriend gave me a crash course on toilet plunging. Never clogged a toilet after that.
#132 - BloodyTurds (06/03/2014) [-]
Ive never actually seen a toilet overflow (and pray I never will), though mine clogs almost weekly (the pipe its attached to is to small or something, so any decent amount of tp clogs it)

It sorta just fills up 90% and sits there till its plunged...
#135 - theXsjados (06/03/2014) [-]
Most have holes around the lip of the rim that diverts the overflow.
#136 - BloodyTurds (06/03/2014) [-]
also most reservoirs only hold enough water to fill the bowl, unless you try to flush again, before the water has left the bowl....
User avatar #10 - the fuzzball (06/03/2014) [-]
ah, well my downstairs toilet is prone to clogging and will clog even if the tp is a bit too thick. so I guess I have become a bit quick on the draw when it comes to noticing when its not flushing right.
#10 - Comment deleted 06/03/2014 on Racecar 0
#3 - Picture 06/03/2014 on I just fu*kin noticed this. 0
#2 - Picture 06/03/2014 on Let's make a good Sonic game 0
#2 - its called a plunger  [+] (17 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Why the hell don't we have... -33
User avatar #139 - colourandshape (06/03/2014) [-]
No a plunger doesn't look like this. It's in Chinese or something but it's definitely not called a plunger.
User avatar #142 - the fuzzball (06/03/2014) [-]
i know, but a plunger is just as good
#4 - theXsjados (06/03/2014) [-]
A regular plunger would have gotten shit water all over the floor.
User avatar #189 - redstag (06/03/2014) [-]
Yea if you don't know how to use a fuckin plunger.
#16 - improbablyyourdad (06/03/2014) [-]
Only if you're retarded.

You flush it once more and it should be a bit over half full, this is when you plunge it, the only time you need to flush it again is if you got it unclogged. Flushing isn't going to help unclog it, you flush it to raise the water level so you can create a pocket of air in the plunger.
User avatar #5 - the fuzzball (06/03/2014) [-]
only if you actually let it get to that level. just start plunging the second you see the shit not go down.
#21 - namehasntbeentaken (06/03/2014) [-]
You sir, greatly underestimate the size of my shits
#6 - theXsjados (06/03/2014) [-]
Yeah maybe if you stand over the toilet with the plunger in your hand every time you flush.

Either way they're both likely to fail, you don't get either one to work in time and you're gonna have shit water all over the place. The difference between them is if water gets on the rim the adhesive one is not liable to stick anymore.

That and it suck if it ripped open when you pushed down on it.
User avatar #8 - lzrbm (06/03/2014) [-]
What kind of place do you live in that doesn't keep a plunger next to their toilet?
#11 - theXsjados (06/03/2014) [-]
I didn't say I don't keep a plunger near my toilet. But from past experience a lot of people are too stupid to plunge a toilet, they don't know how to do it right, they flush repeatedly hoping it will just clear up, or they didn't even notice it was clogging in the first place and the next thing you know the downstairs neighbors are complaining about shit water leaking into their house.
User avatar #12 - lzrbm (06/03/2014) [-]
you need new people if they don't know how to use a plunger. also i haven't effectively clogged a toilet in years so i don't even know how its done if it isn't on purpose anymore. you would probably need to shit out a baby to clog it
User avatar #7 - the fuzzball (06/03/2014) [-]
well in my house and every house that I have ever been in the plunger is always literally right next to the toilet.
#9 - theXsjados (06/03/2014) [-]
Despite that fact every toilet clog I have been a witness to resulted in shit water on the floor. By the time they realized what was happening the water level was rising faster so fast that it couldn't be plunged without overflow.

That or the dumbshits flushed without looking.

And I say witnessed because I only clogged a toilet once and my mother's asshole boyfriend gave me a crash course on toilet plunging. Never clogged a toilet after that.
#132 - BloodyTurds (06/03/2014) [-]
Ive never actually seen a toilet overflow (and pray I never will), though mine clogs almost weekly (the pipe its attached to is to small or something, so any decent amount of tp clogs it)

It sorta just fills up 90% and sits there till its plunged...
#135 - theXsjados (06/03/2014) [-]
Most have holes around the lip of the rim that diverts the overflow.
#136 - BloodyTurds (06/03/2014) [-]
also most reservoirs only hold enough water to fill the bowl, unless you try to flush again, before the water has left the bowl....
User avatar #10 - the fuzzball (06/03/2014) [-]
ah, well my downstairs toilet is prone to clogging and will clog even if the tp is a bit too thick. so I guess I have become a bit quick on the draw when it comes to noticing when its not flushing right.
#10 - but inigo didnt die. 06/03/2014 on What I was thinking the... 0
#25 - hey look its the thing that i made the first time i saw this 06/03/2014 on zelda feels +4
#87 - "robert come here there is a bomb, dont run come this way… 06/02/2014 on Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy 0
#80 - people actually cared about bionicles? this is a thing? 06/01/2014 on No bionicle game. -1
#4 - read the description  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Shoop Shoop +3
User avatar #5 - butterduck (06/01/2014) [-]
oh.
#1 - you get a thumb for the cr1tikal reference. also why are they …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Shoop Shoop +58
#16 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (06/02/2014) [-]
BECAUSE THEY CAN READ MINDS
#12 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
let me guess......

ITS FROM AN ASIAN WEBSITE AND ITS TRANSLATED!
holy fuck Im so intelligent hurr durr
User avatar #7 - kjoni (06/01/2014) [-]
this might be another one of those korean/chinese/whatever posts/comics translated for and imported to the english internet, you get them every once in a while, so I've noticed.
User avatar #6 - shadowkingdr (06/01/2014) [-]
because the largest amount of one race is asian
User avatar #3 - butterduck (06/01/2014) [-]
I don't see the penguinz0 reference anywhere.
User avatar #4 - the fuzzball (06/01/2014) [-]
read the description
User avatar #5 - butterduck (06/01/2014) [-]
oh.
#7 - yes. everywhere 06/01/2014 on quick question +1
#5 - power/folk for me. altho i sadly cut my hair for work reasons. 06/01/2014 on Which Metalhead Are You? 0
#21 - only if you follow the wrong people 06/01/2014 on (untitled) 0
#12 - Picture 06/01/2014 on Frustrating +28
#7 - Picture 06/01/2014 on UGUU~! 0
#9 - so you feed the cat first right? 06/01/2014 on Fat dog +1
#7 - what school? 05/31/2014 on George from the Jungle 0
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User avatar #16 - ffffyou (01/24/2014) [-]
what a gay username
#15 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
Karakachuja?

Taka ho lafurita.
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I like your avatar
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thank you
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comment virginity is mine now.
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for this profile I guess
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