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- but you're not supposed to eat bay leaf. it should be taken ou…
Leaf it to me!
it's like putting in a cinnamon stick in foods, you're not supposed to fucking eat the cinnamon stick and then complain you got tree bark in your food.
i never understood why tbh, if its toxic you shouldnt be putting it in food and it doesn't seem to add any flavor
the flavors it puts into the food are nice but if you eat the leaf itself it's very bitter and really not good.
It's not toxic, just not digestible.
- when putting "facts" in the title, try not to add tu…
Yeah when they all memorize security guard patterns it sounds like those "and everyone clapped" stories
- cuz its fake, or cuz they sent that to him and when he didn't …
KFC's Hiding Something
- my text tone is the power rangers communicator beep but everyo…
Mine is the Star Trek TNG Era communicator chirp, too bad no one contacts me
Mine is the Star Trek TNG communicator beep. It is insanely loud.
- serving it up Gary's way
Most important meal
- that middle one got them big tits
They all do.
And a waist that can be grabbed with tweezers
- dont come to me homie, you ****** up
- I know you can work out in your home but this guy didnt.
What A Cunt
- i didnt have a mouse and didnt have money to buy one so i had to adapt
- i dont know what kind of skinny fag jeans you're wearing but i…
What A Cunt
I guess you never realized the value in making fun of people then.
We make fun of those normally who are doing something stupid, about to injure themselves, making a fool of themselves, ect. Its not just something humans randomly do, it's another form of "yo bud, people are looking at you right now."
Infact I bet that gyms dress code doesn't even allow that guy to go in there wearing that stuff and he was probably told later anyways.
Its very difficult to "ignore everyone else" when you see some dyel misusing a piece of equipment in his dirty work clothes. If your gym actually ALLOWS you to go in jeans and a polo shirt then good for you, you prob won't be made fun of there, though I don't know why you would do that to yourself.
Of course 99% of fj has never been within a mile radius of a gym so I'm going to get thumbed down, that doesn't make it right. Follow gym edicte.
Wear the right clothes, don't sweat all over the weights, put your shit back, try to keep it down (unless you are bigger then me), and use the stuff effectively and quickly. That's pretty much the REQUIREMENT for not just the gym but literally ANYWHERE. We all have our own rules and what's appropriate where. You guys don't understand because you don't lift, which is fine, just don't get mad when people laugh at someone and you don't get it because you don't lift.
You don't go to work in sweat pants.
You don't go to school in a tux.
You don't go to dinner in workout clothes.
And you don't lift in jeans.
Sorry m8, if you disagree with me on that, you're just arguing for the sake of arguing, and your gana get thumbs up because like I said 99% of fj doesn't know how to lift.
Spare yourself and others the embarrassment, and when or if you ever do lift, wear some workout shorts at least.
>Follow gym edicte.
etiquette, you uneducated fuck
I go to the gym pretty regularly. And I say you're just acting like a cunt.
I've seen guys like him come in before. I've seen the looks and shit people give him for not knowing what he's doing. And I've watched them leave to never fucking come back.
Sure, its a way to let them know that eyes are on them, but its a pretty fucking rude and destructive way to do it.
Idk what you want man.
You want to go back the last thousand or so years and tell everyone "hey don't make fun of that guy cuz he's different, that's pretty mean you know!".
You want to tell everyone on fj to stop laughing at dumb crying liberals too?
That's how humans work bud, sorry, we make fun of people who make mistakes and are uneducated (hence why you make fun of my spelling) instead of helping them because its easier to point and laugh then take hours out of your day to help everyone to slow to get it.
People are dicks, the best way to stop everyone from fucking up is to make fun of the stupid ones as an example. Lifes hard.
Also santa isn't real if you haven't gotten that one yet too.
I was insulting you, not making fun of you.
We laugh at the liberals because they are beyond help and make no moves towards bettering themselves as people.
But this guy is clearly trying to better himself. So why laugh when you can do something to encourage him and set him on the right path without being an asshole?
Life is hard, but I'd hate to meet all the shitstains that turned you into the poor, callused asshole you are today.
>trying to better himself
He didn't even try to dress himself m8.
He prob has no idea what the fuck hes doing.
And he is just going to take up space and sweat all over the fuckin place.
At Least liberals have the chance at changing their minds, this dude couldn't even be asked to question himself "huh I wonder if working out in these baggy ass jeans and polo is a good idea".
I've seen these dudes like this thousands of times, and 99/100 they stop going in a week and we pocket your 30 you paid for the gym membership for a month.
You want to go up to him with a sears catalog and be like "yo dude, lets talk fashion, your wearing jeans, now I really like these booty shorts in jet black..." for a few hours when your trying to lift?
What kinda response you think your gana get from a dude if you just say "hey you shouldn't wear jeans here." they are gana say "hey go fuck yourself, you don't tell me what to do I spent 30 dollars here I wear what I want." even if its in the gym rules and you fuckin work there. Trust me, I know from experience.
You just sound like a salty old cunt.
You don't have to do anything for this guy. Never said you did.
But you can laugh at him, and maybe he doesn't come back. The gym gets its 30 and thats that.
Maybe you give him a bit of advice. Cuts into your lift time a bit, but it won't hurt or kill you. And maybe he comes back? Maybe having someone who isn't a complete and total self centered asshole at the gym makes it feel just that much more welcome and it makes it easier for him to motivate himself to go? Maybe next time he shows up properly dressed and ready to go? Maybe he stays for the entire fucking year.
You're just sitting here coming up with every reason to just laugh at and ignore the guy, but thats part of whats wrong with people these days.
"everyone deserves a chance!"
- says the user on a site that has been screaming death to all muslims and liberals for the past 6 months.
You clearly don't lift, or have never tried to help someone lift.
there is a reason we charge for it. You do it next time, and the next 40 times. Come back to me with results.
Anyone actually screaming for the death of all Muslims and libtards is part of the problem too. Fortunately, most of it is just fucking satire.
I do lift. I've got weights at home and I go to a proper gym when I can. I swear my interaction with people at the gym have almost been the exact opposite of yours.
Of course you still charge for it though! One thing we can agree on is that people are stupid.
Nah, actually I go at midnight around usually.
I talk to nearly everyone at my gym and am close friends with alot of them, always willing to help.
That being said, not dressing properly has about a 95% chance of that person being the biggest douchebag in the world. Like I know curl monkeys who only wear joggers and cut offs that are cooler people then the 30 year old dad bods that come in with cargos and wife beaters. Thats and other things. Dressing properly for occasions is like a 1st world staple of our society which is why it has such a big impact on alot of people. like being bullied in highschool ect.
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