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Date Signed Up:1/01/2011
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#11 - **thatoldguy rolled user cookiecoketwo **  [+] (6 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Yuno +2
#13 - goldendarkness (08/24/2013) [-]
**goldendarkness rolled user bitchyouabitch **

whoever i roll don't hate
User avatar #25 - kidddraco (08/25/2013) [-]
Source?
User avatar #32 - moc (08/25/2013) [-]
Haiyoru! Nyaruko-san
#19 - shockstorm (08/25/2013) [-]
Oh hey! You're back from your vacation thing!
#21 - goldendarkness (08/25/2013) [-]
I suppose i am..
#40 - shockstorm (08/25/2013) [-]
Yay!
#9 - Another fun fact,In most currently running Spider-Man comics P…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Peter Porker +21
User avatar #64 - tabarzins (08/25/2013) [-]
You know what they say, either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain. Most superheroes get replaced by another version eventually.
#30 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
He's dead
User avatar #22 - blackscales (08/25/2013) [-]
Ah yes, the reason that I stopped reading Spiderman.

it still hurts to remember....
User avatar #51 - makomirocket (08/25/2013) [-]
when did he die?
User avatar #67 - blackscales (08/25/2013) [-]
Amazing Spiderman 800#. Doc Ock swapped minds with him, leaving Peter trapped in Ocks dying body.
#68 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Issue #700*
User avatar #69 - blackscales (08/25/2013) [-]
Only missed it by 100
User avatar #31 - ericothekid (08/25/2013) [-]
I actually like Superior Spider-man. But I don't believe Doc Ock is going to be Spider-man forever.
User avatar #32 - blackscales (08/25/2013) [-]
My main issue is this. I miss Spiderman. I miss the quips, I miss his personality, and I miss the fact that he was one of the few heros out there that didn't kill, no matter how bad it got. I miss the Spiderman character, the one that I have loved since childhood.

That and it is creeping me the fuck out when he hits on women.
User avatar #33 - ericothekid (08/25/2013) [-]
You're giving me feels. I miss him too. Hopefully they bring him back and I feel like the whole series is showing us what it was like if a ex-super villain took up the mantle of a super-hero and use super villain type stuff to handle certain things.
User avatar #34 - blackscales (08/25/2013) [-]
I just wished they picked another hero to do it. Or at least had made it a spin off and not had it affect every Spiderman cover....

Also, how in the seven hells has not a single person realized that Spiderman has a completely different personality? Single brain test be damned, get a bloody scientist to exam him!
User avatar #35 - ericothekid (08/25/2013) [-]
Some people noticed the difference but they don't really do anything about it. Plus the Avengers tried to test him if there was anything wrong with him but that nigga got away which pissed me off.
User avatar #36 - blackscales (08/25/2013) [-]
It was like "Huh, Spiderman is completely different. He must be stressed." Bullshit! He's a superhero, he's been brainjacked! It's never stress!
User avatar #15 - chthulhu (08/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, that dick Doc Ock stole his body.

I'm sure he'll get back in there somehow though.
User avatar #21 - thegoodgatsby (08/25/2013) [-]
According to Marvel, he's dead for good.
#14 - typeonegative (08/25/2013) [-]
Good job Stan Lee
#13 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Isnt it the Octopus guy that has switched body with Peter...
My friends couldnt stop talk about it some months ago.
User avatar #16 - thatoldguy (08/25/2013) [-]
Superior Spider-Man
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#582 - I never posted lolli,I posted something from boko no… 08/16/2013 on Request unbans here 0
#11 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/13/2013 on . +95
#93 - ryuryu (08/14/2013) [-]
Fucken Saved.
#59 - joshofsouls (08/13/2013) [-]



Fixed.
User avatar #30 - myaccountisnew (08/13/2013) [-]
What's this from?
User avatar #25 - kensislayer (08/13/2013) [-]
is this an actual thing?
User avatar #12 - darkangelgoddess (08/13/2013) [-]
God I can't stop laughing at that lmao
#18 - It's become a mix of both in the last few decades. 08/10/2013 on 2+2=5 +1
#89 - The un-Man 08/10/2013 on Description. 0
#4 - Picture 08/10/2013 on best american action figure. +1
#11 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/10/2013 on 2+2=5 +25
#65 - jakeattack (08/10/2013) [-]
The sad thing, is in our present, both fears are true. Goddamn what now
User avatar #20 - hates (08/10/2013) [-]
They have opposite views, but both are true about the present...
User avatar #17 - ubercookieboy (08/10/2013) [-]
Both could be right
User avatar #18 - thatoldguy (08/10/2013) [-]
It's become a mix of both in the last few decades.
#70 - IGPX 08/07/2013 on Fedoras 0
#11 - bizarro  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Fedoras +3
User avatar #64 - dragonstomp (08/07/2013) [-]
Does anyone know the source of this gif
User avatar #70 - thatoldguy (08/07/2013) [-]
IGPX
#10 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Talk about Ad placement. +125
#153 - allennis (08/07/2013) [-]
This is the first thing on Funnyjunk that has made me laugh out loud in weeks. Well done.
#135 - witislimited (08/07/2013) [-]
Calm down...
User avatar #67 - zenagirl (08/07/2013) [-]
Fuck what show is this from..it used to be on teletoon all the time when I was younger and I was never able to find it. Somebody help?
User avatar #142 - horribleperson (08/07/2013) [-]
I believe this is from the adult version of Ren & Stimpy. They called it Adult Party Cartoon or something similar.
User avatar #160 - zenagirl (08/07/2013) [-]
It wasn't that show but the art looked similiar, the same guy invented the show i was thinking of, called the ripping friends. Thanks though!
#29 - Picture 08/06/2013 on Followed by a voice +1
#9 - I'm trying to give people hope and you're just dashing it. 08/04/2013 on (untitled) +40
#5 - It'll come to PC... in about 3 years after the actually …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/04/2013 on (untitled) +68
#8 - baditch (08/04/2013) [-]
Red Dead didn't...
User avatar #84 - themurrey (08/05/2013) [-]
Rockstar posted on their website that they were beginning to port one of the recent releases to PC, it was taken down because they werent supposed to pust it yet.
#40 - rasp (08/05/2013) [-]
In fact there are several rumors based on rockstar job offers that suppose they are adapting games to PC, and not leaving the PC games in pain.
#41 - rasp (08/05/2013) [-]
*PC gamers
User avatar #33 - ireallylikepotatoe (08/05/2013) [-]
>Be 2034
>Have kids starting college
>Need to pay tuition and shit
>but the I hear about it
>the game is finally available on PC
>I have waited so long
>Been loyal to the PC gaming master race
>Complication's cause the PC release to be extremely expensive
>totally worth it
>buy the game
>enjoy so much fun
>kids now doomed to life of minim wage jobs working in mail rooms and fast food restaurants
>I don't care
>I was finally able to play Red Dead Redemption
User avatar #59 - dillard1 (08/05/2013) [-]
I have to pay my own tuition...
#9 - thatoldguy (08/04/2013) [-]
I'm trying to give people hope and you're just dashing it.
#5562812 - Picture 08/02/2013 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#9 - Picture 08/02/2013 on I know where this is going... +8
#36 - A cat is fine too  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2013 on 99 +25
#68 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
Dem pum-pumpkins
#44 - hisnameisjake (08/02/2013) [-]
I need to know who this is for scientific research.


Just kidding, im going to jack off to rule34 of her until my dick rips off.
User avatar #51 - fitemeirlbro (08/02/2013) [-]
blair
#480 - I'm not surpised 08/02/2013 on Roll your girlfriend!!! 0
#479 - **thatoldguy rolls 0** 5,6,or 9  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on Roll your girlfriend!!! +1
#480 - thatoldguy (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm not surpised
#72 - 3 hours and 5 minutes for now 08/01/2013 on It's almost ready -1
#2 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2013 on WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME? +29
#24 - nonanonnon (07/31/2013) [-]
"Come her and give old Voldy a hug"
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#12 - gcharto (07/31/2013) [-]
it gets funnier the more you watch him scoot towards Draco
User avatar #4 - Kairyuka (07/31/2013) [-]
That scene was great
#68 - To roll people,post weird **** ,and sit on my home… 07/30/2013 on Why do you come to this site? 0
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#47 - thatoldguy (11/05/2013) [-]
stickied by thatoldguy
User avatar #36 - thatoldguy (05/09/2013) [-]
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Hello new friend. My name is Fred.
The words you hear are in my head.
I say I said my name is Fred.
And I've been...
Very ******* .

The story I'm about to tell
I tell you I will tell it well
Is of my dear aunt Muriel
And just how I've been...
******* .

Voilà! the farm. My aunt lives here.
With precious pup and husband dear.
My heart beat fast as I drew near.
I felt so nice...
and ******* .

I thought just how excited they
Must be that I would come today.
They'd shout, "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hoo-ray!
My dear boy, you look so...
******* ."

That's when my tired eyes beheld
A doggy dog! Like dog he smelled.
D-O-G is what he spelled.
And that's how I spell...
******* .

Alone was I, with tender Courage.
And all his fur, his furry furrage.
Which, I say, did encourage
Me, to be quite...
******* .

It was a day I'll not forget;
The day I first met my pet.
Oh, what a lovely gift to get.
I'd never felt so...
******* .

My fuzzy friend is what he was.
This darling little ball of fuzz.
And, oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does
Demand that I be...
******* .

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
And fetching fur did hypnotize,
I filled with joy, I filled with sighs;
And that was when I got...
******* .

His dripping hair, this droopy curl,
Unfolds sweet memories of a girl.
With tresses oh, they twist and twirl.
And tempt me to be...
******* .

Barbara, my love was named;
And her fair hair, a mane untamed;
Until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little...
******* .

The look upon my loved one's face
Was sweet as lace!
But in this case, I realized she
Needed space.
I never more was ******* .
Well... maybe not never.

Dear Courage, your fur and fleece remind
Of nothing found in humankind.
But for one fellow, who did find
Me, to be in a certain mood.

Into my shop he walked one day,
With bush above, and beard bouquet.
"That's no toupee," I prayed, "No way."
I could help but be... You know...
I'd never seen such hair before!
His bangs, they sang! His neck, it beckoned!
Eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned!
Soon, I figured, what the heck!
And that's how I was...
******* .

Then my landlords did presume
To free me from that porcelain tomb,
And ferry to a private room,
Your hero, ever dotty.

Goodbye, dear aunt. I'll miss your farm.
And Eustace's ebullient charm.
And farewell Courage; what's the harm,
If I was slightly...
******* .
User avatar #50 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
should have known
#45 - bananarchism **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 - desmondaltairezio (06/27/2013) [-]
what took you so long?
User avatar #8 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
...Why're you adding me?
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm trainerblu.
User avatar #31 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
This is when you reply to the top post.

I dunno. Figure I'd be crazy by then, if I keep acting up.
#32 to #31 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You'll be fine
You'll be fine
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Thanks.
That helped a bit more than probably intended.
#34 to #33 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You're welcome I guess.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Okay.
Sounds good.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Ha,Yea blu got banned.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #13 to #12 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
posted something
it got flagged
banned
User avatar #14 to #13 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
How long?
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
permabanned
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Dammnn
That sucks.
#17 to #16 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't care,It's just an account,I can always make more.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
True.
But, some people care..
User avatar #19 to #18 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
As long as the person can still access the site it should matter.
User avatar #21 to #19 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Also true.
But if Phan got permabanned, That'd be a different story.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
That's not gonna happen,He's too well know for that to happen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
But I like to keep all possibilities open.
Just so I can ask 'what it?'
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't like to ask that. the mind can wonder into some dark places with that kind of thinking.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah..
My mind does that a lot. I've kinda gotten used to it.
Might be why I'm so messed up, but whatever.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Unless you're warped in a straight jacket ,you're fine.
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Indeed.
And I'm sure I can contain myself enough to stay out of one of those.
User avatar #30 to #27 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
why 10 years?

can't reply to your other post.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm confident I can remain normal for about 10 more years my whole life.
User avatar #20 to #19 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
shouldn't**
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User avatar #6 - thatoldguy (11/17/2012) [-]
trainerblu
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User avatar #2 to #28 - thatoldguy (11/27/2011) [-]
I don't know just adding people who look cool.
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