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thatoldguy

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My Bologna has a first name,It's O-S-C-A-R.comment
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Age: 24
Interests: banana nut muffins
Date Signed Up:1/01/2011
Last Login:4/28/2015
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#9 - Picture 10/04/2013 on Time to get creative +22
#45 - So I was watching Jeopardy and the fox in fire fox is really …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2013 on The fox says no. +5
User avatar #77 - jonaskram (10/01/2013) [-]
yup. That's what red pandas are usually nicknamed ^^
#3 - Picture 10/01/2013 on LOVE ME +2
#28 - bimbofication 10/01/2013 on b4 and after photos i nvr c... +4
#64 - Nope,it's James Sie. Jackie only appeared to do the little que… 09/29/2013 on It could have happened. 0
#46 - I find it funny the dude who does Jackie's voice in the show a…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2013 on It could have happened. 0
User avatar #68 - sagedivinity (09/29/2013) [-]
He does what in kung fu panda
User avatar #58 - chrisruler (09/29/2013) [-]
The dude who does his voice is Jackie Chan.

Jackie MOTHERFUCKING Chan
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User avatar #64 - thatoldguy (09/29/2013) [-]
Nope,it's James Sie. Jackie only appeared to do the little question thing at the end of the episodes.
#3 - For some reason this dude reminds me of Ray Bingo. 09/26/2013 on Teacher brown 0
#33 - Picture 09/21/2013 on I praise the sun +4
#7 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Lady Boners +10
#26 - hoborgor (09/21/2013) [-]
He reminds me of Colon Dwarf.
#20 - aesgard (09/21/2013) [-]
Well. That was faster than I though.
#105 - tostito (09/21/2013) [-]
oh, i thought it was this guy
#23 - ubercookieboy (09/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - aesgard (09/21/2013) [-]
I have seen the comple thing somewhere. I'll be back when I find it.
#7 - Picture 09/20/2013 on Making Love (SFW) +1
#22 - I'm a bad person  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2013 on One day Ill make it to the... +3
#36 - infinitereaper (09/20/2013) [-]
But... she was so cute
#28 - I've taken up a weird habit of collection gif and other… 09/18/2013 on :( Dont lie to yourself +3
#97 - Picture 09/17/2013 on Pretty Awesome +1
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on Rudolph The Gun Arsed Reindeer +7
User avatar #47 - spainisbad (09/16/2013) [-]
Torrente
#46 - Picture 09/14/2013 on i have a mighty need! +3
#21 - Picture 09/12/2013 on yamask 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2013 on asians +14
User avatar #7 - blokrokker (09/11/2013) [-]
Wait. Is-is this a thing over there? Using fire extinguishers as saxophones?
#21 - I'd love it if koh stole Mako's face forcing Korra to finish t… 09/11/2013 on Next Friday 0
#16 - This reminds me of "The Young Maiden in Love is a Carnivo… 09/11/2013 on Aww +1
#15 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 09/11/2013 on Weird Websites... 0
#52 - fefe (09/11/2013) [-]
My boner is so confused right now.
User avatar #41 - douevensax (09/11/2013) [-]
Why do I read these posts?
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#37 - sentryram (09/11/2013) [-]
#36 - maguitox (09/11/2013) [-]
#34 - fizzor (09/11/2013) [-]
#18 - spjlapj (09/11/2013) [-]
i read "reminds me of tomako" and instantly thumbed down
#17 - clojol (09/11/2013) [-]
tl;dr
#16 - fefe (09/11/2013) [-]
What the fuck?
#31 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2013 on How Ken sees a fight +5
#69 - ReeferTrees (10/25/2013) [-]
I think you should have this
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#97 - Picture 09/11/2013 on Post your WallPaper 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2013 on Rape Crossing +34
#12 - redflame (09/11/2013) [-]
We're fucked
#3 - mydad (09/11/2013) [-]
**mydad rolled a random image posted in comment #464533 at Ponyville ** this is my anus
User avatar #6 - boblywop (09/11/2013) [-]
It's looking a little grumpy
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on How I feel when I science +14
User avatar #41 - minatsuki (09/11/2013) [-]
I swear the first time I read interstingErection
What does it mean?
#17 - I've never understood this joke,I myself well have like 4 tabs…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Fap +5
#24 - loopymoomoo (09/10/2013) [-]

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#47 - thatoldguy (11/05/2013) [-]
stickied by thatoldguy
User avatar #36 - thatoldguy (05/09/2013) [-]
stickied
Hello new friend. My name is Fred.
The words you hear are in my head.
I say I said my name is Fred.
And I've been...
Very naughty.

The story I'm about to tell
I tell you I will tell it well
Is of my dear aunt Muriel
And just how I've been...
Naughty.

VoilĂ ! the farm. My aunt lives here.
With precious pup and husband dear.
My heart beat fast as I drew near.
I felt so nice...
and Naughty.

I thought just how excited they
Must be that I would come today.
They'd shout, "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hoo-ray!
My dear boy, you look so...
Naughty."

That's when my tired eyes beheld
A doggy dog! Like dog he smelled.
D-O-G is what he spelled.
And that's how I spell...
Naughty.

Alone was I, with tender Courage.
And all his fur, his furry furrage.
Which, I say, did encourage
Me, to be quite...
Naughty.

It was a day I'll not forget;
The day I first met my pet.
Oh, what a lovely gift to get.
I'd never felt so...
Naughty.

My fuzzy friend is what he was.
This darling little ball of fuzz.
And, oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does
Demand that I be...
Naughty.

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
And fetching fur did hypnotize,
I filled with joy, I filled with sighs;
And that was when I got...
Naughty.

His dripping hair, this droopy curl,
Unfolds sweet memories of a girl.
With tresses oh, they twist and twirl.
And tempt me to be...
Naughty.

Barbara, my love was named;
And her fair hair, a mane untamed;
Until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little...
Naughty.

The look upon my loved one's face
Was sweet as lace!
But in this case, I realized she
Needed space.
I never more was naughty.
Well... maybe not never.

Dear Courage, your fur and fleece remind
Of nothing found in humankind.
But for one fellow, who did find
Me, to be in a certain mood.

Into my shop he walked one day,
With bush above, and beard bouquet.
"That's no toupee," I prayed, "No way."
I could help but be... You know...
I'd never seen such hair before!
His bangs, they sang! His neck, it beckoned!
Eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned!
Soon, I figured, what the heck!
And that's how I was...
Naughty.

Then my landlords did presume
To free me from that porcelain tomb,
And ferry to a private room,
Your hero, ever dotty.

Goodbye, dear aunt. I'll miss your farm.
And Eustace's ebullient charm.
And farewell Courage; what's the harm,
If I was slightly...
Naughty.
#61 - cutenesseverypost (04/10/2015) [-]
You rolled me..
but then content was deleted/kill
what if content was not kill?
Please tell me what you were gonna say when you rolled me..
I've never been rolled before..
User avatar #60 - thatoldguy (03/31/2015) [-]
christmas cake
User avatar #50 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
should have known
#45 - bananarchism **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 - desmondaltairezio (06/27/2013) [-]
what took you so long?
#40 - irvea (06/03/2013) [-]
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Where are you always finding those gifs in your profile picture? I mean, I really love them. owo
Do they have some certain name or something?
#42 to #41 - irvea (06/03/2013) [-]
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Neato, thanks.
User avatar #43 to #42 - thatoldguy (06/03/2013) [-]
You're welcome but I'm sure there are more outside of that thread.
User avatar #8 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
...Why're you adding me?
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm trainerblu.
User avatar #31 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
This is when you reply to the top post.

I dunno. Figure I'd be crazy by then, if I keep acting up.
#32 to #31 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You'll be fine
You'll be fine
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Thanks.
That helped a bit more than probably intended.
#34 to #33 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You're welcome I guess.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Okay.
Sounds good.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Ha,Yea blu got banned.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #13 to #12 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
posted something
it got flagged
banned
User avatar #14 to #13 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
How long?
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
permabanned
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Dammnn
That sucks.
#17 to #16 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't care,It's just an account,I can always make more.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
True.
But, some people care..
User avatar #19 to #18 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
As long as the person can still access the site it should matter.
User avatar #21 to #19 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Also true.
But if Phan got permabanned, That'd be a different story.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
That's not gonna happen,He's too well know for that to happen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
But I like to keep all possibilities open.
Just so I can ask 'what it?'
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't like to ask that. the mind can wonder into some dark places with that kind of thinking.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah..
My mind does that a lot. I've kinda gotten used to it.
Might be why I'm so messed up, but whatever.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Unless you're warped in a straight jacket ,you're fine.
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Indeed.
And I'm sure I can contain myself enough to stay out of one of those.
User avatar #30 to #27 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
why 10 years?

can't reply to your other post.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm confident I can remain normal for about 10 more years my whole life.
User avatar #20 to #19 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
shouldn't**
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User avatar #6 - thatoldguy (11/17/2012) [-]
trainerblu
#1 - narkyelite **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #28 - thatoldguy (11/27/2011) [-]
I don't know just adding people who look cool.
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