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Age: 23
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Date Signed Up:1/01/2011
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#6 - Cause Iroh. 11/12/2013 on Good to see you, old friend. 0
#72 - Thanks 11/11/2013 on Must be horrible +4
#6 - wut 11/11/2013 on No way... 0
#1 - This just make me sad... and angry as hell  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2013 on Good to see you, old friend. +11
#5 - ohmyjebus (11/12/2013) [-]
why angry?
User avatar #6 - thatoldguy (11/12/2013) [-]
Cause Iroh.
#4 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 11/11/2013 on Must be horrible +23
#84 - RipperMan (11/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #148 - exclamation (11/12/2013) [-]
Needs a gif version
User avatar #150 - RipperMan (11/12/2013) [-]
yeah, but i dont know how to do gifs
User avatar #151 - exclamation (11/12/2013) [-]
That's why we find a guy who can.

Specialization.
User avatar #152 - RipperMan (11/12/2013) [-]
or walcorn , funnyjunk's master of gif requests
User avatar #153 - exclamation (11/12/2013) [-]
Ohh... master... 'vell, 'vell
#3 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 11/11/2013 on Must be horrible +86
#168 - zorororonoa (11/12/2013) [-]
#135 - ahreloco (11/12/2013) [-]
#69 - zeropunt (11/11/2013) [-]
Here take this.
#72 - thatoldguy (11/11/2013) [-]
Thanks
#4 - thatoldguy (11/11/2013) [-]
#84 - RipperMan (11/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #148 - exclamation (11/12/2013) [-]
Needs a gif version
User avatar #150 - RipperMan (11/12/2013) [-]
yeah, but i dont know how to do gifs
User avatar #151 - exclamation (11/12/2013) [-]
That's why we find a guy who can.

Specialization.
User avatar #152 - RipperMan (11/12/2013) [-]
or walcorn , funnyjunk's master of gif requests
User avatar #153 - exclamation (11/12/2013) [-]
Ohh... master... 'vell, 'vell
#32 - what? 11/09/2013 on Oh Spongebob Why? 0
#5 - Remember when he was manager of The Krusty Krab II?  [+] (11 new replies) 11/08/2013 on yahoo +60
User avatar #57 - haqq (11/09/2013) [-]
i read that the spongebob movie is supposed to take place after the entire series
#37 - ohayougozaimasu (11/09/2013) [-]
good times
User avatar #35 - perishing (11/09/2013) [-]
Wait, what? Krusty Krab II?
#40 - Womens Study Major (11/09/2013) [-]
you have a movie to watch.
User avatar #56 - perishing (11/09/2013) [-]
I think I do.
User avatar #9 - trollins (11/08/2013) [-]
I believe the upcoming second movie is going to follow from their and he'll be managing the Krusty Krab II.
User avatar #8 - infinitereaper (11/08/2013) [-]
That was technically the true ending of the show.
#6 - vivere (11/08/2013) [-]
9 years ago
User avatar #20 - sethja (11/08/2013) [-]
9 years ago when the series was good*
#42 - Womens Study Major (11/09/2013) [-]
It's not bad now, it was just way better before.
User avatar #48 - newsuperyoshi (11/09/2013) [-]
Get your beta ass shit out.
#12 - Why must you people ruin everything I love?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on Ignorance -13
#22 - Womens Study Major (11/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, you just got told...
#4 - I don't hear that Shellder complaining.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Glorious Evolution +63
User avatar #39 - misfitsftw (11/07/2013) [-]
even if it did complain, you wouldnt be able to tell what it is saying, its mouth is a bit full
#27 - topoftherock (11/07/2013) [-]
saw DK. thought it was relevant.
#45 - Virt (11/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #33 - garymotherfinoak (11/07/2013) [-]
youareohsowrong is fart
#10 - Why would someone try this?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on One Hell of a Cake 0
User avatar #13 - zerosonaku (11/06/2013) [-]
Better question, Why wouldn't you try this?
#70 - You aren't gonna read this move along. The mods only su… 11/06/2013 on What sucks most about FJ? +3
#13 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on H4X +47
User avatar #23 - anticitezenone (11/06/2013) [-]
#6512483 - Picture 11/05/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#7 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Espurr +103
User avatar #29 - whiteniggers (11/05/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/pokemon/boy+girl/vBLwGiO/33#33

i'd post the comment as text but i'm not a reposting cunt
User avatar #24 - killinkyle (11/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - gitanisme (11/05/2013) [-]
this gets reposted every time there is a pokemon amie related post
#6 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Espurr +70
#11 - pickaxe (11/05/2013) [-]
I made this.Now I wonder why,though....
#7 - thatoldguy (11/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - whiteniggers (11/05/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/pokemon/boy+girl/vBLwGiO/33#33

i'd post the comment as text but i'm not a reposting cunt
User avatar #24 - killinkyle (11/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - gitanisme (11/05/2013) [-]
this gets reposted every time there is a pokemon amie related post
#47 - Picture 11/05/2013 on thatoldguy's profile 0
#20 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 11/05/2013 on When your crush calls you... +52
#60 - ripgeckosncherios (11/05/2013) [-]
can someone explain how these work exactly
#67 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2013) [-]
"var image = Document.RasterImage;
var sizeX = image.sizeX;
var sizeY = image.sizeY;
for (x=0; x<sizeX; x++)
for (y=0; y<sizeY; y++)
if ((x+y)&1)
image.SetPixel(x, y, 0, 0, 0);"
It's something to do with this.
#65 - besle (11/05/2013) [-]
It's something about the picture having different layers of gamma.
User avatar #114 - greenjester (11/05/2013) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 1383683867
Really worked. Thanks.
Guess I'll be banned.
User avatar #115 - johndapro (11/05/2013) [-]
Take that down now.
User avatar #78 - spyisspy (11/05/2013) [-]
Yo Gamma Gamma
im sorry
#33 - mchurtstab (11/05/2013) [-]
oh yes...
#19 - Picture  [+] (17 new replies) 11/05/2013 on When your crush calls you... +65
#58 - xexion (11/05/2013) [-]
Everytime you watch this gif Kirino gets tenderly loved.
User avatar #75 - adplum (11/05/2013) [-]
sadly that is the same monitor i have
User avatar #64 - hauntzor (11/05/2013) [-]
Jesus, is that the same guy who gouged the same picture of that girl on the laptop with his bayonet?

How many disposable monitors does this guy have?
#110 - elynichujy (11/05/2013) [-]
You mean this one?
User avatar #119 - hauntzor (11/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, that one.
User avatar #50 - guywithafork (11/05/2013) [-]
Source?
#54 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2013) [-]
oreimo
User avatar #34 - hoboguyman (11/05/2013) [-]
damnit.
#31 - yomamacouch (11/05/2013) [-]
more
#20 - thatoldguy (11/05/2013) [-]
#60 - ripgeckosncherios (11/05/2013) [-]
can someone explain how these work exactly
#67 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2013) [-]
"var image = Document.RasterImage;
var sizeX = image.sizeX;
var sizeY = image.sizeY;
for (x=0; x<sizeX; x++)
for (y=0; y<sizeY; y++)
if ((x+y)&1)
image.SetPixel(x, y, 0, 0, 0);"
It's something to do with this.
#65 - besle (11/05/2013) [-]
It's something about the picture having different layers of gamma.
User avatar #114 - greenjester (11/05/2013) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 1383683867
Really worked. Thanks.
Guess I'll be banned.
User avatar #115 - johndapro (11/05/2013) [-]
Take that down now.
User avatar #78 - spyisspy (11/05/2013) [-]
Yo Gamma Gamma
im sorry
#33 - mchurtstab (11/05/2013) [-]
oh yes...
#810525 - thanks 10/31/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#810513 - What's the name of the anime/manga these things come from?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/31/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#810643 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/01/2013) [-]
I've been wondering that myself.
#810522 - xaerooo (10/31/2013) [-]
puchimas
#810525 - thatoldguy (10/31/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #810516 - lordketchup (10/31/2013) [-]
Cabin in the Google Reverse image search
#3 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2013 on SMASH +4
#5 - rakuraimasuta (10/30/2013) [-]
#6 - undercow (10/30/2013) [-]
#2 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2013 on SMASH +2
#3 - thatoldguy (10/29/2013) [-]
#5 - rakuraimasuta (10/30/2013) [-]
#6 - undercow (10/30/2013) [-]
#1 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 10/29/2013 on SMASH +9
User avatar #10 - wotterpatch (10/30/2013) [-]
i see pussy

b&
#9 - jwagswashere (10/30/2013) [-]
#8 - jwagswashere (10/30/2013) [-]
#2 - thatoldguy (10/29/2013) [-]
#3 - thatoldguy (10/29/2013) [-]
#5 - rakuraimasuta (10/30/2013) [-]
#6 - undercow (10/30/2013) [-]
#3 - Picture  [+] (27 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Bridge too far +134
#52 - nignogatron (10/29/2013) [-]
#58 - Womens Study Major (10/29/2013) [-]
LP
#41 - sonofpsychodad (10/29/2013) [-]
She wants the D
#10 - atomschlumpf (10/29/2013) [-]
her back always makes me cringe....
User avatar #11 - danilawleit (10/29/2013) [-]
my back goes like that when I slouch...
#79 - mircavera (10/30/2013) [-]
#12 - atomschlumpf (10/29/2013) [-]
#13 - danilawleit (10/29/2013) [-]
Im must be some kind of freak of nature. I can bend far back enough to touch my toes.
User avatar #54 - twothreefivefive (10/29/2013) [-]
Yay! I'm not the only one!
#46 - kanadetenshi (10/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 - Kairyuka (10/29/2013) [-]
Wow, have you trained flexibility or are you hypermobile?
User avatar #22 - danilawleit (10/29/2013) [-]
Uh what?

I just used to crack my back a lot over the school chairs, so it just escalated from there.

I wouldn't recommend it though because I now have a squint spine
User avatar #23 - Kairyuka (10/29/2013) [-]
Owowow, that sounds really painful ;-;
What does that entail?
User avatar #24 - danilawleit (10/29/2013) [-]
Well the cracking my back part wasn't very painful but I get some trouble with my back now and I have to see a physiotherapist to get it straightened out, so all is not as fun as it seems. Otherwise it is fun freaking people out with that
User avatar #25 - Kairyuka (10/29/2013) [-]
Haha I'd imagine. It can be fixed though? :c
#26 - danilawleit (10/29/2013) [-]
Yeah Im told that it should straighten out eventually so no worries, and i'll still have my inhuman back bending too.
#27 - Kairyuka (10/29/2013) [-]
That's nice, good luck with it :3
By the way, what do your boyfriend think of it? It must be a pretty weird sight <.<
#28 - danilawleit (10/29/2013) [-]
I don't have one. Most of my friends either think is really cool or totally gross though.
User avatar #29 - Kairyuka (10/29/2013) [-]
Ooh. Idunno why I thought of that <.<
It's something most people train for years to be able to do, it's pretty impressive you can just do it ._.
#14 - atomschlumpf (10/29/2013) [-]
Holy shit I can't even imagine what that must look like
User avatar #16 - danilawleit (10/29/2013) [-]
A friend of mine tells me it's like a scene from the exorcist.
#17 - atomschlumpf (10/29/2013) [-]
You don't happen to have a pic of that?
User avatar #18 - danilawleit (10/29/2013) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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Sure do not apologising
#19 - atomschlumpf (10/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 - bonlino (10/29/2013) [-]
i wish it was that easy...
#62 - waterbottlemanboy (10/29/2013) [-]
It really is sometimes.
#57 - nandaaz (10/29/2013) [-]
It is.
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#47 - thatoldguy (11/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - thatoldguy (05/09/2013) [-]
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Hello new friend. My name is Fred.
The words you hear are in my head.
I say I said my name is Fred.
And I've been...
Very naughty.

The story I'm about to tell
I tell you I will tell it well
Is of my dear aunt Muriel
And just how I've been...
Naughty.

VoilĂ ! the farm. My aunt lives here.
With precious pup and husband dear.
My heart beat fast as I drew near.
I felt so nice...
and Naughty.

I thought just how excited they
Must be that I would come today.
They'd shout, "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hoo-ray!
My dear boy, you look so...
Naughty."

That's when my tired eyes beheld
A doggy dog! Like dog he smelled.
D-O-G is what he spelled.
And that's how I spell...
Naughty.

Alone was I, with tender Courage.
And all his fur, his furry furrage.
Which, I say, did encourage
Me, to be quite...
Naughty.

It was a day I'll not forget;
The day I first met my pet.
Oh, what a lovely gift to get.
I'd never felt so...
Naughty.

My fuzzy friend is what he was.
This darling little ball of fuzz.
And, oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does
Demand that I be...
Naughty.

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
And fetching fur did hypnotize,
I filled with joy, I filled with sighs;
And that was when I got...
Naughty.

His dripping hair, this droopy curl,
Unfolds sweet memories of a girl.
With tresses oh, they twist and twirl.
And tempt me to be...
Naughty.

Barbara, my love was named;
And her fair hair, a mane untamed;
Until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little...
Naughty.

The look upon my loved one's face
Was sweet as lace!
But in this case, I realized she
Needed space.
I never more was naughty.
Well... maybe not never.

Dear Courage, your fur and fleece remind
Of nothing found in humankind.
But for one fellow, who did find
Me, to be in a certain mood.

Into my shop he walked one day,
With bush above, and beard bouquet.
"That's no toupee," I prayed, "No way."
I could help but be... You know...
I'd never seen such hair before!
His bangs, they sang! His neck, it beckoned!
Eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned!
Soon, I figured, what the heck!
And that's how I was...
Naughty.

Then my landlords did presume
To free me from that porcelain tomb,
And ferry to a private room,
Your hero, ever dotty.

Goodbye, dear aunt. I'll miss your farm.
And Eustace's ebullient charm.
And farewell Courage; what's the harm,
If I was slightly...
Naughty.
User avatar #50 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
should have known
#45 - bananarchism **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 - desmondaltairezio (06/27/2013) [-]
what took you so long?
#40 - irvea ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
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Where are you always finding those gifs in your profile picture? I mean, I really love them. owo
Do they have some certain name or something?
#42 to #41 - irvea ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
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Neato, thanks.
User avatar #43 to #42 - thatoldguy (06/03/2013) [-]
You're welcome but I'm sure there are more outside of that thread.
User avatar #8 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
...Why're you adding me?
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm trainerblu.
User avatar #31 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
This is when you reply to the top post.

I dunno. Figure I'd be crazy by then, if I keep acting up.
#32 to #31 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You'll be fine
You'll be fine
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Thanks.
That helped a bit more than probably intended.
#34 to #33 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You're welcome I guess.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Okay.
Sounds good.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Ha,Yea blu got banned.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #13 to #12 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
posted something
it got flagged
banned
User avatar #14 to #13 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
How long?
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
permabanned
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Dammnn
That sucks.
#17 to #16 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't care,It's just an account,I can always make more.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
True.
But, some people care..
User avatar #19 to #18 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
As long as the person can still access the site it should matter.
User avatar #21 to #19 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Also true.
But if Phan got permabanned, That'd be a different story.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
That's not gonna happen,He's too well know for that to happen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
But I like to keep all possibilities open.
Just so I can ask 'what it?'
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't like to ask that. the mind can wonder into some dark places with that kind of thinking.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah..
My mind does that a lot. I've kinda gotten used to it.
Might be why I'm so messed up, but whatever.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Unless you're warped in a straight jacket ,you're fine.
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Indeed.
And I'm sure I can contain myself enough to stay out of one of those.
User avatar #30 to #27 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
why 10 years?

can't reply to your other post.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm confident I can remain normal for about 10 more years my whole life.
User avatar #20 to #19 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
shouldn't**
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User avatar #6 - thatoldguy (11/17/2012) [-]
trainerblu
#1 - narkyelite **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #28 - thatoldguy (11/27/2011) [-]
I don't know just adding people who look cool.
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