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Date Signed Up:1/01/2011
Last Login:9/16/2014
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#1 - Picture 02/08/2011 on no 0
#1 - That's Gerard Butler,So it's just a normal for him. 02/08/2011 on I can guess -1
#11 - Picture 02/08/2011 on Only in Japan WTF Candy +1
#16 - This will be on the front page my 10PM. 02/06/2011 on FJ Shuts Down +3
#2 - This was on the front page when I first joined.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2011 on Now she gets it. 0
User avatar #4 - ihasalightning (02/01/2011) [-]
Nostalgia then.
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2011 on is it true +21
#11 - Awfulgorilla has deleted their comment.
#14 - sgtbenedict (02/02/2011) [-]
it toke me awhile. i thought of it when i saw it but dismissed it, but once i got the whole album i realized that i was a super long music video.
#12 - I wish you were more like Pikachu,He doesn't like poke'balls. 01/31/2011 on My Own Poke'bra +1
#1 - Picture 01/31/2011 on Pokemon Battle. . . ? -1
#1 - <----- This made my day. 01/26/2011 on The Internet +9
#2 - Picture 01/26/2011 on HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS 0
#1 - Saw that this morning laughed my face off.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2011 on it is a 2011 miracle +1
User avatar #2 - fjbiker (01/25/2011) [-]
i screen capped it yesterday but i couldn't upload it because fatal errors
#2 - Is that Waldo?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2011 on Best Invader ZIM costume EVAR 0
#3 - littlefrenchfry (01/25/2011) [-]
...HOLY CRAP NUGGETS, YOU FOUND HIM! O.O I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT!
#2 - Still Do.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2011 on Bubble Wrap +1
User avatar #4 - jpbultema (01/22/2011) [-]
me too
#2 - I b a Hand Turkey. 01/20/2011 on New Horoscopes 0
#2 - What did you expect for $2?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2011 on Farm animmals FAIL 0
#14 - doctorhax (01/20/2011) [-]
$1.79 actually
#1 - I'm gonna have to try the superman.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2011 on How Men Pee -1
User avatar #3 - vynnle (01/17/2011) [-]
I tryed it, fell off and headbutt my cat, he is pissed off with me now...
#12 - I need a prostitute because I smoke crack. 01/17/2011 on What u did today +1
#3 - That happens in every comp. 01/14/2011 on Socially Awkward Penguin comp. 0
#4 - It's A Trap 01/14/2011 on KITTY KITTY KITTY 0
#1 - That's a shame.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2011 on Best Day Ever 0
#2 - drewrules (01/12/2011) [-]
#1 - I had about this last night but you had more thumbs down. 01/11/2011 on Works everytime. -2
#1 - I saw theses in July. 01/08/2011 on the left one is a... 0
#9 - it moved.... 01/08/2011 on what a pretty girl 0
#3 - I said challenge accepted. 01/08/2011 on Hardest music ever +2
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2011 on Hardest music ever +3
#2 - anonymous (01/08/2011) [-]
but....but.... 14 note chords, but...
User avatar #3 - thatoldguy (01/08/2011) [-]
I said challenge accepted.
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#47 - thatoldguy (11/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - thatoldguy (05/09/2013) [-]
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Hello new friend. My name is Fred.
The words you hear are in my head.
I say I said my name is Fred.
And I've been...
Very naughty.

The story I'm about to tell
I tell you I will tell it well
Is of my dear aunt Muriel
And just how I've been...
Naughty.

VoilĂ ! the farm. My aunt lives here.
With precious pup and husband dear.
My heart beat fast as I drew near.
I felt so nice...
and Naughty.

I thought just how excited they
Must be that I would come today.
They'd shout, "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hoo-ray!
My dear boy, you look so...
Naughty."

That's when my tired eyes beheld
A doggy dog! Like dog he smelled.
D-O-G is what he spelled.
And that's how I spell...
Naughty.

Alone was I, with tender Courage.
And all his fur, his furry furrage.
Which, I say, did encourage
Me, to be quite...
Naughty.

It was a day I'll not forget;
The day I first met my pet.
Oh, what a lovely gift to get.
I'd never felt so...
Naughty.

My fuzzy friend is what he was.
This darling little ball of fuzz.
And, oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does
Demand that I be...
Naughty.

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
And fetching fur did hypnotize,
I filled with joy, I filled with sighs;
And that was when I got...
Naughty.

His dripping hair, this droopy curl,
Unfolds sweet memories of a girl.
With tresses oh, they twist and twirl.
And tempt me to be...
Naughty.

Barbara, my love was named;
And her fair hair, a mane untamed;
Until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little...
Naughty.

The look upon my loved one's face
Was sweet as lace!
But in this case, I realized she
Needed space.
I never more was naughty.
Well... maybe not never.

Dear Courage, your fur and fleece remind
Of nothing found in humankind.
But for one fellow, who did find
Me, to be in a certain mood.

Into my shop he walked one day,
With bush above, and beard bouquet.
"That's no toupee," I prayed, "No way."
I could help but be... You know...
I'd never seen such hair before!
His bangs, they sang! His neck, it beckoned!
Eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned!
Soon, I figured, what the heck!
And that's how I was...
Naughty.

Then my landlords did presume
To free me from that porcelain tomb,
And ferry to a private room,
Your hero, ever dotty.

Goodbye, dear aunt. I'll miss your farm.
And Eustace's ebullient charm.
And farewell Courage; what's the harm,
If I was slightly...
Naughty.
User avatar #50 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
should have known
#45 - bananarchism **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 - desmondaltairezio (06/27/2013) [-]
what took you so long?
#40 - irvea ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
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Where are you always finding those gifs in your profile picture? I mean, I really love them. owo
Do they have some certain name or something?
#42 to #41 - irvea ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
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Neato, thanks.
User avatar #43 to #42 - thatoldguy (06/03/2013) [-]
You're welcome but I'm sure there are more outside of that thread.
User avatar #8 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
...Why're you adding me?
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm trainerblu.
User avatar #31 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
This is when you reply to the top post.

I dunno. Figure I'd be crazy by then, if I keep acting up.
#32 to #31 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You'll be fine
You'll be fine
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Thanks.
That helped a bit more than probably intended.
#34 to #33 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You're welcome I guess.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Okay.
Sounds good.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Ha,Yea blu got banned.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #13 to #12 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
posted something
it got flagged
banned
User avatar #14 to #13 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
How long?
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
permabanned
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Dammnn
That sucks.
#17 to #16 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't care,It's just an account,I can always make more.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
True.
But, some people care..
User avatar #19 to #18 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
As long as the person can still access the site it should matter.
User avatar #21 to #19 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Also true.
But if Phan got permabanned, That'd be a different story.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
That's not gonna happen,He's too well know for that to happen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
But I like to keep all possibilities open.
Just so I can ask 'what it?'
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't like to ask that. the mind can wonder into some dark places with that kind of thinking.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah..
My mind does that a lot. I've kinda gotten used to it.
Might be why I'm so messed up, but whatever.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Unless you're warped in a straight jacket ,you're fine.
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Indeed.
And I'm sure I can contain myself enough to stay out of one of those.
User avatar #30 to #27 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
why 10 years?

can't reply to your other post.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm confident I can remain normal for about 10 more years my whole life.
User avatar #20 to #19 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
shouldn't**
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User avatar #6 - thatoldguy (11/17/2012) [-]
trainerblu
#1 - narkyelite **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #28 - thatoldguy (11/27/2011) [-]
I don't know just adding people who look cool.
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