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#4 - They're coming for you, Neo, and I don't know what they're goi… 11/30/2013 on Keanu Bananas +1
#4 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Early gift for you all +18
#5 - aesgard (11/30/2013) [-]
#8 - dapsychocat (12/01/2013) [-]
Atatatatatata indeed.
Aggressively trying to impose french youtubing imagerie : check.
#6 - drjake (11/30/2013) [-]
#126 - Imouto HDD Crash 11/29/2013 on Damn media!!! +1
#3 - Don't worry,Unless the WiiU completely tanks there is most lik… 11/29/2013 on Will we ever get this? 0
#14 - since we're talking about opposite day.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Damn media!!! +59
User avatar #119 - sabcy (11/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #126 - thatoldguy (11/29/2013) [-]
Imouto HDD Crash
#58 - bjornkrage (11/29/2013) [-]
#24 - merrymarvelite (11/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - stricklandpropane (11/29/2013) [-]
That look of heart break
#32 - All I remember is not having enough money for anything on the truck.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on The Hardest Decision.. +20
User avatar #107 - peta (11/29/2013) [-]
..I just remember seeing this stuff at the store and me begging my mom for some, and she'd always say,"You don't like it." and I'd be all,"NO MOM I WANT IT I LOVE THIS YOU NEVER LET ME GET ANYTHING" Then she'd get it for me, and an hour later i'd eat it to find out, oh surprise I do hate it.

Still pissed she NEVER let me try that Go-Gurt stuff, "allergic" my ass. I wanted damn Go-Gurt, those commercials looked awesome.
#7 - or you could just....  [+] (6 new replies) 11/28/2013 on do it +41
User avatar #50 - AlexPaincakes (11/28/2013) [-]
There is no way in hell I could do that. I've drank straight from the bottle, but for that long hell no.
User avatar #24 - exorbis (11/28/2013) [-]
That gif... what movie ?
User avatar #25 - thecole (11/28/2013) [-]
I think Flight.
#12 - devout feminist (11/28/2013) [-]
Gummy bears are delicious tho.
#17 - sisterblister (11/28/2013) [-]
yes but vodka gummy bears taste like shit just get drunk and eat gummybears
User avatar #30 - zight (11/28/2013) [-]
not after the first 30
#19 - Highschool DxD  [+] (7 new replies) 11/28/2013 on Welcome to the New Funnyjunk +1
User avatar #20 - thefates (11/28/2013) [-]
Darn. That show weirded me out at about episode 8 so I stopped watching it.
#64 - deathatwar (11/28/2013) [-]
Its actually from So I Can't Play H?
User avatar #140 - thefates (11/28/2013) [-]
That one was just plain hilarious.
#112 - keltainenlumi (11/28/2013) [-]
Translated names. So accurate.
User avatar #66 - sadisticsalmon (11/28/2013) [-]
That text, it's so blue, I think you broke my eyeballs
#69 - deathatwar (11/28/2013) [-]
Perhaps that is my true goal? Who knows..
#70 - sadisticsalmon (11/28/2013) [-]
#4 - Picture 11/27/2013 on 16 Bit swamp +4
#3 - This is cool and all but about people who sleep on the stomach…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2013 on sleepless nights +36
#54 - hieronymous (11/28/2013) [-]
eh im too tired to make it look good
User avatar #115 - frankhh (11/28/2013) [-]
It actually looks pretty fucking good.
User avatar #50 - badgersnacks (11/28/2013) [-]
what if it is different for every one i may have my plug at the back of my head and your plug may be on the side of your head
#10 - Picture  [+] (28 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Welcome to the New Funnyjunk +101
#141 - kaitora (11/28/2013) [-]
For the softcore fans.

Real avant garde B&W shit.
#131 - baltman (11/28/2013) [-]
I'm ready for my ban.
#110 - hamma (11/28/2013) [-]
#100 - thatonesmartdude (11/28/2013) [-]
I guess I'm a hand guy, now. I find that hand .gif to be very arousing for some reason.
#96 - envinite (11/28/2013) [-]
tfw you never feel that moist
User avatar #75 - ponchosdm (11/28/2013) [-]
well... i got somehow aroused from this gif...
#71 - existacne (11/28/2013) [-]
#92 - dandyhandy (11/28/2013) [-]
Me too. TFW I will never know what it's like for someone to molest my hand with their hands.
User avatar #60 - chrisoid (11/28/2013) [-]
That makes me feel really lonely for some reason

User avatar #111 - keltainenlumi (11/28/2013) [-]
Well it is intimate. And intimacy kinda doesn't come with loneliness.
User avatar #62 - oborawatabinost (11/28/2013) [-]
You're not the only one.
#59 - unusualember (11/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #53 - applesdontpee (11/28/2013) [-]
i.. i don't know what i was expecting..
#41 - smbiosis (11/28/2013) [-]
*faps externally*
#22 - scaithe (11/28/2013) [-]
#30 - ohgodwaitimatheist (11/28/2013) [-]
#21 - boredasfug (11/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - thefates (11/28/2013) [-]
What's this from? Is it some romantic anime or something more akin to hentai.
User avatar #19 - thatoldguy (11/28/2013) [-]
Highschool DxD
User avatar #20 - thefates (11/28/2013) [-]
Darn. That show weirded me out at about episode 8 so I stopped watching it.
#64 - deathatwar (11/28/2013) [-]
Its actually from So I Can't Play H?
User avatar #140 - thefates (11/28/2013) [-]
That one was just plain hilarious.
#112 - keltainenlumi (11/28/2013) [-]
Translated names. So accurate.
User avatar #66 - sadisticsalmon (11/28/2013) [-]
That text, it's so blue, I think you broke my eyeballs
#69 - deathatwar (11/28/2013) [-]
Perhaps that is my true goal? Who knows..
#70 - sadisticsalmon (11/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 - therealfishyxander (11/27/2013) [-]
hot
#149 - Picture 11/27/2013 on Gotta catch 'em all! +5
#13 - I'm sure you've seen worse.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Gotta catch 'em all! +3
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User avatar #19 - kaosminett (11/26/2013) [-]
delete this dude
User avatar #22 - apatheticalcare (11/26/2013) [-]
Done as told, am I off the radar now? Will mods leave me alone? I was banned twice within 24 hours for posting a pic that some front page content could be way worse than mine, still paranoid.
User avatar #23 - kaosminett (11/26/2013) [-]
im just trying to help you out, you weren't on the radar you just got caught
like when you're driving and everyone around you is speeding but a cop pulls you over instead of everyone else
i could have flagged you instead of giving you a heads up, so not all mods are that bad eh?
User avatar #77 - apatheticalcare (11/26/2013) [-]
But I was flagged. You guys are just doing your jobs. I was more referring to the rules that's too extreme.
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User avatar #21 - apatheticalcare (11/26/2013) [-]
Delete this, don't express your thoughts.
#10 - What did they post? 11/26/2013 on Gotta catch 'em all! 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Gotta catch 'em all! +73
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#37 - newdevyx (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, my!
#5 - We all know it's Sentai 11/26/2013 on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers +11
#51 - I never liked Matt's run,His Doctor seems so damn lonely that …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2013 on 30 days -1
User avatar #150 - sekundab (11/26/2013) [-]
I think Matt Smith is one of the best doctors ever to be, if he's not the best.
#77 - thephunnyman (11/25/2013) [-]
i can understand that point. i am personally iffy about matt smith. i will be sad to see him go though cause he is a very good doctor.
#6 - Picture 11/24/2013 on men are like cola +1
#5 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Be proud. Be very proud. +115
#129 - holmesc (11/24/2013) [-]
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#74 - bluerangermartin (11/24/2013) [-]
So he's a misogynist because he doesn't wanna hound after women his whole life?
#192 - devout feminist (11/24/2013) [-]
Asexual people can still fall in love, find someone beautiful, and live a very happy life with someone else, just without sex... provided the partner could handle it.
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User avatar #194 - bluerangermartin (11/24/2013) [-]
I know but by 'hound' I meant 'worship them hoping for sex' because sluts with no personality are fucked when they meet an asexual person they like.
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#171 - omnipotentsoap (11/24/2013) [-]
here you go
User avatar #49 - timmity (11/24/2013) [-]
I`m not a slut, I`m bi but i really would only have sex in a relationship that has been going on for at least 2-6 months. also, i`m in uni, not collage
#150 - devout feminist (11/24/2013) [-]
Maybe if you stopped banging your entire graduating class, you'd be able to capitalize the first letter in a sentence as well as the proper noun in that same sentence, not to mention learning the difference betwixt a collage and god damned college.
User avatar #101 - ilovehitler (11/24/2013) [-]
you see, timmity, there's a thing called a fucking joke ya slutty whore
#39 - analgeyser (11/24/2013) [-]
who made this? it's amazing.
User avatar #32 - elmosays (11/24/2013) [-]
i guess i'm a slutty nerd
User avatar #31 - schnizel (11/24/2013) [-]
>liberals
>not faggots
#41 - hurzg (11/24/2013) [-]
Ha.
#9 - Picture 11/23/2013 on I'm gonna miss you all 0
#6 - Picture 11/23/2013 on Too much Hentai for one man... +4
#3 - Picture 11/23/2013 on When you see it... +5
#6758123 - oranges... 11/23/2013 on retard forum 0
#825421 - Is it better then SAO?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#825428 - hillzy (11/22/2013) [-]
Depends how you judge them. I like Log Horizon for it's characters having different roles/races which SAO didn't really specialise on.
#825410 - So about Log Horizon,Is it any good?  [+] (13 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #825514 - bababadsheep (11/22/2013) [-]
Yes. Very much so. It isn't art, or masterpiece-like, but it is delivering a consistently enjoyable experience.
User avatar #825432 - TheMather (11/22/2013) [-]
Yes. It hasn't done anything wrong as of yet, except possibly failing to deliver on its promised Romance tag within a reasonable episode count.
User avatar #825449 - yeorgh (11/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #825450 - TheMather (11/22/2013) [-]
It was deleted from MAL somewhere after launch.
AnimeNewsNetwork still has it there: www.animenewsnetwork.co.uk/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=15118

And if you look on the pre-release announcements, you'll see that it's listed as romance: anichart.net/fall
User avatar #825451 - yeorgh (11/22/2013) [-]
Well, it depends on what one would think classifies for the romance tag because it certainly does have hints of romance here and there but it's not even secondary.
User avatar #825452 - TheMather (11/22/2013) [-]
So far it has less even than Naruto. It has everything set up and ready, it just fails to do anything with it.
User avatar #825453 - yeorgh (11/22/2013) [-]
Because it's not romance.
User avatar #825455 - TheMather (11/22/2013) [-]
Everywhere I saw it pre-release, it was listed as romance. That's why I had it in my Want to Watch list over a month before I actually started thinking about what to watch this season.
Just googling "Log Horizon romance" results in a forum thread where a guy who has read the novel confirms it, so either the announcements should have saved the tag for season 2, or the anime is just neglecting to deliver on that front.
User avatar #825456 - yeorgh (11/22/2013) [-]
From what i've heard about the novel there is some romance later on but like i said, it's not even secondary, Tank guy and some other chick get together as well as the ninja and MC-kun or at least they get a lot closer, but it's just a bit and that's it, it goes back to it's main focus which is the gaming part.

You could always read the novels and check for yourself, they're already on baka-tsuki.
User avatar #825457 - TheMather (11/22/2013) [-]
I don't really feel like reading anything that's not Index at the moment. Uni has given me a bit too much freedom, so I haven't been able to enjoy anything that doesn't require either alcohol or waiting lately, and I find that reading and alcohol make for a rather confusing mix.

But yeah, just gotta down this shot now and I'm off to a lecture. See ya.
User avatar #825412 - yusay (11/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #825421 - thatoldguy (11/22/2013) [-]
Is it better then SAO?
#825428 - hillzy (11/22/2013) [-]
Depends how you judge them. I like Log Horizon for it's characters having different roles/races which SAO didn't really specialise on.
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#47 - thatoldguy (11/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - thatoldguy (05/09/2013) [-]
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Hello new friend. My name is Fred.
The words you hear are in my head.
I say I said my name is Fred.
And I've been...
Very ******* .

The story I'm about to tell
I tell you I will tell it well
Is of my dear aunt Muriel
And just how I've been...
******* .

Voilà! the farm. My aunt lives here.
With precious pup and husband dear.
My heart beat fast as I drew near.
I felt so nice...
and ******* .

I thought just how excited they
Must be that I would come today.
They'd shout, "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hoo-ray!
My dear boy, you look so...
******* ."

That's when my tired eyes beheld
A doggy dog! Like dog he smelled.
D-O-G is what he spelled.
And that's how I spell...
******* .

Alone was I, with tender Courage.
And all his fur, his furry furrage.
Which, I say, did encourage
Me, to be quite...
******* .

It was a day I'll not forget;
The day I first met my pet.
Oh, what a lovely gift to get.
I'd never felt so...
******* .

My fuzzy friend is what he was.
This darling little ball of fuzz.
And, oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does
Demand that I be...
******* .

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
And fetching fur did hypnotize,
I filled with joy, I filled with sighs;
And that was when I got...
******* .

His dripping hair, this droopy curl,
Unfolds sweet memories of a girl.
With tresses oh, they twist and twirl.
And tempt me to be...
******* .

Barbara, my love was named;
And her fair hair, a mane untamed;
Until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little...
******* .

The look upon my loved one's face
Was sweet as lace!
But in this case, I realized she
Needed space.
I never more was ******* .
Well... maybe not never.

Dear Courage, your fur and fleece remind
Of nothing found in humankind.
But for one fellow, who did find
Me, to be in a certain mood.

Into my shop he walked one day,
With bush above, and beard bouquet.
"That's no toupee," I prayed, "No way."
I could help but be... You know...
I'd never seen such hair before!
His bangs, they sang! His neck, it beckoned!
Eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned!
Soon, I figured, what the heck!
And that's how I was...
******* .

Then my landlords did presume
To free me from that porcelain tomb,
And ferry to a private room,
Your hero, ever dotty.

Goodbye, dear aunt. I'll miss your farm.
And Eustace's ebullient charm.
And farewell Courage; what's the harm,
If I was slightly...
******* .
User avatar #50 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
should have known
#45 - bananarchism **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 - desmondaltairezio (06/27/2013) [-]
what took you so long?
#40 - irvea ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
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Where are you always finding those gifs in your profile picture? I mean, I really love them. owo
Do they have some certain name or something?
#42 to #41 - irvea ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
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Neato, thanks.
User avatar #43 to #42 - thatoldguy (06/03/2013) [-]
You're welcome but I'm sure there are more outside of that thread.
User avatar #8 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
...Why're you adding me?
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm trainerblu.
User avatar #31 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
This is when you reply to the top post.

I dunno. Figure I'd be crazy by then, if I keep acting up.
#32 to #31 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You'll be fine
You'll be fine
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Thanks.
That helped a bit more than probably intended.
#34 to #33 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You're welcome I guess.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Okay.
Sounds good.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Ha,Yea blu got banned.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #13 to #12 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
posted something
it got flagged
banned
User avatar #14 to #13 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
How long?
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
permabanned
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Dammnn
That sucks.
#17 to #16 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't care,It's just an account,I can always make more.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
True.
But, some people care..
User avatar #19 to #18 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
As long as the person can still access the site it should matter.
User avatar #21 to #19 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Also true.
But if Phan got permabanned, That'd be a different story.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
That's not gonna happen,He's too well know for that to happen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
But I like to keep all possibilities open.
Just so I can ask 'what it?'
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't like to ask that. the mind can wonder into some dark places with that kind of thinking.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah..
My mind does that a lot. I've kinda gotten used to it.
Might be why I'm so messed up, but whatever.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Unless you're warped in a straight jacket ,you're fine.
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Indeed.
And I'm sure I can contain myself enough to stay out of one of those.
User avatar #30 to #27 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
why 10 years?

can't reply to your other post.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm confident I can remain normal for about 10 more years my whole life.
User avatar #20 to #19 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
shouldn't**
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User avatar #6 - thatoldguy (11/17/2012) [-]
trainerblu
#1 - narkyelite **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #28 - thatoldguy (11/27/2011) [-]
I don't know just adding people who look cool.
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