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thatoldguy

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Age: 24
Interests: banana nut muffins
Date Signed Up:1/01/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#2987
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latest user's comments

#384991 - Do you miss cheat codes in video games?  [+] (10 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #385103 - Timmietim (03/23/2013) [-]
megas was the shit
User avatar #385041 - necrolaugh (03/22/2013) [-]
I miss Megas XLR
User avatar #385047 - murrlogic (03/22/2013) [-]
Season 2 was so meh. This series needs a reboot or at least be put on Boomerang.

Whose bright idea was to put a show called "Almost Naked Animals" on a program about nostalgia?
User avatar #385022 - murrlogic (03/22/2013) [-]
Grand Theft Auto had some of the best Cheat Codes in a video game

Then GTA 4 happened...Then I vomited violently in the bathroom for 5 minutes. Why Rockstar? Why you do this?

GTA 5 better have Cheat Codes.
#385026 - IronWill (03/22/2013) [-]
That's why we have the mods.
#385012 - herecomesjohnny (03/22/2013) [-]
power overwhelming
i see dead people
black sheep wall

ah, those old blizzard codes, never to be used again..sad.........
User avatar #385032 - icameheretotroll (03/22/2013) [-]
whosyourdaddy
thereisnospoon
greedisgood
warpten
OHMYGOD I MISS THOSE
User avatar #384997 - ghostninja (03/22/2013) [-]
the only games i cared about cheat codes in were sandbox ones such as GTA which thank god they kept them
User avatar #385033 - mikepro (03/22/2013) [-]
You wot? GTA IV did include cheats, but were shitty ones, no silly cheat codes like in the prequels.
User avatar #384995 - squidgywidgy (03/22/2013) [-]
It was always fun remembering all the best ones but i don't miss them.
#34 - Picture 03/22/2013 on Japan +42
#27 - Picture 03/19/2013 on Pro tipz +8
#173 - And then he shrugged...  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Wow... +17
#238 - tazze (03/19/2013) [-]
I only read like a couple of chapters from that book, I hated all the characters too much to keep reading, well, all except Henry Rearden
#186 - verby (03/19/2013) [-]
And then Ayn Rand was ressurected and turned the whole world into one giant capitalist economy
#567756 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
User avatar #567758 - gravediggernalk (03/18/2013) [-]
"So you watched Neon Genesis Evangelion and a big neon sign in your head is flashing 'lol wut' over and over?"

No, I actually paid attention while watching it, and it made as much sense as it possibly could make.
#567757 - yusay (03/18/2013) [-]
Like it was that hard to get.
#35 - Picture 03/18/2013 on ugly souls +4
#63 - Superman's face when he read this post 03/16/2013 on Super Sexy 0
#80 - Picture 03/16/2013 on Scumbag EA +7
#391 - Picture 03/14/2013 on swaggity swag 0
#78 - Picture 03/14/2013 on before the 20th Century +2
#324294 - kinda but no board really talks about anything have to do with… 03/13/2013 on Pokemon 0
#324283 - I'm talking about with the anons and stuff.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #324287 - rokkarokkaali (03/13/2013) [-]
Anon game.
Guess Who, but anons.
#324271 - Just wondering,but what's going on on this board?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #324283 - thatoldguy (03/13/2013) [-]
I'm talking about with the anons and stuff.
User avatar #324287 - rokkarokkaali (03/13/2013) [-]
Anon game.
Guess Who, but anons.
#324280 - ancientchaos (03/13/2013) [-]
Sometimes we talk about pokeyman

Most of the time we dont
#324279 - elitefourcaitlin (03/13/2013) [-]
some anon game...im guessing you were expecting pokemon?
User avatar #324294 - thatoldguy (03/13/2013) [-]
kinda but no board really talks about anything have to do with it's name,Except items and ponies.
User avatar #324278 - rokkarokkaali (03/13/2013) [-]
Being like a social board with pokemon reaction pictures.
User avatar #324277 - scytherkris (03/13/2013) [-]
People are talking
It's what normally happens on a board
#324189 - White I think  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on Pokemon 0
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#324170 - Is Nuzlocke really hard or is this guy I know being a bitch? H…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Pokemon 0
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User avatar #324189 - thatoldguy (03/13/2013) [-]
White I think
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User avatar #324179 - rokkarokkaali (03/13/2013) [-]
He's probably just shit at it
User avatar #324177 - allnamesrtaken (03/13/2013) [-]
he sucks
User avatar #324174 - scytherkris (03/13/2013) [-]
He must be shit
#27 - Picture 03/12/2013 on Freedom has a price 0
#73 - You could have a dynamic IP and it changes from time to time. … 03/12/2013 on Right -1
#91 - Did he ever think that raping his younger self turns him into …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2013 on Time Travel +8
User avatar #132 - mikepro (03/10/2013) [-]
Then he clearly needs to fuck himself in order to become a pedophile or else shit won't happen and the universe will explode and shit
User avatar #123 - cormy (03/10/2013) [-]
Well he clearly doesn't have a problem with it
#117 - darkjustifier (03/10/2013) [-]
#38 - Picture 03/10/2013 on Important Things 0
#42 - Am I the only one who thought of two-face? 03/09/2013 on That takes determination 0
#46 - YFW you have to **** all that out 03/08/2013 on Just Because +3
#166 - Picture 03/07/2013 on HALO in a nutshell +8
#58 - Picture 03/07/2013 on T 0
#2927 - You're ******* brutal... 02/24/2013 on kalka's profile 0
#24 - well that's terrifying 02/24/2013 on Oreos. +1

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#47 - thatoldguy (11/05/2013) [-]
stickied by thatoldguy
User avatar #36 - thatoldguy (05/09/2013) [-]
stickied
Hello new friend. My name is Fred.
The words you hear are in my head.
I say I said my name is Fred.
And I've been...
Very naughty.

The story I'm about to tell
I tell you I will tell it well
Is of my dear aunt Muriel
And just how I've been...
Naughty.

VoilĂ ! the farm. My aunt lives here.
With precious pup and husband dear.
My heart beat fast as I drew near.
I felt so nice...
and Naughty.

I thought just how excited they
Must be that I would come today.
They'd shout, "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hoo-ray!
My dear boy, you look so...
Naughty."

That's when my tired eyes beheld
A doggy dog! Like dog he smelled.
D-O-G is what he spelled.
And that's how I spell...
Naughty.

Alone was I, with tender Courage.
And all his fur, his furry furrage.
Which, I say, did encourage
Me, to be quite...
Naughty.

It was a day I'll not forget;
The day I first met my pet.
Oh, what a lovely gift to get.
I'd never felt so...
Naughty.

My fuzzy friend is what he was.
This darling little ball of fuzz.
And, oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does
Demand that I be...
Naughty.

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
And fetching fur did hypnotize,
I filled with joy, I filled with sighs;
And that was when I got...
Naughty.

His dripping hair, this droopy curl,
Unfolds sweet memories of a girl.
With tresses oh, they twist and twirl.
And tempt me to be...
Naughty.

Barbara, my love was named;
And her fair hair, a mane untamed;
Until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little...
Naughty.

The look upon my loved one's face
Was sweet as lace!
But in this case, I realized she
Needed space.
I never more was naughty.
Well... maybe not never.

Dear Courage, your fur and fleece remind
Of nothing found in humankind.
But for one fellow, who did find
Me, to be in a certain mood.

Into my shop he walked one day,
With bush above, and beard bouquet.
"That's no toupee," I prayed, "No way."
I could help but be... You know...
I'd never seen such hair before!
His bangs, they sang! His neck, it beckoned!
Eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned!
Soon, I figured, what the heck!
And that's how I was...
Naughty.

Then my landlords did presume
To free me from that porcelain tomb,
And ferry to a private room,
Your hero, ever dotty.

Goodbye, dear aunt. I'll miss your farm.
And Eustace's ebullient charm.
And farewell Courage; what's the harm,
If I was slightly...
Naughty.
#61 - cutenesseverypost (04/10/2015) [-]
You rolled me..
but then content was deleted/kill
what if content was not kill?
Please tell me what you were gonna say when you rolled me..
I've never been rolled before..
User avatar #60 - thatoldguy (03/31/2015) [-]
christmas cake
User avatar #50 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
should have known
#45 - bananarchism **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 - desmondaltairezio (06/27/2013) [-]
what took you so long?
#40 - irvea (06/03/2013) [-]
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Where are you always finding those gifs in your profile picture? I mean, I really love them. owo
Do they have some certain name or something?
#42 to #41 - irvea (06/03/2013) [-]
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Neato, thanks.
User avatar #43 to #42 - thatoldguy (06/03/2013) [-]
You're welcome but I'm sure there are more outside of that thread.
User avatar #8 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
...Why're you adding me?
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm trainerblu.
User avatar #31 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
This is when you reply to the top post.

I dunno. Figure I'd be crazy by then, if I keep acting up.
#32 to #31 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You'll be fine
You'll be fine
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Thanks.
That helped a bit more than probably intended.
#34 to #33 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You're welcome I guess.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Okay.
Sounds good.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Ha,Yea blu got banned.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #13 to #12 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
posted something
it got flagged
banned
User avatar #14 to #13 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
How long?
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
permabanned
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Dammnn
That sucks.
#17 to #16 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't care,It's just an account,I can always make more.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
True.
But, some people care..
User avatar #19 to #18 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
As long as the person can still access the site it should matter.
User avatar #21 to #19 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Also true.
But if Phan got permabanned, That'd be a different story.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
That's not gonna happen,He's too well know for that to happen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
But I like to keep all possibilities open.
Just so I can ask 'what it?'
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't like to ask that. the mind can wonder into some dark places with that kind of thinking.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah..
My mind does that a lot. I've kinda gotten used to it.
Might be why I'm so messed up, but whatever.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Unless you're warped in a straight jacket ,you're fine.
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Indeed.
And I'm sure I can contain myself enough to stay out of one of those.
User avatar #30 to #27 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
why 10 years?

can't reply to your other post.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm confident I can remain normal for about 10 more years my whole life.
User avatar #20 to #19 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
shouldn't**
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User avatar #6 - thatoldguy (11/17/2012) [-]
trainerblu
#1 - narkyelite **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #28 - thatoldguy (11/27/2011) [-]
I don't know just adding people who look cool.
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