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thatoldguy

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Age: 24
Interests: banana nut muffins
Date Signed Up:1/01/2011
Last Login:5/27/2015
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latest user's comments

#15 - not relevant  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2013 on What time is it? +37
User avatar #61 - bobebob (05/26/2013) [-]
Totoro i ....
#55 - lolerlaura (05/26/2013) [-]
especially not relevant.
#48 - climatus (05/26/2013) [-]
#5 - Picture 05/23/2013 on aw yiss +55
#28 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Power Rangers +22
User avatar #65 - InfraBread (05/24/2013) [-]
This... LOL
#22 - then this happened. 05/23/2013 on batmilk? +102
#466754 - So I sit here and watched the whole thing and now I'm disappoi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +3
User avatar #466881 - reretzu (05/21/2013) [-]
Still, 15 exclusive games in the first year, I don't think gaming is getting the back seat, I think they're saving the best for last.
#3 - Picture 05/20/2013 on If Pokemon were more like... +13
#10 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Suddenly Spidermen +4
#21 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Brace yourselves, summer is... +8
#395674 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Pokemon +2
User avatar #395675 - hatsune (05/19/2013) [-]
Gotta love the Nurse Joe.
#13 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on Anti-bullying +18
User avatar #17 - sebthebrony (05/18/2013) [-]
Did... Did I just hitler-feel?
You're tearing me apart, fJ!
#23 - Picture 05/18/2013 on DUEL ME +14
#7 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 05/17/2013 on THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE +114
#72 - idkhelp (05/17/2013) [-]
Does a looped version of just the puppies circling the bowl exist?

I'd watch it all day.
#86 - atma (05/18/2013) [-]
going ahead and stealing lordmoustach 's gif
User avatar #87 - atma (05/18/2013) [-]
I remember from the original thread that there were a lot of people trying to get it perfectly synced, but unfortunately there just wasn't a good start/end point, the camera moved, etc.
#29 - triggathepirate (05/17/2013) [-]
Shit man that's black, blacker than black.
User avatar #24 - ohgodwaitimatheist (05/17/2013) [-]
MAGENKYOU SHARINGAN
#47 - flyinjoo (05/17/2013) [-]
#41 - Picture 05/17/2013 on Kids Next Door -1
#27 - Picture 05/17/2013 on Artist problems OC +3
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Artist problems OC +2
#27 - thatoldguy (05/17/2013) [-]
#25 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Artist problems OC +10
#26 - thatoldguy (05/17/2013) [-]
#27 - thatoldguy (05/17/2013) [-]
#68 - Picture 05/17/2013 on Batman and his shit +4
#51 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Just an uplifting post 0
#56 - Absolute Madman (05/16/2013) [-]
Source?
#54 - Absolute Madman (05/16/2013) [-]
What is this from?
User avatar #59 - DJscully (05/16/2013) [-]
Another
#45 - Picture 05/16/2013 on Good Guy Sweden Stores -1
#40 - I love Sekirei  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on I, uh, alright then +9
User avatar #76 - zorororonoa (05/14/2013) [-]
That part was so weird
#257 - Picture 05/14/2013 on They're making a movie now? +12
#174 - Also I'm the Joker 05/12/2013 on Video Game Myths 2 +10
#173 - i'm amazed so many people are in denial about Poison. I mean y…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Video Game Myths 2 0
#174 - thatoldguy (05/12/2013) [-]
Also I'm the Joker
#161 - Picture 05/11/2013 on God dammit spongebob 0
#19 - Picture 05/11/2013 on Bill Nye +1

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#47 - thatoldguy (11/05/2013) [-]
stickied by thatoldguy
User avatar #36 - thatoldguy (05/09/2013) [-]
stickied
Hello new friend. My name is Fred.
The words you hear are in my head.
I say I said my name is Fred.
And I've been...
Very naughty.

The story I'm about to tell
I tell you I will tell it well
Is of my dear aunt Muriel
And just how I've been...
Naughty.

Voilà! the farm. My aunt lives here.
With precious pup and husband dear.
My heart beat fast as I drew near.
I felt so nice...
and Naughty.

I thought just how excited they
Must be that I would come today.
They'd shout, "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hoo-ray!
My dear boy, you look so...
Naughty."

That's when my tired eyes beheld
A doggy dog! Like dog he smelled.
D-O-G is what he spelled.
And that's how I spell...
Naughty.

Alone was I, with tender Courage.
And all his fur, his furry furrage.
Which, I say, did encourage
Me, to be quite...
Naughty.

It was a day I'll not forget;
The day I first met my pet.
Oh, what a lovely gift to get.
I'd never felt so...
Naughty.

My fuzzy friend is what he was.
This darling little ball of fuzz.
And, oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does
Demand that I be...
Naughty.

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
And fetching fur did hypnotize,
I filled with joy, I filled with sighs;
And that was when I got...
Naughty.

His dripping hair, this droopy curl,
Unfolds sweet memories of a girl.
With tresses oh, they twist and twirl.
And tempt me to be...
Naughty.

Barbara, my love was named;
And her fair hair, a mane untamed;
Until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little...
Naughty.

The look upon my loved one's face
Was sweet as lace!
But in this case, I realized she
Needed space.
I never more was naughty.
Well... maybe not never.

Dear Courage, your fur and fleece remind
Of nothing found in humankind.
But for one fellow, who did find
Me, to be in a certain mood.

Into my shop he walked one day,
With bush above, and beard bouquet.
"That's no toupee," I prayed, "No way."
I could help but be... You know...
I'd never seen such hair before!
His bangs, they sang! His neck, it beckoned!
Eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned!
Soon, I figured, what the heck!
And that's how I was...
Naughty.

Then my landlords did presume
To free me from that porcelain tomb,
And ferry to a private room,
Your hero, ever dotty.

Goodbye, dear aunt. I'll miss your farm.
And Eustace's ebullient charm.
And farewell Courage; what's the harm,
If I was slightly...
Naughty.
#61 - cutenesseverypost (04/10/2015) [-]
You rolled me..
but then content was deleted/kill
what if content was not kill?
Please tell me what you were gonna say when you rolled me..
I've never been rolled before..
User avatar #60 - thatoldguy (03/31/2015) [-]
christmas cake
User avatar #50 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
should have known
#45 - bananarchism **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 - desmondaltairezio (06/27/2013) [-]
what took you so long?
#40 - irvea (06/03/2013) [-]
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Where are you always finding those gifs in your profile picture? I mean, I really love them. owo
Do they have some certain name or something?
#42 to #41 - irvea (06/03/2013) [-]
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Neato, thanks.
User avatar #43 to #42 - thatoldguy (06/03/2013) [-]
You're welcome but I'm sure there are more outside of that thread.
User avatar #8 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
...Why're you adding me?
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm trainerblu.
User avatar #31 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
This is when you reply to the top post.

I dunno. Figure I'd be crazy by then, if I keep acting up.
#32 to #31 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You'll be fine
You'll be fine
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Thanks.
That helped a bit more than probably intended.
#34 to #33 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You're welcome I guess.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Okay.
Sounds good.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Ha,Yea blu got banned.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #13 to #12 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
posted something
it got flagged
banned
User avatar #14 to #13 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
How long?
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
permabanned
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Dammnn
That sucks.
#17 to #16 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't care,It's just an account,I can always make more.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
True.
But, some people care..
User avatar #19 to #18 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
As long as the person can still access the site it should matter.
User avatar #21 to #19 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Also true.
But if Phan got permabanned, That'd be a different story.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
That's not gonna happen,He's too well know for that to happen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
But I like to keep all possibilities open.
Just so I can ask 'what it?'
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't like to ask that. the mind can wonder into some dark places with that kind of thinking.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah..
My mind does that a lot. I've kinda gotten used to it.
Might be why I'm so messed up, but whatever.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Unless you're warped in a straight jacket ,you're fine.
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Indeed.
And I'm sure I can contain myself enough to stay out of one of those.
User avatar #30 to #27 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
why 10 years?

can't reply to your other post.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm confident I can remain normal for about 10 more years my whole life.
User avatar #20 to #19 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
shouldn't**
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User avatar #6 - thatoldguy (11/17/2012) [-]
trainerblu
#1 - narkyelite **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #28 - thatoldguy (11/27/2011) [-]
I don't know just adding people who look cool.
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