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#5 - Well the oculus rift just got a boost in funding so one day so…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/27/2013 on MFW I've been alone for... +47
User avatar #59 - toastableduckling (12/27/2013) [-]
Isn't the oculus rift just screens on each eye with gyroscope like movements?
#53 - captaincapital (12/27/2013) [-]
FOR GODS SAKE OCULUS RIFT DOESNT EVEN COME CLOSE TO VIRTUAL REALITY

REMEMBER ITS ONLY FOR YOUR SIGHT. EVERYTHING ELSE IS UNAFFECTED, REAL VIRTUAL REALITY ALTERS ALL YOUR SENSES

GETTING TIRED OF OCULUS RIFT MENTIONED ON EVERYTHING TO DO WITH VR

/rant
#85 - wtfduud (12/27/2013) [-]
And we have headphones for hearing.
The next thing will be touch.
#80 - nickypickle (12/27/2013) [-]
calm the fuck down and let the fact that at least one of your senses could be altered be an exciting jump to virtual reality. Seriously. Its 2013. The internet came out about a decade ago.
#81 - captaincapital (12/27/2013) [-]
when you say altering eyesight I read that as changing the information send to your eye by the brain to something else. Oculus right is simply like glasses.
User avatar #84 - nickypickle (12/27/2013) [-]
Its not necessary to completely change what information comes into your eyesight. Eyesight is easily manipulated and can be simply modified for the purpose of the illusion of virtual reality. The oculus team want to keep it simple, and safe (they said it themselves of the possible altering of brainwaves that travel in and out of the human system, using manual electronic alteration, but it would be too dangerous too attempt, at least in this era.)

Of course its not "real" virtual reality.
This oculus rift isn't 30XX technology, yet nothing surpasses it or even comes close to it. At least give it some respect for having existed, because its just the first building blocks to the newest and possibly most realistic virtual reality thats ever been seen before.
User avatar #67 - NinjaHermit (12/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, but, hey, it's a step toward true virtual reality. Piece by piece, people can build off or merge other technologies to incorporate other senses.
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#3 - nope  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on They're coming +19
#6 - newdevyx (12/23/2013) [-]
I was going to comment that, but nevermind you glorious bastard.
#3 - Picture 12/19/2013 on Plot twist +14
#3 - Picture 12/18/2013 on here to ruin your night 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (21 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Love You +44
#4 - hugsta (12/17/2013) [-]
I've had this pic saved and I never knew what the unswirled one looked like.
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#41 - anotheroneonearth (12/18/2013) [-]
this gif twists my brain
User avatar #45 - xalfalfax (12/18/2013) [-]
Sauce?
#46 - anotheroneonearth (12/18/2013) [-]
Paprika
User avatar #48 - xalfalfax (12/18/2013) [-]
You know what i meam
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#50 - laxwarriord (12/18/2013) [-]
No serious, there is a film called Paprika
User avatar #55 - xalfalfax (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh shit
#21 - stricklandpropane (12/18/2013) [-]
I like that gif.
#60 - blokrokker (12/18/2013) [-]
#62 - stricklandpropane (12/18/2013) [-]
Tokyo Ravens.
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#3 - seras (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh, yuri, how I love thee.
#27 - belus (12/18/2013) [-]
The purest form of love, my friend
User avatar #42 - seras (12/18/2013) [-]
As yuri-ism.com teaches the world with those wise words.
User avatar #31 - ferron (12/18/2013) [-]
Where is this from?
User avatar #32 - doomedalive (12/18/2013) [-]
Puchimas petit idol master

It's an anime with 64 episodes of about 2 minutes each
User avatar #33 - ferron (12/18/2013) [-]
thank you very much
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#4 - I'd pay money for a stop motion movie using those. 12/17/2013 on Iron Sculptures Made From Junk +10
#2 - the moon  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Timelapse of Earth +4
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#27501 - found it 12/15/2013 on Reaction Images - reaction... +1
#27499 - I need the "this is Lewd" one  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Reaction Images - reaction... 0
#27501 - thatoldguy (12/15/2013) [-]
found it
#7 - It didn't have to end like this 12/14/2013 on fuuuu +85
#6 - Picture 12/11/2013 on Freedom intensifies 0
#3 - Picture 12/10/2013 on The Gift for All Ages +30
#2 - Picture 12/08/2013 on it's begining to look a lot... +2
#15 - Picture 12/05/2013 on She touched me! +7
#37 - A cat is fine too 12/05/2013 on "The Cringe-ning" +2
#5 - Nah 12/04/2013 on facing your fears 0
#7 - Damn it I was expecting rape or some kind of adventure,this is… 12/04/2013 on basic story +1
#6 - Yea,He loves his handhelds. 12/03/2013 on Reggie loves his 3DS +6
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#7 - I don't know why people keep making faces,ain't nothing sexier… 12/03/2013 on Security is tight +66
#37 - the show is called Watashi Ga Motenai No Wa Dou Kangaete Mo Om…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Socially Awkward Tomoko +3
User avatar #38 - roderick (12/02/2013) [-]
Hory Shet! Thanks man.
User avatar #132 - oregmes (12/02/2013) [-]
how was it?
User avatar #40 - SognaVetr (12/02/2013) [-]
or Watamote for short.
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on Sharpening pencils in the... +4
#3 - fozzoul (12/02/2013) [-]
That. i want that. And i want it now.
#7 - Picture 12/02/2013 on Thanks, Descartes +13
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#47 - thatoldguy (11/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - thatoldguy (05/09/2013) [-]
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Hello new friend. My name is Fred.
The words you hear are in my head.
I say I said my name is Fred.
And I've been...
Very naughty.

The story I'm about to tell
I tell you I will tell it well
Is of my dear aunt Muriel
And just how I've been...
Naughty.

VoilĂ ! the farm. My aunt lives here.
With precious pup and husband dear.
My heart beat fast as I drew near.
I felt so nice...
and Naughty.

I thought just how excited they
Must be that I would come today.
They'd shout, "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hoo-ray!
My dear boy, you look so...
Naughty."

That's when my tired eyes beheld
A doggy dog! Like dog he smelled.
D-O-G is what he spelled.
And that's how I spell...
Naughty.

Alone was I, with tender Courage.
And all his fur, his furry furrage.
Which, I say, did encourage
Me, to be quite...
Naughty.

It was a day I'll not forget;
The day I first met my pet.
Oh, what a lovely gift to get.
I'd never felt so...
Naughty.

My fuzzy friend is what he was.
This darling little ball of fuzz.
And, oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does
Demand that I be...
Naughty.

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
And fetching fur did hypnotize,
I filled with joy, I filled with sighs;
And that was when I got...
Naughty.

His dripping hair, this droopy curl,
Unfolds sweet memories of a girl.
With tresses oh, they twist and twirl.
And tempt me to be...
Naughty.

Barbara, my love was named;
And her fair hair, a mane untamed;
Until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little...
Naughty.

The look upon my loved one's face
Was sweet as lace!
But in this case, I realized she
Needed space.
I never more was naughty.
Well... maybe not never.

Dear Courage, your fur and fleece remind
Of nothing found in humankind.
But for one fellow, who did find
Me, to be in a certain mood.

Into my shop he walked one day,
With bush above, and beard bouquet.
"That's no toupee," I prayed, "No way."
I could help but be... You know...
I'd never seen such hair before!
His bangs, they sang! His neck, it beckoned!
Eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned!
Soon, I figured, what the heck!
And that's how I was...
Naughty.

Then my landlords did presume
To free me from that porcelain tomb,
And ferry to a private room,
Your hero, ever dotty.

Goodbye, dear aunt. I'll miss your farm.
And Eustace's ebullient charm.
And farewell Courage; what's the harm,
If I was slightly...
Naughty.
User avatar #50 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
should have known
#45 - bananarchism **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 - desmondaltairezio (06/27/2013) [-]
what took you so long?
#40 - irvea ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
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Where are you always finding those gifs in your profile picture? I mean, I really love them. owo
Do they have some certain name or something?
#42 to #41 - irvea ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
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Neato, thanks.
User avatar #43 to #42 - thatoldguy (06/03/2013) [-]
You're welcome but I'm sure there are more outside of that thread.
User avatar #8 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
...Why're you adding me?
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm trainerblu.
User avatar #31 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
This is when you reply to the top post.

I dunno. Figure I'd be crazy by then, if I keep acting up.
#32 to #31 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You'll be fine
You'll be fine
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Thanks.
That helped a bit more than probably intended.
#34 to #33 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You're welcome I guess.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Okay.
Sounds good.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Ha,Yea blu got banned.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #13 to #12 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
posted something
it got flagged
banned
User avatar #14 to #13 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
How long?
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
permabanned
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Dammnn
That sucks.
#17 to #16 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't care,It's just an account,I can always make more.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
True.
But, some people care..
User avatar #19 to #18 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
As long as the person can still access the site it should matter.
User avatar #21 to #19 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Also true.
But if Phan got permabanned, That'd be a different story.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
That's not gonna happen,He's too well know for that to happen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
But I like to keep all possibilities open.
Just so I can ask 'what it?'
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't like to ask that. the mind can wonder into some dark places with that kind of thinking.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah..
My mind does that a lot. I've kinda gotten used to it.
Might be why I'm so messed up, but whatever.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Unless you're warped in a straight jacket ,you're fine.
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Indeed.
And I'm sure I can contain myself enough to stay out of one of those.
User avatar #30 to #27 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
why 10 years?

can't reply to your other post.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm confident I can remain normal for about 10 more years my whole life.
User avatar #20 to #19 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
shouldn't**
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User avatar #6 - thatoldguy (11/17/2012) [-]
trainerblu
#1 - narkyelite **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #28 - thatoldguy (11/27/2011) [-]
I don't know just adding people who look cool.
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