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Date Signed Up:1/01/2011
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#1 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Everyone Fell The Fuck Off +12
#32 - darthblam (06/18/2013) [-]
#17 - millex (06/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - tiaatortilla (06/18/2013) [-]
I H8 U
User avatar #8 - thatoldguy (06/18/2013) [-]
I you too
#12 - [pan flute intensifies]  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on That Peruvian Feel +13
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/16/2013) [-]
now that was funny gg
#29 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2013 on Sounds like a plan +8
User avatar #52 - certifiedidiot (06/10/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but frozen pizza ain't a fucking premium ingredient in my opinion.
#10 - Picture 06/09/2013 on Our Universe +8
#12 - Picture 06/09/2013 on Armstrong. +8
#160 - Waiting for site to update so I can finish DLing things and ta… 06/07/2013 on What are you doing right now? 0
#5 - Picture 06/07/2013 on Heated Floors +1
#10 - Picture 06/05/2013 on I LOL'ed +26
#24 - Everything gives me a boner today.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2013 on Where winners shop -1
#40 - defender (06/06/2013) [-]
#82 - It only matter if you're a regular one one of the boards. 06/05/2013 on I really don't 0
#63 - I didn't read the books but I didn't cry like a bitch. 06/05/2013 on Game of Thrones u say 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on get on track Jorah! +88
#122 - zeusx (06/06/2013) [-]
"nailed it"
#40 - Episode 14  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on Got 99 Souls But A Witch... 0
User avatar #41 - setsann (06/04/2013) [-]
Hm odd. I wonder why I didn't notice that.
#18 - a cat is fine too  [+] (5 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Got 99 Souls But A Witch... +14
#42 - imcadence (06/04/2013) [-]
black stars face when
#38 - setsann (06/04/2013) [-]
When was this?
User avatar #40 - thatoldguy (06/04/2013) [-]
Episode 14
User avatar #41 - setsann (06/04/2013) [-]
Hm odd. I wonder why I didn't notice that.
#37 - mushizombie (06/04/2013) [-]
#79 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Thy see me rolling +10
#139 - comanderspy (06/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #103 - ompalomper (06/03/2013) [-]
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!
#43 - You're welcome but I'm sure there are more outside of that thread. 06/03/2013 on thatoldguy's profile 0
#41 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on thatoldguy's profile 0
#42 - irvea (06/03/2013) [-]
Neato, thanks.
User avatar #43 - thatoldguy (06/03/2013) [-]
You're welcome but I'm sure there are more outside of that thread.
#59 - Picture 06/02/2013 on And every 4 years its 366 days +24
#81 - Type:incest, tsundere  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on Please. Stop. +2
#98 - garymuthafuknoak (06/02/2013) [-]
ooooh my...
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on Damn It, Gohan.... +3
#27 - stupilycouragus (06/02/2013) [-]
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
#28 - For some reason I wish there was a hentai about this.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Please. Stop. +20
#78 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #100 - ludislavonac (06/02/2013) [-]
damn, that gave me a really awkward boner
#81 - thatoldguy (06/02/2013) [-]
Type:incest, tsundere
#98 - garymuthafuknoak (06/02/2013) [-]
ooooh my...
User avatar #56 - bakawaka (06/02/2013) [-]
about the tsundere, the mom/daughter, or both?
cuz there definitely is
User avatar #33 - JklnHyd (06/02/2013) [-]
You say that as if you think there isn't hentai about everything in existence.
#88 - Too short to relate  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Tall +41
User avatar #456 - tallestmidget (06/01/2013) [-]
yep
#454 - bulbakip (06/01/2013) [-]
5'5 hobbit race reporting in.
#156 - davidavidson (06/01/2013) [-]
Man.. Sorry about that lol
#27 - what happens when you try to read it untranslated. 06/01/2013 on summary of manga +2
#5 - Speaking of Legos  [+] (6 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Tiny little cuts +3
User avatar #78 - bryceface (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh thank god someone put a tack in there. It will probably reduce the pain of the lego.
#64 - iguy (06/02/2013) [-]
#54 - soggytomatoe (06/02/2013) [-]
There's a special place in hell for people like you
#38 - marcupiel (06/01/2013) [-]
calm down, satan
User avatar #34 - kijajouteh (06/01/2013) [-]
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME!?!?!??!!?
#25 - Shadow Guardian (06/01/2013) [-]
You monster.
#6 - Picture 06/01/2013 on Wait a minute... +4
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#47 - thatoldguy (11/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - thatoldguy (05/09/2013) [-]
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Hello new friend. My name is Fred.
The words you hear are in my head.
I say I said my name is Fred.
And I've been...
Very naughty.

The story I'm about to tell
I tell you I will tell it well
Is of my dear aunt Muriel
And just how I've been...
Naughty.

VoilĂ ! the farm. My aunt lives here.
With precious pup and husband dear.
My heart beat fast as I drew near.
I felt so nice...
and Naughty.

I thought just how excited they
Must be that I would come today.
They'd shout, "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hoo-ray!
My dear boy, you look so...
Naughty."

That's when my tired eyes beheld
A doggy dog! Like dog he smelled.
D-O-G is what he spelled.
And that's how I spell...
Naughty.

Alone was I, with tender Courage.
And all his fur, his furry furrage.
Which, I say, did encourage
Me, to be quite...
Naughty.

It was a day I'll not forget;
The day I first met my pet.
Oh, what a lovely gift to get.
I'd never felt so...
Naughty.

My fuzzy friend is what he was.
This darling little ball of fuzz.
And, oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does
Demand that I be...
Naughty.

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
And fetching fur did hypnotize,
I filled with joy, I filled with sighs;
And that was when I got...
Naughty.

His dripping hair, this droopy curl,
Unfolds sweet memories of a girl.
With tresses oh, they twist and twirl.
And tempt me to be...
Naughty.

Barbara, my love was named;
And her fair hair, a mane untamed;
Until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little...
Naughty.

The look upon my loved one's face
Was sweet as lace!
But in this case, I realized she
Needed space.
I never more was naughty.
Well... maybe not never.

Dear Courage, your fur and fleece remind
Of nothing found in humankind.
But for one fellow, who did find
Me, to be in a certain mood.

Into my shop he walked one day,
With bush above, and beard bouquet.
"That's no toupee," I prayed, "No way."
I could help but be... You know...
I'd never seen such hair before!
His bangs, they sang! His neck, it beckoned!
Eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned!
Soon, I figured, what the heck!
And that's how I was...
Naughty.

Then my landlords did presume
To free me from that porcelain tomb,
And ferry to a private room,
Your hero, ever dotty.

Goodbye, dear aunt. I'll miss your farm.
And Eustace's ebullient charm.
And farewell Courage; what's the harm,
If I was slightly...
Naughty.
User avatar #50 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
should have known
#45 - bananarchism **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 - desmondaltairezio (06/27/2013) [-]
what took you so long?
#40 - irvea (06/03/2013) [-]
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Where are you always finding those gifs in your profile picture? I mean, I really love them. owo
Do they have some certain name or something?
#42 to #41 - irvea (06/03/2013) [-]
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Neato, thanks.
User avatar #43 to #42 - thatoldguy (06/03/2013) [-]
You're welcome but I'm sure there are more outside of that thread.
User avatar #8 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
...Why're you adding me?
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm trainerblu.
User avatar #31 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
This is when you reply to the top post.

I dunno. Figure I'd be crazy by then, if I keep acting up.
#32 to #31 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You'll be fine
You'll be fine
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Thanks.
That helped a bit more than probably intended.
#34 to #33 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You're welcome I guess.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Okay.
Sounds good.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Ha,Yea blu got banned.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #13 to #12 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
posted something
it got flagged
banned
User avatar #14 to #13 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
How long?
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
permabanned
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Dammnn
That sucks.
#17 to #16 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't care,It's just an account,I can always make more.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
True.
But, some people care..
User avatar #19 to #18 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
As long as the person can still access the site it should matter.
User avatar #21 to #19 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Also true.
But if Phan got permabanned, That'd be a different story.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
That's not gonna happen,He's too well know for that to happen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
But I like to keep all possibilities open.
Just so I can ask 'what it?'
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't like to ask that. the mind can wonder into some dark places with that kind of thinking.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah..
My mind does that a lot. I've kinda gotten used to it.
Might be why I'm so messed up, but whatever.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Unless you're warped in a straight jacket ,you're fine.
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Indeed.
And I'm sure I can contain myself enough to stay out of one of those.
User avatar #30 to #27 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
why 10 years?

can't reply to your other post.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm confident I can remain normal for about 10 more years my whole life.
User avatar #20 to #19 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
shouldn't**
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User avatar #6 - thatoldguy (11/17/2012) [-]
trainerblu
#1 - narkyelite **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #28 - thatoldguy (11/27/2011) [-]
I don't know just adding people who look cool.
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