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#15 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Panzer Sentai +3
User avatar #30 - lawlbear (06/27/2013) [-]
Please tell me this is a thing. I want this to be an actual thing.
User avatar #32 - xxhunterxx (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's Akibaranger. It's an unofficial sentai made by Hatte Saburo, the same guy who created the majority of super sentai. It's meant to be a satirical sort of thing on the sentai. It's had 2 seasons so far, 1st has 13 episodes and the second is currently at 11 (translated).
User avatar #33 - lawlbear (06/27/2013) [-]
Thank you, now I finally have something to watch.
#52 - someanonguy (06/27/2013) [-]
Enjoy yourself, because you do need some good subs.
over-ti.me/releases/akibaranger/
User avatar #45 - thewiseass (06/27/2013) [-]
It's also made for teenagers and otakus in mind unlike the other official sentai series which have children as the targeted audience.
#14 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Panzer Sentai +9
#82 - delivering (06/27/2013) [-]
Oh, glorious Akibaranger.
Too bad they changed Akiba Blue.
User avatar #112 - xxhunterxx (06/27/2013) [-]
I think it has to be that her agent didn't want her doing stuff like this or something.
#120 - delivering (06/27/2013) [-]
Well, I think it's more that she's been filimg that movie that's supposed to come out in a few days.
That's also why her hair is longer now.
The movie is named Princess Sakura:Forbidden Pleasures. I know, it sounds like a porno. I'll watch it regardless, because I have a huge boner for her.
User avatar #123 - xxhunterxx (06/27/2013) [-]
uhuhuhuhuhuh It really does sound like a porn.
User avatar #56 - needmoredairy (06/27/2013) [-]
I love his double heil at the end of that its just so perfect.
#15 - thatoldguy (06/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - lawlbear (06/27/2013) [-]
Please tell me this is a thing. I want this to be an actual thing.
User avatar #32 - xxhunterxx (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's Akibaranger. It's an unofficial sentai made by Hatte Saburo, the same guy who created the majority of super sentai. It's meant to be a satirical sort of thing on the sentai. It's had 2 seasons so far, 1st has 13 episodes and the second is currently at 11 (translated).
User avatar #33 - lawlbear (06/27/2013) [-]
Thank you, now I finally have something to watch.
#52 - someanonguy (06/27/2013) [-]
Enjoy yourself, because you do need some good subs.
over-ti.me/releases/akibaranger/
User avatar #45 - thewiseass (06/27/2013) [-]
It's also made for teenagers and otakus in mind unlike the other official sentai series which have children as the targeted audience.
#13 - This gave me a boner but I wish it didn't. 06/27/2013 on Beat Boxing +10
#26 - That thing seems more likely to catch you then you catching it. 06/23/2013 on 10/10 Would Catch 0
#13 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Feminism In A Nutshell +16
User avatar #122 - finallyonfj (06/20/2013) [-]
i just kept watching and watching this gif,

waiting to see how far it would zoom in,

but you lied to me, you tricked me,
i feel so used



no but seriously, i was just sitting here watching the gif for like, 5 minutes
#8 - I you too 06/18/2013 on Everyone Fell The Fuck Off +4
#1 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Everyone Fell The Fuck Off +12
#32 - darthblam (06/18/2013) [-]
#17 - millex (06/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - tiaatortilla (06/18/2013) [-]
I H8 U
User avatar #8 - thatoldguy (06/18/2013) [-]
I you too
#12 - [pan flute intensifies]  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on That Peruvian Feel +13
#30 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
now that was funny gg
#29 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2013 on Sounds like a plan +8
User avatar #52 - certifiedidiot (06/10/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but frozen pizza ain't a fucking premium ingredient in my opinion.
#10 - Picture 06/09/2013 on Our Universe +8
#12 - Picture 06/09/2013 on Armstrong. +8
#160 - Waiting for site to update so I can finish DLing things and ta… 06/07/2013 on What are you doing right now? 0
#5 - Picture 06/07/2013 on Heated Floors +1
#10 - Picture 06/05/2013 on I LOL'ed +26
#24 - Everything gives me a boner today.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2013 on Where winners shop -1
#40 - defender (06/06/2013) [-]
#82 - It only matter if you're a regular one one of the boards. 06/05/2013 on I really don't 0
#63 - I didn't read the books but I didn't cry like a bitch. 06/05/2013 on Game of Thrones u say 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on get on track Jorah! +88
#122 - zeusx (06/06/2013) [-]
"nailed it"
#40 - Episode 14  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on Got 99 Souls But A Witch... 0
User avatar #41 - setsann (06/04/2013) [-]
Hm odd. I wonder why I didn't notice that.
#18 - a cat is fine too  [+] (5 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Got 99 Souls But A Witch... +14
#42 - imcadence (06/04/2013) [-]
black stars face when
#38 - setsann (06/04/2013) [-]
When was this?
User avatar #40 - thatoldguy (06/04/2013) [-]
Episode 14
User avatar #41 - setsann (06/04/2013) [-]
Hm odd. I wonder why I didn't notice that.
#37 - mushizombie (06/04/2013) [-]
#79 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Thy see me rolling +10
#139 - comanderspy (06/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #103 - ompalomper (06/03/2013) [-]
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!
#43 - You're welcome but I'm sure there are more outside of that thread. 06/03/2013 on thatoldguy's profile 0
#41 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on thatoldguy's profile 0
#42 - irvea (06/03/2013) [-]
Neato, thanks.
User avatar #43 - thatoldguy (06/03/2013) [-]
You're welcome but I'm sure there are more outside of that thread.
#59 - Picture 06/02/2013 on And every 4 years its 366 days +24
#81 - Type:incest, tsundere  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on Please. Stop. +2
#98 - garymuthafuknoak (06/02/2013) [-]
ooooh my...
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#47 - thatoldguy (11/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - thatoldguy (05/09/2013) [-]
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Hello new friend. My name is Fred.
The words you hear are in my head.
I say I said my name is Fred.
And I've been...
Very naughty.

The story I'm about to tell
I tell you I will tell it well
Is of my dear aunt Muriel
And just how I've been...
Naughty.

VoilĂ ! the farm. My aunt lives here.
With precious pup and husband dear.
My heart beat fast as I drew near.
I felt so nice...
and Naughty.

I thought just how excited they
Must be that I would come today.
They'd shout, "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hoo-ray!
My dear boy, you look so...
Naughty."

That's when my tired eyes beheld
A doggy dog! Like dog he smelled.
D-O-G is what he spelled.
And that's how I spell...
Naughty.

Alone was I, with tender Courage.
And all his fur, his furry furrage.
Which, I say, did encourage
Me, to be quite...
Naughty.

It was a day I'll not forget;
The day I first met my pet.
Oh, what a lovely gift to get.
I'd never felt so...
Naughty.

My fuzzy friend is what he was.
This darling little ball of fuzz.
And, oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does
Demand that I be...
Naughty.

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
And fetching fur did hypnotize,
I filled with joy, I filled with sighs;
And that was when I got...
Naughty.

His dripping hair, this droopy curl,
Unfolds sweet memories of a girl.
With tresses oh, they twist and twirl.
And tempt me to be...
Naughty.

Barbara, my love was named;
And her fair hair, a mane untamed;
Until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little...
Naughty.

The look upon my loved one's face
Was sweet as lace!
But in this case, I realized she
Needed space.
I never more was naughty.
Well... maybe not never.

Dear Courage, your fur and fleece remind
Of nothing found in humankind.
But for one fellow, who did find
Me, to be in a certain mood.

Into my shop he walked one day,
With bush above, and beard bouquet.
"That's no toupee," I prayed, "No way."
I could help but be... You know...
I'd never seen such hair before!
His bangs, they sang! His neck, it beckoned!
Eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned!
Soon, I figured, what the heck!
And that's how I was...
Naughty.

Then my landlords did presume
To free me from that porcelain tomb,
And ferry to a private room,
Your hero, ever dotty.

Goodbye, dear aunt. I'll miss your farm.
And Eustace's ebullient charm.
And farewell Courage; what's the harm,
If I was slightly...
Naughty.
User avatar #50 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
should have known
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User avatar #44 - desmondaltairezio (06/27/2013) [-]
what took you so long?
#40 - irvea (06/03/2013) [-]
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Where are you always finding those gifs in your profile picture? I mean, I really love them. owo
Do they have some certain name or something?
#42 to #41 - irvea (06/03/2013) [-]
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Neato, thanks.
User avatar #43 to #42 - thatoldguy (06/03/2013) [-]
You're welcome but I'm sure there are more outside of that thread.
User avatar #8 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
...Why're you adding me?
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm trainerblu.
User avatar #31 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
This is when you reply to the top post.

I dunno. Figure I'd be crazy by then, if I keep acting up.
#32 to #31 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You'll be fine
You'll be fine
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Thanks.
That helped a bit more than probably intended.
#34 to #33 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You're welcome I guess.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Okay.
Sounds good.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Ha,Yea blu got banned.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #13 to #12 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
posted something
it got flagged
banned
User avatar #14 to #13 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
How long?
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
permabanned
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Dammnn
That sucks.
#17 to #16 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't care,It's just an account,I can always make more.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
True.
But, some people care..
User avatar #19 to #18 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
As long as the person can still access the site it should matter.
User avatar #21 to #19 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Also true.
But if Phan got permabanned, That'd be a different story.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
That's not gonna happen,He's too well know for that to happen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
But I like to keep all possibilities open.
Just so I can ask 'what it?'
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't like to ask that. the mind can wonder into some dark places with that kind of thinking.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah..
My mind does that a lot. I've kinda gotten used to it.
Might be why I'm so messed up, but whatever.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Unless you're warped in a straight jacket ,you're fine.
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Indeed.
And I'm sure I can contain myself enough to stay out of one of those.
User avatar #30 to #27 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
why 10 years?

can't reply to your other post.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm confident I can remain normal for about 10 more years my whole life.
User avatar #20 to #19 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
shouldn't**
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User avatar #6 - thatoldguy (11/17/2012) [-]
trainerblu
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User avatar #2 to #28 - thatoldguy (11/27/2011) [-]
I don't know just adding people who look cool.
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