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#720337 - Is aku no hana worth watching?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #720361 - the one and only (07/30/2013) [-]
It's the pinnacle of japanese animation!
User avatar #720355 - neglectedobento (07/30/2013) [-]
yes, its a must watch
User avatar #720344 - makotoitou (07/30/2013) [-]
yeah it's cool
User avatar #720343 - Riukanojutsu (07/30/2013) [-]
ye
User avatar #720342 - phibrizzo (07/30/2013) [-]
If you can tolerate the style, otherwise read it.
#720339 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
yes
#183 - Picture 07/25/2013 on Share your current wallpaper +1
#3 - Picture 07/24/2013 on Stan Lee +71
#2 - Picture 07/21/2013 on Fellowhip of the Dogs +26
#10 - Picture 07/20/2013 on Avatar +7
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on Hey there... +4
#7 - waffies (07/20/2013) [-]
#2 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Hey there... +11
User avatar #15 - PlagueDoctor (07/20/2013) [-]
what is this from?
#17 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
My Neighbour Totoro.
#6 - waffies (07/20/2013) [-]
#3 - thatoldguy (07/20/2013) [-]
#7 - waffies (07/20/2013) [-]
#13 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Anime Gender +98
#17 - arrowinurbutt (07/19/2013) [-]
#34 - upsiepoopsie (07/19/2013) [-]
May i ask where this is from my good sir?
#37 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
I do believe it's from "The Daily lives of high school boys"
anon delivers
User avatar #80 - punnyjunky (07/20/2013) [-]
*danshi koukousei no nichijou. Slut.
#128 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
Personally I prefer looking at the wiki page of anime first which is most of the time named after the english transition, but if i discuss the anime i tend to use the japanese name unless i have no fucking clue how to pronounce it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_Lives_of_High_School_Boys
+you got the romaji wrong, faggot.
#130 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
translation*
#16 - Picture 07/18/2013 on Damn it L. +2
#578446 - Has Microsoft contributed ANYTHING positive to gaming?  [+] (11 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#578870 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
Umm....yes?
Was that rhetorical, or are you just stupid?
#578517 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
Pretty much everything that has to do with gaming is because of microsoft winning the software wars in the 80's bro. u best sit the hell down before i deck you in the face.
User avatar #578505 - ghostninja (07/17/2013) [-]
This isn't /v/
User avatar #578469 - voltkills (07/17/2013) [-]
age of empires
User avatar #578474 - bababadsheep (07/17/2013) [-]
Played the HD Edtiion today. Felt good man.
User avatar #578463 - ferrettamer (07/17/2013) [-]
Gee, maybe the most used OS for gaming?
User avatar #578461 - theracistpanda (07/17/2013) [-]
Halo
360 Controller
Windows
Microsoft Studios
User avatar #578452 - thycupcake (07/17/2013) [-]
Windows and the controller would be all they have given.
User avatar #578450 - yuvesh (07/17/2013) [-]
halo
User avatar #578451 - yuvesh (07/17/2013) [-]
also windows
#578448 - bananarchism has deleted their comment.
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on All Bonds One Gif +19
User avatar #14 - GeneralLeeInsane (07/16/2013) [-]
Bond.
Physics Bond.
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on i know, it hurts. -1
User avatar #9 - largeheadphones (07/15/2013) [-]
it's not the same.....
#98 - not that I know of. 07/13/2013 on First thing I will be doing... 0
#61 - I prefer blowing **** up.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on First thing I will be doing... +3
User avatar #93 - propanex (07/13/2013) [-]
wasn't there another gif of that street with the same tank, but going from left to right (the road still curved to the right so theres no editing involved)
User avatar #98 - thatoldguy (07/13/2013) [-]
not that I know of.
#5 - Don't we have a ******* Science channel?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Da Fuck!? +55
User avatar #54 - thewizsam (07/13/2013) [-]
make one
User avatar #21 - rakuraimasuta (07/13/2013) [-]
yes
#9 - We'll get there someday  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Catgirls +28
#39 - EdwardNigma (07/12/2013) [-]
I love seeing that image so I can post this thing!
#11 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on naruto in a nutshell +4
User avatar #41 - darrensankari (07/12/2013) [-]
EXPLAIN!!!
User avatar #16 - edgeofshadows (07/12/2013) [-]
What the hell??
#5 - Picture 07/11/2013 on Do you even feel? +1
#13 - encase you wanna make your own.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2013 on K-On (OC) +8
#15 - abysmalshadow (07/10/2013) [-]
Like this?


In all seriousness, though, thanks.
#27 - Sargeras (07/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - krasnogvardiech (07/11/2013) [-]
May I ask what the bloody hell you are doing on the mortal internets, Dark Titan and bitch-slapper of Narthrezim? Go back to your fancy Twisting Nether-networks and your fancy-ass 26-D chocolate cake simulators.
#25 - srapture (07/11/2013) [-]
#30 - If we could harness the power of those spider we could build c…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Eco-friendly Bro +46
#34 - intrepidy (07/10/2013) [-]
Somewhere, beyond the sea...somewhere waiting for me.
#36 - ranzoray (07/10/2013) [-]
My lover stands on golden saaaands
#40 - redfacekid (07/11/2013) [-]
And watches the ships, go saaaailin....
User avatar #95 - mettallica (07/11/2013) [-]
Would you kindly continue on...
User avatar #110 - malhaloc (07/11/2013) [-]
Oh bingle bangle bongle I refuse to go!....
#21 - batman of shanghai  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on Laxatives 0
User avatar #22 - siridontcare (07/10/2013) [-]
thank you!
#2 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Laxatives +3
User avatar #20 - siridontcare (07/10/2013) [-]
What show is this from?
User avatar #21 - thatoldguy (07/10/2013) [-]
batman of shanghai
User avatar #22 - siridontcare (07/10/2013) [-]
thank you!
User avatar #4 - europe (07/10/2013) [-]
Didn't know adrenalin worked like that
User avatar #13 - kickboxingbanana (07/10/2013) [-]
its a steroid called venom bro. the movie got it all wrong if you seen it.
User avatar #14 - europe (07/10/2013) [-]
Ah, I haven't
#5 - fuckatron (07/10/2013) [-]
It isn't adrenalin, it's a chemical called Venom.
#12 - I thought of that blink-182 song for some reason.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on Before you can grow up... 0
User avatar #29 - Esplosions (07/10/2013) [-]
Dammit, me too.



#13 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Animals +6
#28 - romdadon (07/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - europe (07/10/2013) [-]
That scene isn't lewd, though
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on Woah +7
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#47 - thatoldguy (11/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - thatoldguy (05/09/2013) [-]
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Hello new friend. My name is Fred.
The words you hear are in my head.
I say I said my name is Fred.
And I've been...
Very ******* .

The story I'm about to tell
I tell you I will tell it well
Is of my dear aunt Muriel
And just how I've been...
******* .

VoilĂ ! the farm. My aunt lives here.
With precious pup and husband dear.
My heart beat fast as I drew near.
I felt so nice...
and ******* .

I thought just how excited they
Must be that I would come today.
They'd shout, "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hoo-ray!
My dear boy, you look so...
******* ."

That's when my tired eyes beheld
A doggy dog! Like dog he smelled.
D-O-G is what he spelled.
And that's how I spell...
******* .

Alone was I, with tender Courage.
And all his fur, his furry furrage.
Which, I say, did encourage
Me, to be quite...
******* .

It was a day I'll not forget;
The day I first met my pet.
Oh, what a lovely gift to get.
I'd never felt so...
******* .

My fuzzy friend is what he was.
This darling little ball of fuzz.
And, oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does
Demand that I be...
******* .

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
And fetching fur did hypnotize,
I filled with joy, I filled with sighs;
And that was when I got...
******* .

His dripping hair, this droopy curl,
Unfolds sweet memories of a girl.
With tresses oh, they twist and twirl.
And tempt me to be...
******* .

Barbara, my love was named;
And her fair hair, a mane untamed;
Until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little...
******* .

The look upon my loved one's face
Was sweet as lace!
But in this case, I realized she
Needed space.
I never more was ******* .
Well... maybe not never.

Dear Courage, your fur and fleece remind
Of nothing found in humankind.
But for one fellow, who did find
Me, to be in a certain mood.

Into my shop he walked one day,
With bush above, and beard bouquet.
"That's no toupee," I prayed, "No way."
I could help but be... You know...
I'd never seen such hair before!
His bangs, they sang! His neck, it beckoned!
Eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned!
Soon, I figured, what the heck!
And that's how I was...
******* .

Then my landlords did presume
To free me from that porcelain tomb,
And ferry to a private room,
Your hero, ever dotty.

Goodbye, dear aunt. I'll miss your farm.
And Eustace's ebullient charm.
And farewell Courage; what's the harm,
If I was slightly...
******* .
User avatar #50 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
should have known
#45 - bananarchism **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 - desmondaltairezio (06/27/2013) [-]
what took you so long?
#40 - irvea (06/03/2013) [-]
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Where are you always finding those gifs in your profile picture? I mean, I really love them. owo
Do they have some certain name or something?
#42 to #41 - irvea (06/03/2013) [-]
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Neato, thanks.
User avatar #43 to #42 - thatoldguy (06/03/2013) [-]
You're welcome but I'm sure there are more outside of that thread.
User avatar #8 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
...Why're you adding me?
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm trainerblu.
User avatar #31 to #9 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
This is when you reply to the top post.

I dunno. Figure I'd be crazy by then, if I keep acting up.
#32 to #31 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You'll be fine
You'll be fine
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Thanks.
That helped a bit more than probably intended.
#34 to #33 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You're welcome I guess.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Okay.
Sounds good.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Ha,Yea blu got banned.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #13 to #12 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
posted something
it got flagged
banned
User avatar #14 to #13 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
How long?
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
permabanned
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Dammnn
That sucks.
#17 to #16 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't care,It's just an account,I can always make more.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
True.
But, some people care..
User avatar #19 to #18 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
As long as the person can still access the site it should matter.
User avatar #21 to #19 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Also true.
But if Phan got permabanned, That'd be a different story.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
That's not gonna happen,He's too well know for that to happen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
But I like to keep all possibilities open.
Just so I can ask 'what it?'
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't like to ask that. the mind can wonder into some dark places with that kind of thinking.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah..
My mind does that a lot. I've kinda gotten used to it.
Might be why I'm so messed up, but whatever.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Unless you're warped in a straight jacket ,you're fine.
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Indeed.
And I'm sure I can contain myself enough to stay out of one of those.
User avatar #30 to #27 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
why 10 years?

can't reply to your other post.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm confident I can remain normal for about 10 more years my whole life.
User avatar #20 to #19 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
shouldn't**
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User avatar #6 - thatoldguy (11/17/2012) [-]
trainerblu
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User avatar #2 to #28 - thatoldguy (11/27/2011) [-]
I don't know just adding people who look cool.
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