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#107 - I know most FJers don't like Reddit , but for those wh… 07/27/2014 on But no respawn 0
#1306 - Xsio! We just got completely extorted! >"...Wh…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/27/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1307 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
>Chuckles to himself. As his hood lifts, you catch a glimpse of horrible neckbeard
>"It will be a pardon from what I'm hiring you to do. Lord Simkin Graveltoes has started hoarding several items of great destructive power, and while he has not done anything against the kingdom yet, it is almost certain he will. His political position keeps us from seizing his property. As an additional reward... You can each have a piece of his treasure of your choice."
>Drops a map "He lives here. You have to escape on your own though, so noone suspects me of aiding you."
>magical poof
>coughs, walks out after the smoke clears
User avatar #1308 - thatnerdyguy (07/27/2014) [-]
( goatblower , norkas )
>"Pothoc riyit di levethix...well, I can definitely get out there, but those keys are pretty high. Any ideas?
#1311 - goatblower (07/27/2014) [-]
>picks up thatnerdyguy
>"Oh wow you sure are little! I have an idea though okay?!"
>grabs chamberpot and dumps it on the bed
>hands chamberpot to thatnerdyguy then pulls him and norkas into a manly huddle
>"Okay here's the plan. You sneak out, hide in the chamber pot, I'll call the guard, and then you kill him and stand on his body to get the keys! Genius right?!"
>steps out of the huddle and grabs the bars to the door, staring at the keys.
>"Ready? TOUCHDOWN!"
#1312 - goatblower (07/27/2014) [-]
Disregard huddle i can't read ;~;
User avatar #1309 - norkas (07/27/2014) [-]
>"Wake up the guard and trick him into letting us out?"
User avatar #1310 - thatnerdyguy (07/27/2014) [-]
>"...I'm not sure if that's stupid or brilliant, but worst case scenario I'll probably get thrown back in here. Still, he's not going to listen to a Kobold, right? If one of you is a spellcaster, now would be a great time to spellcast. I'm sure he'd listen to one of those Paladins that caught us earlier..."
#1300 - >"Alright, what's really going on here, floaty? I can'…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/27/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1305 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
>High pitched voice chimes out "I've still got to meet with you in person! I've been using a combination of scrying, dancing lights, and message this whole time to keep the illusion up. Its okay though- I'm the court wizard here!" the voice gets lower pitched as a decrepit old man creeps into the room, "And I've got a job for you. And for your reward... I'll get you all pardoned and released from jail. Generous, right?!"
User avatar #1306 - thatnerdyguy (07/27/2014) [-]
Xsio! We just got completely extorted!
>"...What kind of job would this be? And is there a reason you couldn't just hire us normally?"
#1307 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
>Chuckles to himself. As his hood lifts, you catch a glimpse of horrible neckbeard
>"It will be a pardon from what I'm hiring you to do. Lord Simkin Graveltoes has started hoarding several items of great destructive power, and while he has not done anything against the kingdom yet, it is almost certain he will. His political position keeps us from seizing his property. As an additional reward... You can each have a piece of his treasure of your choice."
>Drops a map "He lives here. You have to escape on your own though, so noone suspects me of aiding you."
>magical poof
>coughs, walks out after the smoke clears
User avatar #1308 - thatnerdyguy (07/27/2014) [-]
( goatblower , norkas )
>"Pothoc riyit di levethix...well, I can definitely get out there, but those keys are pretty high. Any ideas?
#1311 - goatblower (07/27/2014) [-]
>picks up thatnerdyguy
>"Oh wow you sure are little! I have an idea though okay?!"
>grabs chamberpot and dumps it on the bed
>hands chamberpot to thatnerdyguy then pulls him and norkas into a manly huddle
>"Okay here's the plan. You sneak out, hide in the chamber pot, I'll call the guard, and then you kill him and stand on his body to get the keys! Genius right?!"
>steps out of the huddle and grabs the bars to the door, staring at the keys.
>"Ready? TOUCHDOWN!"
#1312 - goatblower (07/27/2014) [-]
Disregard huddle i can't read ;~;
User avatar #1309 - norkas (07/27/2014) [-]
>"Wake up the guard and trick him into letting us out?"
User avatar #1310 - thatnerdyguy (07/27/2014) [-]
>"...I'm not sure if that's stupid or brilliant, but worst case scenario I'll probably get thrown back in here. Still, he's not going to listen to a Kobold, right? If one of you is a spellcaster, now would be a great time to spellcast. I'm sure he'd listen to one of those Paladins that caught us earlier..."
#1295 - Is that gonna be a feature? Because that'd be ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on /tabletop/ +1
User avatar #1298 - clavatninenine (07/27/2014) [-]
i hope he does. There was some speculation about the possibility of it.
#1293 - I feel like you've met your fair share of That Guys in D&D... 07/27/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1289 - I think I'm gonna like this guy >Stay behind there … 07/27/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1285 - **thatnerdyguy rolls 49** Guess I'll have to participa… 07/27/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1247 - >"It's a letter about some sort of adventure I guess. …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1276 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
goatblower
norkas
>"An adventure, you say?"
>Glowing spec comes floating out of a bottle of Orcsblood Whiskey "Thats right! And I'm willing to pay top dollar. All you have to do to get started is start a barfight"
>Half-orc smiles at mention of a fight and grips his club gleefully. "Fight?"
User avatar #1277 - norkas (07/27/2014) [-]
>"Did somebody say fight?!"
>throw conveniently placed bottle at an adventurer in one of the 10^9 corners in the room
#1278 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
>Downs bottle of Orcsblood Whiskey, taking in its full effect (+2 strength, -2 wisdom)
>Picks up the bartender and throws him into a table of motherfuckers
#1245 - >Set letter down on counter, take shot  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1246 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
>he sees the letter.
>HEY, NICE COASTER LITTLE LIZARD MAN. WHERE YOU GET?
>Huge swig of Orcsblood Whiskey
>I GET ONE, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT SAY.
The letter he's referring to is quite soggy at this point, the seal crushed by mugs being slammed on the table and soaked with condensation.
User avatar #1247 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>"It's a letter about some sort of adventure I guess. It's pretty vague, but if you're up for it, we're in the right place!"
>Another shot
#1276 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
goatblower
norkas
>"An adventure, you say?"
>Glowing spec comes floating out of a bottle of Orcsblood Whiskey "Thats right! And I'm willing to pay top dollar. All you have to do to get started is start a barfight"
>Half-orc smiles at mention of a fight and grips his club gleefully. "Fight?"
User avatar #1277 - norkas (07/27/2014) [-]
>"Did somebody say fight?!"
>throw conveniently placed bottle at an adventurer in one of the 10^9 corners in the room
#1278 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
>Downs bottle of Orcsblood Whiskey, taking in its full effect (+2 strength, -2 wisdom)
>Picks up the bartender and throws him into a table of motherfuckers
#1244 - >Run over and join him >"Sounds good to me, two… 07/26/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1240 - **thatnerdyguy rolls 06** >Duck back and hide, wait …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/26/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1242 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
**shitflippingpattie rolls 76**
>He sees you
>HEY LITTLE LIZARD MAN, BE MY DRINKING BUDDY. TWO ORCSBLOODS!
User avatar #1244 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>Run over and join him
>"Sounds good to me, two Orcsbloods!"
Oh boy, here we go. At least maybe I can get the Half Orc to pay for it.
#1243 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
The bartender doesn't notice you slip back around the counter, and the half-orc pulls you up on a barstool. "THIS STUFFS PRETTY STRONG," he said before sitting his bottle down on an envelope just like yours.
User avatar #1245 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>Set letter down on counter, take shot
#1246 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
>he sees the letter.
>HEY, NICE COASTER LITTLE LIZARD MAN. WHERE YOU GET?
>Huge swig of Orcsblood Whiskey
>I GET ONE, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT SAY.
The letter he's referring to is quite soggy at this point, the seal crushed by mugs being slammed on the table and soaked with condensation.
User avatar #1247 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>"It's a letter about some sort of adventure I guess. It's pretty vague, but if you're up for it, we're in the right place!"
>Another shot
#1276 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
goatblower
norkas
>"An adventure, you say?"
>Glowing spec comes floating out of a bottle of Orcsblood Whiskey "Thats right! And I'm willing to pay top dollar. All you have to do to get started is start a barfight"
>Half-orc smiles at mention of a fight and grips his club gleefully. "Fight?"
User avatar #1277 - norkas (07/27/2014) [-]
>"Did somebody say fight?!"
>throw conveniently placed bottle at an adventurer in one of the 10^9 corners in the room
#1278 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
>Downs bottle of Orcsblood Whiskey, taking in its full effect (+2 strength, -2 wisdom)
>Picks up the bartender and throws him into a table of motherfuckers
#1233 - Oh wait, four feet up you mean? I guess I'd have to climb a little...  [+] (11 new replies) 07/26/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1234 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
Yup. Your height plus four feet (roughly 130 centimeters)

By this point, the half-orc customer is getting increasingly drunk and loud. "ORCSBLOOD, ORCSBLOOD," he shouts beating the bar. The color drains from the bartender's face, knowing what would happen if he got a hold of that particular drink.
User avatar #1240 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
**thatnerdyguy rolls 06**
>Duck back and hide, wait to see if he goes for it
#1242 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
**shitflippingpattie rolls 76**
>He sees you
>HEY LITTLE LIZARD MAN, BE MY DRINKING BUDDY. TWO ORCSBLOODS!
User avatar #1244 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>Run over and join him
>"Sounds good to me, two Orcsbloods!"
Oh boy, here we go. At least maybe I can get the Half Orc to pay for it.
#1243 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
The bartender doesn't notice you slip back around the counter, and the half-orc pulls you up on a barstool. "THIS STUFFS PRETTY STRONG," he said before sitting his bottle down on an envelope just like yours.
User avatar #1245 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>Set letter down on counter, take shot
#1246 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
>he sees the letter.
>HEY, NICE COASTER LITTLE LIZARD MAN. WHERE YOU GET?
>Huge swig of Orcsblood Whiskey
>I GET ONE, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT SAY.
The letter he's referring to is quite soggy at this point, the seal crushed by mugs being slammed on the table and soaked with condensation.
User avatar #1247 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>"It's a letter about some sort of adventure I guess. It's pretty vague, but if you're up for it, we're in the right place!"
>Another shot
#1276 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
goatblower
norkas
>"An adventure, you say?"
>Glowing spec comes floating out of a bottle of Orcsblood Whiskey "Thats right! And I'm willing to pay top dollar. All you have to do to get started is start a barfight"
>Half-orc smiles at mention of a fight and grips his club gleefully. "Fight?"
User avatar #1277 - norkas (07/27/2014) [-]
>"Did somebody say fight?!"
>throw conveniently placed bottle at an adventurer in one of the 10^9 corners in the room
#1278 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
>Downs bottle of Orcsblood Whiskey, taking in its full effect (+2 strength, -2 wisdom)
>Picks up the bartender and throws him into a table of motherfuckers
#1232 - **thatnerdyguy rolls 87** >Take, slip into cloak, sn…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/26/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #1233 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
Oh wait, four feet up you mean? I guess I'd have to climb a little...
#1234 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
Yup. Your height plus four feet (roughly 130 centimeters)

By this point, the half-orc customer is getting increasingly drunk and loud. "ORCSBLOOD, ORCSBLOOD," he shouts beating the bar. The color drains from the bartender's face, knowing what would happen if he got a hold of that particular drink.
User avatar #1240 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
**thatnerdyguy rolls 06**
>Duck back and hide, wait to see if he goes for it
#1242 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
**shitflippingpattie rolls 76**
>He sees you
>HEY LITTLE LIZARD MAN, BE MY DRINKING BUDDY. TWO ORCSBLOODS!
User avatar #1244 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>Run over and join him
>"Sounds good to me, two Orcsbloods!"
Oh boy, here we go. At least maybe I can get the Half Orc to pay for it.
#1243 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
The bartender doesn't notice you slip back around the counter, and the half-orc pulls you up on a barstool. "THIS STUFFS PRETTY STRONG," he said before sitting his bottle down on an envelope just like yours.
User avatar #1245 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>Set letter down on counter, take shot
#1246 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
>he sees the letter.
>HEY, NICE COASTER LITTLE LIZARD MAN. WHERE YOU GET?
>Huge swig of Orcsblood Whiskey
>I GET ONE, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT SAY.
The letter he's referring to is quite soggy at this point, the seal crushed by mugs being slammed on the table and soaked with condensation.
User avatar #1247 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>"It's a letter about some sort of adventure I guess. It's pretty vague, but if you're up for it, we're in the right place!"
>Another shot
#1276 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
goatblower
norkas
>"An adventure, you say?"
>Glowing spec comes floating out of a bottle of Orcsblood Whiskey "Thats right! And I'm willing to pay top dollar. All you have to do to get started is start a barfight"
>Half-orc smiles at mention of a fight and grips his club gleefully. "Fight?"
User avatar #1277 - norkas (07/27/2014) [-]
>"Did somebody say fight?!"
>throw conveniently placed bottle at an adventurer in one of the 10^9 corners in the room
#1278 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
>Downs bottle of Orcsblood Whiskey, taking in its full effect (+2 strength, -2 wisdom)
>Picks up the bartender and throws him into a table of motherfuckers
#1224 - **thatnerdyguy rolls 12** Top lel.  [+] (14 new replies) 07/26/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1227 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
You manage to sneak behind the bar... And the Orcsblood Whiskey is about four feet out of your reach.
>What do
User avatar #1232 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
**thatnerdyguy rolls 87**
>Take, slip into cloak, sneak back out to my table
I don't know if that requires a roll, but I'll make one anyway.
User avatar #1233 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
Oh wait, four feet up you mean? I guess I'd have to climb a little...
#1234 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
Yup. Your height plus four feet (roughly 130 centimeters)

By this point, the half-orc customer is getting increasingly drunk and loud. "ORCSBLOOD, ORCSBLOOD," he shouts beating the bar. The color drains from the bartender's face, knowing what would happen if he got a hold of that particular drink.
User avatar #1240 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
**thatnerdyguy rolls 06**
>Duck back and hide, wait to see if he goes for it
#1242 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
**shitflippingpattie rolls 76**
>He sees you
>HEY LITTLE LIZARD MAN, BE MY DRINKING BUDDY. TWO ORCSBLOODS!
User avatar #1244 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>Run over and join him
>"Sounds good to me, two Orcsbloods!"
Oh boy, here we go. At least maybe I can get the Half Orc to pay for it.
#1243 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
The bartender doesn't notice you slip back around the counter, and the half-orc pulls you up on a barstool. "THIS STUFFS PRETTY STRONG," he said before sitting his bottle down on an envelope just like yours.
User avatar #1245 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>Set letter down on counter, take shot
#1246 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
>he sees the letter.
>HEY, NICE COASTER LITTLE LIZARD MAN. WHERE YOU GET?
>Huge swig of Orcsblood Whiskey
>I GET ONE, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT SAY.
The letter he's referring to is quite soggy at this point, the seal crushed by mugs being slammed on the table and soaked with condensation.
User avatar #1247 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>"It's a letter about some sort of adventure I guess. It's pretty vague, but if you're up for it, we're in the right place!"
>Another shot
#1276 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
goatblower
norkas
>"An adventure, you say?"
>Glowing spec comes floating out of a bottle of Orcsblood Whiskey "Thats right! And I'm willing to pay top dollar. All you have to do to get started is start a barfight"
>Half-orc smiles at mention of a fight and grips his club gleefully. "Fight?"
User avatar #1277 - norkas (07/27/2014) [-]
>"Did somebody say fight?!"
>throw conveniently placed bottle at an adventurer in one of the 10^9 corners in the room
#1278 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
>Downs bottle of Orcsblood Whiskey, taking in its full effect (+2 strength, -2 wisdom)
>Picks up the bartender and throws him into a table of motherfuckers
#1218 - **** , this stuff's totally gonna kill me. Well, …  [+] (18 new replies) 07/26/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1220 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
Yes. The bartender rolls to see you, he takes a -10 for being distracted and tired, and you add your dex.

*roll 2*
#1221 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
**shitflippingpattie rolls 05**
#1222 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, he didn't fucking see you.
User avatar #1224 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
**thatnerdyguy rolls 12** Top lel.
#1227 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
You manage to sneak behind the bar... And the Orcsblood Whiskey is about four feet out of your reach.
>What do
User avatar #1232 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
**thatnerdyguy rolls 87**
>Take, slip into cloak, sneak back out to my table
I don't know if that requires a roll, but I'll make one anyway.
User avatar #1233 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
Oh wait, four feet up you mean? I guess I'd have to climb a little...
#1234 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
Yup. Your height plus four feet (roughly 130 centimeters)

By this point, the half-orc customer is getting increasingly drunk and loud. "ORCSBLOOD, ORCSBLOOD," he shouts beating the bar. The color drains from the bartender's face, knowing what would happen if he got a hold of that particular drink.
User avatar #1240 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
**thatnerdyguy rolls 06**
>Duck back and hide, wait to see if he goes for it
#1242 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
**shitflippingpattie rolls 76**
>He sees you
>HEY LITTLE LIZARD MAN, BE MY DRINKING BUDDY. TWO ORCSBLOODS!
User avatar #1244 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>Run over and join him
>"Sounds good to me, two Orcsbloods!"
Oh boy, here we go. At least maybe I can get the Half Orc to pay for it.
#1243 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
The bartender doesn't notice you slip back around the counter, and the half-orc pulls you up on a barstool. "THIS STUFFS PRETTY STRONG," he said before sitting his bottle down on an envelope just like yours.
User avatar #1245 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>Set letter down on counter, take shot
#1246 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
>he sees the letter.
>HEY, NICE COASTER LITTLE LIZARD MAN. WHERE YOU GET?
>Huge swig of Orcsblood Whiskey
>I GET ONE, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT SAY.
The letter he's referring to is quite soggy at this point, the seal crushed by mugs being slammed on the table and soaked with condensation.
User avatar #1247 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>"It's a letter about some sort of adventure I guess. It's pretty vague, but if you're up for it, we're in the right place!"
>Another shot
#1276 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
goatblower
norkas
>"An adventure, you say?"
>Glowing spec comes floating out of a bottle of Orcsblood Whiskey "Thats right! And I'm willing to pay top dollar. All you have to do to get started is start a barfight"
>Half-orc smiles at mention of a fight and grips his club gleefully. "Fight?"
User avatar #1277 - norkas (07/27/2014) [-]
>"Did somebody say fight?!"
>throw conveniently placed bottle at an adventurer in one of the 10^9 corners in the room
#1278 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
>Downs bottle of Orcsblood Whiskey, taking in its full effect (+2 strength, -2 wisdom)
>Picks up the bartender and throws him into a table of motherfuckers
#1207 - >i prefer to portray a less nerdy image of myself in real l…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1261 - meinneger (07/27/2014) [-]
Hey, I'm allowed to be a secret nerd. Makes for fun conversation when a dude who thinks i'm a douchebag bonds over attack on titan with me.
#1205 - D: 07/26/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1203 - Not quite. This is basically for pen&paper RPGs, card game… 07/26/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1202 - Who told you 07/26/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1201 - >Find seat and wait, get out letter to see if it gave any m…  [+] (22 new replies) 07/26/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#1215 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
The letter reads "Dear adventurer, I have a task for you that those more experienced would certainly scoff at. If you choose to meet me at the Dragon Dildo Inn, you must be either desperate, insane, or just stupid. To test your skills, go up to the bar and order some Orcsblood Whiskey. If you can handle it, you can handle this job."
>At this point, the only person at the bar is the big ugly half-orc, now pretty fucking drunk
>Gleaming green bottles above the bar, featuring an angry half-naked cartoon she-orc
>Try not to think about the name
>Bartender looks pretty preoccupied with big ugly a the bar. You could interrupt, or try to steal a bottle
User avatar #1218 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
Shit, this stuff's totally gonna kill me. Well, it's either this, or going back to poverty.
I want to snatch a bottle. Is this the point where I make a stealth roll?
#1220 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
Yes. The bartender rolls to see you, he takes a -10 for being distracted and tired, and you add your dex.

*roll 2*
#1221 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
**shitflippingpattie rolls 05**
#1222 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, he didn't fucking see you.
User avatar #1224 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
**thatnerdyguy rolls 12** Top lel.
#1227 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
You manage to sneak behind the bar... And the Orcsblood Whiskey is about four feet out of your reach.
>What do
User avatar #1232 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
**thatnerdyguy rolls 87**
>Take, slip into cloak, sneak back out to my table
I don't know if that requires a roll, but I'll make one anyway.
User avatar #1233 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
Oh wait, four feet up you mean? I guess I'd have to climb a little...
#1234 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
Yup. Your height plus four feet (roughly 130 centimeters)

By this point, the half-orc customer is getting increasingly drunk and loud. "ORCSBLOOD, ORCSBLOOD," he shouts beating the bar. The color drains from the bartender's face, knowing what would happen if he got a hold of that particular drink.
User avatar #1240 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
**thatnerdyguy rolls 06**
>Duck back and hide, wait to see if he goes for it
#1242 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
**shitflippingpattie rolls 76**
>He sees you
>HEY LITTLE LIZARD MAN, BE MY DRINKING BUDDY. TWO ORCSBLOODS!
User avatar #1244 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>Run over and join him
>"Sounds good to me, two Orcsbloods!"
Oh boy, here we go. At least maybe I can get the Half Orc to pay for it.
#1243 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
The bartender doesn't notice you slip back around the counter, and the half-orc pulls you up on a barstool. "THIS STUFFS PRETTY STRONG," he said before sitting his bottle down on an envelope just like yours.
User avatar #1245 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>Set letter down on counter, take shot
#1246 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
>he sees the letter.
>HEY, NICE COASTER LITTLE LIZARD MAN. WHERE YOU GET?
>Huge swig of Orcsblood Whiskey
>I GET ONE, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT SAY.
The letter he's referring to is quite soggy at this point, the seal crushed by mugs being slammed on the table and soaked with condensation.
User avatar #1247 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
>"It's a letter about some sort of adventure I guess. It's pretty vague, but if you're up for it, we're in the right place!"
>Another shot
#1276 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
goatblower
norkas
>"An adventure, you say?"
>Glowing spec comes floating out of a bottle of Orcsblood Whiskey "Thats right! And I'm willing to pay top dollar. All you have to do to get started is start a barfight"
>Half-orc smiles at mention of a fight and grips his club gleefully. "Fight?"
User avatar #1277 - norkas (07/27/2014) [-]
>"Did somebody say fight?!"
>throw conveniently placed bottle at an adventurer in one of the 10^9 corners in the room
#1278 - shitflippingpattie (07/27/2014) [-]
>Downs bottle of Orcsblood Whiskey, taking in its full effect (+2 strength, -2 wisdom)
>Picks up the bartender and throws him into a table of motherfuckers
User avatar #1204 - ecomp (07/26/2014) [-]
*gives you shit for being a Kobald*
User avatar #1205 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
D:
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User avatar #1193 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
Name: Sjachvaex
Race: Kobold
Class: Ranger
Gender: Male
Health: 10
AC: 58

Str: 0
Dex: 4
Con: 0
Int: 2
Wis: 2
Cha: 2

Has a bow and a kukri for combat. Weak as shit because he's a kobold, but makes up for it with stealth, accuracy, and cunning.
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User avatar #1960 - MrDeadiron (07/26/2014) [-]
I know. I was just kidding.
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#1181 - shitflippingpattie (07/26/2014) [-]
Thats just ridiculously low. Reroll the 1 (*roll 1*) and replace it.
User avatar #1183 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
**thatnerdyguy rolls 4** Thanks
User avatar #1193 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
Name: Sjachvaex
Race: Kobold
Class: Ranger
Gender: Male
Health: 10
AC: 58

Str: 0
Dex: 4
Con: 0
Int: 2
Wis: 2
Cha: 2

Has a bow and a kukri for combat. Weak as shit because he's a kobold, but makes up for it with stealth, accuracy, and cunning.
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User avatar #1958 - MrDeadiron (07/26/2014) [-]
Stop trying to get people to do butt stuff.
User avatar #1959 to #1958 - thatnerdyguy (07/26/2014) [-]
Lol dude, F.A.T.A.L.'s anal circumference is a running joke in the D&D community.
User avatar #1960 to #1959 - MrDeadiron (07/26/2014) [-]
I know. I was just kidding.
#1955 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
The prophecy has been fulfilled.

courtesy of captainwow
User avatar #1956 to #1955 - captainwow (07/06/2014) [-]
Ya know, he ALMOST looks like Sigmund Freud. Which adds a weird new level of interpretation to this drawing.
User avatar #1953 - nyawgga (07/04/2014) [-]
Hey, I'd love to talk to you about life and **** if you ever got the time.
User avatar #1954 to #1953 - thatnerdyguy (07/05/2014) [-]
Sure man, totally.
#1950 - DemonMatt (05/26/2014) [-]
Everyone goes mental over colored text.
I wonder if they open up Microsoft Word and **** themselves over how much you can do with font color.
User avatar #1951 to #1950 - thatnerdyguy (06/01/2014) [-]
SO MUCH POWER.
#1935 - KiraLives (04/15/2014) [-]
mfw FJ looks so different now
User avatar #1936 to #1935 - thatnerdyguy (04/15/2014) [-]
And so many people are gone
#1937 to #1936 - KiraLives (04/15/2014) [-]
I guess that sort of thing happens. I've been gone for like.. a year or two.
<- Here, have a pat
#1938 to #1937 - thatnerdyguy (04/15/2014) [-]
Good to see you back though &lt;3
Good to see you back though <3
#1939 to #1938 - KiraLives (04/15/2014) [-]
Why thank you :3

On a side note, I've decided to start translating h-manga (poorly) since I'm at a point where that's possible.
#1940 to #1939 - thatnerdyguy (04/15/2014) [-]
Nice! You posting it somewhere?
#1941 to #1940 - KiraLives (04/15/2014) [-]
I'll probably post it here first. I asked in /hentai/ for suggestions and I've had two people give me stuff to translate. Finished page one of a Watamote doujinshi and I'll be working on it between school projects.
#1942 to #1941 - thatnerdyguy (04/15/2014) [-]
Sweet, lemme know when you post <3
How long have you been studying Japanese? Think I could try my hand at helping out a bit?
#1943 to #1942 - KiraLives (04/15/2014) [-]
Of course, of course
I've been studying it for three years now. I don't know what you could help with unless you know some Japanese. But either of us think of anything I'm sure it'll come up
User avatar #1944 to #1943 - thatnerdyguy (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm a Japanese major, done up through the 300 level, and I've studied in Japan a bit.
Just looking for an opportunity to try some translating myself.
User avatar #1945 to #1944 - KiraLives (04/15/2014) [-]
Ahhh cool cool. それじゃ、日本語で書ける。笑wwww
本当?日本へ行くことがある?すごい。あんたが羨ましい 友人の中で日本行った人が多い。

I started trying to translate some vanilla manga but felt just like I was doing schoolwork. Decided now would be a good a time as any to try h-manga since I know there are people who would actually want me to do it which gives me some sort of motivation.
User avatar #1946 to #1945 - thatnerdyguy (04/15/2014) [-]
うん、昨年の夏、広島で研修旅行に行ったの。
ところで、どのように勉強している?大学で?
User avatar #1947 to #1946 - KiraLives (04/15/2014) [-]
楽しかったらしい。 かわいい女子に会った?昨年の夏俺 エストニアやフィンランドやロシアに行った。日本人に会 て、びっくりした。広島はどう?奈良や大阪や東京で友人 がいるけど、広島に知らない。

ええ、大学で。JPLTレベルが知らないけど
User avatar #1948 to #1947 - thatnerdyguy (04/15/2014) [-]
会ったけど。笑。あ、すごい。たくさんの国に行ったこと るね。広島が大好き。大きすぎなくて、小さすぎないと思 んだ。
#1949 to #1948 - KiraLives (04/15/2014) [-]
&lt;- Their face when?   
   
どうして俺は全然かわいい女子に会わない。絶望した。寂 い。   
   
On a side note, I changed my computer's location to Japan so I could play VNs and I'm not even gonna bother trying to type that in Japanese. Skype automatically translates everything into the language of your computer's location, who knew?
<- Their face when?

どうして俺は全然かわいい女子に会わない。絶望した。寂 い。

On a side note, I changed my computer's location to Japan so I could play VNs and I'm not even gonna bother trying to type that in Japanese. Skype automatically translates everything into the language of your computer's location, who knew?
User avatar #1928 - vanhohenheim (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's one they did today in Korea. It's 100% live singing. Soooo good (deleted my other one because I found a better video haha)
[1/4] SNSD - Mr.Mr. @ Sketchbook (Mar 14, 2014)
#1929 to #1928 - thatnerdyguy (03/15/2014) [-]
Aw man, blocked some time within the last 3 hours
Aw man, blocked some time within the last 3 hours
User avatar #1930 to #1929 - vanhohenheim (03/15/2014) [-]
Found another one . Watch it fast in case this one gets blocked too haha
140314 SNSD - Mr. Mr. @ Yoo HeeYeol Sketchbook.
User avatar #1931 to #1930 - thatnerdyguy (03/15/2014) [-]
Just as good with live singing!
I liked the other outfits better for this song though.
But hnnnnng Sunnyyyy <3
User avatar #1932 to #1931 - vanhohenheim (03/15/2014) [-]
Haha same. And yeah they're really amazing. I don't understand why their company makes them lipsync sometimes.... I just don't understand it. And oh yes, Sunny Bunny haha. I liked the other outfits better too. Here's another one of them singing another song from their new EP in the same place . I really love this song
[HD] 140315 SNSD - Goodbye @ Sketchbook
User avatar #1933 to #1932 - thatnerdyguy (03/15/2014) [-]
Oh man, that's a great song. Pretty relaxing to listen to.
And it really shows off all of their talent as singers.
User avatar #1934 to #1933 - vanhohenheim (03/15/2014) [-]
Haha I love it too. It's a very good song.. You should get their album haha. I'm getting a physical copy soon, but digitally on Itunes it's only $6 if I remember right
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User avatar #1923 - vanhohenheim (03/08/2014) [-]
Totally forgot to send you the MV
Girls' Generation 소녀시대_'Mr.Mr.'_Music Video
User avatar #1924 to #1923 - thatnerdyguy (03/09/2014) [-]
I didn't like the style of this one that much, but oh man the choreography was great!
Thanks man
User avatar #1925 to #1924 - vanhohenheim (03/09/2014) [-]
You're welcome . Here's a live performance of it. I like it live more than the MV
[Comeback Stage] Girls' Generation - Mr.Mr, 소녀시대 - 미스터미스터, 400th Show Music core 20140308
User avatar #1926 to #1925 - thatnerdyguy (03/10/2014) [-]
Now this is much better.
And oh man, Sunnyyyyyy <3
User avatar #1919 - vanhohenheim (02/20/2014) [-]
OMG you're not banned anymore. Awesome. If you haven't heard, SNSD comes out with a Mini-Album on the 24th along with their new Music Video
User avatar #1920 to #1919 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
OH MAN, getting hyped!
User avatar #1921 to #1920 - vanhohenheim (02/23/2014) [-]
Ok well the album got leaked apparently on Itunes early this morning. There have been rumors of another delay before and it was already delayed before this for god knows why. The MV was suppose to be released on the 19th but some video got lost or something BS like that and they had to delay it without giving another release date. Like how the hell don't you have a backup copy? Doesn't make any sense. But here is the audio of Mr. Mr., which is the MV song . You need to login to view this link
User avatar #1922 to #1921 - vanhohenheim (02/23/2014) [-]
I forgot to mention, when it was leaked on Itunes, it was there for awhile and then SM (their company) took it down and it's not there anymore. But people already bought it before then so the audio of all the tracks are out
User avatar #1914 - thatnerdyguy (02/15/2014) [-]
Thank you Sunset and Marker for being awesome.
User avatar #1917 to #1914 - Marker (02/15/2014) [-]
aw **** , bro. congrats
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User avatar #1916 to #1915 - thatnerdyguy (02/15/2014) [-]
Finally unbanned
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User avatar #1913 - vanhohenheim (01/11/2014) [-]
What the hell, you got banned? Wow..... If you can see this, just write on my wall or something on a different account
User avatar #1912 - vanhohenheim (01/03/2014) [-]
Dude, there has been some craziness. First, it comes out a couple days ago that my Yoona is dating someone, and then just two hours ago it comes out that your Sooyoung is dating. What the hell is going on? Haha
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User avatar #1911 to #1910 - atma (12/29/2013) [-]
it's not that funny
#1909 - Womens Study Major (12/29/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #1906 - vanhohenheim (12/24/2013) [-]
Ok, you seriously might die of happiness this time. I seriously am rethinking my SNSD bias list after seeing this haha fuckyeahthebestsnsdblog.tumblr.com/post/70850773689
fuckyeahthebestsnsdblog.tumblr.com/post/70850679719
User avatar #1907 to #1906 - thatnerdyguy (12/25/2013) [-]
Dude, oh my god.
Thank you for sharing all those videos and these.
What a great Christmas present.
User avatar #1908 to #1907 - vanhohenheim (12/26/2013) [-]
Hey you're welcome man no problem. I know you don't really have time or anything to find these things or don't know where to look, so if I see some I will send them. I try to keep you up to date of what I hear and see from them since SNSD is pretty much the greatest thing ever haha
User avatar #1900 - vanhohenheim (12/22/2013) [-]
You're going to love this. I did haha. The sound quality isn't the best though
131222 SM WEEK 메르헨 판타지 소녀시대 써니 - 피어나
User avatar #1901 to #1900 - thatnerdyguy (12/23/2013) [-]
OH. MY. GOD.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
OHMYGOD.
User avatar #1902 to #1901 - vanhohenheim (12/23/2013) [-]
I knew you'd love it. I only think of you my friend haha. You should check out their other fancams from that event. It's called Marchen Fantasy. It was a thing SM did yesterday for them. It's an event from the 21st until the 29th of all their artists like Shinee, f(x), Super junior, etc... that have a day or so each. Here's a Jessica one that literally made me fall over because it's so sexy also. It's a cover of Lee Hyori's "Miss Korea" she did during that event. 131222 SM WEEK 메르헨 판타지 소녀시대 제시카 - 미스코리아
User avatar #1903 to #1902 - thatnerdyguy (12/23/2013) [-]
Omg, I saw one of the "Miss Korea" pictures earlier on Reddit. Didn't realize it was something going on now.
Thank you so much for showing me these <3
User avatar #1905 to #1903 - vanhohenheim (12/23/2013) [-]
Oh and of course, a Sooyoung one also [Fancam] Sooyoung - 24 hours
User avatar #1904 to #1903 - vanhohenheim (12/23/2013) [-]
You're welcome . And yeah. Do you know Sistar? Yuri and Tiffany did a cover of their song "Ma Boy" also. [HD] 131222 TIFFANY&YURI - MA BOY (Full Fancam)
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User avatar #1895 - vanhohenheim (12/14/2013) [-]
Oh yeah completely forgot to tell you that if you haven't heard yet, SNSD is having a Korean comeback in January or February. Most likely going to be February though. And also that their Japanese album released earlier this week
User avatar #1896 to #1895 - thatnerdyguy (12/14/2013) [-]
Now all we need is to get them back in America...
User avatar #1898 to #1896 - vanhohenheim (12/15/2013) [-]
Oh yeah and here's their music video for another one of their tracks "Beep Beep" on the Japanese album. It was on the special edition or something of it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=93GuC1dMkxc
User avatar #1897 to #1896 - vanhohenheim (12/14/2013) [-]
I know... Man that would awesome. I'm pretty excited for their Korean album in a month or two. I've become more crazy about them recently. I didn't know that was even possible haha
User avatar #1869 - revengeforfreeze (12/03/2013) [-]
2edgy4me
User avatar #1890 to #1869 - thatnerdyguy (12/03/2013) [-]
Reply limit.
Damn dude, I'm impressed!
I'm learning Japanese right now, and next year I start Korean.
I eventually hope to reach quadlingualism with Chinese as well.
User avatar #1891 to #1890 - revengeforfreeze (12/03/2013) [-]
Ye
Heeeh..
That must be really haard..
Cooool.. I wanted to learn Japanese and some other languages but then boom, puberty hit, lazy slob
User avatar #1892 to #1891 - thatnerdyguy (12/03/2013) [-]
Never too late! I started Japanese when I was about 14. 18 now, and I spent last summer studying in Japan.
User avatar #1893 to #1892 - revengeforfreeze (12/03/2013) [-]
Jeez, wow. I can see its because you interested in anime or wut? (Yeah, I know i'm not grammatically correct now but I'm never politically correct either so huzzah!)

that sounds like fun. how was the culture there? the food? i've heard japanese food is nothing like the fast food that they serve in the name of "japan", but that might have been china.. i dont remember
User avatar #1894 to #1893 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2013) [-]
Sorry, had classes to go to.
I originally started because of anime, yes. After a while though, I found that I was watching less and less, and wasn't into it as much. Japanese language, however, kept my interest, and I've found that I just really like languages in general.

It was fantastic. The culture has its good and bad points just like any other. One of the best points (in my opinion) was that everyone there seemed to want foreigners to like Japan; because of this, everyone was willing to help you if you were having a problem. On top of that, the basic level of politeness between people that don't know each other is a lot higher.

The food was amazing, and not at all like the "Japanese" food you can get in America. My family and I also went to Korea and China, and it was the same there. Food that's popular in one country might not be in another, so often when you're eating "Chinese" food (or anything from a country other than your own), it's really been heavily adapted to the location.
User avatar #1870 to #1869 - thatnerdyguy (12/03/2013) [-]
¿qué?
User avatar #1871 to #1870 - revengeforfreeze (12/03/2013) [-]
you are a cat

that was what i'm trying to say
User avatar #1872 to #1871 - thatnerdyguy (12/03/2013) [-]
Ah, okay. I totally understand now.
User avatar #1873 to #1872 - revengeforfreeze (12/03/2013) [-]
i fap too much
User avatar #1874 to #1873 - thatnerdyguy (12/03/2013) [-]
We all know that feel bro. This is pretty much You need to login to view this link
User avatar #1875 to #1874 - revengeforfreeze (12/03/2013) [-]
yeh

im in a chat with national socialist transhumanist

tfw they are actually good gompany
User avatar #1876 to #1875 - thatnerdyguy (12/03/2013) [-]
>national socialist transhumanist

And...what exactly does that mean?
User avatar #1877 to #1876 - revengeforfreeze (12/03/2013) [-]
nazi people who wish for us to ascend beyond being simple homo sapiens
User avatar #1878 to #1877 - thatnerdyguy (12/03/2013) [-]
Huh. Interesting.
User avatar #1879 to #1878 - revengeforfreeze (12/03/2013) [-]
yep

watching this video about people who go "what is the enemy, white supremacy"

and they're attacking people protesting hwite genocide and stuff oh well
User avatar #1880 to #1879 - thatnerdyguy (12/03/2013) [-]
Protesting white genocide?
Where is there white genocide?
User avatar #1882 to #1881 - thatnerdyguy (12/03/2013) [-]
South Africa? I guess I can see that. Whites are about 9% of the population there if I'm not mistaken.
User avatar #1883 to #1882 - revengeforfreeze (12/03/2013) [-]
ye and rape rates are high ther n ****

and ive seen bad things happen there to whyte pepl
User avatar #1884 to #1883 - thatnerdyguy (12/03/2013) [-]
Still not as bad as India...

Are you from SA?
User avatar #1885 to #1884 - revengeforfreeze (12/03/2013) [-]
yeah lol

nu from sweden but it's bad here too.
User avatar #1886 to #1885 - thatnerdyguy (12/03/2013) [-]
Ah, nice.
Is it common for Swedish people to speak English?
User avatar #1887 to #1886 - revengeforfreeze (12/03/2013) [-]
it depends of course

the immigrants don't speak that good english, nor do the elderly but the young natives speak alright english, I guess, you know all the games and **** .

i learned through ratchet & clank
User avatar #1888 to #1887 - thatnerdyguy (12/03/2013) [-]
Ah, that's pretty cool that you could learn through games.
I'm American, so of course most people here don't learn a language unless they're really interested in a specific one.
User avatar #1889 to #1888 - revengeforfreeze (12/03/2013) [-]
^_^ I learned to read at a young age too so I guess that had an impact.

Heh. I'm quadlingual(if that's a word?).. I don't speak Norwegian and German that good but I like to take the honour..
#1867 - vanhohenheim (11/30/2013) [-]
New Sunny picture haha
#1868 to #1867 - thatnerdyguy (11/30/2013) [-]
Old Sunny gif.
Old Sunny gif.
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