You look very sunburnt.

High elf,male,Stormcloack,mage with few spell mods.
Hue.
His name shall be,whatever you wish.

Khajiit
male
stormcloaks
unarmed
use firebreath at every opportunity

use mods
night elf - only ice spells
you must eat everything you see, even if it means stealing

Nord, Male, Stormcloak, Greatsword berserker (AKA little aarmour; helmet and pants), download DragonSlayer from Berserk because it's cool, and make sure you kill every child you come across.

Imperial.
Male.
Nothing.
Nothing.

You shall be: "Average run of the mill man"

imperials are douchebags and try tried to decaptate you, go stormcloack, OR are you a milk drinker?

Imperials. played as an imperial

Didn't want to pick either of them until I finished the main quest though, there's a dragon roaming around that is going to destroy the world, why should I have to deal with a civil war when I should be saving everyone.

If you do the mission where you break into the thalmor embassy, there's a book that talks about how Ulfric is brainwashed in a way so when he beats the empire, he'll hand the place to the thalmor. And fuck those non-mage elves.
So Empire. And also, Solitude doesn't have a mass murderer in the capital

King beyond the wall 5ever

imperials, because if stormcloaks win, then the thalmor are first going to finish the weakened empire, then it's going to finish skyrim.

stormcloaks=thalmor world order
imperials=empire survives

The King of the North Faction.

Kill all except for the natural wildlife of the north, Skyrim has forgotten it's roots and a great purge is in order for it to return to its true state.

Stormcloaks because they sound cooler and imperial measurement are annoying and dumb.

This is not the logic of a man who should be deciding the fates of wars.

I know nothing of skyrim

Basically, the Imperials are the ruling power, who signed a contract to end a war with the elves which meant they had to stop worshiping the patron god of Skyrim, and a bunch of locals got pissy and started the Stormcloak rebellion. Neither of the two groups are any good, really.

Thalmor, because the Stormcloaks are a bunch of nationalist racists and the Imperials are poorly managed and ineffectual.

Because the Thalmor believe in equality.

No, but at least they're up front and honest about it. Plus, I usually play High Elf, so no disadvantage on that front/

Look up the militant buddhists in southeast asia.

FUCK!!! I try to make jokes and it blows up in my face.

I don't remember him saying anything about football. He just said they were jocks and were playing some kind of championship game.

School football is, at least for my high-school.

its also called astral projection i like to say a o.b.e (out of body experience) happens accidentally and astral projection is intentional