Oh, God... why?

Exactly, I've always thought it was absolutely moronic to ban certain weapons on servers. One banned shotguns on Operation: Firestorm (I have no idea why) so I got every one of my kills with Canister shells in tanks... Show them to ban shotguns.

"You think that's a shotgun? THIS is a shotgun"

Especially on servers where you'll get banned for using the SA-18 IGLA, FIM-92 Stinger, or AA cannons, so you've got to get creative with RPGs and SMAWs, or tanks.

I know, and I really don't get why people don't allow you to use some weapons. Like on most Close Quarters servers I go onto, shotguns aren't allowed. Isn't that what shotguns are for?

Exactly, I've always thought it was absolutely moronic to ban certain weapons on servers. One banned shotguns on Operation: Firestorm (I have no idea why) so I got every one of my kills with Canister shells in tanks... Show them to ban shotguns.

"You think that's a shotgun? THIS is a shotgun"

I must not have paid enough attention to the B2K maps, then. Too busy trying not to get F-35'd....

Yeah, jets are a bitch.

Especially on servers where you'll get banned for using the SA-18 IGLA, FIM-92 Stinger, or AA cannons, so you've got to get creative with RPGs and SMAWs, or tanks.

I know, and I really don't get why people don't allow you to use some weapons. Like on most Close Quarters servers I go onto, shotguns aren't allowed. Isn't that what shotguns are for?

Exactly, I've always thought it was absolutely moronic to ban certain weapons on servers. One banned shotguns on Operation: Firestorm (I have no idea why) so I got every one of my kills with Canister shells in tanks... Show them to ban shotguns.

"You think that's a shotgun? THIS is a shotgun"

They're when your P.E. teacher inspects you in his office, only a few do though

i live in west usa and i never heard of them.....

To be more specific that somedumbcomics, no discredit to his answer, it's used in the states to check if the subject is physically fit enough to do certain things like sports. That's what they are mainly used for - sports. Also the part everyone supposedly gets a boner at is when the nurse touches your balls, you cough, and stuff. Makes sure your intestines didn't fall in the gap made when your balls drop.

TL;DR Only way op will get his balls touched by a women

Actually, to be even MORE specific the comic (as it is labeled) is talking about a school physical which is a requirement for most states for everyone who attends school. Yes, there are physical for sports...those are referred to as "sports" physical. Can they be done at the same time? Sure can...and they usually are.

For one thing, the comic is not referring to the "turn and cough test." Which, by the way, if someone told you that test was done to make sure your intestines didn't fall in the gap made when your testicles dropped then you are seriously misinformed. That test is actually to test for a hernia (the protrusion of an organ or tissue through an opening in its surrounding walls, especially in the abdominal region. )

The comic is based on an actual occurence with my son. He was getting a regular school physical and the doctor who happened to be young, attractive and female (and Korean, but this isn't really germaine to this topic) and lightly touched him while examining him. Being the typical boy he is, the touching felt good and he was at "full strength," much to the chagrin of his mother. He, himself, was actually embarressed as well and said, "it just does that sometimes."

I have very rarely heard of anyone popping a boner during a "turn your head and cough" exam especially since during this particular exam, the doctor doesn't actually touch your balls. If your balls have been handled during this particular exam, the you probably have bigger problems on your hands.

But i thought that caused a hernia? anyway i was out done by this man and he informed me so claps for you and un thumbo.

A checkup by a doctor.

I guess I probably could have figured that one out. Thanks anyway.

Do you even know what irony means?

An ironic statement is a statement that, when taken in context, may actually mean something different from, or the opposite of what is written literally; the use of words expressing something other than their literal intention, notably as a form of humor.

But he didn't score a critical hit on any hippos. At least, I didn't see anything...

I don't think that word means what you think that word means.