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thatguycrow

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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:5/03/2011
Last Login:7/07/2016
Location:London UK
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#16 - **** off, over 100 people dead and your first reaction is HURR…  [+] (30 new replies) 11/14/2015 on smells like diversity :^) -10
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#54 - burgonyasalata (11/15/2015) [-]
you first
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#41 - xsap (11/14/2015) [-]
so we shouldnt point out the cause of thair death and ignore it?
thats like if ebola killed 100 ppl and someone said "we need to cure ebola" and someone said "fuck off, over 100 people dead and your first reaction os HURR DURR TIME TO MAKE SHITTY DISEASE CURES LELELE"

literally that...
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#22 - billybeee (11/14/2015) [-]
did you care the day earlier when 43 people died in beirut? what about the day before that where over 100 died in baghdad?
#33 - anon (11/14/2015) [-]
sandniggers kill each other on a daily basis
its their religion aperently

we are talking about france
a civilized country that decided to help those same sandniggers and got fucked in the ass in the process
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#34 - billybeee (11/14/2015) [-]
glad you could share your view on it then. is funnyjunk full of hypocrites?
#35 - anon (11/14/2015) [-]
Nope. Just people reacting the way I said they would. >>#26

WE. EXPECT. VIOLENCE. IN. MUZZIE. COUNTRIES.
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#39 - billybeee (11/14/2015) [-]
lebanon isn't a muzzy country though. I think you should say "non white countrys"
#40 - anon (11/14/2015) [-]
Nope. I knew you would reflexively scream "RAAAAYYYYCCCCIIISSSS!!!" I mean exactly what I said--"muzzie countries," which Lebanon is. It is a muzzie majority country, and it's modern history is FULL of muzzie violence. Peddle you leftist bullshit somewhere else.

I get it. You're a muzzie. Too bad. Face facts. Your ideology isn't peaceful, and you aren't going to convince anyone that it is. The world sees you for what you are over and over. You can say whatever you want, but muzzie actions prove the truth about Islam to the world over and over.

THE. WORLD. EXPECTS. VIOLENCE. IN. MUZZIE. COUNTRIES.

PS "muzzie" isn't a race. White muzzies are just as violent as brown muzzies. The world expects violence from Chechnyians too.
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#42 - billybeee (11/14/2015) [-]
where did i scream racist? I expect there to be a misconception about lebanon in western countries

lebanons is less than 50% muslim -- 40% christian and 10% druze. however are large portion of those numbers aren't even religious. Just like someone here might say they are christian and go to church once a year during easter or christmas and not think about it ever again afterwards.

im an atheist and white

i have a feeling you're trolling tbh
#48 - anon (11/14/2015) [-]
Where did you scream racist?! Man, shut up. And you accuse me of trolling. Fuck yourself.

How about when you said "I think you should say 'non white countrys (sic).'" How about then? You know...when you said that people don't care about Lebanon because the people aren't white. Does that make sense you dense, mother fucker?!

I love how you "expect" me to not understand Lebanon. Eat shit you self-righteous, pseudo-intellectual, self-proclaimed, know-it-all faggot. Lebanon IS a majority muzzie nation. THAT. IS. A. FACT. Yes, there are other religions--just like most of the middle east, but just because it isn't a theocracy doesn't mean it isn't a muzzie country, dumbshit.

A "progressive" white atheist is standing up for "the brown" people that no one cares about? Shocker! Did you get lost on your way to Tumblr? I bet I could draw you with my eyes closed. You are like every other Edgy Edgerson protesting on college campuses for "social justice." You are a fucking joke--a punchline, and the fact that you feign intellectual superiority is the cherry on top!

I disagree with your retarded point that we can't care about "Y" if we didn't care "X" in the exact same way, and your response is that I must be trolling? LOL! You are so sure you are right that any opposition must be a joke? Oh, yeah. You're a mental giant alright! LOL! Jesus, dude...

Go save the whales and trees and muzzies and what ever somewhere else. You aren't going to convince me of anything.
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#49 - billybeee (11/14/2015) [-]
not gonna bother reading any of that after the first line

you're bringing a very strong vibe of "u mad bro" trolling, so im going to assume you are
#51 - anon (11/14/2015) [-]
...aaannnddd now we have the FJ equivalent of this. It's like I am playing internet douche-bag bingo. You've got all the moves down, and my card is filling up.
#26 - anon (11/14/2015) [-]
I have already answered you on another post, but I'll post it again for you:

Live by the sword; die by the sword.

If you live in and support and propagate the ideology that created this monster it is less noteworthy when the monster attacks you than when it attacks people who are innocent.

We expect muslims to get killed by other muslims. That's what they do. That's their answer for everything. Islam is a death cult.

We don't expect it in Paris. The west embraces freedom and life.

Maybe if there was a peaceful part of the Islamic world, but there isn't. It is all violence, and we have come to expect it.
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#24 - thatguycrow (11/14/2015) [-]
What part of my comment implies that we should care more about the paris attacks than anything else? I'll answer that for you: literally none of it.

I'm saying OP should take a fucking second to think about all the dead people and families before making shitty jokes at their expense.
#27 - anon (11/14/2015) [-]
This asshole is spamming every Paris post whining about Beirut. Ignore...
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#32 - billybeee (11/14/2015) [-]
i've replied too two people bringing it up. dafuq?
#36 - anon (11/14/2015) [-]
Well, quit whining. It's a stupid point. I've answered it three times now.
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#38 - billybeee (11/14/2015) [-]
it's hard for someone to see they are replying to the same person when said person is anon
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#25 - billybeee (11/14/2015) [-]
this shit happens literally everyday, but judging by your comment history you seem to only care about it today if people are making these jokes / being how funnyjunk always is
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#29 - thatguycrow (11/14/2015) [-]
Ah yes remember all those posts mocking the dead in Beirut?
Honestly its a little depressing that posts like this can come up which are clearly not funny and completely lacking in any form of compassion for everyone that was killed and you refer to it as "being how funnyjunk always is."

And, regardless of how little other similar incidents are talked about/ "joked" about in this way, if i seem to care about this one a little more, it's because im fucking french.
#57 - wwbcboxer (11/15/2015) [-]
**wwbcboxer used "*roll picture*"**
**wwbcboxer rolled image** Maybe the person poking fun at it isn't French. Don't be a hypocrite. I don't agree with insensitive jokes either, but it happens a lot. If it offends you that much, you're in the wrong place my friend.
#21 - anon (11/14/2015) [-]
140 people died and 300 were injured all because of a shitty governament policy of trying to take in half of the population from a terrorist infested country because "poor arabic people need help"

they do need help
they DESPERATLY need help

IN THEIR FUCKING COUNTRY
NOT HERE


BUT INSTEAD MERKEL ORDERS EUROPE TO COMPLETELY OPEN ITS LEGS BORDERS TO LITERALLY ANYONE FROM THE MIDDLE EAST SYRIA HOPING THAT WILL SOLVE THEIR PROBLEM
WELL GUESS WHAT?
IT FUCKING DOESNT
IT JUST DECREASES THEIR POPULATION DRAMATICALLY
FORCES THEM TO BREED LIKE RABBITS AND YEARS LATER SEND ANOTHER WAVE OF MILLIONS FILLED WITH TERRORISTS HERE BECAUSE THEIR COUNTRIES ARE STILL SHITHOLES FULL OF TERRORISTS

ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING BRAIN REALIZED THAT THIS SHIT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER BEFORE THESE POLICIES WERE EVEN PUT IN MOTION

THE TERM "FRANCE GOT CULTURALLY ENRICHED" MEANS "I KNEW THIS SHIT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AND YOUR POLITICALLY CORRECTNESS GOT 440 PEOPLE KILLED / HURT AND THIS SHIT PROBABLY ISNT OVER BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU THE MIDDLE EAST HAS NEVER
FUCKING EVER
KNEW A DAY OF PEACE
THEY ARE ALWAYS AT WAR WITH EACH OTHER AND ANYONE DIFFERENT THAN THEM
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YOU ARE THE ONLY GARBAGE HERE YOU 10 YEAR OLD RETARD
I BET YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHO ISIS IS
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#23 - thatguycrow (11/14/2015) [-]
Ah yes, this is exactly the result of France and other countries taking in refugees. yup yup yup, just look at all the other attacks in Germany, Sweden, Italy and the UK

OH WAIT.

I find it kind of funny how the point of my comment was that OP manages to show absolutely zero fucking compassion for the people killed and instead decides "nows the time to make some shitty jokes mocking the dead" and from that 2 people have replied buy putting words in my mouth and guessing at what my political peliefs are, whilst completely ignoring my point.
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#31 - thatguycrow (11/14/2015) [-]
>Comparing instability and chaos to a coordinated attack
#28 - anon (11/14/2015) [-]
Well, one of the attackers is confirmed to have come from Syria through Greece during the mass migration so he could attack last night. We don't know the identities of the other attackers yet but...
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#37 - thatguycrow (11/14/2015) [-]
And one of the attackers was confirmed to be a french national. Maybe a few of them got into the country by pretending to be refugees, but its very likely many of them were already in the country for plenty of time beforehand.
#44 - anon (11/14/2015) [-]
So? Your point is that since there are French national terrorists already, letting in a few more isn't a big deal? Some of the terrorist were French nationals so it doesn't matter that others came in with the refugees? Really?! You don't think MINIMIZING the number of terrorists in a country is a good idea?!!!

Oh, I get it. It's some "greater good" leftist hippie douche-bag bullshit? Cool. Be sure to volunteer your family to die by the hands of the refugee terrorists, okay?

It's so easy to be a self-righteous bleeding-heart when you aren't the one burying your family. >>#13

PS Once the "refugees" got past Turkey, they became ECONOMIC REFUGEES. They were perfectly safe in Turkey, and the world could have handled them there. The went to Germany, Norway, France, and etc. for government benefits. They have NO RIGHT to be there. NO ONE has any moral obligation to pay for these people to live, and suggesting so IS NOT racist or mean!
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#17 - anon (11/14/2015) [-]
What race is Islam?

It isn't a race. It's an ideology.

It's people like you that reflexively shout "RAYYYYYCCCCIIIISSSS!!!" to silence opinions you disagree with that create the soft culture needed to propagate terrorism and hate.

Shove your self-righteous attitude up your leftist butt!
#2 - The comic isn't meant to reflect the viewpoint of the creator,…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2015 on Then vs. Now 0
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#5 - zorach (11/13/2015) [-]
But the general attitude is the opposite...
#47 - That doesn't look hot, it looks disgusting 11/13/2015 on (untitled) +2
#16 - >Everybody has social anxiety I feel like you dont…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2015 on Tumblr Comp #4 +2
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#25 - WillyMyAss (11/12/2015) [-]
Absolutly not the same, a depressed person cant get himself out of the hole cause being depressed keeps you from being happy.

Someone with social anxiety can still try to engage in conversation, and it might help. If you dont you're just weak, and arent even willing to try.

in other words:
depression --> shrink
social anxiety --> society

PS if you think your social anxiety is comparable to depression you should just go kill yourself, cause you dont deserve a spot on this earth
#19 - archael (11/11/2015) [-]
Correct. Rather than just saying it's always rude 100% of the time, maybe instead try to coax them out of their shell and insist it's okay to not have the best social skills.
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#23 - WillyMyAss (11/12/2015) [-]
Yeah or just take it from someone who 'had' social anxiety. I got over it because i pretended everybody i talk to is just as scared as me, after a while conversations just came naturally.

Looking on your phone isnt gonna help your issues, trying to get better at social stuff does.
#5 - Probably because it is  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2015 on MFW I'm offered food at my... +9
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#14 - vashadan (11/06/2015) [-]
Well now i feel bad for sharing something i thought was cute.
You, sir, made me question my ways, but to that, i thank thee.
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#12 - ihateeverybodytoo (11/06/2015) [-]
Thanks for the information.
#9 - mikkesem (11/06/2015) [-]
Is it just me, or do asian cultures treat animals like shit?
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#11 - ihateeverybodytoo (11/06/2015) [-]
no it isn't just you.
#114 - Picture 11/05/2015 on Post your favorite WebM +1
#157 - > infinity ward not ******* up black ops is treyarch m80 11/05/2015 on COD:BO III +2
#61 - Im actually doing computer science  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2015 on questions 0
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#67 - makethingsworse (11/05/2015) [-]
That's cool bud. I'm actually going to school for Criminal Psychology... and I bet you can't guess where I work. I was merely looking for a kindred spirit.
#10 - Square boxes are also way easier to make 11/04/2015 on questions +43
#9 - Pizza is a circle because that's an easy shape to make with th…  [+] (26 new replies) 11/04/2015 on questions +433
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#71 - gabikak (11/05/2015) [-]
Slices aren't triangles, but circular sectors
#55 - anon (11/05/2015) [-]
Pizzas are circles because that bake more evenly that way. it's also an easier shape to make
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#48 - shivaspace (11/05/2015) [-]
The slices are not triangles though... they are circular sectors, as the pizza is a circle and not a polygon
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#40 - makethingsworse (11/05/2015) [-]
I found the Psychology major working at Papa Johns.
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#61 - thatguycrow (11/05/2015) [-]
Im actually doing computer science
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#67 - makethingsworse (11/05/2015) [-]
That's cool bud. I'm actually going to school for Criminal Psychology... and I bet you can't guess where I work. I was merely looking for a kindred spirit.
#54 - anon (11/05/2015) [-]
Psychology is actually a very in demand major.
You do have to get a masters in it though, but that's the same with engineering as an example.
#49 - migueldecervantes (11/05/2015) [-]
You are being very original here.
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#68 - makethingsworse (11/05/2015) [-]
Says the guy that is using a dead novelists name as his username. You're being a real OG right now, bud.
#78 - migueldecervantes (11/06/2015) [-]
It's actually my real name as well, you idiotic inbred.
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#79 - makethingsworse (11/06/2015) [-]
So you used your real name as your username? Incredibly original. Also with a name like that you think it wise to make presumptions about someone else's family history? Interesting perspective you have, sir.

I honestly don't have a problem with you. I'm just fucking with ya, bud. Buenas noches.
#80 - migueldecervantes (11/06/2015) [-]
"So you used your real name as your username?" No, I used the writer's, you fucking idiot. Nah, I'm kidding. It's just that it's mine and the one of the greatest writer in history. Also, I'm a writer as well. You could say he's my idol. Why shouldn't I use his name?

"Incredibly original." Usernames don't have to be original. Comments had better be, though, in my opinion.

"Also with a name like that you think it wise to make presumptions about someone else's family history?" I'm not even sure as to what you are trying to say right now. Are you claiming the De Cervantes family had a lot of consanguinity in its history? You would be utterly wrong. Are you saying you're not extremely inbred? You'd be even more wrong.

"Interesting perspective you have, sir." They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I can see why now.

"I honestly don't have a problem with you." You do. You're just not self-aware enough to understand your own homoerotic feelings.

"I'm just fucking with ya, bud." In your dreams, that is.

"Buenas noches." Get your fucking beaner ass outta my country, son. <3

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#81 - makethingsworse (11/06/2015) [-]
Goddamn you're making me hard over here, broh. Stop your typing and wiggle those fingers into my sweet virgin asshole. You and me we can take a trip to poundtown after our Journey to Parnaso. Mmnmmm. Gonna Wangjangle my Flim flam into your pottery barm. Oh yeah. You're gonna fuck me so hard I'm going to go deaf, and change my career to general surgery. We're gonna move to Madrid and have a son and we'll name him Michael Douglas Cervantes. I'm gonna Buenos all over your noches.
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#31 - Spitfirex (11/05/2015) [-]
cutting a pizza into squares is a lot easier. it probably has something to with portions or something.
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#64 - mechgeek (11/05/2015) [-]
Why were you born wrong.
#51 - anon (11/05/2015) [-]
Lazy Plebeian
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#73 - Spitfirex (11/05/2015) [-]
Your preference doesn't make me wrong. I used to work with a bunch of Italian fuckers
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#47 - sequel (11/05/2015) [-]
Unless the pizza has no crust to hold on to, triangle slices is best.
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#32 - crazyitalian (11/05/2015) [-]
square pizza slices are the most disappointing things on this earth tho, unless its a sheet i expect my triangles dammit
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#75 - Spitfirex (11/05/2015) [-]
Sicilian pizza is pretty good, but the middle is an pain in the ass
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#74 - Mawxter (11/05/2015) [-]
Someone has never had Jets before
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#76 - Spitfirex (11/05/2015) [-]
Because I live in the nj-ny area, where pizza is actually pizza. Not dough with shitty cheese
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#62 - dicloniusmaximus (11/05/2015) [-]
I have worked at both Pizza Hut and Dominos. Pizza Hut was far easier to cut the pizzas, because they have a huge ass half-moon looking cutter. Dominos sucked because it was small cutters and square slices.

TL;DR- Triangles are better than squares.
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#72 - Spitfirex (11/05/2015) [-]
I worked at serval family owned pizza shops and unfortunately papa johns, cutting " Sicilian its a type of pizza that's usually square " is way easier with less effort. It's six lines people.
#28 - anon (11/05/2015) [-]
I bet you're fun at parties
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#10 - thatguycrow (11/04/2015) [-]
Square boxes are also way easier to make