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thatevanguy

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/18/2011
Last Login:2/26/2014
Location:USA
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#82 - Yeah.... ******** . The Japanese were a violent and cruel…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2013 on Japan -17
User avatar #161 - thatevanguy (03/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, fuck you guys too.
User avatar #128 - vortix (03/03/2013) [-]
wow .... um
i have no words ... just lol.
#99 - theasguard (03/03/2013) [-]
#89 - doctorhorrible (03/03/2013) [-]
You are a perfect example of a moron who judges a nation by watching action movies.
#85 - superafromanxd (03/03/2013) [-]
hehe are u implying that getting graped by a tentacle monster is a bad thing?
#56 - And Brave wins best picture..... ******** …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on Wreck it Ralph Poem +4
#59 - jwpro (03/03/2013) [-]
agreed SO MUCH, literally just watched it for the first time 3 and a half hours ago.
and for the 2nd time 1 hour and 45 minutes ago (about the length of the movie (its 1:41:??).
#203 - Pardon me? The answer to what exactly, I don't seem to remembe…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2013 on Worst Birthday 0
User avatar #212 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2013) [-]
"I'd rather have money, at least I could buy a decent computer, some games, and a pizza and celebrate my own birthday my way."

Since you don't have money, then you wouldn't know the answer to how happy you would be with money. I assumed you don't have money because you said that you can't afford pizza.
User avatar #214 - thatevanguy (03/03/2013) [-]
I've had money before, and believe me, it makes you feel much happier.


There's something called Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, which relates to the needs for a person, and consequently, the higher your basic needs are achieved, the more successful and thus happy you will be in life. In the United States at least, you cannot achieve even the most basic needs (food, water, shelter) without money, and will likely die without intervention from the state or family members.

Have a look, and then tell me money doesn't buy happiness: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow's_hierarchy_of_needs
#125 - I've had at least 2 hours worth of homework every night since …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on There's no homework in Finland 0
#195 - That's ******** , it's hard to have a good time when you…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2013 on Worst Birthday 0
User avatar #200 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2013) [-]
You don't seem bright enough to be rich enough to actually find out the answer to that.
User avatar #203 - thatevanguy (03/03/2013) [-]
Pardon me? The answer to what exactly, I don't seem to remember addressing or posing a question in my previous statement.


Please elaborate on your claim.
User avatar #212 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2013) [-]
"I'd rather have money, at least I could buy a decent computer, some games, and a pizza and celebrate my own birthday my way."

Since you don't have money, then you wouldn't know the answer to how happy you would be with money. I assumed you don't have money because you said that you can't afford pizza.
User avatar #214 - thatevanguy (03/03/2013) [-]
I've had money before, and believe me, it makes you feel much happier.


There's something called Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, which relates to the needs for a person, and consequently, the higher your basic needs are achieved, the more successful and thus happy you will be in life. In the United States at least, you cannot achieve even the most basic needs (food, water, shelter) without money, and will likely die without intervention from the state or family members.

Have a look, and then tell me money doesn't buy happiness: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow's_hierarchy_of_needs
#247 - You're not the only one, I think I would pay them to work there.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on The Tower of Jeb +1
#248 - blaabyman (03/03/2013) [-]
If I met them, which is unlikely since I live in Canada, I wouldn't do what most people would do when they see famous people, instead, I would treat them like I would a normal friend. That would truely be the highest form of respect.
#240 - The three games with the worst graphics where they did, in fac…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on Rollie Pollies -1
User avatar #241 - dreamthrow (03/03/2013) [-]
But none of those games have Grunts whose heads look so awful. You have to admit that Halo 4's grunts look literally retarded.
#3177133 - Actually, I have a few hundred in a pending trade request at a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3177150 - collaborativevssm (03/02/2013) [-]
Ah okay lol. Yeah go ahead and send.
#3177105 - Any public VSSM online?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3177113 - collaborativevssm (03/02/2013) [-]
Dude you have 7 tokens lol, wait a while.
User avatar #3177133 - thatevanguy (03/02/2013) [-]
Actually, I have a few hundred in a pending trade request at another slot, wondering if I should cancel the request.

But if you insist, I'll wait.
User avatar #3177150 - collaborativevssm (03/02/2013) [-]
Ah okay lol. Yeah go ahead and send.
#126 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Facebook (1) -13
#135 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
Get out.
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#97 - In all honesty, I would just say **** it and finish sho…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Sharpest nipples in campus 0
#117 - autoxx (03/02/2013) [-]
Plus you can't burn to death if you are covered in water...
User avatar #126 - thisisspartah (03/02/2013) [-]
yes but the fire can boil the water burning you to death
#127 - autoxx (03/02/2013) [-]
Nope, constant stream of water carries away the burney particles.
That's why showers are so comfortable, we instinctively know that nothing can harm us in there as long as the shower curtain is closed.
User avatar #135 - bruce lee (03/02/2013) [-]
You're telling me if my house is ever on fire, I should just sit in the shower and turn it on and nothing would happen to me?
#137 - autoxx (03/02/2013) [-]
Exactly, it is the same as being under the covers when there are monsters, murderers, or uncle Frank in your room.
User avatar #141 - bruce lee (03/02/2013) [-]
I find that very hard to believe. Nobody would die in a house fire then.
#143 - autoxx (03/02/2013) [-]
No one does, the NEWS just reports it that way so kids don't play with matches.
#147 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
No, people die in house fires all the time. They just don't get burnt, they suffocate from the smoke. Still, being in a shower as all your pipes are super heated and the water in them comes to a boil is not a great idea.
#148 - autoxx (03/02/2013) [-]
You are 12 aren't you?
Densemotherfucker.jpg
#151 - anonymous (03/03/2013) [-]
FEMA reports 3500 deaths in fires every year, not including people who die later in the hospital from injuries. I've seen reports near 5000.

Now stop trying to sound like a tough guy and look at the official reported numbers before running your mouth and please, for the love of god, get over your superiority complex.
#152 - autoxx (03/03/2013) [-]
Read the whole conversation you idiot.
"Exactly, it is the same as being under the covers when there are monsters, murderers, or uncle Frank in your room. "
"That's why showers are so comfortable, we instinctively know that nothing can harm us in there as long as the shower curtain is closed. "
"what about if the fire gets into the water valve and it showers fire? "

Do these sound like someone serious?
This is FUNNYjunk retard, go get a sense of humor, make an account, and maybe then you can have an opinion.
User avatar #146 - bruce lee (03/02/2013) [-]
now it makes sense.
User avatar #128 - thisisspartah (03/02/2013) [-]
what about if the fire gets into the water valve and it showers fire?
#129 - autoxx (03/02/2013) [-]
OH GAWD.
There is no hope.
#205 - So 2 years ago, AKA Halo: Reach is nostalgia for you? …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Rollie Pollies -1
User avatar #239 - dreamthrow (03/03/2013) [-]
I'm referring to the ones from the original three Halos.
User avatar #240 - thatevanguy (03/03/2013) [-]
The three games with the worst graphics where they did, in fact, look like a parade of tards....
User avatar #241 - dreamthrow (03/03/2013) [-]
But none of those games have Grunts whose heads look so awful. You have to admit that Halo 4's grunts look literally retarded.
#524 - Same, let us know, I'll bet there are plenty of ******* … 03/01/2013 on POW! Right in the feel 0
#85 - ******* After-Alpha pussy. Real men follow the sun and …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2013 on Minecraft freedom +12
#106 - theflamingfire (02/28/2013) [-]
Alpha that's cute
#108 - Sun Drop is some good **** , more lemoney than Sprite or…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2013 on They are real 0
#128 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [-]
Sundrop is closer to Mountain dew or Mello Yellow than it is Sprite or 7-up. It is very popular down here in the southern United States.
#148 - It would in a perfect vacuum, such as space.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2013 on Balls -1
User avatar #151 - LePedobear (03/01/2013) [-]
it would still spread when it falls
#100 - Could be some sort of engineered/tempered mercury...that *…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2013 on Balls -2
User avatar #103 - matttboyagain (02/28/2013) [-]
It it could be a computer animation. Shit's crazy.
#102 - comanderspy (02/28/2013) [-]
nope, if it were mercure, or at least galium, the liquid would spread, it would not end up perfectly in a circle when it collapses
User avatar #148 - thatevanguy (02/28/2013) [-]
It would in a perfect vacuum, such as space.
User avatar #151 - LePedobear (03/01/2013) [-]
it would still spread when it falls
#349 - Agnostic Atheist seems pretty damn accurate for my opinions anyway.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2013 on religion, bitches. +1
#354 - coolcalx (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm an Agnostic Atheist as well. I don't like the idea of "strong" atheism (gnostic atheism). it seems incredibly childish and illogical to say that you know a higher deity doesn't exist. I prefer to acknowledge that I have no idea, and try to live in a way that would please God (or whomever may be in charge of the universe).

>inb4 one cannot enter the kingdom of heaven on good deeds alone
I know the verse. I've read the entire Bible.
if God doesn't let me into heaven even though I tried my best to live how he taught us to live, then I wouldn't want to worship him anyway.

>inb4 the purpose of being a Christian isn't to be nice to others, but to have a direct relationship with God.
I tried that before. he never acknowledged my existence.

>inb4 coolstorybro.jpg
you're damn right it is.
#505 - ainise (02/28/2013) [-]
This is pretty much Agnostic Theist.

I'm an Agnostic Atheist, though I argue as if I was a gnostic atheist... I don't do anything to serve any god. I put Gods in the same realm as Unicorns or the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Sure I can't prove they haven't existed, and never will exist, but I'm damn sure not going to believe a Unicorn Salesmen.
#506 - coolcalx (02/28/2013) [-]
"This is pretty much Agnostic Theist."

no, because I don't think a higher being exists. I follow the philosophies of people like Jesus Christ and Siddhartha Gautama simply because they're good ideas, and I think society would be better if other people did the same
#1127 - Where u been man? :(  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2013 on strongslotmachine's profile 0
#1135 - strongslotmachine (03/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've really been slacking for the past few weeks :/
Been trying to focus mainly on schoolwork
Grades have been slightly going down
Don't want to lose my GPA or class ranking :/
User avatar #1136 - strongslotmachine (03/09/2013) [-]
luluQ MYSTICxxCAT

I'm going to try to be online more.
This one AP class is kinda taking a hit on me,
as is my French 4 class, with all of these projects that I have to do.
#28 - Sorry, haven't gotten a chance to get back on much. … 02/28/2013 on thatevanguy's profile 0
#21 - Agreed. 02/26/2013 on Captain Kirk Failed Him 0
#26 - Done.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2013 on thatevanguy's profile 0
User avatar #27 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
Can you send the offer please?? I'm a little busy with the plot... Sorry I took so long
User avatar #28 - thatevanguy (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, haven't gotten a chance to get back on much.


Still need the fiend stuff?
#24 - x2 fab set, x2 radioactive chest, and x6 thumb chest for every…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2013 on thatevanguy's profile 0
User avatar #25 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
x2 fab set, x2 radioactive chest, and x4 thumb chest... that
User avatar #26 - thatevanguy (02/26/2013) [-]
Done.
User avatar #27 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
Can you send the offer please?? I'm a little busy with the plot... Sorry I took so long
User avatar #28 - thatevanguy (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, haven't gotten a chance to get back on much.


Still need the fiend stuff?
#22 - Your chests sets idea sounded fine to me.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2013 on thatevanguy's profile 0
User avatar #23 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
How many and what kind of chests??
User avatar #24 - thatevanguy (02/26/2013) [-]
x2 fab set, x2 radioactive chest, and x6 thumb chest for every fiend related item I've got.
User avatar #25 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
x2 fab set, x2 radioactive chest, and x4 thumb chest... that
User avatar #26 - thatevanguy (02/26/2013) [-]
Done.
User avatar #27 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
Can you send the offer please?? I'm a little busy with the plot... Sorry I took so long
User avatar #28 - thatevanguy (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, haven't gotten a chance to get back on much.


Still need the fiend stuff?
#3123168 - Sure. 02/26/2013 on Play items 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #21 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
Ok I'm interested in your fiends... let's talk about bussiness

What do you want?
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatevanguy (02/26/2013) [-]
Your chests sets idea sounded fine to me.
User avatar #23 to #22 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
How many and what kind of chests??
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatevanguy (02/26/2013) [-]
x2 fab set, x2 radioactive chest, and x6 thumb chest for every fiend related item I've got.
User avatar #25 to #24 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
x2 fab set, x2 radioactive chest, and x4 thumb chest... that
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatevanguy (02/26/2013) [-]
Done.
User avatar #27 to #26 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
Can you send the offer please?? I'm a little busy with the plot... Sorry I took so long
User avatar #28 to #27 - thatevanguy (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, haven't gotten a chance to get back on much.


Still need the fiend stuff?
User avatar #20 - sexymossantamby (02/22/2013) [-]
for my cheese id like met books
User avatar #18 to #17 - thatevanguy (02/18/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
#11 - jgcamaro (02/17/2013) [-]
can i buy slendertoast?
User avatar #12 to #11 - thatevanguy (02/17/2013) [-]
Make an offer.
#13 to #12 - jgcamaro (02/17/2013) [-]
watcha looking for?
User avatar #15 to #13 - thatevanguy (02/17/2013) [-]
You can do better than that, I don't want to take a loss on it.
#16 to #15 - jgcamaro (02/17/2013) [-]
then send a trade
User avatar #14 to #13 - thatevanguy (02/17/2013) [-]
Nothing in particular, just preferably something I don't have.
#10 - deafitems (02/14/2013) [-]
Is there anything you want for your items.
User avatar #8 to #7 - thatevanguy (02/04/2013) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #9 to #8 - strongslotmachine (02/04/2013) [-]
No problem <3
User avatar #5 - sexymossantamby (02/01/2013) [-]
selling ur coal
User avatar #6 to #5 - thatevanguy (02/01/2013) [-]
Nope, sorry.
User avatar #1 - hackrobotman (12/09/2012) [-]
I only want things I don't have or just demonic ores and ingots. Nothing else.
User avatar #2 to #1 - hackrobotman (12/09/2012) [-]
Though I owuld also like your purple hoof.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatevanguy (12/09/2012) [-]
Purple Hoof and 1x demonic ingot for the chest?
User avatar #4 to #3 - hackrobotman (12/10/2012) [-]
sorry it's late. Send the trade.
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