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Date Signed Up:11/18/2011
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#99 - .... I can't...describe why this gives me a feel... 03/25/2012 on Me boobsta +2
#152 - I never saw the ending of the original series... Dafa…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2012 on Water Bending 0
User avatar #158 - donatellotmnt (03/23/2012) [-]
Yah he did. Prince Zuko helped him out along with a bunch of the other characters you met along the way in the series.
#169 - You're outdated. 03/23/2012 on Gadgets 10 years ago and now -9
#305 - *posts facts* *gets red thumbs* Thanks Funnyjunk. 03/22/2012 on Perspective 0
#146 - It became a German territory after occupation in 1939. In fact…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/22/2012 on Perspective -2
#150 - N. Korean citizen (03/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I suppose that a rag-tag group of citizens are going to stand up to an army of over
1,250,000 (that's the rough number of the SS alone) and have some kind of effect? I mean alright, it would've been noble of them to make an attempt, but it would have been a futile one never the less.
User avatar #177 - Fgner (03/22/2012) [-]
The same logic applied to the people on the 9/11 planes will see how big of a moron he is. Especially since the people on the planes weren't actually all that outmatched relative to the Germans under Hitler's reign.
#180 - N. Korean citizen (03/22/2012) [-]
Dont worry about it Haha, He clearly has no common sense to think that farmers could stand up to an elite military force.
#305 - thatevanguy (03/22/2012) [-]
*posts facts* *gets red thumbs*


Thanks Funnyjunk.
#189 - Fgner (03/22/2012) [-]
Today anon was a pretty cool guy.
#27 - He still has the nicest looking signature... 03/22/2012 on I hate it when this happens +6
#138 - "No one honestly knew a lot about what they did to Jews a…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/22/2012 on Perspective -3
#171 - Fgner (03/22/2012) [-]
So let me get this straight... Because they didn't want to fight the strongest military force at the time with pitchforks and knives... They are a part of the Holocaust?

Okay, so the hundreds of people on the 9/11 planes were terrorists too. I mean, it's their fault for not attacking the captors with weapons!

And btw, what the fuck Aushcwitz wasn't Germany? That's fucking Poland.
#143 - N. Korean citizen (03/22/2012) [-]
And what is it exactly that you would expect the citizens do? If they started some kind of Partisan rebellion, they would have been either slaughtered or put in the camps too,
Also, maybe check your fucking facts, Auschwitz was in Poland, so how could the german citizens live close to it? Idiot /rant off
User avatar #146 - thatevanguy (03/22/2012) [-]
It became a German territory after occupation in 1939. In fact, German citizens were given free land to help promote the immigration into new territories such as Poland.

They could've fucking done something, left the damn country at least, not stayed there while millions of people are being slaughtered outside your back door.
#150 - N. Korean citizen (03/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I suppose that a rag-tag group of citizens are going to stand up to an army of over
1,250,000 (that's the rough number of the SS alone) and have some kind of effect? I mean alright, it would've been noble of them to make an attempt, but it would have been a futile one never the less.
User avatar #177 - Fgner (03/22/2012) [-]
The same logic applied to the people on the 9/11 planes will see how big of a moron he is. Especially since the people on the planes weren't actually all that outmatched relative to the Germans under Hitler's reign.
#180 - N. Korean citizen (03/22/2012) [-]
Dont worry about it Haha, He clearly has no common sense to think that farmers could stand up to an elite military force.
#305 - thatevanguy (03/22/2012) [-]
*posts facts* *gets red thumbs*


Thanks Funnyjunk.
#189 - Fgner (03/22/2012) [-]
Today anon was a pretty cool guy.
#236 - "Barely gets screen time" T-Dog has ha… 03/22/2012 on Bitch Please! +1
#121 - You still caused the Holocaust. I personally believe …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/22/2012 on Perspective -11
User avatar #135 - Blowpophead (03/22/2012) [-]
are you serious? germany had nothing to do with the US thats why we didn't nuke them, because they weren't a threat. anyhow America is a pretty shitty country too. dont joke about nuking countrie, that shit isen't funny
#128 - Fgner (03/22/2012) [-]
1) No, Hitler did. Germans hate Hitler for that, we tried to kill him numerous times. But those were desperate times, and people believed him because he was such a good speaker. No one honestly knew a lot about what they did to Jews and stuff until after the war, the propaganda was just like "hey it's a family experience and fun!"
2) We prove we are sorry by keeping a small military, and playing nice with everyone!
3) You are a fucking moron. We nuked Japan because they were fucking bat-shit crazy. They wouldn't have surrendered if we invaded mainland until we stomped up to the damn palace gates, and we would have had huge casualties. Germany, however, we knew we could stop just by killing Hitler and the generals.
4) We were going to dipshit, but for some reason it was taking them a while to develop an experimental weapon that they'd only built twice before using resources they just started synthesizing and testing. Who would have thought they can't just pop those out of their asses!
5) I'm American, but I love Germany because it's a great country, the people are great, the economy is great, et cetera.
User avatar #138 - thatevanguy (03/22/2012) [-]
"No one honestly knew a lot about what they did to Jews and stuff until after the war"

FALSE.

Everyone knew what was going on in the concentration camps. German citizens lived extremely close to death caps like Auschwitz because it needed to be centrally located so the train cars bringing in the Jews in like cattle could be brought in to the local station. Everybody knew what was going on, they just chose to ignore it.

In fact, after Americans liberated several death camps nearing the end of the war, they asked the local townspeople how they couldn't have noticed the smell of burning and decaying bodies just yards from their back door. Their general response? "We didn't care"

And THAT is how 1000's of German citizens got assigned to bury the piles of dead bodies that the Nazi's left behind.


~The more you know.
#171 - Fgner (03/22/2012) [-]
So let me get this straight... Because they didn't want to fight the strongest military force at the time with pitchforks and knives... They are a part of the Holocaust?

Okay, so the hundreds of people on the 9/11 planes were terrorists too. I mean, it's their fault for not attacking the captors with weapons!

And btw, what the fuck Aushcwitz wasn't Germany? That's fucking Poland.
#143 - N. Korean citizen (03/22/2012) [-]
And what is it exactly that you would expect the citizens do? If they started some kind of Partisan rebellion, they would have been either slaughtered or put in the camps too,
Also, maybe check your fucking facts, Auschwitz was in Poland, so how could the german citizens live close to it? Idiot /rant off
User avatar #146 - thatevanguy (03/22/2012) [-]
It became a German territory after occupation in 1939. In fact, German citizens were given free land to help promote the immigration into new territories such as Poland.

They could've fucking done something, left the damn country at least, not stayed there while millions of people are being slaughtered outside your back door.
#150 - N. Korean citizen (03/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I suppose that a rag-tag group of citizens are going to stand up to an army of over
1,250,000 (that's the rough number of the SS alone) and have some kind of effect? I mean alright, it would've been noble of them to make an attempt, but it would have been a futile one never the less.
User avatar #177 - Fgner (03/22/2012) [-]
The same logic applied to the people on the 9/11 planes will see how big of a moron he is. Especially since the people on the planes weren't actually all that outmatched relative to the Germans under Hitler's reign.
#180 - N. Korean citizen (03/22/2012) [-]
Dont worry about it Haha, He clearly has no common sense to think that farmers could stand up to an elite military force.
#305 - thatevanguy (03/22/2012) [-]
*posts facts* *gets red thumbs*


Thanks Funnyjunk.
#189 - Fgner (03/22/2012) [-]
Today anon was a pretty cool guy.
#67 - Picture 03/22/2012 on Every University Ever +1
#60 - THE FUCK IS THAT?! 03/22/2012 on Haters Gonna Hate 0
#100 - You've got the username brony.... Holy shit. 03/22/2012 on Time is ticking away... -2
#119 - Crush: Heyyy Me: You want my dick? :O Crush:… 03/22/2012 on That moment when your crush... 0
#157 - Your pets are always secretly trying to kill you..... 03/22/2012 on run to the hills 0
#345 - Obama doesn't approve of science or atheist posts. 03/22/2012 on Dawkins sums it up right +1
#39 - If I could find one, I would.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2012 on Bad haircuts 0
#41 - TimeWarpRaped (03/22/2012) [-]
I don't know if there are any major chain barbershops, but find someone who is a barber that you know or a friend's friend. My stepdad has had the same barber since he was my age because he followed him around to the random barbershops he has worked at, and now the same guy does mine. tl;dr Don't be afraid of little shitty looking places, those owned by black people or hispanics are usually better at that type of hair, find a person who is a barber and follow them, Great Clips is not a good place to go for short hair. I don't know how you get yours so sorry.
#132 - hokiefan (03/22/2012) [-]
the tl;dr was the same length, if not longer, than what you originally wrote.....no hate just stating a fact
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#142 - TimeWarpRaped (03/22/2012) [-]
yeah, i noticed that.
#64 - Mike is doomed. Still, the blonde is cute... 03/22/2012 on That's awkward 0
#35 - I swear to god, there are no professional barbers left today. …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2012 on Bad haircuts +11
User avatar #49 - commontroll (03/22/2012) [-]
I found a place in the mall nearby me. They're actually really good there, every time I've gone there I've been extremely pleased with my haircut.
#38 - TimeWarpRaped (03/22/2012) [-]
Go to an actual barbershop maybe?
User avatar #39 - thatevanguy (03/22/2012) [-]
If I could find one, I would.
#41 - TimeWarpRaped (03/22/2012) [-]
I don't know if there are any major chain barbershops, but find someone who is a barber that you know or a friend's friend. My stepdad has had the same barber since he was my age because he followed him around to the random barbershops he has worked at, and now the same guy does mine. tl;dr Don't be afraid of little shitty looking places, those owned by black people or hispanics are usually better at that type of hair, find a person who is a barber and follow them, Great Clips is not a good place to go for short hair. I don't know how you get yours so sorry.
#132 - hokiefan (03/22/2012) [-]
the tl;dr was the same length, if not longer, than what you originally wrote.....no hate just stating a fact
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#142 - TimeWarpRaped (03/22/2012) [-]
yeah, i noticed that.
#20 - Nope. He's with Chuck Testa now...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2012 on le flying goat +39
#38 - Bigmk (03/22/2012) [-]
You probably thought that Mountain Goat was alive.
Nope, it was taxadermized by Chuck Testa.
I specialize in the most lifelike dead animals anywhere. Period.
#158 - The feels... That's so sweet. 03/22/2012 on Daughters 0
#345 - k 03/22/2012 on Truth hurts +2
#55 - Not sure what county you live in, but according to the Nationa…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2012 on I did ask +2
User avatar #213 - quietrobert (03/22/2012) [-]
This was a long time ago in UK. They have this law today, but there are still some teachers who are drunk on their power and just don't have a clue. My nephew had the same problem recently. I told him "Just pee anyway little man" and he did. My sister wasn't happy.
#82 - kingviking (03/22/2012) [-]
I had kidney problems for holdinh my pee for too long. It hurts like a bitch
#1 - Picture 03/22/2012 on peeing +1
#323 - Hmm, yes quite. I'm sure the boobs have nothing to do with it.…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2012 on Truth hurts +3
User avatar #325 - jimthehellhog (03/22/2012) [-]
dont get me wrong i personally thinks its the tits and ass as well although a clever way of explaining said "phenomenon"
#2 - Picture 03/22/2012 on America 0
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User avatar #21 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
Ok I'm interested in your fiends... let's talk about bussiness

What do you want?
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatevanguy (02/26/2013) [-]
Your chests sets idea sounded fine to me.
User avatar #23 to #22 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
How many and what kind of chests??
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatevanguy (02/26/2013) [-]
x2 fab set, x2 radioactive chest, and x6 thumb chest for every fiend related item I've got.
User avatar #25 to #24 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
x2 fab set, x2 radioactive chest, and x4 thumb chest... that
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatevanguy (02/26/2013) [-]
Done.
User avatar #27 to #26 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
Can you send the offer please?? I'm a little busy with the plot... Sorry I took so long
User avatar #28 to #27 - thatevanguy (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, haven't gotten a chance to get back on much.


Still need the fiend stuff?
User avatar #20 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
for my cheese id like met books
User avatar #19 - lyraheartstrings (02/19/2013) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #18 to #17 - thatevanguy (02/18/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #11 - jgcamaro (02/17/2013) [-]
can i buy slendertoast?
User avatar #12 to #11 - thatevanguy (02/17/2013) [-]
Make an offer.
User avatar #13 to #12 - jgcamaro (02/17/2013) [-]
watcha looking for?
User avatar #15 to #13 - thatevanguy (02/17/2013) [-]
You can do better than that, I don't want to take a loss on it.
User avatar #16 to #15 - jgcamaro (02/17/2013) [-]
then send a trade
User avatar #14 to #13 - thatevanguy (02/17/2013) [-]
Nothing in particular, just preferably something I don't have.
#10 - deafitems (02/14/2013) [-]
Is there anything you want for your items.
User avatar #8 to #7 - thatevanguy (02/04/2013) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #9 to #8 - strongslotmachine (02/04/2013) [-]
No problem <3
User avatar #5 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
selling ur coal
User avatar #6 to #5 - thatevanguy (02/01/2013) [-]
Nope, sorry.
User avatar #1 - hackrobotman (12/09/2012) [-]
I only want things I don't have or just demonic ores and ingots. Nothing else.
User avatar #2 to #1 - hackrobotman (12/09/2012) [-]
Though I owuld also like your purple hoof.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatevanguy (12/09/2012) [-]
Purple Hoof and 1x demonic ingot for the chest?
User avatar #4 to #3 - hackrobotman (12/10/2012) [-]
sorry it's late. Send the trade.
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