Ok, Justin Bieber's dick is tiny.

Are you happy?

that would mean....bigger potato?

(insert down sydrome peoples here)

Clearly these people aren't your friends anyways, so it's good riddance.

I know damn well how Social Hierarchies work, I just choose to not give a shit about it. I have all my friends and other people I like enough on my Facebook, and I don't give a flying fuck about all those faggots you've just described.

So, some people in school will think you're an asshole for not accepting certain people. Who cares.

-See people in school/at work that you did not add
-They ask why you did not add them
-Makes huge scene because whiny little bitch with 900 friends that never gets unfriended/denied
-Person claims you're the asshole for not accepting friend request
-Go home, other people have unfriended you
-Congrats, you now know who are actually your friends.

Fixed it for you, my good sir.

That's normal if you're commenting on someone's status, I think.

Achievement Unlocked: Repost actually getting thumbed down. I haven't seen this happen in almost a year. O.O

yea i dont want to end up noseless

crap and i have surgery tomorrow

Let's hope the earthquake doesn't hit as he's cutting into you. That would be quite unfortunate.

yea i dont want to end up noseless

so i need to wait another day?...............

I'd imagine it would occur simultaneously with the rest of the world, but technically yes.

crap and i have surgery tomorrow

Let's hope the earthquake doesn't hit as he's cutting into you. That would be quite unfortunate.

yea i dont want to end up noseless

its 21/12/12 here in pakistan

The Mayans were from the central/south American east coast, so they would technically operate by Eastern Standard Time.


Just wait....for something that probably won't happen....

so i need to wait another day?...............

I'd imagine it would occur simultaneously with the rest of the world, but technically yes.

crap and i have surgery tomorrow

Let's hope the earthquake doesn't hit as he's cutting into you. That would be quite unfortunate.

yea i dont want to end up noseless

Daily?! Whoa that seems a bit much. After all explosm has 4 artists. I only have lonely little old me. Thanks anyways though. Very kind words.

It's OC, surprised everyone thinks its from another website. I never thought my comics were THAT good.

They are, usually FunnyJunk does not have OC this good. Or if their jokes are good, they clusterfuck it with ragefaces because they lack artistic ability. You sir have both, make your own website and upload one of these daily, and you could have the next explosm.net on your hands.

Daily?! Whoa that seems a bit much. After all explosm has 4 artists. I only have lonely little old me. Thanks anyways though. Very kind words.

agree'd