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Date Signed Up:11/18/2011
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#73 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Soccer moms +1
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#246 - **thatevanguy rolled a random comment #6184611 posted by t… 10/10/2013 on Legend +1
#31 - Oh Minecraft, I love you so...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on Minecraft in a shellnut +8
User avatar #140 - rhinocerous (10/09/2013) [-]
Where...how...
#26 - **thatevanguy rolls 29** 10/08/2013 on at the subway 0
#34 - Go **** yourself with a rake you *********… 10/07/2013 on you fucking suck +5
#82 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on gta V servers 0
#114 - rakuraimasuta (10/07/2013) [-]
#155 - Agreed, its fallen into the pits of hell and sure as **…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on Birthday. +8
User avatar #211 - crimsontyyde (10/07/2013) [-]
This site has been comment run for ages.
#133 - They put wire in the flag so that it would remain in a "w… 10/06/2013 on *Find +2
#74 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2013 on You are so HD... I mean... 0
#77 - vinylshark Comment deleted by thatevanguy
#83 - Okay, we have more in common than I thought. T…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2013 on My First Confession Bear 0
User avatar #85 - Kairyuka (10/03/2013) [-]
Oh? The relationships I've seen are great and healthy relationships between to equally awesome and passionate individuals with similar tastes. There is simply no one compatible with me, that's all. So I'm going to be all alone in this stupid world, and if I was a bit less stupid then I could just be happy with all that, but nooo. I need a lobotomy
#79 - As a fellow lonely, let me give you some pointers. Ig…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/03/2013 on My First Confession Bear 0
User avatar #80 - Kairyuka (10/03/2013) [-]
And you think those things make me better? I know I'm an idiot for craving it, I know I'm a broken freak for crying every night and wishing I could cuddle with Her. In any case it's just a privilege and I should be happy without it. But I'm not.
User avatar #83 - thatevanguy (10/03/2013) [-]
Okay, we have more in common than I thought.


There's nothing I can say to help you with that situation bro, I do know that feel and it's crushing. I'm just lucky I have the (rather amazing) ability to block out all of the bad shit in my life, given the stuff that has happened, I should be far more depressed than I really am, or will allow myself to be. I guess you could say I'm emotionally dead at this point.

Not going to pry for detail and don't feel obligated to supply any at all, but some girls (or, all girls, haven't seen an exception yet) are very strange. I literally have tried to study their behavior like some new alien species, and I don't know what makes them go after the guys that they do. There's no reason for it, some of them are the biggest douchebags ever, yet they have the prettiest, sweetest, best girlfriends society can offer.

Maybe it's a masculinity thing, when you can't even walk up and say hi to someone you like, maybe they consider that pathetic and just ignore you. Maybe it's all looks and we're just the ugly duckings. Maybe nice guys really do finish last. I have no idea, your guess is as good as mine.

Good luck.
User avatar #85 - Kairyuka (10/03/2013) [-]
Oh? The relationships I've seen are great and healthy relationships between to equally awesome and passionate individuals with similar tastes. There is simply no one compatible with me, that's all. So I'm going to be all alone in this stupid world, and if I was a bit less stupid then I could just be happy with all that, but nooo. I need a lobotomy
#64 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2013 on Krabs Feels +1
#84 - daniboyi (10/03/2013) [-]
#68 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 10/03/2013 on You are so HD... I mean... 0
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#25 - Yeah, it sucks down here... 10/03/2013 on so thats how it works 0
#19 - USB 1.1 Get on my level.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2013 on so thats how it works 0
User avatar #20 - homebray (10/03/2013) [-]
no thanks
User avatar #25 - thatevanguy (10/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, it sucks down here...
#121 - Complete opposite? HOW DARE YOU INVOKE SUCH DISGRACE UPON HIS …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2013 on oh tumblr +1
User avatar #127 - lordmoldywart (10/03/2013) [-]
nope
#178 - There's absolutely no middle ground. Republicans don't want to… 10/02/2013 on Facebook. 0
#118 - All of the RoosterTeeth love....this makes me happy. 10/02/2013 on oh tumblr +2
#115 - You're never heard of THE Gavin Free? Named most intelligent, …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/02/2013 on oh tumblr +1
User avatar #120 - lordmoldywart (10/02/2013) [-]
Actually, upon looking up his wiki I see he's the Gavin from Achievement Hunters. I loved their GTA4 videos, and from what I remember from those videos - he is the complete opposite of intelligent, witty and amazing
User avatar #121 - thatevanguy (10/02/2013) [-]
Complete opposite? HOW DARE YOU INVOKE SUCH DISGRACE UPON HIS NOBLE NAME, I'LL SEE THAT YOUR HEAD BE EXTRUDED FROM YOUR BODY AT ONCE!
User avatar #127 - lordmoldywart (10/03/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #119 - lordmoldywart (10/02/2013) [-]
Never seen the face, never heard of the name. I'm guessing he's an internet celebrity in some dark realm of reddit because he's not on mainstream television (as far as I'm aware)
#49 - Looks fine to me. A bit messy, sure, but you don't have to wr… 10/02/2013 on I have a nasty set o' Skills! 0
#20 - I knew what it was, and I clicked it anyway. Excuse …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2013 on Thank you bathtub crocodile 0
User avatar #22 - slowbroking (10/01/2013) [-]
Top 10 Most Disturbing (Scariest) Courage The Cowardly Dog Episodes
Honestly the zombie director episode was the one that made me feel the most uncomfortable. My fear has always been zombies (even before they became the popular thing)
#18 - That ******* TERRIFIED me as a child. …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/01/2013 on Thank you bathtub crocodile 0
User avatar #20 - thatevanguy (10/01/2013) [-]
I knew what it was, and I clicked it anyway.

Excuse me, I need to turn the lights on...
User avatar #22 - slowbroking (10/01/2013) [-]
Top 10 Most Disturbing (Scariest) Courage The Cowardly Dog Episodes
Honestly the zombie director episode was the one that made me feel the most uncomfortable. My fear has always been zombies (even before they became the popular thing)
#204 - Thanks man... 10/01/2013 on Saw something about being... 0
#199 - Yes...that's called a number. 10/01/2013 on Saw something about being... 0

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User avatar #21 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
Ok I'm interested in your fiends... let's talk about bussiness

What do you want?
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatevanguy (02/26/2013) [-]
Your chests sets idea sounded fine to me.
User avatar #23 to #22 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
How many and what kind of chests??
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatevanguy (02/26/2013) [-]
x2 fab set, x2 radioactive chest, and x6 thumb chest for every fiend related item I've got.
User avatar #25 to #24 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
x2 fab set, x2 radioactive chest, and x4 thumb chest... that
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatevanguy (02/26/2013) [-]
Done.
User avatar #27 to #26 - endlesslulz (02/26/2013) [-]
Can you send the offer please?? I'm a little busy with the plot... Sorry I took so long
User avatar #28 to #27 - thatevanguy (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, haven't gotten a chance to get back on much.


Still need the fiend stuff?
User avatar #20 - sexymossantamby (02/22/2013) [-]
for my cheese id like met books
User avatar #18 to #17 - thatevanguy (02/18/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
#11 - jgcamaro (02/17/2013) [-]
can i buy slendertoast?
User avatar #12 to #11 - thatevanguy (02/17/2013) [-]
Make an offer.
#13 to #12 - jgcamaro (02/17/2013) [-]
watcha looking for?
User avatar #15 to #13 - thatevanguy (02/17/2013) [-]
You can do better than that, I don't want to take a loss on it.
#16 to #15 - jgcamaro (02/17/2013) [-]
then send a trade
User avatar #14 to #13 - thatevanguy (02/17/2013) [-]
Nothing in particular, just preferably something I don't have.
#10 - deafitems (02/14/2013) [-]
Is there anything you want for your items.
User avatar #8 to #7 - thatevanguy (02/04/2013) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #9 to #8 - strongslotmachine (02/04/2013) [-]
No problem <3
User avatar #5 - sexymossantamby (02/01/2013) [-]
selling ur coal
User avatar #6 to #5 - thatevanguy (02/01/2013) [-]
Nope, sorry.
User avatar #1 - hackrobotman (12/09/2012) [-]
I only want things I don't have or just demonic ores and ingots. Nothing else.
User avatar #2 to #1 - hackrobotman (12/09/2012) [-]
Though I owuld also like your purple hoof.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatevanguy (12/09/2012) [-]
Purple Hoof and 1x demonic ingot for the chest?
User avatar #4 to #3 - hackrobotman (12/10/2012) [-]
sorry it's late. Send the trade.
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