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thatdeafguy

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Date Signed Up:6/23/2011
Last Login:5/24/2015
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I have a hearing aid

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#80 - Comment deleted 05/24/2014 on A man's movie 0
#15 - Picture 05/22/2014 on Am i getting banned. +2
#1 - wtf??? that baby looks scared and confused 05/20/2014 on (untitled) +1
#2 - Picture 05/20/2014 on Best yard sale find. 1$! +6
#84 - its so beautiful 05/20/2014 on I would trade my left... 0
#152 - To be fair if your kid acts like that you only have your self to blame 05/20/2014 on This should be a trojan... +1
#5 - like the kid.....  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2014 on New champion +32
#17 - dandamanzx (05/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - hammythehamster (05/19/2014) [-]
You're all going to hell
User avatar #15 - pwnedomega (05/19/2014) [-]
like the kid....
#6 - Picture 05/18/2014 on SHARK! +15
#3 - Internet Explorer??  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on My Wallpaper 0
User avatar #5 - iwasawa (05/16/2014) [-]
Batman seems to be lookin' at it really angrily (which is the joke, I believe)
User avatar #8 - rogaa (05/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, it is.
#11 - Picture 05/13/2014 on Boosh +1
#340 - Dude Michael Bay wtf? 05/12/2014 on KAFacts: Actors +3
#22 - Picture 05/09/2014 on Free candy… +6
#2 - I enjoy some good feels as much as the next guy but whats with…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/07/2014 on I really need to take a shit. +207
User avatar #151 - moviexplain (05/07/2014) [-]
#96 - splyt (05/07/2014) [-]
dude, a novel is technically a fake story. doesn't make it worth less of a read
User avatar #175 - enigmaticspirit (05/07/2014) [-]
True, but internet stories (particularly greentexts) are partially so interesting because they're alleged to be real. Also the best novels are the ones that in spite of whatever fantastical shit is going on feel real regardless; they completely suck you in. When you have something that is just like "oh, what a coincidence, his son happened to die in Iraq, it was that guy all along," it feels very scripted. It is still worth a read, I'm not debating that, I'm just explaining why a lot of people prefer more real stories.
#201 - splyt (05/08/2014) [-]
that's a valid point you raise, sir. that's probably the exact reason i prefer greentexts nd 4chan story time to most anything else or w/e gets shared on tumblr cuz more often than not it's believable, possible, nd not just based on coincidence they're just so bad it's possible. nd when it's not, at least 4chan users make a point of it being obviously fake with a well placed joke at the end. everyone else seems to get off by trying to make you believe it rather than having a story worth telling
User avatar #62 - harbingerwolf (05/07/2014) [-]
Why does it matter if they're fake?
They're stories made to invoke emotion, thats all.
User avatar #99 - snowshark (05/07/2014) [-]
I would care about this one if it weren't for:

1) The needlessly schmaltzy ending. The message of unity was fine as it was. No need for the needlessly morbid addendum.

2) It's written similarly to those christian-empowerment, anti-atheist BS stories all over the internet. The use of language just stinks of it. I don't give a damn one way or another about that whole conflict but the point is it sounds like an obviously fake story built for some ulterior motive rather than a naturalistic reflection of human decency.

3) Real stories hold more weight. At least the ones we accept to be real. Their reality gives us more empath as we understand the truth in the story. A fiction can tell just as compelling a story as a fact but fiction is used to convey messages that don't already exist in that manner as facts.

I've seen plenty of stories, real and fake, more evocative and naturalistic than this on the internet alone. The story holds little value in comparison to the many, far better stories out there that convey the same empathetic concepts.
#23 - settantaventi (05/07/2014) [-]
#141 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
your argument is good
#19 - europe (05/07/2014) [-]
Hoarding green pixels, of course
User avatar #4 - williamgrey (05/07/2014) [-]
sorry about that
#210 - hazop (05/08/2014) [-]
arent you supposed to be dead?
#4 - Picture 05/07/2014 on Playing online with 12 year... +1
#42 - really??? I was having such a nice day 05/06/2014 on His mom died -1
#42 - Picture 05/05/2014 on That Comment 0
#5 - Picture 05/04/2014 on m&m +80
#19 - same...here 05/02/2014 on I Believe... 0
#2 - Comment deleted 04/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#358 - uhh wut 04/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#8 - **thatdeafguy rolled image ** <---- also a squiter 04/27/2014 on She's a squirter. 0
#18 - **thatdeafguy rolled image ** mfw  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on oops +6
#22 - selfrazedzealot (04/27/2014) [-]
that's actually pretty good...
#8 - **thatdeafguy rolled image ** her first daughter 04/27/2014 on i want mine to be a ladyboy 0
#5 - eat dick that is 04/23/2014 on piercing 0
#1 - **thatdeafguy rolled image ** His son  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Dumbass +40
#32 - colbraabb (04/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - realreality (04/23/2014) [-]
Must've been a nigger.
User avatar #2 - flixoe (04/23/2014) [-]
Well yeah. He's dead.

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User avatar #1 - asongulol (09/25/2012) [-]
Are you really deaf?
User avatar #2 to #1 - thatdeafguy (09/25/2012) [-]
huh?
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatdeafguy (09/25/2012) [-]
lol in one ear i am and in the other i have a hearing aid
User avatar #4 to #3 - asongulol (09/25/2012) [-]
lol same here! bro fist!
#5 to #4 - thatdeafguy (09/25/2012) [-]
really? badass
really? badass
User avatar #6 to #5 - asongulol (09/25/2012) [-]
Yep. Since I was 8. I am now 22. I don't use a hearing aid. I'm like the deaf version of daredevil. hehe
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatdeafguy (09/25/2012) [-]
nice ya my buddy is color blind and together we form HELEN KELLER
User avatar #8 to #7 - asongulol (09/25/2012) [-]
I too have a buddy who's visually impaired. He's almost entirely blind and just uses a cane to move around. wtf similarities. When I guide him, I let him bump into girls on purpose. lol
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatdeafguy (09/25/2012) [-]
haha awesome
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