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I have a hearing aid

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#8 - the ocean?  [+] (22 new replies) 01/03/2013 on Drake and Josh +213
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User avatar #34 - Cookiez (01/03/2013) [-]
nah, they would float
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#170 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/03/2013) [-]
They'd slowly decompose and become bloated with gas. Haven't you ever heard of "dead men float"?
User avatar #39 - FatBenIsPedoBear (01/03/2013) [-]
In certain parts of the ocean its too deep. You'll never actually reach the bottom. The pressure changes as you go deeper, and eventually you will just stop sinking. You will just stay like a few hundred meters down.
#192 - xfkd (01/03/2013) [-]
funnyjunk just went deep.
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User avatar #38 - Cookiez (01/03/2013) [-]
Eaten by some sharks?
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User avatar #43 - Cookiez (01/03/2013) [-]
Id piss myself if i fell out of a helicopter.
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User avatar #50 - Cookiez (01/03/2013) [-]
So, did YOU urinate while falling down?
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User avatar #53 - Cookiez (01/03/2013) [-]
Then my shark theory has been proven
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User avatar #55 - Cookiez (01/03/2013) [-]
it will still be soaked with piss
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User avatar #58 - Cookiez (01/03/2013) [-]
What is the like hood of someone wearing waterproof clothes beneath a suit?
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User avatar #62 - Cookiez (01/03/2013) [-]
Fair enough
#137 - the mom 01/03/2013 on breastfeed +3
#183 - **thatdeafguy rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at… 01/03/2013 on Actors who ALMOST played... -1
#170 - Picture 12/31/2012 on Harry Potter +1
#47 - do you want a cookie or something? 12/31/2012 on Dumb Celebrity Quotes +11
#189 - wtf is that matter with you 12/29/2012 on the internet has no morals +2
#188 - Picture 12/29/2012 on the internet has no morals +5
#490 - Comment deleted 12/29/2012 on Harry's Wand 0
#15 - **thatdeafguy rolled a random image posted in comment #21903… 12/29/2012 on my chinese gf tat +1
#161 - **thatdeafguy rolled a random image posted in comment #13 a…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2012 on Slap of the Century 0
#170 - Digitalphear (12/28/2012) [-]
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You rolled my comment :D
User avatar #171 - ktjacobs (12/28/2012) [-]
Don't you just love that? Its like sex for your feels.
#23 - i love those breast 12/25/2012 on Proper Title +4
#28 - peach 12/24/2012 on Power of mushroom +7
#3 - Picture 12/24/2012 on Anyone else notice? +2
#1 - if you say so 12/24/2012 on i would +39
#41 - **thatdeafguy rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at… 12/24/2012 on Tough decision +2
#27 - id kill my kid 12/24/2012 on *hump hump* OH SHI... +3
#3 - not anymore 12/23/2012 on big fat juicy worms +4
#137 - prove it 12/23/2012 on Denied 0
#47 - Picture 12/22/2012 on Facebook (1) +4
#58 - Picture 12/22/2012 on Duke +2
#188 - why you asking me im not a doctor 12/22/2012 on 2099 +7
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#185 - maybe if you didnt have such a negative attitude  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2012 on 2099 +19
User avatar #186 - cumwhore (12/22/2012) [-]
Good point. Would the kid come out of my dick or my ass?
User avatar #191 - ShadeMinus (12/22/2012) [-]
I heard about this legal form of kidnapping, I think it's called adoption. You should check it out, it might work for you.
#188 - thatdeafguy (12/22/2012) [-]
why you asking me im not a doctor
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#1 - that or he pees like a bitch 12/21/2012 on that +5
#41 - Picture 12/21/2012 on Stains dont clean easy +19
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User avatar #1 - asongulol (09/25/2012) [-]
Are you really deaf?
User avatar #2 to #1 - thatdeafguy (09/25/2012) [-]
huh?
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatdeafguy (09/25/2012) [-]
lol in one ear i am and in the other i have a hearing aid
User avatar #4 to #3 - asongulol (09/25/2012) [-]
lol same here! bro fist!
#5 to #4 - thatdeafguy (09/25/2012) [-]
really? badass
really? badass
User avatar #6 to #5 - asongulol (09/25/2012) [-]
Yep. Since I was 8. I am now 22. I don't use a hearing aid. I'm like the deaf version of daredevil. hehe
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatdeafguy (09/25/2012) [-]
nice ya my buddy is color blind and together we form HELEN KELLER
User avatar #8 to #7 - asongulol (09/25/2012) [-]
I too have a buddy who's visually impaired. He's almost entirely blind and just uses a cane to move around. wtf similarities. When I guide him, I let him bump into girls on purpose. lol
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatdeafguy (09/25/2012) [-]
haha awesome
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