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Date Signed Up:1/07/2013
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I am a guy for fucks sake.Barbie is Australian slang for Barbeque.I picked that up from relatives in Australia.Just clearing it out since many people think i am a chick or something.Get yourself together....

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#7 - I am still on High School buddy...Not a clue what Grahams numb…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Easy enough really.. -7
#26 - lordcaboose (09/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 - xbfmvxreaperx (09/19/2013) [-]
It's an incomprehensibly large number. Like waaaayyyyy bigger than anyone can even imagine. We know the last so many digits though. Last 4 are 5387.
User avatar #9 - xbfmvxreaperx (09/19/2013) [-]
This. 3^3 is 27
3^^3 is 3^27
3^27 is 7 1/2 trillion
3^^^3 is 3^7 1/2 trillion
3^^^^3 is 3^(3^7 1/2 trillion)
3^^^^3 is g1
g2 is 3^^^...(g1 amount of arrows)...^^3
g64 is grahams number
#5 - No...Your pin is not the final 4 digits of π. Reason? …  [+] (13 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Easy enough really.. -67
#48 - texasbarbie (09/20/2013) [-]
OOOOOOH YISSSS RED THUUUUUUMBS....
#37 - anonymous (09/19/2013) [-]
pi is not infinite actually, its a giant number, but it doesnt actually go on forever, its only several trillion digits or so, the more you know.
#36 - vikingfaen (09/19/2013) [-]
YFW
#35 - lawander (09/19/2013) [-]
Easy conclusion
#19 - jmasters (09/19/2013) [-]
#13 - laxwarriord (09/19/2013) [-]
#11 - achphoenix (09/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 - CactusFantastico (09/19/2013) [-]
yeah...that was the joke
User avatar #6 - xbfmvxreaperx (09/19/2013) [-]
Last four digits of Grahams number would work.
User avatar #7 - texasbarbie (09/19/2013) [-]
I am still on High School buddy...Not a clue what Grahams number is...I promise I will look it up on wiki though.
#26 - lordcaboose (09/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 - xbfmvxreaperx (09/19/2013) [-]
It's an incomprehensibly large number. Like waaaayyyyy bigger than anyone can even imagine. We know the last so many digits though. Last 4 are 5387.
User avatar #9 - xbfmvxreaperx (09/19/2013) [-]
This. 3^3 is 27
3^^3 is 3^27
3^27 is 7 1/2 trillion
3^^^3 is 3^7 1/2 trillion
3^^^^3 is 3^(3^7 1/2 trillion)
3^^^^3 is g1
g2 is 3^^^...(g1 amount of arrows)...^^3
g64 is grahams number
#171 - **** You.. 09/18/2013 on GTA V on PC 0
#145 - You dumbass... 09/17/2013 on GTA V on PC +1
#97 - I want to apply to MIT. I live in Greece and **** … 09/13/2013 on Let the sea of red thumbs... +2
#95 - *Mac Book 09/13/2013 on Let the sea of red thumbs... 0
#49 - It's ok...Thank you anyways...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Haaaax! !!! !! ! !!! 0
#50 - jvcjvc (09/10/2013) [-]
thx mate
#48 - no they did not... 09/10/2013 on Haaaax! !!! !! ! !!! 0
#46 - Sorry dear sir. Thank you for the correction.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Haaaax! !!! !! ! !!! 0
#47 - jvcjvc (09/10/2013) [-]
it is an addition, not a correction my good sir, it all depends on how one would read your statement.

did canister-shells for tanks appear in WW2?

User avatar #49 - texasbarbie (09/10/2013) [-]
It's ok...Thank you anyways...
#50 - jvcjvc (09/10/2013) [-]
thx mate
User avatar #48 - texasbarbie (09/10/2013) [-]
no they did not...
#7 - It's Algebra....You can see a little "log" where th… 09/10/2013 on How I felt Everyday This Bored +1
#33 - To everyone saying HAAAAAAX or CHINEESE DRIVAAAAAR HURRRR.. …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Haaaax! !!! !! ! !!! +5
#44 - jvcjvc (09/10/2013) [-]
Canister rounds were widely used in the 18th century and the following in cannons aboard ships and on land.

Spanish "hand-cannons" were sometimes filled with grape-shot in the early 15th hundreds.
User avatar #46 - texasbarbie (09/10/2013) [-]
Sorry dear sir. Thank you for the correction.
#47 - jvcjvc (09/10/2013) [-]
it is an addition, not a correction my good sir, it all depends on how one would read your statement.

did canister-shells for tanks appear in WW2?

User avatar #49 - texasbarbie (09/10/2013) [-]
It's ok...Thank you anyways...
#50 - jvcjvc (09/10/2013) [-]
thx mate
User avatar #48 - texasbarbie (09/10/2013) [-]
no they did not...
#26 - It's the gesture that maters... Good to know there are peo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on Money for free +9
User avatar #44 - commandwolf (09/10/2013) [-]
The Industrial Disease is worldwide, my friend!
#25 - See that little faggot with the earring and the makeup... 09/09/2013 on Money for free +3
#17 - Money For Nothing  [+] (11 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Money for free +64
User avatar #76 - malacyman (09/10/2013) [-]
First thing i thought of when i saw the title
User avatar #58 - ogaitnas (09/10/2013) [-]
Ah, when Mark Knopfler played with his idol Chet Atkins. Mark Knopfler & Chet Atkins - Instrumental Medley That shit was dope.
User avatar #51 - arizonastar (09/10/2013) [-]
I really glad im not the only one who listens to this
User avatar #36 - moosehat (09/09/2013) [-]
Favourite band of all times.
User avatar #30 - evilwheatleycore (09/09/2013) [-]
Beat me to it
User avatar #23 - commandwolf (09/09/2013) [-]
And chicks for free.
User avatar #26 - texasbarbie (09/09/2013) [-]
It's the gesture that maters...
Good to know there are people here in funnyjunk who listen to Dire Straits
You guys rock...
User avatar #44 - commandwolf (09/10/2013) [-]
The Industrial Disease is worldwide, my friend!
User avatar #24 - commandwolf (09/09/2013) [-]
I was too late.
Ah well.
User avatar #20 - theracistpanda (09/09/2013) [-]
and the chicks for free.
User avatar #25 - texasbarbie (09/09/2013) [-]
See that little faggot with the earring and the makeup...
#188 - My dad has already some money set aside for me (around 20,000 … 09/09/2013 on Someone finally said it 0
#180 - it says you only allow friends to message you :S 09/09/2013 on Someone finally said it 0
#174 - Thank you friend...It means a lot...I would like to ask some q…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Someone finally said it 0
User avatar #178 - pkashp (09/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, check your inbox.
User avatar #180 - texasbarbie (09/09/2013) [-]
it says you only allow friends to message you :S
#168 - You are ******* lucky bastards...mate (in Austral… 09/09/2013 on Someone finally said it 0
#166 - feminism is 10x worse than everywhere else, 1 out of every 3 f…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Someone finally said it 0
User avatar #182 - revoll (09/09/2013) [-]
You should start saving money to get the fuck out of here. Just an advice.
User avatar #188 - texasbarbie (09/09/2013) [-]
My dad has already some money set aside for me (around 20,000 euros,don't know what they are for though..) and since he was in the airforce, i am supposed to get 17,000 euros when i get 25....I hope I will manage...Good luck man.Thank you for your advice...
User avatar #173 - pkashp (09/09/2013) [-]
Amerifag here, wishing you luck OP. My test scores qualified for MIT but I didn't follow through because family stuff.
User avatar #174 - texasbarbie (09/09/2013) [-]
Thank you friend...It means a lot...I would like to ask some questions...Is there any sort of way that we could have a private conversation?
User avatar #178 - pkashp (09/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, check your inbox.
User avatar #180 - texasbarbie (09/09/2013) [-]
it says you only allow friends to message you :S
#164 - from greece, everything is ****** up, educati…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Someone finally said it 0
#166 - texasbarbie (09/09/2013) [-]
feminism is 10x worse than everywhere else, 1 out of every 3 females thinks women are oppressed,
gas is more expensive than anywhere in the world,
VAT of 23%,
pensioners had their pension decreased to it's 1/3,
maximum wage is 2000 euros,NOBODY hires,
teachers still going on strike when school starts,
nobody cares about what students are going to do without school,
because of all this shit,I want to apply to a US college, MIT preferably (I am a nerd,yes),
Dad won't let me,I am telling him they give finacial aid,
He says he can't afford it, Taxes are half his yearly wage,
MFW I am doomed to work for 600 Euros for my whole life
User avatar #182 - revoll (09/09/2013) [-]
You should start saving money to get the fuck out of here. Just an advice.
User avatar #188 - texasbarbie (09/09/2013) [-]
My dad has already some money set aside for me (around 20,000 euros,don't know what they are for though..) and since he was in the airforce, i am supposed to get 17,000 euros when i get 25....I hope I will manage...Good luck man.Thank you for your advice...
User avatar #173 - pkashp (09/09/2013) [-]
Amerifag here, wishing you luck OP. My test scores qualified for MIT but I didn't follow through because family stuff.
User avatar #174 - texasbarbie (09/09/2013) [-]
Thank you friend...It means a lot...I would like to ask some questions...Is there any sort of way that we could have a private conversation?
User avatar #178 - pkashp (09/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, check your inbox.
User avatar #180 - texasbarbie (09/09/2013) [-]
it says you only allow friends to message you :S
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on Romeo and Juliet 0
User avatar #17 - jewishcommunazi (09/09/2013) [-]
That was the first thing I reminded of.
#102 - what episode is that? 09/08/2013 on This makes me angry 0
#101 - That's why I have no faith in the female gender....most of the… 09/08/2013 on This makes me angry -1
#6 - The little dude was just chilling and she sent him flying mid-…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2013 on HI-HO SILVER, AWAY!! +5
#10 - teenytinyspider (09/07/2013) [-]
I don't think she's that fat. I think the shirt is making her look more fat than she is. Loose t-shirts add about 20 pounds to your look.
#13 - scooba (09/07/2013) [-]
She must be wearing like 6 Shits then.
#14 - teenytinyspider (09/09/2013) [-]
I dono but I've seen women who wear a certain shirt and you're like,"Omg are they pregnant or are they just really fat or something!?" and then they wear a different type of shirt and you're like,"...Weren't you fat just yesterday?"
#4 - Comment deleted 09/07/2013 on HI-HO SILVER, AWAY!! 0

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User avatar #3 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
You tryin to play my game
but there can only be one gamer
User avatar #4 to #3 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What is your game, K I mi l S U Ng
User avatar #5 to #4 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
just. the game.
User avatar #6 to #5 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What does the game include .
#9 to #6 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I hope it's me.
User avatar #11 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
Also...How did you get here?
#12 to #11 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm everywhere.
User avatar #10 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
And why are you hoping that it's you? I mean every game that includes something will include you...

P.S. I am a dude....the "barbie" part of my name gets people think that I am a female, so I understand if you wanted a girl to include you into something and just took your shot. Barbie stands for barbeque in Australian slang...I used to have an account called texasbbq but had to delete for rolling reasons.....(rolled justing bieber after saying if JB I delete.)
#13 to #10 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I thought you were a girl.
#14 to #13 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
No booty for you bratha
No booty for you bratha
User avatar #7 to #6 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
laughs and broken girls.
User avatar #8 to #7 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
In that case, I shall outscience you. Plebian.
#1 - anonymous (11/24/2013) [-]
bit of a girly name you have there...

unless you are a girl, which is still weird
User avatar #2 to #1 - texasbarbie (11/24/2013) [-]
Barbie--> Australian Slang for Barbeque...You are welcome...Thanks for your insight.
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